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Karaoke Birthdays, Love Debates && Modern Dating
Hold on to your headphones as we take a detour through the often bewildering world of modern dating. Imagine stepping into a speed dating event only to find yourself swimming in a sea of mismatched expectations - we spill the beans on every quirky detail. And as if that's not enough, we put on our philosopher's hats to dissect the allure of personalities over mere physical attraction. Yes, we're getting deep here, sharing how we weigh the scales of intellect and beauty, and the surprising ways our favorite sports show, "First Things First," mirrors our very own dynamic discussions.
Then, as the night grows deeper and the birthday candles flicker out, we get real about the fabric of relationships today. From the pressures of Valentine's Day to the complex world of polygamy, we don't shy away from the hard questions. Is love meant to be exclusive, or can respect and honesty form the backbone of non-traditional relationships? This episode will have you questioning, laughing, and maybe even rethinking your own views on love. So, sit back, relax, and let us take you through a roller coaster of emotions and opinions - MinorityPlus1 Style
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Speaker 4:Dad, what the fuck are you holding the bus for? No, because now you two get the gang up on me. The fuck you want.
Speaker 3:You.
Speaker 4:Music. What's going on, everybody and welcome to the show is the king of the half-rezeced Oreo. We are back once again and we are podcasting to you and, as always, we got the ladies.
Speaker 5:What up, what up.
Speaker 4:Dallin's tell them who are you?
Speaker 3:It's Sam Crystal, it's Bernie.
Speaker 4:And I'm your host, stephen. This is the minority, plus one podcast. Yeah, disclaimer, damn it Steve could you get could you
Speaker 6:hold on, hold on.
Speaker 4:Stephen Aiden, eddie, and he's feeling very heavy and he's light on his feet and he's ready to pot. You don't like what I'm doing, sam? Fix your face, fix your beak, say something, do something. Well, before you talked about yourself.
Speaker 6:Yeah, oh, I'm sorry, nigga first of all, don't you ever hear about the fucking life threatening me? I beat the shit out of you. You don't fucking play with me. Oh, I like that.
Speaker 3:Look, I see you can't bring me back to that place. You can't bring me back. You know what? Sam?
Speaker 7:Sam after the last time you really guys.
Speaker 4:There was a time where Sam really really wanted to throw hands with me.
Speaker 2:She really wanted to knock my block off. Sam you said Sam you specifically said that.
Speaker 4:Yo, steve, I would really want it to just fucking fight you.
Speaker 3:No, okay, I'll be honest.
Speaker 4:I've never been that way about my friends, sam. That's how we.
Speaker 3:That's how we I may want to choke y'all because you got like ear it, like you're a little too fucked up or high. We'll talk about that later. But other than that, I love you guys to death. I don't want to fight you guys ever. I want to punch you with love.
Speaker 4:How is everybody though?
Speaker 3:Good, can we get to Britney's birthday before you talked about yourself? I'm sorry so just so you know, people missed me because everybody was asking Happy birthday, Britney Happy birthday Britney.
Speaker 6:It's the birthday, it's big Britney and, as you can see, guys she's not sick.
Speaker 4:No one was sick around her.
Speaker 5:She's able to enjoy her birthday. I was tripping over the thing about her. She was terrified.
Speaker 4:That's true. That's true, she was ready to go whole out.
Speaker 3:It's my birthday Every time.
Speaker 4:She's like you fucking coming around me and she got her voice gets deeper.
Speaker 5:No, for real. I had my elderberry on deck every single. Actually, I just took my last great defense shot today. I said to the lady Sunday next door yeah, sunny's nutrition. Shout out to Sunny's nutrition. If you live in the Schenectady area, sunny's, you got a plug. No, no, no, yeah, so that's my bitch. Yo, she's my bitch. Yeah, she was like it's your birthday, right. And she was like she's an extra two more X.
Speaker 5:She was like she's been hugging me out every more of my protein smoothie, probiotics, so. But she's been hugging me out for the past two weeks with these great defense shots and it's just a sink and, like you know things to like, help you knock it sick.
Speaker 3:So yeah, Boost your immune system, boost your immune system.
Speaker 5:But yes, thankfully it seems like I shall be OK, hopefully, and you know I can still fly out as my birthday's Valentine's Day. So flying out afterwards to New Orleans. So yes, hey guys.
Speaker 4:Fuck, I forgot.
Speaker 3:See, ok, hold on, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I said this later. Let's bring it back. So have a minute, all right. Before you know, we in pre-production right, we're chilling, we're getting our shit together. These two are getting lit, right, so I was like, can everybody just slow down?
Speaker 5:We weren't going to like. Wait, wait wait, I was testing the pens to give to Steve. I didn't mean to get as late as I got OK because I'm like, all right, I keep seeing them keep going.
Speaker 3:So I'm like, can we just slow down a bit? And Steve's like bitch, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4:I got this and I said, steve, you're going to. I definitely didn't say bitch, you really did, but you first of all, and I predict.
Speaker 3:I said, Steve, you're going to do exactly what you do every time you get disclaiming You're going to go on a rant, and then you're going to be like and you know what? I know that I forgot. First of all, You're disclaiming.
Speaker 6:And you did it mad early. By the way, you did it early. I got it out the way. Did I expect I got it out the way?
Speaker 5:OK, you literally did. That's hilarious.
Speaker 4:We literally just had this conversation. She's 100% correct.
Speaker 3:Yes, Anyway, let's talk about your birthday, Brittany.
Speaker 4:Yes, it was quite the shim day.
Speaker 5:It was, it was really fun.
Speaker 4:I had a lot of fun, Bri this year.
Speaker 5:I've never done anything like this before, but I was like let's cancel out friends dinner, because friends dinner sometimes can be a little bit stressful A disaster More. Let's figuring out the bills.
Speaker 4:More times than that.
Speaker 3:Things like that, that's a fact.
Speaker 5:I worked at this place called Encore over the summer and I'd been a couple of times and I loved being there so much that I wanted to work there for a second job, just to be there, and the tips really went through we should move it, anyways. So I ended up leaving but I was like it's just such a fun place, fun vibe, it's an upscale karaoke place. So I ended up renting a room for us all to have instead of doing the dinner to celebrate my birthday.
Speaker 3:So we got there just in time too, because Brittany was like 9, 9.30. And I was running a couple minutes late. A few people were running late, but we excuse me, I got there like 10 on one and I was perfect Because they still didn't let us in the room yet, so we were waiting for the room. I guess Steve wasn't there yet. He was late. I was late. Steve.
Speaker 4:But, I know I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:Just to give everybody a little background. I you know when you plan and as much as you say to yourself, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter what happens, just let it go, have a good time. I was a little anxious. I was like, all right, like rightfully so, like you think about all the things that could go wrong and you want people to have a good time. Even though I wasn't as much stressed about that, because I know we all love karaoke pretty much for the most part, and the place has such a dope vibe. But it's just. You know all these on answer things right. So I pull up. You know I've gotten ready. And of course, you know you're stressed about your outfit If you're a female, like I was just. I was just, oh, this is look good, and you looked great.
Speaker 3:I said Britney looked like a beautiful disco ball. I thought she looked great. I think Because you know Britney love her. Her rhinestones, her sequins, her bling. Britney loves and she was fully bling that she looked great, she had this like really nice jumpsuit, one piece and I had the mesh and the cutouts. It was, it was, it was nice.
Speaker 5:I was. I was hoping it was going for, but you know, excited woman You're just worried about everything.
Speaker 5:So I pull up to the, to the spot that we're having it at, and immediately as soon as I pull up I'm like all right, like I told everybody 930. I was at like 915 and I'm in the car, I'm like I'm rolling up, I'm just like hitting. So I hit up my, my cousin who was supposed to come. She's like, yeah, I'm going to get dropped off. So she never ends up coming all of a sudden and she's just like you know what? I can't come. My other really good friend who was supposed to come, she and she was supposed to come with a cake, right, oh, with a cake. So my other good friend was supposed to come.
Speaker 5:She is like you know what I got to fight with my mom, so I'm not going. I'm like okay.
Speaker 3:So you're like damn, everybody's dropping like flat.
Speaker 4:So is that why you called?
Speaker 3:me twice. I hit, yeah I was like did you forget?
Speaker 4:No, they make it like damn you tell me like what's going on here. I promise you, this podcast wouldn't be started off like this If I wasn't there.
Speaker 5:my brother's message to me. The baby is really not doing good. I think he's an ear infection. I was like, oh my, literally in the first five, 10 minutes of me sitting in the seat, so my anxiety just went. My, my boss, who was supposed to come also, he hit me up. He's like yo, I had to close tonight. He's like I'm going to have to live. I was like, oh my God everybody. So this is like so my mind's already spiraling. So I'm like gotta get a drink. Gotta get a drink. Let me just go inside and get a drink, it'll make everything better. I'm going to go get a drink. So I get out. It's about nine. It's at this point. It's about like 930. My good friend Veronica, she attacks me. She's like I'm like 10 minutes away. I'm like okay.
Speaker 3:Hold on. I didn't get none of that love because I text Brittany. I'm like girl, you know. We got to drop the kids off. We overslept, so I'll probably be there at 10. She said fine.
Speaker 5:I know that's how overwhelmed everything I was. I was like you know what Feeling yeah. I was like I don't even care, Like that's, that's how much. I was spiraling Right. So, like I said, I used to work there. So when I went right to the bar, they're like girl, what's up? You look so nice, like happy birthday, and I get a drink right away. Cosmigos and Salsa.
Speaker 2:All night, my main choice.
Speaker 5:All night. Cosmigos and Salsa, so freaking if you don't know.
Speaker 3:Brittany's drink. It's Cosmigos, cosmigos and Salsa, and sometimes it's Sprite.
Speaker 5:She'll do Sprite. Sometimes I'm sitting there, I'm sipping, I'm sipping. Sergio was actually first person to come in them Veronica and AJ and Bianca Kells, and then everyone just started to Be easy. Shout out to you.
Speaker 3:We had them on the podcast. Be easy, Shout out man. Shout out to you.
Speaker 5:Literally, it was just like them. People started trickling.
Speaker 3:You came in my friend.
Speaker 5:Brooke came Watch First of all.
Speaker 3:I was so nice to see her she said she came yeah, so it was so nice Because she's booked and busy.
Speaker 5:Yeah, she's booked and busy, so it was so nice for her to make a birthday. She was like girl, I finally got to make your birthday Because normally she'd be going away around Valentine's Day, so that was nice for her to come. Who else am I missing? Anybody?
Speaker 3:Jimbo Eric Sean Gene, with two random chicks, as he does, as he does so you knew one.
Speaker 4:every time I see him, I'm wearing this later, because that was really funny.
Speaker 5:Yeah Well, we'll talk more about that later.
Speaker 4:So knew one every time I see him.
Speaker 5:So literally I'm like I'm drinking, so I'm drinking my drink. I can't keep up. The room was a little bit and you know, as I think back, I'm happy the room was a little bit delayed, it gave time to keep up. No, it was perfect To get there, because we got there.
Speaker 3:I think we got in the room at 1030 and everybody was there. Everybody was there. I think you were. I just showed up then, yeah, you just showed up. You literally just missed. You just walked in. Oh wow, sam's one song.
Speaker 6:One song, yeah, nothing crazy, oh Um yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, good, look, yeah, so it was really so. You was actually there, perfect timing, perfect timing, perfectly.
Speaker 5:On this I was on time while being late. So, Sam starts us off at Wow, no, no, no, no, I started. She broke the ice.
Speaker 2:She broke the ice.
Speaker 3:So the only thing about this place I liked it, it was cute, I had a blast. But they didn't have a lot of variety in karaoke songs. So if anyone knows me, little Kim is like my go to. But it's like I know certain Little Kim songs by heart, so they didn't have any of the ones I knew by heart, but they had the jump off.
Speaker 2:Which I love the jump off. I did, I did.
Speaker 3:I did not love the jump off, but I know it pretty well but not as good as I know, like get money and put your lighters up and stuff like that. But either way, I started with that and then I dragged Britney's ass to do WAP, which I'm like well, I don't know why, I made my first song WAP at this point.
Speaker 5:Like I said, my first drink. They knew me, so they were like happy birthday girl. She was like. She was like with a tequila, maybe a splash of salsa. So I'm already my first drink and I'm feeling really I'm like everyone's here yeah.
Speaker 4:Wait, you drank that big ass drink.
Speaker 5:I immediately bought you a drink when I got there. Hold up, hold up, not just you. That was my third. Oh, hold on, that was my third. Steve's was my third. So I had finished my first Costa Migos and Salsa before I hit. As soon as I was walking into the room, I looked back at Serge and I said I need another drink, right Like we're going into the room, I'm telling you I need another drink.
Speaker 2:You got another one. He gets me another drink.
Speaker 5:So I had a full drink when I got into the room, and then we drink number two. So I finished, drink number two after we had finished WAP. Ok, so that was, and then Steve came in. What are you drinking, britt? Tequila Salsa.
Speaker 4:I didn't know. I didn't know about the previous two drinks.
Speaker 6:So Steve comes over and I'm like I'm drinking, I think Steve and then drinks are strong and, steve, you did your classic LL Cool J.
Speaker 4:Hey lover. And then we tried me and Sam tried to do.
Speaker 3:No, none of y'all. Y'all ain't the crowd for that, y'all ain't.
Speaker 4:Y'all ain't the crowd for that. Y'all ain't the ones. I'm sorry we got to go to some white places.
Speaker 3:So me and Steve tried to do what fucking? Web biscuits break stuff and I was so excited because that's one of my other favorite karaoke songs, that and like Father.
Speaker 4:You know what I'm talking about. Are you serious? System of a down? Yes, you do. Toxicity no, that's what.
Speaker 3:I can never say Sorry, Wait.
Speaker 4:I don't know if that's toxicity or chop to it.
Speaker 3:No, no, that's chop to it. Wake up, yeah. What you put a little makeup Money. When do we think of the shake up Money? Because he's a bottle of table and I'm creating other people you want to do. I'm sorry, see shit. Yeah, no, no, no, not in the front, no, I got some rock shit that I would love to karaoke, but this was not the crowd, so they cut us off.
Speaker 6:Well, actually no, they did not cut us off, but the time ran out.
Speaker 4:And we didn't know, it just happened to be timing.
Speaker 5:Thank, God, the time ran out, thankfully.
Speaker 3:It's just one of those days, All right, yeah, so Brittany, you did Like I said. They didn't have a huge selection. They didn't have a huge selection. So Brittany wanted to do GZ and Kanye West. I put on. They didn't have that. She wanted to do MIMS. This is why. I'm hot. They didn't have that. No, they didn't, they did.
Speaker 4:She smashed. Where were you? She smashed. You were at the bar. Yeah, I was at the bar. I was at the bar. She smashed, she smashed this, she smashed this Especially the second verse I missed. Because even hold on, Let me tell this part Because I don't think Brittany didn't quite know how she was smashing it, and then me and a couple other people were like, we were at them. It was like what, what, what, what, really what?
Speaker 6:And then we just saw it and then she's like, yeah, this is wrong, I got it, I got it, I missed. I was like what I missed, I missed, shit, I missed that I missed Steve's.
Speaker 3:It's got nothing.
Speaker 4:You missed that. Yeah, oh, I did Gold Digger, yeah, oh, no, I was there for that. Yeah, you left it up, yeah, and then I ended what it's going to be me.
Speaker 3:OK, I did. Ok, I think I was up there y'all which.
Speaker 6:I smashed.
Speaker 3:If y'all don't know, I loved me some karaoke and I had these heels on my feet. I was sweating. I had this leather dress on sweating up there performing Because I have mad fucking songs, like I did Backstreet Boys, backstreet's back, I did In Sync. It's Staring Up my Heart. You did that song. Yeah, I did. Britney Spears Hit Me Baby One More Time.
Speaker 4:I did I did mad shit this all happened while I was.
Speaker 3:Yeah, britney, I think you were at the bar with.
Speaker 2:Hit Me Baby One More Time.
Speaker 3:But, God, I did no, you did it with me at the end. Yeah, yeah, you came at the end of, like you know, I don't know, stop.
Speaker 5:I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, y'all.
Speaker 6:I don't know the night, the night it just started blending. It just started blending.
Speaker 5:The light got a little easy for me around. This is where I'm at. This is, I think, at the end of it. When I went around and I noticed everybody was like recording. They were like yeah, brett, and then I did like a little spin and then that's the last thing I really needed. Oh my gosh. Shout out to Kels.
Speaker 3:Shout out to Kels for playing Grenade by Bruno Mars. I totally forgot how much.
Speaker 6:I loved that fucking song Fire.
Speaker 3:We were all singing that song. I got a grand-tump from this Fire.
Speaker 5:He knew everybody's song, I know.
Speaker 3:His ass didn't want to get out. He and mine got up.
Speaker 5:I was like what are you doing? Get up there. He was like nah, nah, nah. I was like OK, but he was great too. I feel like everyone was so good, like there really wasn't Nobody that did Right.
Speaker 3:Even Serge like this motherfucker know no, but he don't not know the song to the Drake. I got every. I had to go up there and help her. I got everything. I got everything. I got everything.
Speaker 6:And he was like. I was like I cannot play it, I cannot, I had to get up there and help. You were like if you didn't take over. I don't know where I took over.
Speaker 2:I should have been like boo, boo, boo.
Speaker 4:We got the wax. Let the professional come through Yo, just like back in the day in the Apollo where you got to get the boom in with the boom and she's like I fucking broomed motherfuckers off like nah. You're not the one.
Speaker 6:I should have been like let the professional the thing is.
Speaker 3:Y'all know I'm the human jukebox, so I know all these damn words. When they start playing, I start knowing the words and I can't help myself. Hilarious, it's saying very badly and off tune. So it was. It was a good time.
Speaker 5:It was so good that I ended up extending the room, because the room was supposed to only be an hour, and so I was not enough.
Speaker 2:It's not enough time.
Speaker 6:It's not enough.
Speaker 5:So I ended up having to like because I thought, ok, we'll do the hour and we'll go out in the big room. But we were all having a good time and I remember, right as the second hour started, everyone, like more people, came. So I was like all right let's just extend it for another hour, but it was so, that was like something, so it wasn't bad.
Speaker 3:That's not bad, still not bad. It's still a great time. It's a nice spot. Nice spot, it's not too far.
Speaker 4:Yes, everybody parking, good location, yeah I liked it.
Speaker 3:I had a great time.
Speaker 4:Me too.
Speaker 3:Speaking of getting too fucked up. So at the end of the night so me, veronica, aj, we all, we all were like all right, we told everybody like hey, we're going to go get her out on like street. Veronica told her, I told her, I went home. Brittany was like hey, hey hey, right Now, guys.
Speaker 5:this is so not fair. Now everybody should have known how fucked up.
Speaker 4:I don't know why you're looking at me. I wasn't here for this.
Speaker 5:I was Steve Weren't. You in the group pictures. You were in the group pictures, yeah.
Speaker 4:And then once everyone was like yo, we're leaving.
Speaker 5:I barely remember the group pictures. I remember the group pictures. I don't, I don't, and I think people like help me, like yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Like that's why you really have a whole picture.
Speaker 6:So I'm like honestly, I just know I was in the point. Listen, listen Like fucking.
Speaker 3:Listen, it was her birthday. She is allowed to get fucked up Also never again.
Speaker 5:I don't know whose fucking idea it was to take photos at the end of the fucking night. I was so upset, my pretty outfit, like everything, like I didn't even get to. I don't even have any pictures in the shit. All the pictures in the end of the night I have the most fucked up. Look, hazy, look on my fucking face. My eyes are closed.
Speaker 4:It looks like you had fun.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you just look like you have a fun. No, I have to say.
Speaker 4:The picture you sent me looked fun, the picture you sent me was fucking gone.
Speaker 3:You look like you're doing it at the time, my whole ass is out now.
Speaker 6:I'm like a Vesemore oversteer Yo I got the picture.
Speaker 4:She sent me the picture of it. I got to show you. It's hilarious.
Speaker 6:You got to show me because I was like what is going on.
Speaker 3:Britney's being stingy with the pictures. Yo Because? Because I'm like, send me those pictures. I promise y'all I'm not going to post them, I just want to laugh she said it to me like two or three of them, but I'm like no, there's more.
Speaker 5:I know there's horrible, horrible evidence of how fucking wasted I was. I was like, oh my god, I'll say this, you're allowed to get lit.
Speaker 3:You're allowed to get lit right. So I called Britney. So me and our two other friends were at the Halal spot. Everybody just went home, which is fine, and I called Britney. I'm like where are you? She's like I don't even know where.
Speaker 6:I'm at. Why did you leave? Why did you?
Speaker 4:do that. Don't look at me. This has nothing to do with me, but I said Britt, I was like girl, where are you?
Speaker 3:But she said hold that thought because we've got to take a break. And we're back. Britney's so fake. Embarrassed I was like I'm not even gonna take a break.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you right now, Britt, you are the only one that probably even notices how fucked up you were.
Speaker 3:Everybody was just having fun, and a lot of other people were lit too.
Speaker 5:We were all lit, I know everybody was lit, but I just feel, I just feel awesome.
Speaker 3:No, no. First of all, I had two beers and I was like I'm the idol, I need to go to bed and I was drinking nothing but henna seeds on the rocks.
Speaker 4:Double Steve said he had a bad hangover Britney when I woke up the next morning I moved my shit and then she literally threw up.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I feel, a little bit better. So no, so she finally gets to the last one after, like, she didn't really know where she was at and I was all nervous and she was making me feel bad for her having a good time.
Speaker 6:She's like you, didn't tell me you went to the. You didn't tell me you were leaving.
Speaker 3:I'm like, yes, I did Like three times. So she gets there and you know, she's like why did you leave? Why? So I get her some, some. So is it non or non? I think it's non Right, always pronounced it right. So not, she's eating it. She's like you know what? I fucking had a good time. I was a kid, I had a good time and a piece of bread flies out of her mouth, right, but I thought it was her tooth. Bro. I was like all three of us thought her tooth like fell out or some shit, because that shit was like this big and it's kind of white.
Speaker 3:So I was like we all looked at the floor. We was like, oh, thank God, it's a piece of bread.
Speaker 6:I was like pretty, sit out, sit out, please. Just sit right here, just sit.
Speaker 3:And then Veronica's cheap ass. I'm trying to feed this girl so that she don't feel hungover and I'm like, veronica, can you get her some water? She's like how much is the water? Oh Jesus. He said 250. She said I don't know. Brittany.
Speaker 6:I told you, I don't know, I don't know Brittany, I don't know, I just can't get her some water. Can I have some water please? I mean, yes, it's over, I'm just drunk.
Speaker 5:Can we heal? She's a cheap ass. I was. I was gone. It's all gone. I don't even remember most of us.
Speaker 3:I just went back, you didn't even kick you to the couch. You said you banished yourself to the couch. You know what?
Speaker 6:I'm so sorry you know what you just need to be throwing I don't even.
Speaker 5:You just need to be throwing fucking tans I was like emotional, drunk and amassed, and that's it, and it was just awful so.
Speaker 2:I did this myself. It happened once the party was over. I did.
Speaker 5:It did happen once the party was over, but still, I wish I just had gotten tipsy and not that fucked up, so I could still have like maybe went to another spot Like maybe I don't know, yeah, but we did.
Speaker 3:But it was like 2 o'clock in the morning. I feel like it was just everybody was just like what's your birthday. It's your birthday girl.
Speaker 5:Exactly, it's saying, no, it's my birthday, I have to know it. So then that could be pretty much it. I'm not gonna. I just hadn't gotten like that. I'm not used to like being drunk. I normally just get like a little tipsy, feel nice, and you know whatever, not drunk, like that was drunk.
Speaker 4:Organt tipsy. Organt tipsy Drunk and smoked my entire vape.
Speaker 5:I literally woke up 7 AM room like, oh yeah, I was like whoa, I don't miss those guys.
Speaker 3:I was gonna say I've only been that that badly hungover. I've only been that badly hungover maybe twice, and I cannot, for the life of me, drink that damn beer. They tell you to drink a beer to cure your hangover what they? Call the hair of the dog and it's like the smell I just put in. I can't even think of that. My head be, oh, just thinking about it.
Speaker 4:All they say.
Speaker 5:Is that? I had this time I had a nail appointment 12 30 the next day and I was literally there like oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 4:Four years. She's a hostile. You had to sit there and get nails done, of course everyone's texting me like are you alive?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I definitely did. I'm like I'm just a stupid oh and listen to wait, and I'm literally crying. The girl that the receptionist walks over gives me a nap and I'm like no, I'm going to blow your spot up right now.
Speaker 3:Brittany Really Just like a fucking wreck.
Speaker 5:I felt drunk till like 6 PM.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm so excited and I was worried about her because she's drinking. She was emotional, she wasn't feeling that great. So me and Veronica go on his block to make sure her car is good. You spend the block, I call this chick and I'm like Brittany, you're parked in front of a driveway and she's like what are you even talking about? Right now? There's no driveway in this land. Like I swear to you, there's no driveway in this land. I don't even know. I remember none of it.
Speaker 3:Yes, so I told you to put him on the phone. He's a sucker too. I'm going to tell you why I told him to put him on the phone and I'm like, hey, I know she's lit, but her car is not in the right spot and I'm like I'm telling him where it's at. He's like is she good? I'm like OK, you guys good. Yeah, yeah, I was like oh, ok, and you still got to take it.
Speaker 5:I still got to take it.
Speaker 3:That's why I said he's a sucker.
Speaker 4:I'm rightfully so.
Speaker 5:I will come to his defense and just say he was dealing with me, which was obviously, as you guys can hear from the fucking story was probably a most annoying, motherfucking awful nightmare, and I guess he was stressed the fuck out. So I've never and like he's not used and we've drank, we have gotten fucked up together so many times and he's never seen me at that, because he wasn't drunk, I've seen, I've seen you there, like he's never seen me at that fucking level I have barely seen. I feel like this is made.
Speaker 3:My point I think this is maybe like a third or four times.
Speaker 5:Like literally getting at that fucking level. So this was. He was like yo, you're trying to. You're normally not the toxic. What is going on? Like I, was just.
Speaker 3:No one loves her. Yeah, she was very wrong. She was very emo, because she's like you know nobody loves me.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you don't care about me, we're all.
Speaker 2:DWIs on the way home.
Speaker 6:How can we not love you?
Speaker 3:I know we all came out.
Speaker 6:We all risked DWI. I said I fucked up.
Speaker 5:You guys are fucked up, I was fucked up.
Speaker 3:And this drunk ass shit, I got her again. You can cry if you want to, no, I gave yes, no I agree, that's what.
Speaker 5:I heard. That's what I heard Nobody was killing you for it. They made a whole song.
Speaker 3:Nobody was killing Nobody was killing you for it because it was your birthday. You were just drunk, but I did this sugar gift she opens it like way down the hall.
Speaker 5:Like I said, this was my first drink. I had already had my first drink. I was real tipsy, but, steve, actually I wish you never, because I was so thankful that your gift was in the car the next day.
Speaker 2:Oh really, and I?
Speaker 5:hope you know that my car wasn't locked. My keys were in the car. Your gift was on the seat, like thankfully. I was just happy it was in the car.
Speaker 3:Steve helped me pick those out too, did you see?
Speaker 5:Well, I was on the phone with him and I said I was like.
Speaker 3:So I went to a little jewelry spot, a little jewelry kiosk in the mall and I was like I was like there's Queen, and then there's like a little marijuana leaf, and they're both real gold. And I was like I don't know which one. And Steve was like, well, maybe not the marijuana leaf Because she got her parents and they're concerted, he's like, but it'd be cool for work. And I was like you get her, the Queen. I was like you know, I'll just get both.
Speaker 4:She could get all day. So she ended up getting both and I'm just like yeah, because she'll have one for work and then one for one, yeah, yeah, I know my girls, I know my ladies, I literally love them.
Speaker 5:They're adorable. I was like I literally that was fucked up, because I did yell at Veronica.
Speaker 6:You had this motherfucker be like.
Speaker 5:just yell at Veronica Good gift.
Speaker 3:I was like what are you talking about?
Speaker 5:And I look up like you, fucking bitch and arrest it yeah.
Speaker 4:You know I opened that Damn. That's kind of my.
Speaker 5:And I should have. I'm glad you liked it. Though I did, I loved it. Thank you, all right.
Speaker 3:You guys want to get into some minority support?
Speaker 4:Yeah, Wait, do we have minorities? We do not, because there's no minority support this week, because we are recording very early that we drop, which is Monday.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so that is the reason why he's actually going on vacation to New Orleans.
Speaker 4:Yes, so we want to have all three of us, so this was the only time that we could do it. So instead of minority support guys, you guys get no Sam, they get another story.
Speaker 5:OK, what.
Speaker 4:Of me, ladies and gentlemen, I went speed dating. How can we forget?
Speaker 3:And this is the Valentine's Day episode, and this is the Valentine's.
Speaker 4:Day episode. So I'm going to spread the love of my experience first time ever speed dating and I want to say shout out to everybody, to the guys and the team that threw it. I loved the idea. The execution needs work and I just think better vetting would suit any for any future endeavors.
Speaker 3:So before you start right, First and foremost I was shocked at the the number. I knew it was going to be more women, but not to that, so there were 30 women, so only no.
Speaker 4:There was 20 women to like 30 to three men, wow, who actually signed up, which was me, another gentleman and another young man, and that is. That's terrible. And I remember. All right, so I'm just going to just break this down real quick. All right, I get there, I am like OK.
Speaker 5:I'm not sure you really looked very nice I just want to say that Steve looks nice.
Speaker 2:I texted him.
Speaker 5:Right away I was like, oh my god, look at you. You look so cute and I'd seen him because I saw the host that was hosting it posted a whole story of what the room looked like the theaters, everything else.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so it was really. It was cool. So when all the ladies finally did show up, I was sitting at a table and I'm not going to find this. Apparently, it's just what I'm notorious for, and I guess you know what I'm just going to ride with it from now on. I knew for a fact that no one at the table was liking me. I just knew it off, rip Simply because how they look at everything. So I said and I was hearing, I was over hearing the conversation and I'm just like why are they?
Speaker 4:around. Yeah, really, they really kind of weren't like it was just this particular group, like a lot of the other girls, like the girls that the people that they were we all made a thing out of it right, Made the best of it, the best out of it.
Speaker 3:We paid the fucking money. Let's just do it. That's just mean. So I just couldn't be. So check this out.
Speaker 4:So I'm just like. You know what I said. Hey, I can already tell that not a single one of you at this table likes me, and they're just like why would you?
Speaker 4:say that You're not supposed to say that about yourself. You're not supposed to do this. I go, you'll see. And sure enough, the whole table left. Well, it wasn't because of me, I know, yeah, but they that. Every when I told every single one at that table, I was like I already knew y'all were going to bounce. I was like that. That whole table got up and left. Now I don't know if anybody's going to see this or not, but I just want to let you know. Whichever one of you called me genuine, I want specifically which one you're talking about. Are we talking prime pony genuine? Are we talking about the nigga that was busting that nasty ass dance move? The one that fell off the stage?
Speaker 6:The one that did the movie the couch move.
Speaker 4:You know how you got to move about my couch, so I also want to say to the guy. It's a compliment. Either way, he's still a good. All I got to say is this he's still a good, yeah, but you know what? Because they were rude to the other guys too. They called the other guy short, they called the other, they said something about the other dude. Were they ugly? Though? Keep it stuck. If I'm, if I'm judging based off looks, I'm going to tell you no, no.
Speaker 7:Steve, you know what a ugly dude is yeah, and I'm openly telling you no they were not but ugly no.
Speaker 4:I'm being dead fucking serious. I am being very serious, not not for the way that they acted, but honestly we were all happy when they left, because then we all just did our thing. The chicks yeah, were they hood chicks Somewhere, somewhere like one was a complete dodo bird.
Speaker 3:Oh, I mean Beautiful as the day is long, but was it the girl you were standing? You were sitting across from that video that we saw, so there's two videos.
Speaker 4:So there was two videos with two girls that kind of had the same complexion and were wearing kind of the same thing, so it looked like she was wearing a jean jacket, yeah. The other girl was too. That's the thing. So I don't know which one we're talking about, but all I know is the one I was talking to like before the whole thing even started Dodo bird. I just I wouldn't have liked her anyway.
Speaker 3:So wait, how does it work? You get 10, 15 minutes per person.
Speaker 4:Here's the thing you only get five minutes.
Speaker 5:Fully, because there wasn't enough guy. You had to wait, so Told them.
Speaker 4:I was sorry, I honestly said ladies. I was like ladies. Even before I said what I said, I was like yo. I really feel bad for you guys, right?
Speaker 2:now Because.
Speaker 3:I knew it all right, so you said five minutes, but so it's five minutes.
Speaker 4:The music which is it's had been too loud Even though the music was great, so it's just hard to hear.
Speaker 3:That doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 4:That was a bad it was just it said the premise how it was. It just needs a little bit of tweaking and a little bit of a bedding, a better vetting process and making sure or that you have enough.
Speaker 5:The host was calling his friend.
Speaker 4:Yes, so I tried to call my. I thought I only have one single friend and that's Mike. Yeah, he was busy.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I seen that on Facebook. He did. He was trying to call out men's cute shout out to you. He was trying to call out some friends and hitting people up on Facebook and scram to come. I was like I didn't think it was gonna be that.
Speaker 4:I Mean awful, and then you know afterwards you know we had.
Speaker 5:I, I just I feel like I called it. I mean, you guys were like, why don't you want to go try it out? I'm trying to go try that. I was like. I just had a feeling like it was just. I just feel like we're not in that area to like Put something like that on and the type of men that you'd really hope to show up to these events. We just don't have. Yeah, quality I don't have.
Speaker 3:Maybe, maybe they're there, but maybe they're either to you know, shy to come to something like that, or already in a relationship you know or I just I don't, I don't know, I just feel it.
Speaker 5:Maybe they wouldn't. I Mean think that that was a way.
Speaker 4:I personally will not do it again to meet, because for me, for me, there's no shot in hell. That there's no, there's not gonna be a shot in hell. You're gonna get to you if you want to be with me.
Speaker 2:It's simply because you think I'm attractive right now because of what I told you in five minutes.
Speaker 4:I already know that because you ain't knowing me. Yeah you don't know me after five months, right? So, honestly, hey, shout out to everybody who was there, shout out to the everybody who threw it, shout out to Cute, shout out to all them. And then, honestly, I had actually more fun at the conversation at the end of the night.
Speaker 5:They have another time, valentine's Day. Do you think that that one has a chance of being a little bit? Probably not.
Speaker 3:I've seen a few people, a few girls.
Speaker 5:Especially maybe.
Speaker 3:Great that maybe exactly they were saying the same thing. Steve was saying like it was too loud and our friend Shout out to Veronica, shout out to Veronica, our friend, she went and she obviously disappointed because there's no men there and the music Was loud. But then, you know, everybody had like a better time at the forum. That was happening after the discussion.
Speaker 4:The discussion at the end was was actually the highlight but still man that's.
Speaker 3:You made a connection with anybody.
Speaker 4:No, Single one. There were some cool people there, though Did you get anyone's number?
Speaker 3:Instagram.
Speaker 4:Facebook. Nope, nope, they didn't even want it. Yeah, like I said, there was a couple cool people there. There was one that I was attracted to, but I knew it wasn't mutual. When you talk and people are staring off somewhere else like I'm not a doofus, so that's what I'm saying, like I don't play these little fucking, like I don't play games, I'm not there to sit there and just, you know, try to be a fucking show pony for nobody. We hear for a specific reason, like let's have some fun, let's whatever, but you know, I mean I ain't go for it there. I had a. There was a buffet of Varieties of different types of chicks. One, there was professionals. There was a few professional women there. Shout out to them, they were awesome. There was a couple people there.
Speaker 2:You know kind of just you know a little earthy kind, they were there.
Speaker 4:And then, you know, the dodo birds they were there. Tennis ball heads they were there. Women who think they're prettier than they are they were there. So it was quite the you learn anything.
Speaker 3:I felt like you had more experience.
Speaker 4:I learned that a I am really bad at talking to women and Absolutely.
Speaker 3:Women make you nervous.
Speaker 4:Not in a sense of being nervous, just like I don't know what to say to you to get you to like me. You either gonna like me or not. You just have to talk. Yeah, and the shit that comes out of my mouth, sam, doesn't always.
Speaker 3:You just have to talk and listen and let her take over. I do and with all due respect, a lot Really listen to what she has to say.
Speaker 4:Oh, would you don't don't do this to me.
Speaker 7:No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4:Woman that you could ever talk to who would say that I wasn't specifically looking in their eyes. No, I wasn't. I couldn't tell you what any other Decisive even think he would have did that not at all. Okay, you know damn well, I don't I listen to. Fucking. Well. Okay, steve, I'm sorry my bad. You need to talk to some other niggas, and ain't this one yeah?
Speaker 3:No, I know your gentleman, steve, I'm just, I'm just next week.
Speaker 4:We'll give Veronica on it improve. I was not the problem. Did you guys meet? Did you guys meet up today here?
Speaker 5:Yeah and you know what she said she was like when we were talking about her experience she was on the phone. She's like you know what? Steve is a nice guy. It's just like you know. We just never really got to talk. You guys never got to talk.
Speaker 4:So yeah, every time we see each other, it's usually add like a party, and I'm usually yeah, I'm not, I'm a nice person people.
Speaker 3:So it's like we tell the audience that you're nice person.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm a very nice person. I'm just really short tempered with dumb shit, like it's not stupid. Yeah, I can't help it, I'm calling it dumb.
Speaker 3:Like this is a good practice, like you said.
Speaker 4:I know exactly what I need to improve, and I'm gonna start lying to you I went in there saying it's all to everybody. I just so you know. Whatever question you ask, you will get the honest answer.
Speaker 3:But you were lying.
Speaker 4:Nope People thought I was oh, and then they asked us questions and I didn't lie. Now I'm gonna start lying, just so everybody. Why the Prince of lies?
Speaker 3:That girl's number. Yeah, I'm good, I guess not. No, I'm all right.
Speaker 4:The only one that I would have done was or that I would have really actually Was hoping was probably the psychologist girl. She was honestly, she was beautiful.
Speaker 3:She was beautiful she's smart, beautiful smile West indian.
Speaker 6:Tell me what's wrong with me.
Speaker 4:I would have laid down and coughed.
Speaker 3:That does me tell me my mental illness right now you know what it?
Speaker 4:honestly, it was a great. Honestly, it was a wait.
Speaker 3:So I didn't you get a number, did she?
Speaker 4:I know she didn't like me. Is this the same chick?
Speaker 3:That you said, the one that you thought was super attractive, that same chick? No, it's a different one. So the one I think now I think you're, you, you're gonna say her, say two women that you thought were attracted and find.
Speaker 4:So I said, one was super attractive, just attractive, of pure looks, just attractive, but a dodo bird. The other one was attractive as well, happened to be twice as smart and twice as nice, so I would have went, but you know what I'm saying briny, two women. Okay, I was, I'm trying to be nice, one was better looking than the other. Fine, okay, what I'm saying, and I would have passed on the better looking one, right for the one that just looked good, because the one who was fucking phenomenal looking was an absolute.
Speaker 3:That's fine, but you said they both didn't like you. I said two, two, both women didn't like you.
Speaker 4:Yes, sam it's contrary to poverty to leave. It's not like you're a little no no, no, sam, speed dating only comes down to two fucking things If you could talk fast, which I can, but not smooth and if you're fucking attractive, nuts, you know we'll move past it. You're attractive enough, I think you're hot.
Speaker 3:That's it. That's what we did. Yeah, fair enough, I felt hold that thought. And we're back. Uh, produced, uh, oh, see now, and I'm getting thrown off because I was talking. No, I was talking to uh post pre On the break I was talking but um, let's get into guess what friend it is so for last week it was mine, what you Call you like I didn't
Speaker 7:even know if I did it All right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, both of you. Uh, so for last week, guys, um, I picked it. It was from my favorite sports show, first things first, um, and I chose the argument simply because, um, it's for the long-time listeners in the long-time watches of the pod. They would understand the dynamic of the argument being had in the individuals whom are having it in the mannerisms that are that they're having it in, and understand that that's this podcast. Okay, so so please play, sir.
Speaker 3:And make sure you tune into our youtube to be able to watch.
Speaker 4:Yes, okay. First off, this is coming From my favorite sports show. First things first, okay. I sound amazing in my head no better show In terms of cohesiveness and how they get along with each other best represents Us then this show. So I have a deep love for this show. Now what you're gonna see is an argument, and I don't want you to focus on the argument, because this is gonna be sports talk. So if you don't listen to, herty tweeted this out.
Speaker 6:I thought the Niners account did he runs it. No, I Give you that I'm just saying Rock. All right, that's not what we're talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:I agree with you. On the team, the Niners have been massive favorites in both games.
Speaker 6:They've been favorite in every game all year. All right, hold on. I'm gonna try to turn this on you, since it's going so hard against Brock on this. I'm not going. You guys, the best quarterback we ever see. Right there, the defending super bowl champion.
Speaker 4:It's the best in the league. Best coach like watch the colors you think maybe.
Speaker 6:Yes, Look at the screen. Whose favor?
Speaker 4:All right you can stop it right there. Now the reason why all right, first and foremost you got it right.
Speaker 3:So I said it was. So I said um, Steve's a big nose white guy.
Speaker 4:Um, I'm the biracial looking by the way he's not biracial, the, he's just like uh, just the black guy and brittany's the, the, the, the nice looking clean white man. Yes, 100%. Now, anybody who ever has listened to this damn show it was ever even watched me and sam argue has seen me lose it because, sam, I gotta be the one that that's what I'm talking about because sam, because sam you.
Speaker 4:Shocking guy Now see, this is what gets me mad. She's fucking full of shit and then she acts like she didn't do it and then when you point something out, she goes Well, does it matter? That's not what. I think. That's not the fucking question in art where we were arguing about. We were arguing about this. You took it somewhere else and tried to incorporate it into this.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, steve, it's me. Jesus christ, you know.
Speaker 6:You don't know what you do, fucking bitch Jesus very.
Speaker 4:Because sam does that. She and you know what, britt don't fucking stick up for her because she does it to you and you get mad. And I stick up for you when she does it. So I expect the same in return, thank you.
Speaker 3:Oh shit.
Speaker 6:Yeah, please, please, my bad, all right, all right, messing up the set. No.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Producer bae, so this week is my week.
Speaker 4:Brittany, you're coming with something next week. It's your turn, I can't. It's your turn.
Speaker 5:I know you got something to do the week after All. Right, I know you got something to quit this week.
Speaker 4:You not even you're gonna be just partying, showing titty out there.
Speaker 3:So as you should wait. All right. So, producer bae, could you pull up the clip so before you play. It says me anytime. I think about that one beef that I never got justice for, oh fuck. All right. All right, did you hear Brittany? Did you hear it oh.
Speaker 4:I know who this is. Oh, this is easy. Fragment bitch.
Speaker 3:One more time next this quick fragment fragment Fragments.
Speaker 1:Foot bullet fragments. Foot bitch bullet fragment. Bullet fragment wait okay.
Speaker 4:Was that really nicky. That was, that was really, that was really nice. She gotta stop.
Speaker 3:Make sure you guys, make sure you guys go to our youtube page. You have to watch these. They're fucking hilarious, yeah, to get the full context. But again, it says me anytime I think about that one beef that I never got justice for. Yeah, I.
Speaker 4:I do that to people who just cut me off in traffic, All right, so let's start with Steve.
Speaker 3:who do you think that clip represents?
Speaker 4:Oh, that's fucking easy. That's Brett. Okay the way she's saying it.
Speaker 3:Fragment foot, what break it's?
Speaker 4:angry fragment. You fucking bitch. You fucking nasty bitch.
Speaker 6:What about you?
Speaker 3:How do you think they going in? Who do you think that represents?
Speaker 4:It's definitely Brett, it has to be. Oh wait, wait, sam. We were supposed to wait For what we were supposed to guess and tell each other, but I mean, we weren't supposed to tell each other, we didn't.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, I'm guessing Jesus Mary.
Speaker 4:To slay Rick.
Speaker 3:Show some You're guessing.
Speaker 6:I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:I didn't say yes or no, I'm sorry. I was moving on to Britney. I know, I know.
Speaker 5:I think you could either be either one of us probably Me or you yeah.
Speaker 4:It has to be. I would still stand by it's, brett, though.
Speaker 5:There's. There's a lot of people. Ok, I was just like Frag me.
Speaker 3:Frag me, Frag me Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big big.
Speaker 4:I did not hear that. Yeah, no, that was like even I was Yo, I didn't even do this.
Speaker 3:They keep saying she was on a coke binge that day. Really, yeah, I don't know, I don't know. I allegedly, allegedly she, she was that pure. She couldn't get it out.
Speaker 5:You know how you're, that I know when you're not mad Fucking.
Speaker 6:Fragment Fuck fucking bitch.
Speaker 4:Yo, you guys watch the Super Bowl. Yeah, how'd you guys wait?
Speaker 3:before you get to that, make sure you comment down below who you think it is.
Speaker 4:But so Super Bowl, super Bowl, yes, oh yeah. What did you guys think of that half time show?
Speaker 3:Did you watch it for it? I know, oh damn, she was dope. It was great, actually it was amazing. My only critique and it's not his fault is that he wasn't able to kind of play the songs out longer, because it'll be like it's seven o'clock, oh yeah. And then he'll just go into the next one, and then it would, and then it'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be like do you want?
Speaker 5:to hear Cruisin' Street Because he's got two minutes. It's one of those artists has too many songs that you want to hear.
Speaker 4:Too many good songs.
Speaker 5:You only get like 20 minutes on the stage you watched it on YouTube today because my ass did last night just pass out and I was like oh, I have to no, I watched it.
Speaker 3:I was like I should watch it tomorrow on YouTube. I hate to say this, but I really hate to say this, oh boy, because it breaks my heart.
Speaker 4:Alicia Keys oh god, don't. Yeah, we're not doing.
Speaker 3:this we're not doing this we're not doing this she sits, oh man.
Speaker 4:We're not doing this.
Speaker 2:We're not doing this at all no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no All right.
Speaker 4:I want people to All right. Producer, can you hold pause on this for me please? I want to. I want a straight screen. Can I have my own, real quick please?
Speaker 6:This is unacceptable.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4:Give me give me two minutes. Ok, Give me just two minutes. Oh my god, All right? I really don't fucking think. All right. The difference between this year and last year is last year was all lip synced. Every fucking song was lip synced. I don't want to hear about how good last year's was. It was trash. Last year was Dr Dre no, last year was. Oh, was it last year? Yeah, Also the year before Rihanna's. No, it wasn't. Then it was last year then Sam.
Speaker 3:No, neither one of those were lip synced.
Speaker 4:Yeah, rihanna lip synced the entire thing. She didn't yes, she did. She did not sing. Yeah, she lip synced it. No, no, no, hold on, I want to see.
Speaker 5:She was pregnant and she was on the fucking and she was a terrible show. Now listen hold on.
Speaker 7:So that was OK, guys. Yeah, that was.
Speaker 4:So Usher was singing every fucking note, alicia Keys was singing every fucking. She's in a fucking dome that sees almost 100,000 people. What the fuck did you think it was going to sound like?
Speaker 3:I didn't need her to sound like baby Jesus. Nica, relax, take a breath, drink that, drink, drink the water.
Speaker 4:No because I.
Speaker 3:She was she. She was off, her tone was off. Yes, she was, her tone was off. She it was. It was that first note. We were all like the blood in our ears but like, oh, that's so over dramatic, that's not true.
Speaker 3:No no no, I felt bad because, like, I love me some Alicia Keys. Her first album songs that a minor love that fucking album. Love me some Alicia Keys. And she gets a lot of shit. Ok, she gets a lot of shit for being with Swiss beats and he you know, he was married like like she's the only one to ever take a married man like join the club, but like, damn, like, like she gets a lot of shit. So it affected her career so badly because she's so fucking talented, right, wait, she's stunning. Hold on, can I, can? I don't understand. She's stunning, so I love. I'm going into why I love Alicia Keys and that, why it hurt my heart for her, like for me to feel like damn, I just like that she is only human, but like she, you know, she didn't really, it wasn't, I'm sorry, you know. Producer, they must not understand how that shit really works.
Speaker 4:I mean they must not. I'm sorry the fact that I didn't know.
Speaker 3:you were a percussionist and I'm not a percussionist. I'm not a fucking percussionist.
Speaker 6:Look, I don't know, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 4:All I'm saying is this Um, apparently, people just don't fucking understand what actually singing live is. Yeah, your fucking voice is going to reflect. It was her first fucking note. She's not like she had a chance to warm it up. She had to. She came in immediately with it. So, yeah, it struggled A quick second. She immediately rebounded. It was immediate, I got. How the fuck do you think it's supposed to sound with 70 fucking thousand people screaming?
Speaker 3:So it got to the point of, like you know, my oh, my oh, my oh, my oh, and it was like my oh, my oh, my oh. Like yeah, it was Steve, she, she was struggling, bro, it is what it is, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. First of all, she looked fucking breath taking.
Speaker 6:She looked amazing, amazing. You know how she shaped?
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what I'm saying Gorgeous you know she hasn't wear the makeup. Yeah, Love it she. I love Alicia Keys, but you can't even sit here in front and say that that performance was bad.
Speaker 4:It wasn't that bad to the point. Everybody's like, oh my God, we're worried about Alicia. Well, give me a fucking break. I've commented Give me a fucking break, and then everybody's like I wasn't worried about her.
Speaker 3:You know what people kept saying. They'll see why I brung up kind of the history in her career, stuff like that because people were really was roasting her wrongly. I'm not roasting her, I'm just, it is what it is. People were like, oh, she ain't sound good since she took that man, that woman's man.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's lonely bitches.
Speaker 3:They were like she hasn't has a hit of notes. She took that woman's husband.
Speaker 4:Jealous lonely horse.
Speaker 3:That's who it is Jealous, lonely little bitch. He was dope, he changed outfits, he was on his roller skates yeah, I'm that roller skating.
Speaker 4:I was.
Speaker 5:I read all about it and I just have a little Chris came out.
Speaker 3:Oh, her yeah.
Speaker 4:You think I didn't see her, my baby, I thought that was Northwest. No, no, no, no. I immediately knew it was her.
Speaker 3:She looked just like Northwest. When she came out I was like Northwest plays the guitar, signed YCY. I sent for her.
Speaker 4:Yeah, people see why she's so talented, she's so fucking awesome. She's a literal like she's great.
Speaker 3:She's, she's lady prince to me, I don't care. Yeah, she killed that guitar solo she. She did the my favorite. Which song was it, steve?
Speaker 4:She did. Oh, it was his earlier shit. Let it burn down.
Speaker 3:Don't let it burn. I think that she did let it burn and then she did it.
Speaker 4:It's seven o'clock. She did the. I think she did the guitar part for that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the only I wish she would have did. What song I wish she would have did was she likes it my way. Oh, he didn't do that.
Speaker 5:My way for crying a lot yeah. I know you guys go see my concert I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 3:He finished it already. He finished it already this was a.
Speaker 4:This was an awesome half time show. He's about to perform an.
Speaker 5:ATL. The tickets went on sale actually two day.
Speaker 3:Oh, and that shit's gone. No, I mean, I thought you met his biggest bunch of concerts.
Speaker 4:I thought you met Vegas. Look at that shit. No, that was amazing, exactly. She's singing in front of 100,000 people. How, though you have?
Speaker 2:to fucking project. Yeah, Yo cold they must not.
Speaker 5:They must not know it came out.
Speaker 3:Produce bank. He got here to. Yeah, that doesn't sound right it sounds horrible. Let's not worry about that.
Speaker 4:No, don't even worry about it, because I'm not going to allow this.
Speaker 5:This is a shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, she's stunning. Yo do you all see how the internet trying to get her? Swiss beats man like. Pee Pee Palmer, yeah, yo, and shout out to chemistry. Shout out to Swiss yeah, because they're both performers.
Speaker 3:No, not just that. Remember when this song came out. This song came out. What 2003? Relax, I'm not coming at them. Drink some water. I haven't seriously?
Speaker 4:No, you upset me with your, what your take.
Speaker 3:What I'm saying is they had chemistry. They even had chemistry back then. When the song first came out. Remember the music video? I thought they were dating. They have great chemistry. I didn't think that.
Speaker 5:But I'm trying to have the way he was swinging with her, though it looks so, but you know, usher does this? Yeah, he does this, he is a performer, he will, and then everybody like oh you know, we all melt.
Speaker 4:Yo Swiss is a classy man and, honestly, the people who got? Mad. Honestly, you must not know who Swiss beats is.
Speaker 3:But he was like can you shut the fuck? Up what the fuck is a performance, he literally married his longtime girlfriend right after that performance.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they got their marriage license immediately after the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3:He worried about that. These were what we were talking about.
Speaker 4:He's just fucking. I'm trying to start shit and this is the reason why, like you see the difference between somebody who's trying to make it and somebody who's established, and just who the fuck they are, because I go to front. When I first heard Swiss beats in Alicia Keys, we're getting together I was like Swiss bees, that bum, that master splinter.
Speaker 3:I feel like it looks like master splinter. Hold on, hold on. I'm just saying, when you shut up, see you do the same shit.
Speaker 4:Shut up, I just all I was saying was that we see gorgeous Alicia with master splinter, and I don't care about looks. I was simply talking about yo, she's way more popping than him. But then my boy, mike, had to school me. But Mike had to school me because I only knew Swiss beats from Rough Riders. He's like oh, no, no, no. He's like you clearly don't know Swiss beats. And then he started showing me other shit. I said, oh, I said I stand corrected.
Speaker 3:So my bad, even though I feel like his beats are very noisy.
Speaker 4:They were supposed to be back in the same.
Speaker 3:There's a lot going down in his beats, but they didn't in age very well, but it's trust me, usher is not a fluid, get it, get it.
Speaker 4:Not an upgrade from Swiss.
Speaker 3:You can walk out the room. Right the fuck now.
Speaker 4:You're only going based off looks.
Speaker 3:No Talent to Did you not dance? Did you not sing? So wait, hold on. You just sat here and defended Alicia Keys.
Speaker 6:I'm a stick I sure do I've run from a man to people.
Speaker 3:When we talk about usher, you're, you're just missing his talent.
Speaker 4:I'm the biggest usher fan.
Speaker 3:As if you didn't just watch the super. I expected it.
Speaker 4:You're the only one. You're the only one surprised by what you saw. No, did we say that?
Speaker 6:Because you're not pretty I know what usher do?
Speaker 3:I'm not. Neither one of us said that.
Speaker 4:So you probably did, but it doesn't matter. I am better usher fan forever. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3:We, neither was but you. Just I contradicted myself. So what? Yes, I know, and now I'm uncontradicting myself.
Speaker 4:So guess what? You contradicted the shit out of yourself. And then you said that he's not an upgrade from Swiss beats I think actually they're in the same bracket. They're both huge legends.
Speaker 3:I don't think one's better than the other.
Speaker 4:All right, so then everybody in the internet needs to shut up.
Speaker 3:But however looks wise, she's, she's. She went to the moon, she went to the current that I crammed, you know, but that's not what she's here for. I had to be, that's not what she's here for Wait.
Speaker 4:Wait, what? So? It's in the eye of the beholder.
Speaker 3:You don't think usher's attractive?
Speaker 4:Didn't say it wasn't, I'm just saying maybe some people might not think he's attractive.
Speaker 3:You don't think. I'm asking you, though, what.
Speaker 4:He's a handsome man, exactly, so am I. So you think you look better than usher On certain days.
Speaker 6:I.
Speaker 4:Do that song. I spell my name, don't worry about it. Right now they call me. Right now they call me Steven. Two chains, okay, I got my. I got my Italian. Fit on, leave me alone.
Speaker 1:Okay, all right, right you want to get into your topic of love and love and love in this club but hold that.
Speaker 2:Gotta take a break oh.
Speaker 5:So, it being Valentine's Day and me being a love baby on. I just want to talk about modern day relationships and dating and I Will say, when I was hungover at my nail appointment the other day, there was a girl next to me getting a full set of nails for anti-Valentine's Day and I was just like, didn't you get that one? I've never had anti-Valentine's Day. I had the candy hearts with like that said like fuck boy, yeah, I'm like you know me, not anti, but just I thought it was cute. It was like a cute candy heart thing, this, which was just like fuck. And so she said that I'm like kind of intrigued, I'm a little like hungover. Like I said, I was crying, I'm looking around like and she's like it's single awareness. This is a single awareness and you know women are. You know we shouldn't feel bad that we don't have anyone Valentine's Day. You know right, being single, like a single people, they have a band together and everyone needs to be more sensitive to like I'd never heard, I've heard of it like this extent.
Speaker 7:Yeah they have.
Speaker 5:Valentine's Day or anything like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I mean, I know there's Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3:Real fast, just speaking from a person that was single for a few years. All types, they never bothered me right.
Speaker 4:Yeah bother me either and I'm single more than anybody in Albany right now. Mm-hmm, she was very passionate. I'll be 14 minutes only.
Speaker 5:She was 24 hour day to me and she's just like men are just trashes and you're not gonna find it, and so she's going on and on and so I have me thinking like is this really what it's like? What is dating like today I should be open to, like a lot of men are open to Polygamy. You know polygamy, you know that's not just monogamy, open relationships, oh, I feel like relationships. There's situations, ships, there's so many types, it's just a ship she.
Speaker 5:Just wanted to share these little clips and Get some opinions on the crew, especially with Steven, you being like a man, but I've had two guys Send me this clip.
Speaker 4:Two guys.
Speaker 5:I was just like is this the new? Is this our future?
Speaker 3:The first clip. It says the truth about polygamy our man already practiced.
Speaker 7:But it practice polygamy. It's just serial polygamy and separation polygamy. But I'm in, as I said they already. There's no black man on the earth, there's none in the history, there's none in the Bible the Taurotika wine that had one woman and love her his whole life. Let's deal with some reality. I'm not talking about Partication and adultery. I'm not talking about no man running around after a bunch of women just to have sex. I'm talking about that. There are men that genuinely love one, two or three women, yes, okay, and as long as they can take care of our emotional need, which is all we are crying out for, then we'll accept that we are so afraid somebody gonna have better sex with him than we had. And they don't even matter Whatever we bring to the party. That's what he accepted. Enjoy. It's not based on that. Our man already practiced. You first, steve.
Speaker 4:All right. So it's all right, I'm gonna try to. Can. Can we please stop with what they fucking did in the Bible and what was done where and what was done in history? Can we act like like, like the fucking human race hasn't evolved a little bit, like we haven't moved? Hold on, so don't ask me if you're gonna. Yeah, all right. So I Kind of I agree with her to like maybe a 10% extent. I disagree 90% because there are just people who don't want a bevy of bitches. Even if you could Take care of them emotionally and, and with all due respect, no man can give any Group of women equal love. Somebody gets left out. Yeah, that's the part they don't fucking love telling you about. They love About all this shit like this if it was so, fucking eat.
Speaker 2:Look the one thing we all know about people.
Speaker 4:Why take what a niche group of people do and try to keep fucking making it so so everybody can fucking? Not everybody is going to do this. There are certain norms. For a certain fucking reason there are. I don't understand why the need do you think?
Speaker 5:as a man, though, it's possible to love more than one person.
Speaker 4:We talked about this, guys. We legitimately talked about this two podcasts ago, where we said that you can have more than one soulmate. You said no. I said yes, I don't think she's speaking so deeply into.
Speaker 4:What the fuck do you think a soulmate is? It's someone that you love. You can, okay, I think, alright, alright, so, so, alright. So then, first we needed to fucking define what love is, define what soulmate is, define all these fucking words, because we're making these, where we're changing the definitions as we're fucking moving, so before you get all, hi, hi yeah, that's it stupid.
Speaker 3:Answer the question. You know I do not agree with it. No, I do not agree with it. It fails at the same time.
Speaker 4:No, I think you can. I just don't think you can do it successfully as a nation.
Speaker 3:It cannot happen. Um, I have to, I'm so. So a little bit of this.
Speaker 5:No, no, hold on. Before you give your opinion and I give our opinion. Let's just bring up the second clip. More of a modern polygamy.
Speaker 3:It was in the same, okay, okay.
Speaker 4:So all I'm saying is is that I don't understand. I thought this shit died out. I thought we were done talking about the polygamy shit when everybody realized that you know what? Hey, working a mick job, I'm between four different people.
Speaker 6:I'm gonna get it done.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:Way more relevant than ever, and I'm Coming into. Ships like this is the new norm. Okay, no, women have to open up to the Possibility of sharing a man, sharing our man like that it's I'm. This is feeling like it's true.
Speaker 3:No, that's what she all she's saying is that it's it seems like more and more we have to make peace with sharing our man.
Speaker 5:Oh, that's this one called the one above it, the one above it.
Speaker 3:So this one, this yep.
Speaker 2:I don't give a damn about monogamy. I am fully prepared to have a conversation with a woman about our man, about making sure that we're doing our part to love him properly. But I don't. I don't require to be the only. I Require respect, I require honesty, I require love, I require integrity. I Don't require to be the only energy that you share your essence with for the rest of your duration. I don't require that from you. I have no desire to cave in none. I have no desire to cage you in. I don't mind sharing at all. So whenever I encounter energies, I always do my best to increase them to be enough to share, because in the back of my mind, I'm preparing myself for the possibility of having to share you. So let me make sure that I'm doing my part to help you increase To a degree that there's enough of you to keep the matching outfits are killing me, Um uh-huh.
Speaker 3:This is totally discuss it, which is very very surprising, for we talk about all time Steve is a different breed.
Speaker 4:This is a dumb fucking.
Speaker 5:Steve, this I'm as angry and angst as you're getting. This is, this is. This is a lot of reality for Looking like. This is what we have to open up our mind to like.
Speaker 3:Listen, I'm on the other end of it. I've tried it and Didn't like it at all. I felt I can't share a person that I love with somebody else, even if I like, liked her, you know, I mean she was cool, but you know, first of all, I didn't one, I couldn't have. I feel like some of these work more when you have a sexual relationship with the woman and you know I'm not into that at all, too straight which sucks. Maybe if I was into women it could have worked out.
Speaker 5:But I don't think all of these polygamy relationships, the women are involved. Yeah, I don't want to share.
Speaker 3:People try to compare it to like. It's like sharing a man with your best friend. I couldn't, I don't want to. That Just is bizarre to me. Like I couldn't. I love you pretty, but why would I want to share a man with you?
Speaker 4:You know I'm just done with these energy talks. She energies in.
Speaker 3:In all the energy. Respectfully, steve. That's just her trying to speak her way into liking it.
Speaker 4:Okay, I'm sorry you energy. I'm sorry you energy women, honestly, are really getting on my fucking.
Speaker 3:I get the whole thing Brittany.
Speaker 4:I don't. I don't give a shit. If you look at me like that, I'm sorry, brittany. The energy movement, the energy needs to go into getting rid of that fucking energy. Why? Energy don't mean shit, we're fucking work. We are creatures of fucking habit in nature, not fucking energy.
Speaker 3:I just want to say this real fast.
Speaker 4:Notice one thing all she talked about was energy.
Speaker 3:Just feel so much like serving him. I don't know. I just want to say this it felt like what she said was just so much about serving him and not really serving what she wants. It was all about serving and being Just, and look I'm not mad. If that's what you want, I don't mean the best woman for women, for him and what he wants and the energies like Steve was saying. It didn't really sound like her, sound like something.
Speaker 4:She made up in her head. Yeah, make it be like you know what.
Speaker 2:To make it feel like it's okay. I'm fine with it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I think it's all bullshit if you listen to people who do this shit all the time. However, it's always Energy.
Speaker 3:I'm not gonna knock it because, however it is financially, oh, it's probably smart financially smart. I'm gonna work with women who are also into women. It could work for men who are also into men, because there's political me polygamy relationships with two men and a woman.
Speaker 4:Good luck. That's all I'm gonna tell you. A good People it really does. You motherfuckers can't even handle or deal with your fucking selves. I don't want to talk about fucking having to deal with four other people, sometimes get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:This right here is ruining women.
Speaker 4:This is ruining you stupid idiots. You fucking women don't know what the fuck a man is really looking for.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry looking for that I'm saying and instead of the cheating and instead of and then to see and the everything else, good luck. Is there a chance of no, being more open and being like look, babe, like I have this other person. Is there's something that we can do? Like, right you?
Speaker 3:know what I mean, but see she's saying it as far as like. Sometimes this is a ultimatum for some dudes from women they're dating right and, and you know what I feel like that's a trap, it sucks, it doesn't feel great All right? Well, you know, if you're not into it, you're not into it, but this seems like this happens more than it does not, seeming like this is becoming more mainstream than ever.
Speaker 4:I'm just bringing the Bible into this shit kind of a relationship so, um, there's like, stop bringing certain shit into this man, like we're the same fucking people that we were back then. It's not. It's a completely different fucking society. We have completely different fucking ideas right now. What the fuck are we talking about? Can we focus on today, shit? Stop fucking worrying about all this shit that they used to fucking do back in the fucking what she's saying okay here you go.
Speaker 6:You know, guys, listen, listen real quick anything shush.
Speaker 4:If it works, so fuck. Here you go. This is what nobody ever asked. Hey people, if it works so fucking well, back then why hasn't it been continuously practice and pushed throughout the fucking generations?
Speaker 3:Because it's a European. This is not your regular man and women marriages. European it was, it was put on upon it.
Speaker 6:You mean to tell me that all?
Speaker 1:African cultures hold on, so you're so. A lot of them have Asked all.
Speaker 4:So you're telling me many have many.
Speaker 4:So I said so then you mean it. So that's why I was asking, because you can't just say many when I'm asking for all and you can't say Europeans made it, when there were clearly Africans who probably only stuck with one person. So clearly it's not. I told you this has to do with individuals, as opposed to an actual movement or actual fucking or a thing that everybody should do and just accept. It's accepted by people who want to fucking accept it and not by who it's not. Why the fuck do we keep trying to push it to fucking people? That is only specific for a Select.
Speaker 3:You say the same thing about single marriages. You know, I'm saying, you can say Like it.
Speaker 4:That's why we're having this.
Speaker 5:Like it, but I have been more open a little bit Than ever. Britney, you will get hurt. Steve come we can't. I'm trying to save you.
Speaker 3:Let me freaking talk we know you don't like it.
Speaker 5:Your ass is literally itching office a single woman and who has been dating and, and, and here's a lot of different men and this is being more pushed than ever. And Do I really think that there are men out there that on maybe want just one woman? Probably, yes, but do? I feel like a Lot more men aren't able to? They're almost like suppressing that urge and they're having monogamy relationship, but they're not having monogamy relationships because they're cheating and they're doing other things outside of the relationship. Right, and Instead of maybe being more open and true, the idea in truthful, I'm just saying that this is this is becoming another way to look.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because they don't see it, fortunately, they don't tell you that part, what they don't cheat Women she too, and the poly relationship the poly relationship. The guy will probably go out and shoot Till you that part.
Speaker 3:The person that tried it. When you really love someone, the one thing you can at least do is attempt to try it right. No one's gonna kill you for that.
Speaker 4:Right, I won't kill you for it, I'm just telling you ain't gonna work. It may or may not, I don't know. You don't know I will bet more times than not. It doesn't work. People are a creature of habit and fucking tradition. Fucking well, we'd still be doing it.
Speaker 5:I said I do get. I do get for me personally, I do get jealous, I fucking on. Yeah, I love the idea of having a big like, like a big home, or like the women like how, like kids, like everybody helping with kids, sharing responsibilities, like I just think, madam Stephen.
Speaker 4:Ready. You made me upset with that. I think that I'm setting me now that you're those types.
Speaker 5:My, my my.
Speaker 3:But before you say that, brittany, think of it. That's what I put my mind into it. As far as like sharing a man with my best friend, you can we not ask I can't even imagine it why? Something I would want to do, you know, because there's a. I have boundaries right and in my everyday life and in general, I feel like you have to be very open, like you said, super, super open.
Speaker 4:No boundary, no answer to the question why, why? Why do you think this is gonna work when everything else has Relationship somewhere? Well?
Speaker 5:I'm not saying this is that it's a full proof, solid plan. I'm not even for. I'm just saying I've become a little bit more open to the idea, the possibility and the idea if it means that you get to be with the person you love.
Speaker 4:You don't. You're not even getting that you're not even getting.
Speaker 5:I don't even know when that. But I'm just saying I Don't even know that, I'm just I'm sorry, this is just, oh, my god, steve, you know you are different, so let's see, we got a wrap up. Only right opinion.
Speaker 4:Calling me a bitch, whatever, I don't give a fuck and the people who will be doing that are a ton of niggas who can't even take care of themselves, so I don't give a fuck about opinions. I will say that a lot of men that want to do this.
Speaker 3:Do not have the ability to really be able to do this talk that they're talking and I feel
Speaker 5:like it's so hard to be able to juggle a lot of women's emotional needs and to make sure my emotional needs are met. That's a lot, and then you're gonna make sure other people's emotional needs are met. It's it's.
Speaker 4:that's the reason why I'm sorry, can you?
Speaker 5:even spread yourself out. You cannot know. Anyways, yeah, when we have women on that are open to the idea we will play.
Speaker 3:We could bring Person who's actually open to it the idea to see why I.
Speaker 4:So I could fuck their brain up to because why not check this out? Because I Fuck is pretty sad, son and it reminded me of something that we had talked about and there was a fucking correlation, shit.
Speaker 3:All right, see, we got a wrap up.
Speaker 4:I had to listen to dissertation of fucking the, the party that could have been sped up in 15, all right anyway, if you like this episode, make sure you like this episode, make sure you subscribe, make sure you follow everything.
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Speaker 3:You little bad, great on great.
Speaker 4:Bitch. That's what I'm saying. This world is full of ungrateful heifers. That's why you're all single cuz you're ungrateful, damn.
Speaker 5:All right.
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