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Life's Laughs and Hip-Hop's Hard Truths
Have you ever found yourself caught in a cloud of nostalgia, hilarity, and a pinch of controversy? That's where Brittany, Steve, and I – Oreo – take you in our latest banter-packed episode. From Brittany's electrifying recollections of a 420 dispensary bash to my dive into the unadulterated fun of a Golden Girls drag show, we're forging connections between pop culture gems and our own off-the-wall life experiences. We even dissect the peculiar world of slow walkers and the sweet spots in lending a hand in the hustle of city life. It's a blend of personal tales and spirited debates that promises more twists than a pretzel factory.
Now, let's talk hip-hop and heartbreak. We're not just spinning records here; we're unraveling the fabric of love, identity, and raw emotion. I share a voicemail that's as bizarre as it is riveting, while Brittany spills the tea on a past love, and Steve chimes in with his own rollercoaster ride of misadventures. We also cast a critical eye on the big screen's hits and misses, move on to a frank discussion about the tension in hip-hop over mixed identity and the genre's uneasy relationship with homophobia, and wrap up with a candid look at femininity and authenticity in the music business.
As we close out, things get personal as we navigate the intricacies of friendships, white lies, and our blush-worthy early encounters with adult entertainment. Ever thought of what a Sad Panda Soft Bone production would look like? We let our imaginations run wild! But it's not all laughs; we sober up with a real talk about a hostile run-in at PCX, challenging aggression as a form of protection and the societal pressures that can lead us astray. Buckle up for an episode that's as rich and varied as the lives we lead and the stories we share. No guests, just us – your ragtag trio, armed with humor and authenticity, inviting you to join the ride.
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Speaker 4:I know hoes that was right, but they knew they was wrong. Like it, you sounded like a game show host.
Speaker 2:This is the Minority.
Speaker 1:Plus One Podcast Chill Chill. Plus One Podcast Cheer up.
Speaker 2:What's going on, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's the king of the Heffery's, it's Oreo. We are back once again podcasting to you and, as always, we got the ladies. Yes, lackluster.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:Lackluster Darlings, tell them who are you. It's Lackluster, it's Brittany.
Speaker 3:And.
Speaker 2:I'm your host, Steve, and this is the Minority. Plus One Podcast.
Speaker 4:You know what? Fuck you, because how are? You going to say lackluster, and you came in here. It and Brittany coming in here all high and happy because 420 is her holiday. Here comes Steve and I'm in a bad mood Like what else is fucking new?
Speaker 2:And you see me on here with a smile on my face, lying to myself right now to make good content, to not bring it to the show. So, yes, everybody, stop bringing it to my living room. I am in a very bad mood today.
Speaker 3:How about that? Damn really.
Speaker 2:I really am in a bad mood.
Speaker 4:How could you?
Speaker 3:be in a bad mood. I just am Girl.
Speaker 4:You know, that's only a day for you potheads, nobody else. Yeah, you know what?
Speaker 3:Happy 420, guys.
Speaker 2:Yes, happy 420, everybody.
Speaker 3:Everybody happy, 420. Be safe.
Speaker 4:I mean obviously you're not going to see this until Monday. So if you're not safe and you end up dead, you won't see it anyway.
Speaker 2:I don't think anybody just died from marijuana use. I don't think there's been a 420 death.
Speaker 4:You know well, well, not 420 related Related People have died on April, the 20th.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying.
Speaker 3:Anyways. So I've had a very great 420, whereas you've had a very not to be all like. No, that's okay, go get your shit off my look.
Speaker 2:I am here to bring joy and happiness, even through my anger, and that only shows how awesome I told you I couldn't because I had to work damn.
Speaker 3:Uh. Well, we had a huge event at the dispensary because it's 420. So we had really we had Flacos Tacos pull up. Everyone had free tacos for a certain amount of time. What? We had a DJ. Yes, I was trying to tell you we had a DJ pop up. You know your girl had to start the electric slide, so I was out there doing it, the electric slide, for a little bit with everyone. It was just so nice to just um, just be outside on the block. Everyone.
Speaker 2:We had lawn chairs full of yeah, I mean, but how was the turn out?
Speaker 3:but yeah, it was, it was lit. A bunch of people came, we had two dollar pre-rolls on what? Oh, we were just outside smoking, chilling, kicking it it was. It was really. It was a great time. So I actually have, uh, another industry event to head out to.
Speaker 2:So all right, yeah, yeah, so she might not be here for the whole segment but at least she came but yeah, she did.
Speaker 4:She's like I gotta make sure yeah yes, um, I obviously didn't do nothing today for 420, but uh, wednesday, me and my mom went to a play called um the golden girls. The story lives on, and it was these. You guys ever watch golden girls, of course love golden girls. I don't know if y'all know this. It's one of my favorite fucking shows. It's like my comfort show. I could watch it whenever it comes on. I know all the episodes and all the characters names and who's the older older, older one, the grandma she's my favorite.
Speaker 2:So that's my, that's my queen right? Yeah?
Speaker 4:yeah, I would have to say that's so hard. I feel like dorothy's my favorite. I relate more to dorothy dorothy is.
Speaker 4:It's a tall it's a tall one uh, okay, yes I guess you could call her me the tall mean one. Yeah, you know, there's there's, you know, rose, nylan and blanche devereaux. But, um, so me, so my mom, me and my mom used to watch it together, so it gives me fond memories of that, and her and her mother, my grandmother, used to watch it together. So the, so the show is these four guys, these drag queens who play the characters.
Speaker 4:But when I tell you, yeah, it's a play and these four drag queens play the characters I just mentioned. When I tell y'all they sound, the mannerisms were just like the ladies. It was wild when the Rose character, when the guy who played Rose, he sounded just like her, like Betty White, it was wild and it was. You know, the setup was exactly like the home in Miami and everything. Jeez the stories. So you know how they take parts of the show. You remember you know certain lines, parts of the show. You remember, you know certain certain lines. It was at the palace, oh, wow, yeah, it was at the palace. So, um, certain lines and everything like that.
Speaker 4:So the story is I'll say it real quick that blanche and rose started in a sex app for old people called creaking and at the same time sophia was on house arrest because she was selling pcp lace cheesecake. So, yeah, yeah, so that's what I'm talking about. So then then dorothy gets on creaking because you know she's always been like the single one, usually in in in the group. She gets on the app, she meets a young dude and come to find out the the guy is a prosecutor for Sophia's case. So they're like go, they're scared, like oh my god, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4:It was so good, it was so funny. Uh, rose, ate some of the PCP lace cake. It was wild, like you had to watch. It was really good. They said like a lot of lines that you will remember from the show, like eat dirt and die trash and shit like that. So I don't know, I had a great time. The golden girls were out, they were in there, they were out, they were drinking their beers. It was really nice the silver-haired foxes they were out.
Speaker 4:If you a grandma killer, they was out that day.
Speaker 2:But I have to tell you guys something it sounds deep, you sure you want to share it. I do want to share it.
Speaker 4:All right, go ahead I started driving lessons when the friday okay, I'm proud of you finally. No, you know what, I'm not as bad as I thought I was. Um the lady. She was a grandma too. I'm a surrounded by grandmas, really. Yeah, she was an old lady. She was telling me about her grandkids and how she got three grandkids.
Speaker 2:Dead ass. What else they got?
Speaker 4:And her son ain't shit sometimes. What? No, I'm not even mad at that because I thought about that. I was like you know it thought about that.
Speaker 2:I was like you know. It's either do that or work at a grocery store right for one.
Speaker 4:I was like, but I didn't even think about it. I was like shit I meant to ask for like a female driver so where does she take you? So, um, hold on, uh, I meant to ask for a female driver because I don't like male drivers, because they usually they'd be trying to flirt with you or something like like something like out of like a porn video probably would have been, like you know the driving teacher ones.
Speaker 2:Y'all don't watch those they have that they have those, what do? They pull over. No, what do you mean? Oh, I really need my license because I have to go and travel to that. It's like oh, you really need your license.
Speaker 4:Huh, I'm crying that sounds like the road test, not the fucking oh driving practice, but yes, yes, the same idea oh yeah, but it was it was a. That was. That's wild. That makes more sense than trying to learn how to drive it and giving up the nookie. You know what I'm saying. But um, she took me up by uh shopwrights.
Speaker 2:Old uh shop, yeah, right there yeah, that's how I learned how to drive into the parking lot and take you straight to the highway?
Speaker 4:no, no. So next I have three, three less. I'm probably get more if I feel like I need more, but I signed up for three lessons. The second lesson I'm going to tell her I feel a little bit comfortable to go on the streets and then we'll go from there. Yeah, I know and watch out.
Speaker 2:Yo, really, really, I ain't going to say shit, wait, wait, just shut up. Let me just say this I ain't gonna say shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, let me just say this when I'm on these streets, y'all better watch the fuck out and you better not beep at me, cause I'm slow.
Speaker 2:I can't wait for Sam To have her first fucking Road rage incident. I cannot fucking wait. Wait, does your car?
Speaker 3:say Like student driver and stuff.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it does Nigga, yeah, and niggas are still Beep, beep, beep.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm parts of humanity.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry, the top of the car is a student because I'm getting fucking lessons here and you can't have two, two seconds of patience while I turn this motherfucker car I'm like, yeah, that's funny let me go and they, they flick their lights and I said thank you, I'm learning like she said you speak because you're learning. You get the control of the road I know that, but shout out to them for helping a bitch out.
Speaker 2:She thinks people have like manners and morals on the fucking street. No, I experience both. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Steve, I experience both.
Speaker 5:You need the reality of the streets out here. I know words.
Speaker 4:You need the words. Yo, steve, I experience both. I experience the good side of it, because a couple people let me through, yeah, and then the bad side, people. I need what. I'm just trying to make a left turn so I get. I got it.
Speaker 2:I can't. I know I can't wait for the first day when she come on this pod. So I was fucking driving and tell me why this motherfucker, you're gonna start getting mad at all this shit. I be telling you I get mad about Double Parkers. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. You know what? Since I am in a bad mood, I'm going to say this and I don't really give a shit who this offends. I'm going to need y'all. Motherfuckers. There's no more snow. Can you take your ass back onto the fucking sidewalk? And if you're impaired a little bit and can't walk, so good can you not?
Speaker 2:I don't give a fuck, cause people need to hear this because it's rude you have really issues with the handicapped.
Speaker 4:No, I don't, I have problems with the handicapable.
Speaker 2:Who should know that?
Speaker 1:if your ass cannot fucking cross the street in a timely manner.
Speaker 2:It's fucking rude. And you're an asshole for fucking making traffic stop and then getting mad at the traffic for honking at your fucking slow, fucking, barely able to walk an ass. Walk across at the crosswalk.
Speaker 4:That's all I'm asking for. We just talked about Thank you, you know, because he was over here. Like you know, that can happen in two years, you can stop walking and get blind at the same time.
Speaker 2:That is very true.
Speaker 4:Now you're over here getting tight at niggas because they they gimping across the street making the best of their ability to get.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, sam, we're not doing this sam, I'm talking about smack dab in the middle of street, in the middle of central, mind you. There is, they gotta get where they going. Dog motherfucker who don't, and I'm sorry, I don't have time for you to be just what are they doing? I don't know what you're doing. They're walking. That's how they walk side to side very slow, very middle very little steps yes, the penguin walks with the little thing. That's no fucking take your ass to the crosswalk thing.
Speaker 2:Steve the fucking like they have, like the little carts with them. I don't give a fuck, I'm sorry, I don't care, I'm sorry. Cross at the crosswalk, that's what the light is for and I'm not a mean person you're not no, you know like get your fucking no, when I see old people.
Speaker 2:When I see old people first off, I've helped two old women across the street Thank you very much At the crosswalk where they were waiting when, oh, last year, Last year. Yeah, hold on Hold on Live Last year. Okay Well, maybe it wasn't last year, but it did happen. Wait hold on Brittany.
Speaker 4:so you mean to tell me, steve, you got out of your car. I wasn't driving Hold over, maybe even your car.
Speaker 2:I wasn't driving over maybe even double park, like you hate to help little old lady cross the street?
Speaker 4:no, because I was walking. Where were you walking? You don't walk anywhere. Where I actually do walk walking.
Speaker 2:I was fucking. Where was I walking? I?
Speaker 1:was walking somewhere, I didn't have my car.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's where I was. I was, my car was getting fixed. That's where it was because it's right behind the highway where, uh, the fucking price shop is. So thank you very much. So I was walking there and I helped an old lady across the street. Then, when I was at the fucking mall, this did happen last year Did she thank you?
Speaker 4:Huh, did she thank you?
Speaker 2:Absolutely. Yeah, she was very nice. She was like oh, thank you, young man. I was like oh, thank you, old bitch.
Speaker 4:You want to go home? There you go, get on the bus and uh, he said I'll meet.
Speaker 2:Uh, you know, I'll find you on creaking. That was funny, nice, nice, that was good, sam, way to wave that one in there.
Speaker 4:Um, would you would you steve no and then wait on that backup. You would never no why, I'm not.
Speaker 2:I'm never gonna be that desperate, even in my own age, oh no um trust me wait you would.
Speaker 4:I mean there's some good 60, 70 year old women out there I'm straight uh no she's like 60, so she looks phenomenal. I don't look 20 vagina does not age like wine.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's more like it ages more like chocolate.
Speaker 3:It doesn't age like wine. I mean mine. What the fuck do I want?
Speaker 2:A 70 year old pussy. There's plenty of young pussy just out here just giving it up.
Speaker 3:I'm not trying.
Speaker 4:I'm not trying. You ain't getting young middle aged.
Speaker 2:I don't listen to women when they talk about getting pussy because, first and foremost, I'm going to pay attention to the never mind. I ain't going to say that All right back to the old lady, this did happen last year because I just started at PCX. I helped this old lady up the escalator, because nobody was helping her.
Speaker 4:Why don't you just put her in the elevator?
Speaker 2:first off, the elevator is all the way down the other end of the fucking mall, okay, and she just wanted to just get up the escalator. So, yeah, here hold my arm she held on to my arm and then we got on the escalator at one step, at a time.
Speaker 5:I mean, she really she's fucking scared.
Speaker 2:She really did you digging she's fucking scared. You know, those things move right, duh so that dog.
Speaker 1:So you want I know like, no, no, no.
Speaker 2:Before we go to break so you know how you all right so say I want you to think about this you want her to hold on to the escalator while the escalator is moving, while she's already nervous about getting on the moving escalator.
Speaker 3:Genius, you're right I saw this lady from a mile away.
Speaker 2:I was walking back I was walking back and she said excuse me, young man, can you please help me onto the escalator?
Speaker 4:I said absolutely. He wasn't even going to help her until she said, excuse me, Exactly so she asked that's different.
Speaker 3:That's different. You were acting like you ran through the mall to help this old lady through the fucking escalator.
Speaker 4:I could have said no. He said I'm the granny helper.
Speaker 5:He was going through all the exits. Do you need help? Do you need?
Speaker 3:help.
Speaker 2:That has to be a good job.
Speaker 3:You're not even going to turn around and ask for help. That's different, I know.
Speaker 4:You weren't even going to help her. I'm sorry you weren't thinking about that lady Look cold mouths don't get fed.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 1:But hold that thought because we got to take a break and we're back.
Speaker 4:Oh, I gotta say, is is that? You know I helped it all through whatever and all y'all do.
Speaker 2:I never said I hope so I think I've earned the right to yell at him all right um y'all want to get into a guess what front it is. Yeah, let's do it, yeah, cause there's no minority sport this week.
Speaker 4:Nope, uh, come on guys. Come with the questions, come with the comments.
Speaker 3:Send me the video, cause I totally I didn't, I wasn't going to pull that up. The picture of me and bill nye, oh my god oh yeah, he said that to me. I was like oh shit first of all, thank you.
Speaker 5:Yeah, shout out to leo, but like first of all, I was so angry, I was like yo you fucking bitch.
Speaker 2:I told y'all I was a little jealous. I am jealous. That was my nigga and he was he looked?
Speaker 4:great, he looked great he looked like my nigga, he looked great, he looked good.
Speaker 1:He just predicted a fucking solar storm or something.
Speaker 4:He looked great.
Speaker 3:I love Bill Nye. He is definitely part of the picture. Thank you for finding that for me. I was like there, that shit is All right.
Speaker 4:Producer Bae, could you pull up last week's Guess what Freno is? Here you go, babe. I'm actually actually on. I did a clip today on Instagram and did a poll and actually half people said it was me, half people said it was Steve, nobody guessed Brittany. So really yeah, oh, I'm curious who said it was me they know, they know no, no, I'm not sneaking, I stand by what I said make sure you tune into our YouTube minority, plus one to see the clip Go ahead. Producer.
Speaker 2:I stand by.
Speaker 4:Before you play a shot to the shade, it says this man's girlfriend cheat on him and he choreographed an entire dance to the voicemail she left him. So you guys got to listen.
Speaker 2:Oh sweet Jesus.
Speaker 5:Like I've been calling you, like I called you like a million times, like please, just answer. Like I'm sorry, I only cheated on you one time. It's not that serious. I don't understand why you're not picking up like I will pull up your house and get out, get the out of here. You gotta have to be pleased, like please, because I'm gonna keep chasing you.
Speaker 2:I don't gonna chase you until the type of women, those kind of white guys are trying to be?
Speaker 4:I don't think he was white Fair enough, so you got to tune in.
Speaker 2:He's got a white goatee, so I call him white.
Speaker 4:Steve, you said it was either me or Brittany.
Speaker 2:Brittany said it was you right, I felt like you were the person on the voicemail. I would have been somebody who would have been dancing to said voicemail, or it could have been Brittany on the voicemail, it just wasn't me well, everybody was wrong.
Speaker 4:It was Brittany. Now why I said this is Brittany and she might be mad at me for disclosing this, this, uh, this story, but it's not bad how I knew Brittany was crazy. So, if you guys don't know, I know Brittany for years now. I actually met her through her son's father. I met her through her son's father, who was actually uh, was my best friend. His younger brothers was his younger brother was my best friend. So that's how I know Brittany.
Speaker 2:So when I first, when I linked back up, with britney.
Speaker 4:What did you think of britney when you first met her? You know, I think I bought shit on the on the pod she was. She was uh like a bit like kind of like a bitch. She would stand off, is she? She gave me like wild, dirty looks and shit like that. Oh, I think she thought I was. I don't know why she thought I would ever give him the business, but I think that's what she thought.
Speaker 4:But I get why, talking to Brittany? Because at the time he was cheating on her all the time and he they had a store like a little bodega and he always had. He did always have different girls, but I didn't know Brittany at the time at all, like I didn't even. I met maybe Brittany three or four times.
Speaker 3:He always had different girls. He always had different girls all the time.
Speaker 4:So I think when she saw me she thought I was part of the roster and I'm like nah bitch, no dude, I don't like pregnant niggas I told you, man, the shit, that, the shit, that yo people do anything for some free plantains she would never even steve. Okay, anyway, back to the story. So I think this was the tail end of them.
Speaker 3:This is like you know. Anyway, she could go back and you're like you ever see this thing. You flash back and you look at your life and you're like, oh no so reason why I I that clip reminded me of britney.
Speaker 4:I think when I linked back up with britney she was at the very tail end of them dating and I think she might have seen something or a picture. He called me one day and he's like you get your friend, you better get your friend. And she's throwing pennies at my window. I'm about to call the cop center, I'm about to call her mom. She's throwing pennies at my window. Yo, you throwing pennies at motherfuckers. Yes, I don't even know if she got the pennies.
Speaker 2:The motherfucker was making a sprinkle. I think she might have got me if we came back, hold on.
Speaker 3:Y'all don't remember me. Me like being close with you when I was going here.
Speaker 2:I'm over early but, that that is a true story, so you've been spending money on that. You've been throwing money at me since day one I can't remember what she was upset about you.
Speaker 4:no, it was me, was it? Yeah, because you came and got me and I remember going back there and the pennies were all over the floor, how many was there.
Speaker 2:Was there a lot? It was a lot of pennies.
Speaker 5:First off, any of y'all trying to get my attention, if you hit me with pennies.
Speaker 4:I don't know if you remember he came out, I wasn't hitting, I was like you were throwing pennies at his window, I was throwing the pennies at the window to get him to fucking open the door.
Speaker 3:What happened to pebbles? What the fuck happened to pebbles um, anyway, I mean, that wasn't the first thing I mean, I felt like you were showing initiative before I had my. He called my family to come get me off the door. That was when I had the axe. They were like put down, you're crazy, I don't give a fuck. See, oh, so that fucked all right, thank you.
Speaker 2:You can see who put me through that shit I knew it.
Speaker 4:I knew it put me through that fucking shit.
Speaker 2:Look, so does the voicemail not match match exactly, yeah, yeah, hey, all y'all who?
Speaker 3:voted me. No, who voted? Me the voicemail is a little different if we're switching perspectives. She's crying because she, she, fucking oh, just okay fair enough it's not about that, though, no, but I was reacting to being treated very fucked up, lee, so I was fucking lashing out for that, and so was he, but he was dancing the, the act I did. Can you sit here and say can you sit?
Speaker 4:here, and keep it a stack. He was mood walking on those river of tears Can you keep it a stack that you've never left a voicemail like that? Yeah, no, probably. Oh, thank you.
Speaker 3:That's why I chose that. That ain't no wrong with that?
Speaker 4:It's not out the. I said it was me. They thought it was me too and I'm like, yeah, I don't know, I keep my crazy on the low, I don't leave. No.
Speaker 3:I don't leave evidence. I keep my crazy on the low.
Speaker 4:No, I don't leave evidence you never know, until you start to get to know me, and then you fuck over me, I don't leave evidence. When I love you, you won't get text?
Speaker 3:you won't get. You won't get pictures, look, you won't get text, pictures, videos or voicemails.
Speaker 4:I don't. I don't leave evidence, because the cops can get that shit well sam I think it's because I watch a lot of people's court and they use that shit against people, but I do not leave evidence if I'm crazy on the love all I gotta say is this week it's my turn.
Speaker 2:So, producer, if you could, can you please, uh, pull up what I sent you, and I am so happy that this show came back. Man, I loved this show as a freaking, uh, young man. This is the real husbands of holly With.
Speaker 4:Kevin Hart Is that.
Speaker 2:That is Bridget and Tiffany Haddish. When she was attractive, damn Wow. I used to think Tiffany Haddish was hot.
Speaker 4:I mean, I don't really like her Per se, but she's a beautiful woman. Now that.
Speaker 2:I've seen her. She's awful, she's terrible. But yeah, this is my pick for this week.
Speaker 5:Just get out both of you Off my property right now if I stick the pit bulls on you All on your ass, Bridget Bridget.
Speaker 4:You don't understand. It's so hard out there, bridget, I don't have time for this.
Speaker 5:You see, I'm trying to turn my life around and it's tough out there for a single mom. Tiffany, tell them to stop out there. Yeah, the prices at Whole Foods keep going up and up. It's expensive out there, you know. Let me stop you both Because you're good, you are really good. That was awful. Whatever that little pride job you did was horrible. It was almost Boris-like here.
Speaker 4:Here's the thing. You don't need an acting coach. What you need is a therapist. Bridget, that's what you need A therapist. I said it, that's how I feel. Well, you know, I was seeing a therapist three times a week when I was with your tired ass. Just get out Off my property, right?
Speaker 2:now Okay.
Speaker 4:That's it. So you want me to guess. Go ahead. Who's who, steve? Obviously you're kevin hart, um, I think yeah, obviously brittany's probably the bridget girl and I'm tiffany haddish because I do be complaining about them. Damn groceries what about?
Speaker 3:you bro. Yeah, I'm gonna go in the same same order.
Speaker 4:I said yeah, but guys, make sure you tune into our youtube minority plus one to comment down below who you think who's who and watch the, the video, all the clips, everything's Minority Plus One.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. I've watched this shit like 50 times already. Really the only episode.
Speaker 4:I like is when Robin Thicke turns into Terry Crews.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's hilarious, that shit is hilarious, he's like I love that show. That show was great, like the first three seasons. I think the first two seasons were awesome and then it started going downhill how many seasons was it?
Speaker 4:like four I can't remember you know what I just watched rewatch recently, and it's it's so bad, it's good street fighter, the movie yes, from 1994. Oh, it's so oh my lord, it's so bad, but it's so good like, why is john clark van damme? I haven't seen that in a minute guile's american and they got a french man to play guy uh, you know, like dad, you know what hey, you know what.
Speaker 2:Hey, we can't complain, right, we've had uh, white people play indians uh yeah, no we try. We have a lot of cultural appropriation. There's a lot to go around. I say appropriate. That movie is so bad.
Speaker 4:Just do it responsibly, it's so good, it's like so good.
Speaker 2:Look, all I got to say is that there's nothing worse than that fucking Dragon Ball movie that came out, I didn't even bother watching it.
Speaker 2:Sam, I fucking it was me, I kid you, not Cause I was so excited, Sam. I was working at Boscov's at the time and one of my coworkers was like yo, steve, did you know? They came out with a Dragon Ball movie. I said, what? Like a movie movie? He's like, yeah, live action. I was like, oh shit, I saw it that day like right after work and it was me and some creepy old guy in there and I just remember sitting there. I spent top dollar, always top dollar, and fuck it Got the big popcorn, of course the large pink lemonade.
Speaker 2:That's what you got to do. That shit cost you $30.
Speaker 4:Yep.
Speaker 2:So I'm sitting there, yo, yo.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because. I always felt like Piccolo looked like a Pete. It wasn't just that. It wasn't just that, it wasn't, it was it was fucking horrible.
Speaker 2:Look, yeah, yeah, yeah, we have played. We have it playing right now on um, on the youtube, on the youtube. So if you guys aren't but see it looked beautiful, it looked like it's, I was like all right, right, cool, I get it. Also, you got to remember, guys, this is way back when. So the CGI is terrible.
Speaker 1:This is early 2000s right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the CGI is awful. Is that supposed to be Goku? Yeah, this is just bad. God man, yeah, no, this was just See right here it doesn't look too terrible. I thought it was going to be kind of like video game graphics, but really good, and it was like not Wait this isn't the one you're talking about. This is way better. Oh wait, dude, this ain't it?
Speaker 4:This is actually good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is halfway decent, this ain't it?
Speaker 4:I think you're thinking oh see this is from 2024. That's why it looks so good. Yeah, yeah, no, we need a live action. I was about to tell you I was like this should look pretty good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm saying yo, our bad guys, that's producer's fault um early 2000s, uh dragon ball evolution, yeah, I think it was it yeah, 2009 yeah that's it. That's the one you played nah, yeah, it's that right there, that, the 20th century fox one.
Speaker 4:Yeah, there it is piece of shit, there it is, oh, oh look, it's already starting out doesn't it look gay?
Speaker 2:it looks stupid a long time ago, 2009.
Speaker 4:This shouldn't be this bad that's true, because they had like avatar and shit like yeah, they had shit.
Speaker 2:Look at this, this is horrible oh yeah damn this is bad she's bad, this is all bad, and first of all, then, he didn't even look like goku yeah, I know he was a white dude.
Speaker 4:Goku's, you don't got no, no, you turn them like.
Speaker 2:Like yeah, yeah, yeah, you ain't got to play it, but yeah.
Speaker 4:Wait, that's. That was Goku. That ain't Goku. That's Glenn.
Speaker 2:No, that's fucking Chad that really is Chad.
Speaker 4:Come on yo, he didn't even have.
Speaker 2:My racism came out and look at.
Speaker 4:Piccolo. I'm telling you Piccolo ain't Piccolo, he's Pete piccolo.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you, piccolo ain't piccolo, he's pete I know he's pete in this fucking yo my racism came out. I swear to god, sam, my racism came out. And boma I was like you, boma is brit. I was like not you brit, but a brit.
Speaker 4:I was like you guys couldn't get no asians, no japanese people they got one, they could yo, there she is, yeah, and that's chichi. That's supposed to be chichi. I think horrible. Oh, oh yeah, oh, this is bad. I don't turn that shit off, get that out of here.
Speaker 2:Get that. I don't ever want to see that ever again. I'm mad. I brought it up when you went.
Speaker 4:So you stayed the whole time and watched it. You didn't leave. I spent good. You know you could go get your money back for a movie. I was this close. I did it with Zoolander. Remember Zoolander. I love the first one they did, zoolander 2. Shout out to Cassie. Me and Cassie went together and it was like two minutes in we were like fuck this. And we got our money back. Oh yeah, we were right to the front desk Like this movie's awful. The lady said oh, you're not the only ones who have done this. Since this movie came out, hundreds of people have been asking for their money back. The second Zoolander Remember. It had all those cameos. It was horrible.
Speaker 2:Honestly, I didn't see the second Zoolander, I didn't like the first one, like that. What I love, the first one, that was blue. Well, all I know is terrible. It was just terrible, terrible shit. But I do have something to say. Um, I think hip-hop is gay, like, just as, just like it's a whole. And just hear me out wait, hold on.
Speaker 4:Watch what you say, gay, as are you trying to use as a slur for something negative or like you think a lot of, I think I think, homosexual.
Speaker 2:I think, I think hip-hop has so many gay men, gay sexual, into windows like what? Give me one. I'm sorry, yo, but it's just never gonna be cool, it's just never gonna be okay with me. Just a bunch of dudes just in a video, shirtless, just hopping up and down Cause the beat is hot. For some reason that bothers me and the only reason why I wanted to say that. I mean, what do we think?
Speaker 3:of those edibles. What do we think of guys, of the Justin Bieber and um Justin Bieber and freaking Will Smithith's, jaden smith's hug or interaction at coachella? Oh, because he didn't he like? Hug him and like jaden like, came from the back, gave him an embrace from the back, and then they did a little rock together and then he reached around. Justin reached around like, kissed him on like.
Speaker 1:On the neck.
Speaker 3:It was a very, it looked a little crazy and I don't know because I really I'm feeling Justin lately because you know he was saved now and I seen him do a lot of worship things. I know, but I seen him do a lot of worship things recently and I was like, wow, Justin, it was just really beautiful. So I'm like that would be like so hurtful if it was like he can't be saved and gay what he's going through.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just saying if he was on drugs and like really fucking not doing as well, but that would be hurtful for him to be going through this secret gay or gay life. And he's married with hailey and can we pull up him, just embrace you guys? Yeah, I gotta see it. I know honestly I didn't see it, so, like you guys, this is all right.
Speaker 2:So the reason why I said it, it's because, honestly, it's just something I think about, because hip-hop has notoriously hold on. I'm explaining okay. Hip-hop is notorious for claiming that they hate gay people it's homophobic, that it's homophobic and I honestly strongly disagree with that.
Speaker 2:I strongly do and honestly I just if you. I'm sorry, but all these dudes brag about is to brag to other men, about all the shit that they got and they do to these chicks, isn't that I'm? I'm just being honest. Listen, every time a dude is like yo, I fuck x amount of bitches.
Speaker 2:It ain't to impress another abroad, it's to impress men I would impress both every time first off, if you think about it, every time a hip-hop guy, when they start beefing, it's always they, they argue so they are beefing right now, like.
Speaker 4:So, like Rick Ross and Drake, yeah, are beefing right now.
Speaker 2:Oh, and first off can I just say this I just want to say thank you to Rick Ross Because, first off, he continuously proves me right on a lot of shit. One you have always been a shitty rapper.
Speaker 3:Two you prove, rick Ross, I was so devastated I couldn't see him when he came, he came on my birthday weekend and he was in albany and he looked good as shit because he's fresh. I thought he looked good and I would have been in there like so I I fuck with rick so all I'm saying is, he would got you some new teeth. You know he loves to do that to his host. Keep me up nigga.
Speaker 2:All I'm saying is when he was, when he dropped that diss record and he said he kept referring. And I just want to say this not like that.
Speaker 3:I didn't say. First of all, let me just put this on there because no one cares about it.
Speaker 1:To fuck rick ross. I didn't say you did either.
Speaker 4:All right, I just I didn't say that, no, no, no, I didn't say either. I'm saying you were like he looks good, I was like if you would have. I said if you would have dated him just as a person.
Speaker 3:No, him look so nice and polished for this event is what I'm saying he came for. I I'm assuming it was like it was caucus weekend, so um, he was on his caucus, he was on his caucus, shit, and I was like, all right well I didn't say you would.
Speaker 4:You would break his ross. All I was saying was like, if you wanted to, he would get you some new teeth, that's all I'm saying because that's what he does.
Speaker 2:I'll take it, but then she's like wait a minute psa calm down all that but well, all I gotta say is is that in the, in that diss record, he had to drink where he started referring to him as white boy. I just wanted to say thank you, rick ross, because you just continuously prove that mixed people are only black. Until they're not, until it is no longer convenient, until it no longer benefits the quote.
Speaker 4:Unquote culture I don't know if it could be that but it's 100 that it could be that, but I think it was more or less like no sam mixed people hate to. Certain mixed people struggle, like you yourself does so, for someone to call you.
Speaker 2:Please stop saying that I don't mean sorry to someone to call you.
Speaker 4:Please stop saying that I don't mean sorry to someone to call you white and you consider you identify as being black, as like hurtful, so you know, I just identify as a person of color, uh not you. I'm saying what rick ross is doing to drake. Oh, he was just trying to hurt him.
Speaker 2:I don't think I know yeah, because because hold on sam, because I don't think he thinks he's sam white because no, no sam feeling. No, because that's again. That's the part that you don't want to acknowledge, that the other side does.
Speaker 4:No, I do that.
Speaker 2:To people, to mixed people. I was ecstatic. I was ecstatic when he did it and he laid into it. I was like thank you, ross. I was like thank you, you really are the boss of bullshit. But hold that thought, because we've got to take a break and say bye to Brittany Bye Brittany.
Speaker 4:See y'all next week and we're back, so we had to do some 420 activities.
Speaker 2:Yes, she left us for the night. So, all right, let's just wrap up why you think hip-hop is good, all right. So all I'm saying is, and first off, is that hip-hop is in struggle mode right now, simply because no one cares about it anymore. The biggest thing going, obviously, is the country right now. Well, in terms of music genre now, yeah, it's country is fucking. It's fucking taking off again. Yeah, um, you know what I did notice, a little off topic real quick, I always notice that country is the in-between whenever genres die. So, for instance, um, after like pop and things like that kind of died down, the boy bands and stuff like that, uh, hip-hop really took off and they were on for a couple years, like, I think, because it's going down, because these artists are just first, sam, we were at your party oh god, steve, shout out to steve at my party.
Speaker 4:I forgot to, even we forgot to mention this last week. Listen, I feel I was. Thank you, steve, for thugging it out. They played sexy red back to back to back. Steve was going through, he was struggling. Just one thing would be fuck my baby daddy, and then I'd be done, and then be like my pussy big, my booty hard, brown, and then another after ski.
Speaker 1:He was just I'm sorry, I'm being dead ass serious seeing grown fucking men screaming ski?
Speaker 4:is disturbing.
Speaker 2:No, I'm sorry, that's what makes them. This is why I'm telling you hip-hop's gay.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry how is that gay, oh okay, go ahead. I'm just saying that's so fuck that you think it's gay for a man to to be screaming ski?
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, I do. So I do. Are you trying to say that it's?
Speaker 4:gay for a man, a straight man, heterosexual man, to listen to women's rap at all no, that's not true at all.
Speaker 2:There's plenty of great women rap, but not that shit. No man should be singing this.
Speaker 4:I think I think I've seen a meme about that like no man. How do you like you feel if you've seen a man pull up blastinsky? None of y'all would it is for that song is for this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:This is like I get it. There's shit for everybody and I understand that and that is not for me, but that she fucking sucks she's.
Speaker 4:They think she's an industry plant. She is. I let me tell you, though, steve, she's actually ahead of her time because gangsta hold on, gangsta boo fucking le chad. No, they were better, don't get me wrong. They were way better lyricists, but they were speaking that nasty shit different hold on hold on trina back. Trina isn't as big as hold on.
Speaker 4:Let me just finish. Trina isn't as big as she she should be, because the city girls are rapping the same way she was back in the early 2000s and late 90s. She should be way ahead of them first.
Speaker 2:That's her style. No one cares about city girls like let's just get this out of the crib and first and again hold on their biggest hit, written by a man, which one that um act up was written by yadi yeah, it was written by yadi.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but but what I, what I'm trying to say is it's like she, you know, oh, hold on it's okay kaya, kaya too one hit wonder yeah, but I'm saying they were speaking all that nasty shit and they none of them got as big as this chick. So they they were ahead of their time all right, I I'm glad no well, I'm saying social media, social media wasn't basically non-existent.
Speaker 2:Back then we have to keep this a buck, the only reason why that girl is even remotely because that song is simply because it's disgusting.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's it. It's so ridiculous, the song is so ugly. What's her face? What's her face from?
Speaker 2:love and hip-hop. What the hell's her face, sukiana, yeah that was the other shit son, they suck they just suck, yeah, they're just bad rappers.
Speaker 4:The thing is they're so ridiculous that people were like shocked, like is this really a music? And then, no, no lie. When it plays in a club it kind of is a bop, but it's nothing you would like play in the house oh no, sam kids you know, kids are listening to that little little ass, no shit so many videos of kids singing that ski, you know.
Speaker 2:And then people want all right, y'all, they're gonna see.
Speaker 4:And this is what it has to be. Let's go back what we got off topic. What is gay about? What's what's gay?
Speaker 2:sam, all I'm just using gay it. Just I don't know. Maybe I am, yeah, don't all'm saying, you're using it as a slur. Maybe I am, yeah, don't use it. All right, fair enough.
Speaker 4:Being gay isn't a slur, I know it's not, so what do you mean? Hip hop is trash, is clipped Like. Is that what you're trying?
Speaker 2:to say, yeah, fine, sure, I'll say it that way then, because gay used to be all the rage. It ain't cool to be gay, no more. I don't think it ever really was. It really was, even though I think it's fine. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, Sam, obviously I think it's fine.
Speaker 4:I don't give a shit about that. What do you mean? Gay Like, in what context?
Speaker 2:Like in terms of back when Queer Eye for the Straight Guy came out huge. Oh, the remake, remake was that shit it was a big deal anytime somebody came out ahead of their time, bro. Look, I understand that, but here's my thing now. No, sam. Now, when people come out as gay, does people really give a fuck it?
Speaker 4:yeah, because it's still be made a big deal. No one gives a shit, no one really.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm gonna tell you why people care.
Speaker 4:People always think little uzi's gay because he, because he embraces his femininity and all this other shit, so does. Um that other young rapper I forget his name and and and ellie chopper and ellie chopper yeah, sorry, I said his name.
Speaker 1:I can't with the fucking acronyms well, um, I don't know, he kind of embraces his, his femininity, and and they get killed for that shit oh, sam, all right.
Speaker 2:See, now that is what I'm so I'm just saying in terms of hotness, hip-hop is finished, it's just you guys just suck now, you just suck your mainstream shit is trash. Thank god for the underground. You, jay coles, failed your fucking drakes. Sorry, he's falling off. Uh, fucking rick ross non-existent. Um, yeah, bobs, though early ross. But I'm sorry yo you don't get to be a CEO, a fucking.
Speaker 4:Your whole identity is based off somebody who actually I like that song. He's like she could be my baby, could be my lover. Call me on a late night, get right, he ain't acting right. Every superwoman needs a superman. Here I am. I can't fucking sing, so I. You don't get the song I know the song.
Speaker 2:I'm ashamed of you for liking that song why that song is a fucking bop yeah, he's badass somewhere else um asin martin music like mad.
Speaker 4:That song is fire.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna sit there and tell you like I don't I all right, I actually like a couple of rick ross songs. I hate all of like sexy red shit. Like I'm like when I hate it, I hate it. I don't like him as a person.
Speaker 4:He bugs me for some reason so he as a person, he irritates you. There is people like that, for me too, no but sam, like you know what it is.
Speaker 2:So he got called out uh for being a fake.
Speaker 1:He has a he has a fake watch does he really?
Speaker 2:he has a? Of course he does uh of course he does not the boat. No, you're having a fake. Of course it's a fake watch and he got called out on it. This guy his name is nico leonard. He's the one who got me into watches okay, so I'm watching this and he's like yo, that's a fake watch.
Speaker 2:That watch he's bragging about that's not an authentic. That's not authentic the guy who I know, the guy who actually owns it, and it came in a collection. So when you go and get these things made that look like the real things.
Speaker 2:So it's custom made, like one of a kind, but it's all right. So if a watchmaker makes a watch, he makes it one of a kind collection. That's it. That means that's all there's going to be made from that collection. Now if somebody goes out and gets that same thing made by somebody else, it doesn't make it authentic. It's still a knockoff. It's still fake, even if every all the diamonds and everything are real.
Speaker 4:Right, so the guy, his collection is so rare, it's so fucking rare. He knows exactly who purchased.
Speaker 2:He knows exactly who has the damn watches, and every time people say, oh well, look, I have this watch and this is what it brings the value of his shit down. Yeah, so he got called out. He's like yo, your watch is 100% fake. And all he does is like, oh, you just don't want to see a black man win, you just don't want to see a black man win. And then, oh, you look a piggy. And I said, oh, that's who he is.
Speaker 2:He's insecure as hell. I was like, oh, he's just. Do you see him? Of course, sam, he's a monster, I know.
Speaker 4:Sam, all I'm saying is Physically.
Speaker 2:No, but Sam, this is even before then, Because I was saying this years ago I said he bugs me because he just hides under the guise of money and entrepreneurs Like he's running shit like a boss. But he's like, he's like, like. He's so full of shit. You know what's funny. I don't know why. I think that's why I hate rap now. I really do.
Speaker 4:I think he might really be the real deal as far as entrepreneur and making money. But someone like him if you really want to talk about it and you see him physically like, you can see that before he had money he was a gang away.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not saying he's not an attractive man whatsoever.
Speaker 4:You know what I'm saying. The only time you, the women, that get with him is because he has money. It's not. He's not attractive, he's an ugly nigga with money, and you can tell he was insecure before that because he'd been ugly his whole fucking life.
Speaker 2:Hey, when you're ugly your whole life, look you gotta work where you gotta work. All I'm saying is this ain't a rick ross topic. All I'm saying is I didn't like him. I'm happy that he got called out and I'm happy that he called out drake and he did the whole white thing. So I gotta thank rick ross for that. I appreciate you on behalf of mixed people. Thanks, nigga nigga.
Speaker 4:All right, steve. Okay, we were.
Speaker 1:We were having a discussion, a discussion on break? Yes.
Speaker 4:And Steve we wanted to do before we were doing it now. He either wanted to do the episode a lot later or a lot sooner. This dude's like I am having.
Speaker 2:So I have plans and I want this to be understood when I tell these two.
Speaker 4:Well, she's not here right now, but when I tell them that I got plans, all they do is the first off. They act flabbergasted. I mean, steve, you are known for the saturday night at home in the dark alone. This is what, this is what you do. So of course, us as your friends, when you're doing something, we're like yes, steve, he's going outside, he's doing stuff, he's not just sulking in the room.
Speaker 2:Why does all this, think I'm sulking.
Speaker 4:Because you say it, you said it.
Speaker 2:I also told you I didn't have plans and you believed it.
Speaker 4:So just because I'm saying you Okay, so you lie, so our friendship is based on lies. Is what you're telling me All right.
Speaker 2:Our friendship is based off 98 point percent truth. I do lie to you at least two percent why would you lie?
Speaker 4:I'm your friend, you don't need to lie to me.
Speaker 2:I lie to all my friends, but why? Because sometimes it's easier.
Speaker 4:Then to tell the truth are you embarrassed? No, what. Are you having a fucking jerk off session, like what?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 4:First of all, I would tell everybody if I was having one of yo as a man.
Speaker 2:I just I'm just curious do men have like a full day, like cleared out? No, but I will. Just a jerk, I can't say a whole day, but I will block out an hour.
Speaker 2:A teenager, I'll block out an hour but I'm saying as a teenager, I think that you gotta like, because you just like extra, like ready to go, and there ain't nobody there, and and then you just like, yo, you gotta find that right video. And then you got it Not the right video, and then you got to rim it a little bit, look it up, and then and then you got to wait, are you? Edging, yeah, and then Yo this fool. Okay, yo look, I told you I practiced. No, I see fucking.
Speaker 2:Yo look, I told you I practiced no, I see holding it in, so that's edging yeah so, and now I'm just sitting there and then you just gotta wait for that right smile in that video and then anyway.
Speaker 2:No, I'm saying I feel like when you were younger, before you were having and you were discovering your sexuality, I feel like boys, young boys, like that was whenever mom left and then I would try to go to like the naughty channels on uh, pay-per-view and try to find the least dirtiest sound and shit like um, like, oh wait, like like pleasure and ecstasy. And then I tried to come up with a lie in my head of what to tell my mom the fucking movie was about. And then she goes steven, believe you? No, of course she didn't. My mom used to. I was full of shit, and then she used to. Yo, I used to rack up that fucking bill.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like I didn't realize like they let you order it so easy. It was one click of the button. Yeah, it was no parental control, not back then. This was like like 90s.
Speaker 2:No, even when they did have the shit I found it out still, oh you're determined.
Speaker 4:Yo, I figured it out I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be dead ass yo. My mom wasn't always the creative one yeah, she was like one one one, so I like that I tried all that shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, get it yo, uh. So I just remember. She's like if you don't stop ordering, I go. What do you mean? I was like I'm perfect tense about bowling. She's like steven, these movies don't rental, movies don't cost 9.99 that's crazy expensive for even now.
Speaker 4:I know I refuse to pay it now. I know that's what I'm saying like. And we got 10 dollars to do it.
Speaker 2:It was like all like the soft core shit. I thought I was seeing hardcore action, but no, I feel like hardcore came out, so I could be wrong. You know what I actually, I actually gotta thank them for that, because that me, honestly, that's where I thought. I thought that's how you had to do a woman yeah like you had to like I thought you had to like no, not trap but you know trash trasher, oh not trasher but you know you know you, I thought you had to, like you know, love, honor and oh see, that's good, because I feel like the generation now is so desensitized.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know now, it's just they're just trying to choke.
Speaker 1:You, get your fucking tracks out it just whatever squirt in you you nasty bitches and then wonder why you're fucking single and lonely bitches.
Speaker 2:Forgot how to be romanced, forgot how to be loved. I think dudes forgot how to romance chicks too.
Speaker 4:So then, it's time to bring back softcore. Yeah, oh shit, steve, you have a market there. Not everybody wants to see a vagina with six dicks in it. Yeah, like you might want to just see regular love making, like steve's talking about I think I want to see some regular ass sex. Yeah, I think that there might be a market for that. Steve Shit, go ahead.
Speaker 2:I told you I got the best idea.
Speaker 4:I don't know, you got to think of a name.
Speaker 2:I told you I would call my studio Sad Panda Soft Bone oh yeah that would be my studio name. Sad Panda Studios would be my porn studio name. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:And hold that thought because we got to take a break.
Speaker 1:And we're back.
Speaker 4:Wait, why is Sad Panda again? You're explaining this.
Speaker 2:I always forget, all right so being mixed when I was working that sprint, uh, one of my bosses he's, uh. He used to always be like, what's up, steve you sad panda today, and I'd be like, yeah man, I'm sad pandas so nothing's changed? Huh, you're still a sad panda you know, you tell, see and again. This is why I'm not open with friends.
Speaker 4:This is why a lot of you that's just funny that your manager everybody sees steve gets sad panda and I just listen look, I'm I.
Speaker 2:I stick by that fucking philosophy. I am not gonna pretend when I'm in a good mood, I just don't. I want people to know I'm not in the best of mood. It doesn't mean I'm gonna be rude to you right, it just means it just means I'm just not energy why would I do that?
Speaker 2:I think it's so rude. And oh, oh, sam, before we get into the next segment, if I have another woman say she can kick my ass, I'm really going to dare her. I'm about fucking had it. So you trying to throw hands at bitches?
Speaker 4:now, I don't want to. I'm being dead ass serious. I was like you do.
Speaker 2:You fucking bitches need to really stop going up to people and talk about you fight dudes. Can you please fucking stop? Can you please stop? No, no, no, no Sam. I'm telling you right now this is and this is this. I'm telling you, man, I don't care how I come off on this episode, there are just fucking times. This is why I don't step in. When I see a chick getting fucked up, I'm sorry. This is why I don't step in when I see a chick getting fucked up.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:This is why I will never step in Terrible Because A, especially if I don't even know you. Well, we talked about that. We have talked about this before the bystander rule. You just don't know. Yeah, with old brick lady.
Speaker 4:Yeah, with brick face, yeah, but yeah the bystander rule is like you could easily get killed in.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry but y'all ladies have ruined it now. You ruined this for yourselves, trying to be Billy Badass, so you know what I won't. I will tell you if you put your fucking head, I will drop your ass. I will fucking drop you Like hard. There will be a thud. I'll make sure your head doesn't hit the ground.
Speaker 4:Why do you want to?
Speaker 2:fight.
Speaker 4:I don't want to no Sam.
Speaker 2:What are you warning women for right now? Because, sam, there's dudes who won't fucking give you a warning. Okay, just go outside your fucking head someone say this to you, and that's why you're making this psa right now yes, why?
Speaker 4:what? What did what occurred?
Speaker 2:because this is, she didn't just come up to you and said I'm gonna fuck you up so no, I was at the store, which store, pcx, okay, and um, I forgot who I was talking to. I think I was talking to one of my uh, one of my, um, co-workers, okay, and we're ringing this lady out and she's just talking nuts. I was like damn yo, I'm like yo, you talk, hella crazy. I was like. I was like I was like you know, I do this like for a living, like I'm I'm good with verbal jousting right, she's like oh, I fight dudes too.
Speaker 2:I was like oh, I didn't even say that, I was like all right, well, I was like okay, I mean again she was a bully she was trying to be. But first off, bitch, you are five, four, you ain't bullying me. And number two don't be a bully and then be like I'm gonna get my boyfriend, yeah yeah, that's what I'm saying y'all, and then I guarantee those two go at it? Probably yeah.
Speaker 4:So you know what I always wonder about guys who date women like that, who start shit and they're with men and then be like I'm gonna get my boyfriend. I wonder if the boyfriend's ever just sick of fighting her bottles and no, because you know why these are the real simp niggas, contrary to popular belief.
Speaker 2:These are the real fucking simps, because I hate these niggas too. You motherfuckers who go out there and do all this shit for your lady and for your queen, or whatever you fucking label each other um, you know, your women are pieces of shit, right, who go around saying all this stuff to people. You're equally a piece of shit for allowing her to keep fucking doing this, right and eventually one of y'all niggas are gonna catch the right one again.
Speaker 1:It ain't me, I actually have shit to lose.
Speaker 2:I actually have shit that I want to work for and I refuse to lose anything on behalf of ignorant niggas and dumb whores. Yeah, so I'm just telling y'all, when shit fucking happens to y'all and this shit kind of happens, I promise, promise you, I do celebrate, I fucking say thank God and I hope you don't reproduce I still think that men, what a good woman.
Speaker 4:Or with women should be the protectors. Of course, absolutely, because I was actually telling producer bae, I forgot we were watching and we were just watching. Oh, we were watching the new Fallout show.
Speaker 2:I heard that was good I like it so far I didn't play the games I tried to, but um, producer bae said the same.
Speaker 4:He didn't really play, but um, the show is pretty good, I like it, but there's a lot of bitch niggas in it, like a lot of scaredy cats like, and I he was like, ah, he was kind of like making fun of him. I was like I dated one like my first boyfriend was was a punk Like. I remember, um, I bought a car once and the guy sold me a lemon. I told I got my boy for him at my boyfriend at the time to go over there and press the guy. I didn't do it, mad scared. And another time, same boyfriend.
Speaker 4:I was living with my mom at the time and the my bedroom back door had a window so anybody could walk. Anybody could walk. It was like a fire escape. And then my back window so anybody could walk up there. And this there was. This guy kept knocking on my window, knocking on my door, knocking on my door, looking through my window, all this shit. He was my next door neighbor. He just moved in and I'm like yo get the fuck out away from my window. I call my, my ex, my first boyfriend, and his cousin comes to do absolutely nothing. All right, because I knocked on the dude's door, like with them, like don't you what the fuck? And the mother's cursing him out like I just fucking moved here. What are you doing? I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. What the fuck is you doing? They were both mad scared. I'm like I didn't even need these dudes, these fucking motherfuckers. He couldn't protect me at all, like yeah, yeah, he was a bitch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, see, that's different soon. That's different like, if you're just out and about, I'm tougher than this motherfucker.
Speaker 4:Imagine you having a girlfriend and she's calling you yo. This dude is is keep knocking on my door that's scary and peeking through my window.
Speaker 2:You're gonna rush over there and beat the nigga ass. First of all, I'd be like well, first off, tell me when. When this is usually happening at the moment I'd be parked, and then I would wait for homie exactly, and then I would come up behind.
Speaker 4:I was like yo. If it was me, I would have pulled him, pull his ass out, tell him to come the fuck outside, scare him at least I mean, yeah, again things can escalate, so you also have to again.
Speaker 2:Everything also does require fucking due diligence and understanding the fucking circle again, you can't control it but I'm just talking about in these situations where you're just out telling everybody you can fight yeah no, can y'all just stop with this shit?
Speaker 2:I'm telling y'all, y'all motherfuckers, getting fucking too close like you're getting like, and sam, I'm talking about people like getting like directly in my space like next to me, yeah, and if I fucking do like I, I want to see your sam I this would be a time where you call one of your homegirls I got bitch for you bitch. I wouldn't first off, sam. I would never put any of my fucking friends in in that situation, and I did try that one time.
Speaker 4:We're too old to even be moving in them, in them, circles.
Speaker 2:So I get what you're saying and I'm not doing, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 4:Don't pull me out of character. I'm too fucking grown. I got too much to. I got too much to lose. I got too much going on for me to get someone to whoop your ass or me Whoop your ass, your nigga ass. Go to jail. I ain't got time for that. You get the fuck out of my face.
Speaker 2:Or I have to do something, or one of us ends up. People end up really fucking hurt, and I think people just don't respect violence the way that they should. Yeah, you know people.
Speaker 4:MMA fighter or invincible.
Speaker 2:Everybody could fight and everybody always got somebody to fuck first off. I'll never call anybody. All my friends got families and loved ones and shit like that. I will fucking do something before I fucking call anybody, yeah that's a fact. That's a fact but uh yeah, oh, I'm sorry, I just had to. I'm too much shit keeps happening and I'm just I'm fucking had it.
Speaker 2:That's it, especially at that fucking store, because y'all motherfucking I'm telling you these niggas keep getting too close to me yeah like too close and I had one other guy get up to me and, just like you know, I see you kind of shine a little bit.
Speaker 2:I'm like, shine it. Yeah, I, I was uh wearing your chain, I was wearing my, my necklaces were out, I had my watch on and then I had my bracelet on and yeah, and I'm like, I was like, yeah, I do, and because I was talking, I was actually at um, I'm sorry, I was at track 23, I was talking to uh, to d there, yeah, um, because I was picking up some shit for the store. Then he fucking just comes up to me, it's like while I'm in the middle of conversation, yeah, and it's like, so I know why you're doing this, but can you not do this? Yeah, like right now, because, like you're just, you're coming off like an asshole. I just I'm sorry man, like I, just I, I I think I I told sam when I told you I really want to fuck somebody up.
Speaker 4:I really need violence I really need to do something. I like, I do love violence, like the next person, but why don't you get one of what do they call them the rules where you destroy shit, you break stuff? It's not just that, sam, like, honestly like.
Speaker 2:I need to do this like as a weekly thing, like I need to sign up for a boxing club or something.
Speaker 4:I was already telling you, you should I really fucking need to to to start getting into more like physical.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're only getting older because I have too much fucking pent up anger towards people and that one of these days, sam, I'm gonna fucking snap and I'm not. I'm. I promise you everybody I'm. I will aim to paralyze somebody. My game is not to kill anybody. I will make you want death. I want to bash your fucking head into the ground. I want to fucking make sure you can't reproduce. I'm saying I have evil shit in my head.
Speaker 4:It's evil. You know what that?
Speaker 2:is. I don't give a fuck what it is Good, good. Fear this Y'all, mother. Fear this, because that shit runs very strong in me. The colonizer.
Speaker 4:Blood is coming through.
Speaker 2:Absolutely, and I will fucking colonize the shit out of somebody. I will fuck you up if I get my hands on you. But that's angry Steve. That's a Steve that's long gone. I'm happy, steve, usually Well, not to these chicks, apparently. I'm always miserable.
Speaker 4:You came in with the shit.
Speaker 2:So I'm never gonna be honest with you again, just fyi oh, you're not now, you just told me.
Speaker 4:You lied to me most of the time. Anyway, if you like this episode, make sure you like this episode, make sure you subscribe, make sure you share, make sure you comment down below for shame gang. Make sure you call it down below for shame gang yeah, not this week.
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Speaker 2:So, hey guys, sorry for the most random episode ever, even even though I still think it was pretty fucking good. Uh, and I feel better now that I got to vent. And, sam, I can't wait for all I got to tell you is don't give into the road rage.
Speaker 4:Keep that shit tempered.
Speaker 2:I've been a passenger princess, like my whole life and I get road rage in the passenger side. It's going to be way worse when you're driving, so just do a favor I was.
Speaker 4:I was feeling it too steve when I was like so I didn't go too much off out of the parking lot, just a little bit, and the person was. I was like come on, asshole. I was like damn, let's just start out, I can't just get the road reach already yeah, yeah, you're gonna have to work on that yeah you know.
Speaker 2:So just you know, work on it. Yeah, you know, don't cause you know again. It's the same dirty motherfuckers that I'm telling you about, who go and fucking try to fight people for their girls. The same ones who get mad when they do something fucked up and then shoot people in fucking cars and road rage shits. Fucking. That's what I'm saying. You guys are all pussies. I just want y'all to know that.
Speaker 4:Like the bulk of y'all fucking assholes I hate it All right, wrapping up.
Speaker 2:Wow, middle finger, so vulgar, so vulgar. I think you're the angry one here. I'm your host, stephen.
Speaker 4:I'm Stephen Crystal.
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