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Chuckling at Life's Curveballs with Friends
Ever found yourself in stitches over a friend's uncomfortably loud, private conversation gone public? We've definitely been there, and this week's episode will have you laughing and empathizing with our own tales of accidental over-sharing. Join Steve, with the ever-so-sparkling Sam Crystal and our legendary Britney, as we navigate a myriad of topics from the quirky to the quintessential elements of our lives. From the cultural nuances of Day of the Dead celebrations to the poignant path toward financial stability and sobriety, our candid banter is a rollercoaster of emotions that promises insights wrapped in humor.
Picture this: a surprise encounter with a Dragon Ball Z celebrity that's as heartwarming as it is surreal. We chat about those moments, including a fantasy picnic plan that's as gothic as it is glamorous. But it's not all fun and games; we're also tackling the real challenges of pet ownership, work-life balance, and the hurdles of navigating housing with Section 8 vouchers. Dive into our nostalgia as we go on a reminiscing spree, circling back to early rends and the iconic chirp of a Nextel phone. These stories are the threads of our shared history, and they stitch together a tapestry that is both relatable and utterly entertaining.
To cap it all off, we celebrate three years of MinorityPlus1 Podcast shenanigans, pondering over society's accidental sexual innuendos and sharing a laugh at the absurdity in words like "moist." There's no topic too bold for us to tackle, even touching on the delicate balance of friendship and TMI. We leave you with a call to 'stereotype responsibly' and a promise to keep the laughs and stories flowing. So, why not join the party? Tune in for an episode that's as unique and endearing as the voices that bring it to life.
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Speaker 4:He was Everybody that I knew from the go. I know hoes that was right, but they knew they was wrong, like it.
Speaker 2:You sounded like a game show host.
Speaker 1:This is the Minority Plus One Podcast.
Speaker 2:Chill Plus One Podcast. Cheer up what's going on, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's the King of the Hefferies, it's Oreo. We are back once again podcasting to you and, as always, we got the ladies.
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 2:Much better, sam, much better. You're a sap dollins. Tell them who are you it's sam crystal.
Speaker 4:What the fuck was so funny?
Speaker 3:I don't know, I've never done that again.
Speaker 4:Anyways, yeah, it's sam crystal, it's britney bitch and I'm your host, steve, and this is the minority plus one podcast.
Speaker 2:So I'm in a good mood. You two are you? Do not fuck with my whatever is going on in me right now you're having a good day I'm having a very lovely day happened?
Speaker 4:what, what, what uh events like a good day.
Speaker 2:You know, I woke up rested.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's always a positive and uh.
Speaker 2:Then I, you know, proceeded to uh scramble to get a key to open the store because I forgot mine there yesterday, because I was lazy and just happy to be done with work yeah, so I had to go scramble, get all that and do all this stuff okay, and then I got to sound like a good day.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no. And then I got to prove our producer wrong. Aka my boss, yeah, you know who's also our producer. Uh, because I just told him so it was right, and he didn't believe me and I didn't have to second guess myself and he was like, oh, it can't be right. And I was like oh it really is.
Speaker 4:And then he's like I love getting them when I'm right uh you know, I uh, I've gotten full-blown argue with me that single day mile was day of the dead and I was like no single day miles may. 5th day of the dead is november 1st say why do you even know that?
Speaker 2:because I know when the day of the dead is because I love that culture.
Speaker 4:Do y'all know?
Speaker 1:me by now.
Speaker 4:I love just it up I love the culture, I love the thought of celebrating.
Speaker 2:I didn't know you was like into like skeleton costumes and shit yeah, I, I was um they call I call him a skull candy.
Speaker 4:I was a skull candy maybe 2012, maybe 2012 I I, I did that for Halloween. I was a skull candy, oh.
Speaker 2:Well.
Speaker 4:Candy skull, if you guys are seeing little glitches on the screen.
Speaker 2:Guys, we have a little technical issues. That's besides the point. So also I decided to ask for help.
Speaker 3:What are we talking about?
Speaker 2:So you know, I've been telling everybody here, I've been telling everybody, you know, finances, struggling with stuff and things of that nature. So I reached out to my uncle and I first obviously came up with the fucking financial plan in terms of how to save money while the save money, while just making things a little easier. So I went asked for a loan to pay off my car, which I did.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yes, so it was completely paid off. My car is completely paid off.
Speaker 2:That's good, see, I technically owe him, but the monthly payment that we agreed to it's way more affordable. It's far less Less, which is also going to lower my car insurance. So now my car payment is basically what my car insurance was. So now I'm technically not really making the car payment anymore.
Speaker 4:That's good. So, that's a good idea. I wish I had friends with money or family members with money. Well, no.
Speaker 2:Well, hold on it. Family members with money, well, no. Well, hold on.
Speaker 4:It's not like he's not rich, not like I'm not saying it like on some, like you can't do it yourself, I'm saying like damn, that's a blessing, because most of the time no one in this economy can help anybody out not, not to that extent no yeah but so I'm sitting there and I'm just like all right, that's one thing down and now putting everything into just focus, and now that I'm like a couple weeks into focusing more on sobriety and you know, just not getting ahead of myself I don't know.
Speaker 2:I think that's what's making everything a lot easier all day.
Speaker 3:Right, you're not consuming on your days off.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie to you. I slipped up three times in the past two weeks.
Speaker 3:Stop the cap.
Speaker 4:More than I have in it. It was five.
Speaker 2:It's two weeks.
Speaker 3:I'm not crucifying you. No, no, no, hold on. I felt like you were being a little too hard hold on.
Speaker 4:I asked for accountability so I have to be honest with it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why I I have to be honest more to that now, I am not gonna lie to you, sam. Yeah, I do have a pre-roll ready for me when I go home, okay okay, I mean okay.
Speaker 4:What are you trying to real fast before you start? What are you trying to quit everything or just alcohol?
Speaker 2:alcohol is numero uno one.
Speaker 3:Okay, I cannot go back to that, really what if you just smoked at night, like you said, your little pre-roll like um, once a day at night? I would really like to get to that point where I could just maybe take some gummies, like in the morning, and then like only smoke at night. I feel like if I could do that, I feel like I'm not like overusing the drug and then I feel you know what I mean, like I feel like, and then I could build my tolerance because somebody that me that's, that smokes and relies on that to go to sleep, my tolerance is really really high. So I was used to and I smoke alone, so I was smoking half of it. I used to be only smoking half of it and clipping it, and now I'm like you're going through one a day this whole. Yeah, that's how and that's where I'm at.
Speaker 2:And then that's why I don't want to get to that point.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm saying. Simply because, simply because A even that's expensive and I don't really want to rely on it as much, so I.
Speaker 2:So I do try to stick to. So. For instance, sunday I'm off. I work my ass off on saturday. Saturday night I get home around 9, 10, and then I know I have work sunday. I don't have anything to do sunday, I'll I'll get one, I'll have one that night, and then I do like a wake and bake in the morning, like I'll go get a coffee and then a, like a and then I just do a quick wake and bake in the morning, and then that's it for the day, and then that's it until it's supposed to be every saturday night.
Speaker 2:That's kind of like my reward and treat to myself. Yeah, to something to look forward to.
Speaker 4:I want to quit everything too but, I don't smoke, but I want to no longer drink I just want to get it to the point, sam.
Speaker 2:To where I can?
Speaker 4:I don't even drink od. I know, I know. I think britney was surprised. I even drank at a single day my. I had like two margaritas which had kicked my ass for like the past three days and it's like the hot, the headaches, the feeling dehydrated, it's like I'm gonna be girl why you had fucking two drinks.
Speaker 3:No, but that's what I mean. That's how you know. I cut back a lot. That's what I'm trying to say but that's what I'm no, but I understand what you're saying.
Speaker 4:I'm trying to say it's like I cut back so much that when I drink just a little bit it makes me sick, which is like, so you think that's why you got sick. What other reason would it be, brittany, you fucking Because you went out and had two margaritas? Go ahead, let me hear your pediatric, but that's why you got sick.
Speaker 3:I'm just trying to understand you're thinking that's what you're thinking, though what else could it be?
Speaker 4:I ate, I didn't eat like shit yeah, that's pretty much.
Speaker 2:I mean, look, it ain't like the weather's been consistently.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean everybody's sick. Right now you've started a new job you're around new people.
Speaker 4:I don't know if you're like you're just missing the point.
Speaker 3:I get your point. You want to stop drinking, and that's great. Whatever you feel is best for you and your body, right, I'm gonna support you either way, all I'm saying, I was saying those little margaritas. You think that's why you guys.
Speaker 4:Well, I didn't feel great drinking them is what I'm saying. Like, maybe we were really sweet too.
Speaker 3:We were yeah, that doesn't help. That doesn't help. That's what gets you sick and I, freaking, knew that I was about to say that drinking quality and I freaking knew that I was like you know, sam, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:You know better, you know margaritas get you sick, but they were five dollars yeah, they were right.
Speaker 3:When they're five dollars a mask like that, they'll just make them.
Speaker 4:However, they make them my point is just saying it's like I cut back so much as that now I can't drink like I used to. It's not fun afterwards is what I'm saying, like drinking and then being fine the next few days I don't feel that it sucks now.
Speaker 4:So I at that. At this point I'm just like fuck it. What's the? Let me not do it no more if I'm gonna pay for it for like two days and then on top of me catching a cold from wherever I caught it from, that's all I would say I'm almost glad I didn't get the invite this time y'all would have got me sick, I'm fine.
Speaker 2:yeah, great time Y'all would have got me sick.
Speaker 3:I'm fine.
Speaker 4:I think I'm just.
Speaker 3:I don't think it's from going out at all. I feel like we didn't even OD Like everyone. When I came in the next day from work, everyone was like I know you went hard last night. I was like.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie. I thought you would have went harder than.
Speaker 3:Than what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I thought you would have gotten busy.
Speaker 3:I enjoyed it so, so much, just basically because I enjoyed. Because you don't go out a lot, sam doesn't go out a lot.
Speaker 4:I told Brittany once a month. You can't once a month. You made the best of it and I ain't doing it for the rest of this fucking month.
Speaker 3:I was trying to say something nice, but fuck it Anyways.
Speaker 4:It was the fun of this fucking month.
Speaker 3:I was trying to say something nice, but fuck it um anyways, and you, you would have enjoyed it, so I think you definitely should have came around I didn't get invited, so what do you want me to do?
Speaker 2:I didn't get invited for fun, all right.
Speaker 3:So let me tell you about my yes experience at comic-con this past weekend it was fun.
Speaker 4:So again I dressed as domino. Let me tell you yo I know I've said it here before I know I give off queer, I know I do, but I'm strictly dickly wait, you were getting hit on by women, men, children can I ask a question?
Speaker 2:were the women that were hitting on you like what level? Like what level we talking?
Speaker 4:uh, I mean be honest. I was honest with you, sam I mean I got hit on by better, if that makes sense okay, so we're looking at five and under I'm just gonna say I've been hit on by five and under. It's been like okay, oh, I promise you I think I talked about chicks have been sliding in my dms. Like I know, I give off queer listen ladies. I'm sorry, I can't do nothing for you.
Speaker 2:She got, I'm straight baby, how much you want to bet she brings that up to uh to produce her at some point where she's like nigga, you better act, right, I got I would never say yeah, that's just.
Speaker 4:You know what, nah, you don't say them things in your that's mean you don't say shit like that, yeah you can't say that in an argument, because easily I'd be like go go holler at him, then go ahead, go, go. Nah. So it was a lot of that. A lot of girls like, oh my god, you look so sexy. Well, yeah, but it was fun. I, I went costumes they were.
Speaker 4:You know, they were really good. The thing is, steve, I went a little later. I should have did the morning shift. I went from I was there from four to like honestly, like seven, because the guy was like, oh, you can leave if you want, like I don't give a shit, and um, I should have did morning. I would have seen way more costumes, but it died down around the time I was there and then the costume contest was really dope. Um, this girl came, as you know, silent hill right pyramid head yeah you know I know what pyramid head is she looked fire.
Speaker 4:She was pyramid head, like she had the head. Yeah, it was fire. She won, obviously, but um, yeah, no, it was a lot of fun. I'll definitely everyone there. It was really nice I met um. I met a few. I didn't meet them, but I took a lot of fun. I'll definitely everyone there. It was really nice I met um. I met a few. I didn't meet them, but I took a video of like the celebrities there. One of them was like the red power ranger, that britney, you would have loved his ass. I was like there go, britney tate, he's short he got it.
Speaker 3:I don't like those short kings anymore. I'm sorry, oh my bad sorry short but um, I did my dues what's a short day, is she? Paid. I did my dues to me.
Speaker 4:For me I'm five, six, so anybody my height or under what about you, bro?
Speaker 2:because you're.
Speaker 4:It's not like you're fucking up there I know I keep telling her she'd be going to do who's five?
Speaker 3:you're teetering on midget no, fuck you, I'm not a fucking midget I said teetering I'm five. You almost clued to five foot. Anyways, you know, by the time when you get older and your bone Fuck you. I'm not a fucking midget, I said teetering, anyways.
Speaker 2:You know, by the time when you get older and your bones shrink. You're gonna be like five foot, my mom's pretty sure too, you're gonna lose like three inches probably. I'm being serious.
Speaker 4:What, what, the fuck are you talking about All I'm?
Speaker 3:saying is I would really ideally like Six.
Speaker 4:Alright, let's get off this, because you sound silly.
Speaker 3:No, you sound so silly. No, no, no.
Speaker 4:Because it was bitches like you. No, because it was bitches like you. You can say what the fuck you want. It was bitches like you and I can't say what the fuck I want.
Speaker 3:No, it's not that. It's not that I paid my fucking dues. I used to only be on going over them like in height, but I paid my shit and now I prefer them tall, you know I don't give a fuck what size I like, but I like that.
Speaker 4:What you did, what you did, you said don't fucking try and tell me because I don't want, no, because it was when I was, when I was single. It was bitches like you, taking on six foot niggas, while tall bitches like us had nobody, because I realized I like them about six foot.
Speaker 3:I like to be able to wear a nice heel and not have to tower over the niggas most of the time my longest relationships. I wear a heel and I'm towering over the nigga.
Speaker 2:I like to wear a heel and be still short, cute and you know, it's kind of funny that y'all mentioned this, because on the way here I realized something.
Speaker 3:Wait, can I just get off Comic-Con and get on your tangent of fucking height Because how dare you Because I'm over here saying it Real fast.
Speaker 1:one of the celebrities.
Speaker 4:Steve was the voice of God. It was a Dragon Ball Z player and I took a picture and I wanted to send it to you. He's pink. It starts with a T Tomo Topo. Topo Hold on Pink I think he's pink or orange. She's got a mustache topo right, ain't it? Oh, hold on, I'm trying to fucking producer, could you google dragon ball z topo t-o-p-p oh, I know who it is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's a pride trooper. Right, he's like big and kind of fat.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's uh, yeah, it's topo a big ass tall black dude plays his voice he does mad characters. He does mad characters from one piece, it was. He was really cool.
Speaker 1:He talked to everybody oh wait, no, the guy you're thinking of I think his name really talking it was jiren the voice, so you weren't even talking to the power ranger.
Speaker 3:No, no, no no no I would have been really mad.
Speaker 4:No, here's britney's future husband but here she didn't hook him up okay, we'll get on that, because I I got something to say about that, because if she had hooked you up when I asked her to send some of them pretty girls my way.
Speaker 3:If she said my husband. You think that's my husband, I think him Him.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's you know what's kind of funny. He kind of looks like this, yeah, but he was the only celebrity that came around and like talked to all of us, whereas the other ones were acting like super hollywood especially I didn't hear about it, but the the red ranger especially him my boozy boo.
Speaker 2:He was I guess was it the original red.
Speaker 3:No god, it was like it was like you know how many variations of power rangers there are. Now he was like power ranger red ranger jungle forces, oh, yeah, yo, I'm sorry, I don't know. No, he wasn't Billy, he wasn't Jason he wasn't.
Speaker 2:Billy, oh, billy's the blue one yeah, Billy yeah, if you ain't one of the originals. God rest Trini.
Speaker 4:God rest her soul, Tommy too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, God rest Tommy. Oh, Jesus Christ, my favorite. Yeah, so he was my favorite, jenna.
Speaker 4:Jameson was there too, steve, really what, I didn't see her. Jameson was there too, steve, what? Yeah, I didn't see her. She left when I got there, but man they.
Speaker 2:They said she looked bad. Yeah, I heard she's going down like real skinny, real sickly yeah yeah, I heard she's, she's going.
Speaker 4:But she was there she took some pictures but like he was the only one that real tall dude he could be, he had to be like six. He had to be like six, eight, britney's type. Yeah, exactly he was, he was come on, that was good yeah he was.
Speaker 4:He was huge, but he was so. That's the thing he was so cool, because my job as a volunteer is like you just got to check wristbands or whatever so they had. So when he walked through, I was like, where's your wrist? I was like, hey, where's your wristband? He's like I'm a celebrity. I was like, oh shit, my bad. He's like it's okay, you would know me, you know, you would know my voice, and that was it. So it was, he was really nice. But, um, other than that, I think I'm definitely gonna do it. There's one in november and I'm definitely gonna do it that that year have you ever thought about going to the one in new york?
Speaker 4:yes, there's a brooklyn one, too in july that I really want to go to. But, um, in the meantime yes, oops, I lost it in the meantime. Wait in the meantime this saturday about something. This saturday yeah, this saturday it's um jeez. I need the paper, though, because I gotta read the whole choice it's right here.
Speaker 2:Literally you're stepping on it. Okay, just just lean down and get it here it is.
Speaker 4:Actually I met her, this, this, um, this lady. She was a fairy like. She dressed up as kind of like a fairy jedi because may 4th is star wars day and she was handing these out. And then she's from out here. She's a local, I've never seen it before, I met her or whatever, but it's called black fayday. It's a fantasy picnic. It's may 11th, it's supposed to be from 11 am to 5 pm and it's over by the waterfront, over in albany. The um, the playground, the playground.
Speaker 2:Oh so yeah yeah, by the time people hear this, they're not gonna know yeah, I'm about to say I'll let you guys know if I go.
Speaker 4:But here it is. If I go, I'll let you guys know how it goes. But I'm gonna be a gothic evil fay.
Speaker 2:That's my uh costume but hold that thought we got and we're back. Can I just say something real quick before? You go I have a feeling and it's feeling and it's something that because y'all talk about height and it's something I actually was thinking about on the way here I would be a nine if I was six two and look just like this how tall are you, steve?
Speaker 1:Like five nine, right, I'm five ten.
Speaker 2:I'm six feet with Tim's on. You always say that Shut your face.
Speaker 3:I can't remember Tim's are.
Speaker 4:I tend to wear my heels because they're so like taller than me.
Speaker 2:That's all I'm saying I am literally the definition of average.
Speaker 4:I am literally the definition of average.
Speaker 2:I am average build. I am average height Average. Just all around, steven is the average motherfucker. Can I be honest?
Speaker 4:I think not nothing towards Brittany, because she said she paid her dues. I think women just got to get off the height thing.
Speaker 3:I agree, because you're going gonna miss your blessings if if you're don't want to date someone your height or just a little bit taller than you, and I'm not, I'm not saying that I would dismiss a.
Speaker 2:What about somebody? What's up? What about somebody my height? I?
Speaker 3:don't really look for anybody short anymore.
Speaker 2:I'm five. I'm five, ten yeah what about I?
Speaker 4:think that's fine, okay, he's only five, eight, five, nine, I'm five, ten. Sorry, my bad, I'm not. I think it's five, ten, eleven, yeah, yeah, I mean, they're not too, they're not short, they're average yeah, but um, which I mean I would totally be fine with cole just got nicer arms than me.
Speaker 2:I am currently being attacked by black pussy. Uh, oh, my god, what?
Speaker 4:look at your. That's what you need. You need to be attacked by some black pussy Shit.
Speaker 2:Uh, if there's any black.
Speaker 4:That wants to attack Steve go to stevencoilst on Instagram. Steven Coil on Facebook.
Speaker 2:Your cat is fucking losing it on me. No, yeah, maybe Do you think she might have just Did she just get her knob on me, do you think she?
Speaker 4:might have. Just did she, just get her do you think she?
Speaker 3:just get her, I think.
Speaker 4:I think y'all probably already know by now. I got another cat and I haven't been. I haven't had well for one, I had all these places to get her fixed. And then they said spring, spring's here, and now they like yo, 350. I'm like what? So I try to go to like two. I try to go to humane society. I try to go to cat coalition. They booked up humane society. Say you got to be poor to get your cat fixed. I'm not poor enough for them. Ain't that wrong?
Speaker 2:like yo, you feel poor like the white, I gotta say. So there was one time right. I always made a promise to myself growing up that I was never going to go on public assistance, ever. I was never going to get Medicaid, I was never going to get food stamps.
Speaker 4:It was my own personal goal.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to lie. When I was, wow, there's probably like maybe a decade ago, I was like you know what, let me just see if I can fucking get food stamps. I hard, I work hard, I could use the help. All right, you know what? Yeah, I ain't like you know, so I go. I made too much money. Yeah, I was like you know, I'm like you know what. Thank you god. Yeah, I was like thank you god for not letting me go back. Ah, nah, steve yo on on on my promise to myself.
Speaker 4:I got food stamps one time. I was 20. I was 22 at the time. I was going to austin's beauty school and I was working at wet seal.
Speaker 2:I don't know if you remember what's your first off, that sounds like a massage parlor I'd like to go to it was.
Speaker 4:It was. You know what's crazy real fast. Those stores like wet seal and debs and all that. It's just fashion over now, like fashion over, and she and benny is cheap, like cheap clothes like rainbow fashion nova is way better than no, wait, hold on, I'll give you fashion.
Speaker 3:Nova is a hair step above. Way better than deb. And she okay, and she okay remember uh weather.
Speaker 4:Vane remember deb's and you remember, I remember weather what happened to baby?
Speaker 3:wasn't that a thing? That was a story you mean, don't?
Speaker 4:you ever first of all steve. You take that shit back. Bb was for the bad bitches in the early 2000s, okay I don't know you have.
Speaker 3:You are a bad pretty pretty.
Speaker 4:Did you hold on? You had to if you were bb you was that girl you were. You were that bitch, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't do that, because I bought a shirt there for 70 and I was just the whitest fucking shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yes, it said bb in my zones and I bought that it was off, remember I don't know bernie, if you remember the off the shoulder area, I know every shirt was off.
Speaker 4:That's coming back by the way it was cute.
Speaker 3:That's a cute. Look me too. I never didn't like that look like. I still like that look, but, um, every shirt was off the that's coming back, by the way. It was cute, that's a cute. Look me too.
Speaker 4:I never didn't like that look like. I still like that, look. But um, every shirt was. You couldn't buy a shirt that had a v-neck or a crew neck. Every shirt was off the shoulder. So I bought that uh bb shirt that said bb and ryan stoltz and she was 75, but I was a bad bitch, okay. But anyway, back to what I was saying. So at the time I was, I worked at um, I was a, I was a, I was a assistant manager at no wait, are they running credit to do the, to check for the pet, to get, to get?
Speaker 3:oh you stupid. No, no, for real. I don't know if you make too much money or not, it's just like when you have to apply for stamps.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you probably have to supply your social income, or actually I'll give you one better.
Speaker 4:You need a like a letters say you poor or some shit like I'm dead wait wait I'm dead. Wait, wait, I'm dead serious, okay, okay.
Speaker 2:So I'm already all right. So all right, I'm I'm, I'm broke, I'm not poor yeah but I grew up poor. Same now. I don't ever remember having to bring a certificate.
Speaker 4:That's what it was basically a certificate of benefits. If I get benefits I would need, you know I would have, I guess I don't know. Like I was saying, when I was 22 I was working really hard. I had my own, I had man, I had got all the benefits, I had section 8 and I had food stamps at one point and I was going to school all day long because Austin's was from 830 to 430 and then right after Austin's. How did you get that being a single woman? So I think it's because of the little bit of hours I could work, because I was going to Austin's at the time, which was a beauty school.
Speaker 2:Y'all in albany was yeah, it was like it was four days a week. What happened to that? What happened to that? Oh?
Speaker 4:yeah, they closed. It was some scam shit actually. Yeah, like they were taking a lot of people's money. The crazy part is I'm still I'm 35 and I'm still paying off my loan from austin. It shouldn't cost me more than ten thousand dollars to go there you didn't get a grant, no, even being a minority and my friend shout out to tiffany she's been on the pod she had to take out.
Speaker 4:She took a loan, initial loan, and then her kit got stolen. So the kit is like what comes with when you, when you register into school. So it's like the blow dryers, the, the curling irons, the rollers. That's basically what you're paying for that loan. That's crazy it got stolen because you can't.
Speaker 3:It's your kid yes, you keep it because you can use it when you graduate.
Speaker 4:But it got stolen in school and these motherfuckers made her take out another loan for another kid, even though it's their responsibility for her shit to be safe. She had it locked up and everything. So like little weird scam shit like that, you know. But at the time I was working. I was going to school every damn day and then I only worked a few hours at night at freaking uh wet seal and taking a bus. Oh my god I'd be, I'd be out from 8 30 in the morning to I wouldn't get home till like 11 because I'd take the fucking bus. That shit was horrible, man, I couldn't do that now. But my point is I was getting.
Speaker 4:I was getting all the benefits because I applied and I was able to get all of it, but it got fucked up. So I had a Section 8 apartment over off of Delaware Ave, stanwix that was the street, and I think I might have told you this story before. It was me, my first boyfriend, who was obviously a bum because I was able to get all these benefits. And it was my first who was obviously a bum because I was able to get all these benefits, and it was my first. It was my second apartment and I lived on the second floor, but the basement floor was like this I'll never forget your name bitch fat ass. White bitch named aaron that comes back because so she fucking this fat stupid. I try to fight her and everything I was like come out.
Speaker 4:I was like get out your fucking house, bitch, come on, come outside, come outside. Yeah, anyway, no, she deserved that shit Because, mind you remember, I said I don't get home till like 11 at night. She would knock on my door. Hey, can you like not walk around? It's really late. I can hear like every footstep. Why don't you bring, why don't you? Yeah, she was like finicky, like that was sound.
Speaker 3:Yes, like bitch what I pay rent in this motherfucker I can walk around whenever I fucking want to, and you just got home.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yes yes she next door was this guy who smoked hella weed. She called the cops on me, was like she's smoking weed in there. Yeah, no, I didn't even smoke weed. Then I was like I didn't sit on the dude next door but I was like what are you talking? About she kept doing. She took the boat. She took my few the bulb out my fuse box once all right.
Speaker 2:So yeah, she was in the back smoking.
Speaker 4:She was in the back smoking with her husband, I said where's the fuse?
Speaker 3:but I was like what's going on?
Speaker 4:like yeah, she didn't she did for no reason y'all I was, I was cordial to everyone, but I realized living there was a whole bunch of like loopy weirdo people in this particular building and she was one of them and I used to be thinking like bitch, why don't you bring your fat ass to the third floor if you want to hear nobody's footsteps? So she. So she got me in trouble because she she told section eight I was having parties, or she called the cops on me multiple times, said I had a party at mind you at the time. Actually it was just me. I only had me, dale and and kel's over.
Speaker 2:We were just kicking it one night you know what they say three's the crowd, yeah they're like we're here at the party.
Speaker 4:I'm like it's three of us and we don't even got no music. Yo shout out to them. The cops knocked on my door. They're like we're here at the party. I'm like it's three of us and we didn't even got no music playing. So she told the landlord of that complex that I was having parties. I was smoking weed, so they evicted me. And then, because I got evicted. I got taken off Section 8. Damn, yep, yep, fat ass white bitch named aaron you know what I'm never forgetting.
Speaker 4:You have free reign to call her fat ass white bitch never found her and I'm telling you this is every freeway it was towards the end of me and my first boyfriend's relationship, we broke up. I was with my second boyfriend, and he'll he'll tell you I was not. I told I was. She should have called the cops on me that day, because I was like, come out, come here, get your fat ass outside. I'm trying to fight her. I didn't give a fuck. I was already evicted. At this point, you know what I'm saying. Like I was, like she was, like you know, it just is what it is. I said, yeah, whatever bitch, shut the fuck up before I smack the shadow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she ain't called the cops.
Speaker 4:Then, though, so angry damn no, she deserved that shit, I'm just fucking with you. I know white, I agree and you know, oh, another time in this hold, on another time in this apartment. I remember I was coming home from work actually I didn't have to work this day, so I was coming home from school um, there was fucking an infestation of huge ass horse flies out of nowhere. Those big flies yo. I was like just out of nowhere huh from her shirt.
Speaker 4:I didn't know, so I knocked out, because I never come to nobody's door on and out, especially like I've never lived in a building where the superintendent lived there and she didn't work. So that was her job is to basically do. That's why she had just too much time on. A bitch, wasn't busy enough, so there was mad flies on the hallway all in my apartment. It was disgusting. I knock on this bitch's door. What? What do I see? I fucking swarm of them, fucking flies.
Speaker 4:Come out her house shit reminds me of my fucking old apartment I swear to you, she was making scrambled eggs or some shit and I was like the fly. I guess it's good, for I heard it's good protein. I'm telling you, no, she, she opened, she this. How broke this raggedy bitch when she opens the door with the fucking tupperware with the eggs in it. And I was like damn, you ain't even got a bone, okay.
Speaker 2:Well, that's how I make my tuna fish all right, so don't be judging you ain't scribbling eggs if I didn't have my dishes done. I guess I don't think you understand, sam. I will fucking leave those dishes. She opens the door she's like I'll do it in a fucking cup.
Speaker 4:What's going on all the flies. She's like honey, you're knocking on my door. I say, yeah, I'm knocking at your fucking door because there's quartz flies and I see where they're coming from yo, we finally realized yeah, yeah I see where they're coming from she's we realized.
Speaker 2:We realized her dislike for white women's. Coming from, it's starting to unpeel now we're starting to get it that. Hold on, sam, I understand you. I'll get you on this one, I swear to you.
Speaker 3:It's stanwick street. Every time I pass, like in delaware, if I drive, I look heard that story.
Speaker 4:It sounds crazy. I swear to you, it's stanwick street. Every time I pass, like in delaware, if I drive, I look at that, look at that shit. I don't even think she's still there.
Speaker 3:But yeah, she was like oh, she was there when you left. She was like, when I got a big thing, she was still there yeah, I saw her once on the bus she was mad scared I know right, but I don't know, I was like wow yeah, I'll never forget that damn yeah I tried to tell them.
Speaker 4:I don't play where I live. Yeah, I don't play where I live, like you know I, because if I don't live here I'm gonna be homeless. So I can't play where I live. So and it sucks, because that section a definitely would have been nice to have, even in this economy.
Speaker 2:I'm glad you don't have sex with me now.
Speaker 4:I wouldn't talk to you too, because not for that they keep you. A certain areas, actually, that area they really do, yeah, yeah, yeah. That area where I was at, I got lucky because it was right off of delaware was it in the hood or nothing, it was a quiet street, yeah, it was a good, it was a decent area.
Speaker 4:It was by the cvs on delaware. You know that one cvs on delaware. It was right there, decent area, close to everything, and I got lucky because I was only places in the hood, unfortunately. Only that'd be smack dab in the hood, that'd be old and you know shitty apartments. Only take section eight. And it's because section eight don't play Like if, if this, if this apartment isn't fixed up the way it needs to be, you know, if it isn't clean, if it isn't working, they're not going to pay the landlord. That's why the landlords don't like to take it oh yeah, I always thought it would be.
Speaker 2:I always thought it would be easier. I thought it'd be like guaranteed money no, they come and inspect every few guaranteed money too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, me too. That's what I used to think, but these the the section eight.
Speaker 4:Inspectors come maybe like twice a year, maybe more. Who know? I remember him coming just twice.
Speaker 3:It was a guy and there were certain things that they expected. Yeah, you know you're right.
Speaker 2:Yeah because that was happening in my mind when I lived on trinity. The guy used to always come in, oh yeah there used to always be this one guy. Used to see him every couple months or whatever, and he would always fucking come and check on the place I had gotten um section eight and everyone was like oh, that's great, which I thought I was excited.
Speaker 3:And then I went to look and I was literally it was shit the hood.
Speaker 2:It was trash, no shit. Niskayuna, no shit.
Speaker 3:I remember, I remember.
Speaker 4:I remember the you know like the toilet paper holder on the wall it came off. The guy was like we're not gonna give you rent if you don't fix that. They don't play, they don't play.
Speaker 3:They don't need these niggas coming in that's the thing yeah, like we ain't paying nothing, yeah, yeah and then they out hundreds of dollars trying to fix something that they should have been fixing anyways.
Speaker 4:So sex ain't holds them accountable. But I'm starting to realize like, even like before I moved in this place and I was looking around, nobody's really accepting section eight nah because of that well, I mean it's because of that, but also just honestly and it sounds bad. People think that brings a certain kind of person.
Speaker 2:It kind of does sometimes it does a lot of times to be honest, I know it's unfair, those buildings, have you guys seen?
Speaker 3:those new buildings um and these aren't section eight, I think these are um housing in down in albany, but they're actually really nice, like where I would love a place in this bitch was it downtown albany. They have a beautiful gym, they have our room, it's like five floors um, just a little bit down on broadway they're trying to make, like everything in the fucking condos and they were like four buildings and these were, these were housing buildings and I was like north albany has some nice nice in their housing, but as I was in there knocking.
Speaker 3:I was getting signatures um. I was like whoo child the ghetto they ended up in here and they had a beautiful when I say it was beautiful, they had a rooftop party spot, yes, that they could have rent out.
Speaker 4:Shit was lit I was like yo. I mean me, if y'all know me. I like to live off the hood Like a hood. Like you know, I'm a couple blocks away and then I could just jump over there because they got the good corner stores A couple blocks away.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and then I could just jump over there because they got the good corner stores a couple blocks away. Like when I was downtown I was like maybe two blocks away from the hood, like I was right there on wesselow. But wesselow was a really nice neighborhood though it was off of the hood.
Speaker 3:But it was a beautiful neighborhood. It still is, which was where you know it is weird because my family lives on trinity and I and westerlow was down the street and trinity was way different than I lived there.
Speaker 2:I lived on park. I grew up on park, at or in park. Yeah, fucking crazy. I didn't even need to go up and know.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you better watch your face, I feel like downtown, hood is different than like so we're talking about Albany, so and I live my whole life and I feel like downtown.
Speaker 2:We're not comparing this shit to like the city.
Speaker 4:Uptown hood Like these. I tell you, these crackheads is different, yo, just just a couple. Just a couple of days ago, actually, around here, um, some crackhead or something, I don't know if they crack, it was smashing up windows and robbing these cars. I know.
Speaker 2:I know. That's why I told Brit to fucking roll her window about the kia.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm I'm in fear for my life because they're targeting kias. Why is that? They're I?
Speaker 2:don't know why.
Speaker 3:I think there's like said you can do with the kia kias that they're targeting to be able to get in them and rob them. And I have like the model car to come in and fucking rob. So, yeah, I know with me you'll probably find my purse, wallet, right, weed money, everything, everything you need.
Speaker 4:Everything you need as a criminal Her body her weed you might find some Casamigos.
Speaker 3:Probably find some Casamigos. Yo, this is the best. This is the best.
Speaker 1:Like yo niggas. Yo I hit the Yo, we got liquor.
Speaker 2:We got weed.
Speaker 1:She got edibles, she got dispensary shit.
Speaker 2:This is dispensary. We take all this shit, I bet if they rob your car, they leave you a thank you note.
Speaker 4:I would hope so.
Speaker 3:They probably gonna be like we got a basket.
Speaker 2:Thanks for letting us rob you. They probably like we gotta rob her again. You had some good shit. We'll see you in a few months, girl.
Speaker 4:Have y'all ever been robbed?
Speaker 2:Yes, like really robbed. Yes, really yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't think I've ever been robbed. Have you ever really been robbed? What was your story, Steve? I was on my way.
Speaker 2:I feel like an ex-boyfriend robbed me but don't hurt him. I was walking with me one of my younger friends at the time who I was going to church with, and this kid who I was like we were like frenemies. He was like. He was one of these people who, like, we got along when we got along, but when we didn't we didn't. And it just happened to be one of these times where we were getting along. So we were over at his house he lived on Eagle Street and we were walking to the fucking corner store and these three niggas come up. Mind you, we're all in like our late teens, like so, probably like 16, 17. These three bum ass niggas come up Talking about, like you know, run your pockets.
Speaker 4:I'm like okay, did you run those your pockets? I'm like, okay, did you run those pockets? Did they have anything or no?
Speaker 2:First off, they were all bigger than us.
Speaker 4:That's all they needed. They were all there.
Speaker 2:Bone ass fucking men.
Speaker 3:Bone ass niggas.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. Hold that thought and I'll finish this story After we take a break.
Speaker 1:And we are back, so it's me.
Speaker 2:These two mofos that I'm with and they come on and say yo like, yo run your pockets. I'm like, I'm like, all right, here you go.
Speaker 3:Here's my five here you go, big guy yeah, I was broke at that age, so check this out.
Speaker 2:So so then. So then. He's like, he's like yo. It's a nice necklace. My little piece of shit, my little piece of shit, my little piece of shit. Twenty dollar necklace with my little fucking twenty dollar dragon pendant on it Not the dragon, fucking silver that I got from.
Speaker 3:Marshalls, you had to just take it off and be like here.
Speaker 2:Oh, I went like this I fucking yanked it, I snatched it off my neck and I threw it at his feet and I said you're welcome damn.
Speaker 4:He said it was $20. I was like he didn't know he thought it was real.
Speaker 2:I was like fuck you nigga here, fuck it. I was like poop and I fucking. I went take it honestly because he wasn't getting it off my neck. I wanted to be like the bum he was and pick it up off the fucking ground.
Speaker 4:He definitely did.
Speaker 2:Nope, he didn't, he left it he's like oh, it ain't even like oh, I was like I was like I was like yo dude, you already got my money.
Speaker 3:I Wait, did you pick it back up?
Speaker 4:No, I left it there, I went and bought another one. Oh, okay, shit, I had a job.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, I had a job I had a job I bought a new one.
Speaker 4:I can't think, I don't think. I put it on.
Speaker 2:I told you, that's why I wear fake jewelry.
Speaker 4:It's not Rob is just being a girl and having all different kind of girlfriends like getting like a pair of jeans like stolen damn, that's a bigger purchase yeah, yo, I mean, but thank god, I've never been like like fully robbed, like give me your phone, give me your wallet. Like get mugged, like thank god, I'd be a fear I think that's why.
Speaker 2:That is why I wear fake jewelry. All my clothes are fake. My phone is discount phone like go ahead, rob me oh, I have been robbed once.
Speaker 4:Uh, my, my shitty narcissist ex.
Speaker 3:He stole shitty exes or shitty people that I was with that have looked through stuff and I've taken stuff I don't count that I definitely do
Speaker 4:I don't count that as robin. That's robin, is it weird? I don't count that. That's robin. Steal it.
Speaker 3:Whatever you want to call it, you've had women come in and be spending the night and just grab never wake up, so thank you what kind of whores do you think?
Speaker 2:I'm with. I'm with you, any of my people?
Speaker 3:I wasn't calling you whores yeah, I just don't fuck with whores disappearing. What the aries ring I bought you for? Your birthday disappearing. What the aries ring I bought you for your birthday just ended up disappearing um, I got it back.
Speaker 4:Remember, you got it back? Yeah, I think so uh-oh no, I got it back. I didn't even hear that you got it back yeah, but I know I got it back because also my name plate was taken.
Speaker 2:But I got that back too. Yes, yes, yes so you can't take no puerto rican's name chain.
Speaker 4:That's a fact, that is he broke it and I got it back, but it's broken, sucks yeah, that was like trying to steal their little fucking like those belt buckles that they had that had the thing across it, not and they used to say, like the digital shit that digital shit that every hispanic had, like all of them so well, we had some we had some dark times. First of all, like we had some dark times, I'll tell you I missed those days. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:I missed those fucking days puerto ricans were puerto ricans, blacks were blacks and whites were whites. I loved it yes everybody had their own shit.
Speaker 4:I fucking missed that dollars on a name play bill because it's ten dollars yes, ten dollars per of course you did per letter and she had samantha.
Speaker 2:She's like nah I ain't no bum bitch and brystone and crested too.
Speaker 4:I had the clear belt. The belt was clear and it was rhinestone and crested. Samantha's nameplate bill that wore every fucking day. I wish I would have kept that. You should have.
Speaker 2:You should have so many things.
Speaker 4:I had, so many fads, anything you could think of, I feel like I could totally be bought back.
Speaker 2:Right now it is brought back.
Speaker 1:I've seen people yeah, not the digital I'm surprised that's not something today it'd be a whole fucking show.
Speaker 3:I was talking to my co-worker about this the other day and she was so young she didn't remember. I was like bitch, how do you not remember? It was the fucking next?
Speaker 1:tell God Do you know, how old, that is I used to just be chilling.
Speaker 3:Me too. I used to be like you. No, you'd be like you're, or you'd be like where you at, where you at, what the fuck? And you couldn't even like. I never had that shit on silent. So I'd be at work or somewhere important and I should be like you're.
Speaker 4:I used to have two phones.
Speaker 2:A two phone yes, this chick talk about she grew up poor. No, this is when.
Speaker 4:I was 16 and I worked at Spencer's. My first job was Spencer's in Crossgate Small and I bought a Nextel chirp and my mom let me get on her plan, so I had a razor Remember.
Speaker 2:Yes, I do remember the razors.
Speaker 4:And I thought I looked like a fucking clown with those two phones. What the fuck is that? God, I look like a fucking clown with those two phones, what the fuck. But I always that cause I had to pay for minutes. You had to pay for minutes for for the church, but, man, I used to have full blown conversations out on speaker. That was all Remember it was all speaker.
Speaker 3:It was all speaker. I hated that we could never do that today. Could you imagine having speaker phone and walkie talkies today? What the fuck are you?
Speaker 2:serious. No, no, no, no. We're not doing this. No, we're not gonna act like we're not gonna act like we don't see this in the mall. Yo bitch, yo yo, I was fucking with this nigga?
Speaker 3:no, are you serious? That's all I see I do see that, but that's rare like wait, do you?
Speaker 4:did you ever? Ever, because remember you needed a chirp number, remember, yeah did you ever? Just put in random numbers and start talking to people.
Speaker 3:I never did. I remember one time I don't know where this person was from.
Speaker 4:But you'd be like what's up, you fucking bitch, like we would just talk shit. It was a boy and we would just talk shit to each other.
Speaker 3:Well, fuck, I'd be like, fuck you honestly, I wouldn't mind it if we had a little walkie talkie, shit like shit like so kind of something like that happened.
Speaker 2:One of my friends had one of those. Oh no, we just have like we're gonna walk and talk and we're just over at the house and we were picking up somebody else's walkie-talkie. That wasn't, that was kind of far away, right. And so we were on madison, or not madison, we were on osborne and colony. So you know where osborne road is, um right where that carumberland farm is on central, so we're like right around there. So where they were was past those little bridges going into albany. You know where that car dealership that always had that, um, that viper in the in the window. So if you're going into albany from colony, there's a car dealership right after you go underneath the bridges either way.
Speaker 4:So we were picking up shit there I had a friend, uh, that lived there, that it's technically colony, that little one little yeah, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 2:So that's where we like we were talking shit to one that was like yo, oh, fuck you up like yo well fuck you up being stupid kids or whatever. So we fought. Don't ask me why we walked down there and then we just it was just a bunch of other little kids being stupid like oh god, the good old days.
Speaker 4:Speaking of phones, uh, producer bae, could you pull up that? I know, steve, you didn't really want to do. Guess what? Friend is no anymore because guys, you guys gotta participate, you gotta go on comments down below. It can't just be us. Ain't no fun that way yeah, so I killed the segment keep going, sam really wants it keep going, that one I kind of agree so hold on, I guess, before you play that one. Uh, you can bring it over, babe, and I can read it yeah, excuse me, sorry, I burped.
Speaker 2:Did y'all have the sidekick? I thought I was the fucking man with a sidekick.
Speaker 4:I only had it for a second and it broke, so that I had to get a regular phone. Damn, and I only had a burberry uh the blackberry.
Speaker 1:I said burberry.
Speaker 4:okay, it says speaking of point of view when steve give her your earbud. It says point of view when you open your besties voice text in public. All right, let me open this.
Speaker 2:Hey babe, I just want to tell you.
Speaker 3:My date went really good. He took me back, he choked me, he threw me through a wall oh my God. He slapped me around.
Speaker 2:I was on all fours I look like Scooby Doo.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry man scooby-doo, he choked me, he threw me he choked me, he threw me through the wall.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got all fours looking like scooby-doo okay, can I just tell you there's been people who have actually said this about the podcast where it's like yo we were listening to your shit at work and then next thing you know, steven's go fucking shit about the fucking bullshit, fuck it. And like like a couple people almost got in trouble, like what the fuck they're like, what are you listening to? Like oh, we're so sorry. So yeah, always because I've had this happen.
Speaker 2:I've accidentally forgot to screen out, like when I had porn on my phone oh my god. And then I get in the car and the next thing I hear is I'm like, uh, I'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 4:Oh, I would have been fucking. Now, this is actually, and that's what the window is down.
Speaker 3:I already know who this is, because this is me to a fucking, but not just you, not just. It is definitely pretty, because, oh God, oh it's pretty, I love to do it too, I will literally call you.
Speaker 4:You know what that was like when your friend has no boundaries, and it was like the girl was set a video of her friend and so I was like, yeah, that's pretty, she's like you see do you see, I don't know why I like that is so me.
Speaker 3:I love it, I love to share, I'm like hey, so this is the type of friend that I remember. One time I already got my friends conditioned at work.
Speaker 4:I know.
Speaker 1:Why wasn't I?
Speaker 2:gifted that they just know I had to just adapt.
Speaker 4:You don't have to share everything. Sometimes I'd be like cursing out loud when my friends had me on their car phone and then one time Brittany was like In like the Dunkin Donuts line or something. And time brittany was like in like the dunkin donut sign or something and the lady's like I was like god damn, she had me on speaker. And the lady was like, oh, I'm so sorry, remember that? Wait, I was talking no.
Speaker 4:So the lady was like it was like eight o'clock in the morning and I was like, and I was like god damn, and she was't know.
Speaker 3:I, I hate one like can you, I don't care I feel isn't anybody as open as like I don't know, steve I just feel like I wouldn't even care if you came in and were like yo but no, no, that's cool with you.
Speaker 2:Like I can do that with, like you would say, because you guys are already in my bed anyway, my co-worker at my job.
Speaker 3:I'm like she's engaged. I'm like, yeah, like the way you two are into my damn sexual life. It's weird, open, it's open.
Speaker 2:I understand that but I, I but you.
Speaker 4:What you gotta understand is is that it's if you're uncomfortable, just say that no, it's not that.
Speaker 2:I feel like it's not that it's no, it's not that I'm uncomfortable, it's like why do I have to tell y'all?
Speaker 3:Well, you'd be like I'm mouth god. I guess that's okay.
Speaker 2:There are very big. The only reason why I said that and it's on video is because they said when we were on the Play Myself show that you cannot get a girl off while she's riding your face. Show that you cannot get a girl off while she's riding your face. And then I said apparently I must be the mouth, god then, because I sure shit do is that how that happened? On the flip itself show yes that's how I, that's how the mouth god thing came in it was me defending myself.
Speaker 4:Let me ask you a question just randomly. How do you know?
Speaker 2:a girl orgasmed and it was a little extra juicier than it probably should have been, and uh, I just want to know if guys even know I think it's a little bit. It's different when you're eating around as opposed to fucking her I have faked that before, so I wonder if that's even.
Speaker 3:But you. You were the extra mile I'm right, I'm right, I'm like all right, go, go, go. I'm good and did it. Now, how would you, you can you tell that I had faked it like I?
Speaker 2:don't know you. There's some, but I'm saying from head, but sex.
Speaker 4:Obviously you know when a woman comes from sex, right?
Speaker 3:no, steve that's how most women fake orgasm.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not since yeah, no, I mean I can tell yeah from head from head personally.
Speaker 4:How do you even know?
Speaker 2:I just told you you weren't listening. No, you said, it was just extra wetter no, I promise you, with an extra spit it wasn't mucus, it wasn't okay, all right, it wasn't. It was like a slip and slide down there you sure it wasn't your mucus? I promise you it wasn't I drool in my sleep and that's about the most drool that comes out like, because, yeah, I do have an over an act, overactive saliva. That's why I'm always drinking something or whatever.
Speaker 4:So but yeah, Do they call that an oral fixation? I think, I think that's if you're constantly eating something.
Speaker 3:You need something in your mouth, yeah.
Speaker 2:I just need to constantly be drinking something I do like to chew on shit. So that's you then, you little pervert, I like something in my mouth.
Speaker 3:No, I do Like I. No, I do, I'm not trying to be like whatever, but I was being serious.
Speaker 2:I think that's, that's uh. Only king sizes, though, right, you don't, you don't do no fucking party size no fun sizes over here.
Speaker 4:We only do king sizes.
Speaker 3:That is definitely a sensory for me.
Speaker 2:All I got to say is you know what, in life, as in relationships, there are times when you just don't know, and you just got to go with the flow.
Speaker 3:you know, I had nothing, I had nothing.
Speaker 2:I was really scrambling, I had nothing right there.
Speaker 3:You're that exciting.
Speaker 2:Look, I can't always be, you know, I can't always give gold. Sometimes you get a little silver nugget, sometimes you get bronze. All right, I might just shit the bed a little bit, but I really feel like I landed on black pussy when we started the third episode. I really felt like I came in hard no pun intended. Oh, can we stop with that shit, can we stop?
Speaker 4:with the pause everything and the no diddy stuff, it's now no diddy like. Can you guys stop?
Speaker 2:like no, no, no, no, no, no, you should have comfortability in your sexuality it's not that, that's not why I'm saying it. This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they say everything, everything I don't ever say no, I do say pause. Yeah, well, now pause replaced no homo.
Speaker 3:Pause replaced no homo.
Speaker 4:And now no homo. Now pause is replaced by no ditty, but I'm just saying Yo can you use it?
Speaker 1:Like when it's like appropriate.
Speaker 4:Like for every little thing, if you're talking to a dude and you're like yo, I had to suck on like three of those things and you were talking about, I don't know, candy. You don't think that deserves a pause moment?
Speaker 2:Dude, I would say yo, I had to be like yo. There was a challenge and I had to suck these fucking three lollipops on sexualizing everything because there's certain words britney that are just sexual, like to me tongue, moist, wet.
Speaker 4:All those just sound sexual as fuck. Right, like moist. What do you describe me as moist?
Speaker 2:yeah, that boom, boom no, not true at all. What's moist fucking? I don't know.
Speaker 4:It could be bread moist but you hear, you see, when you said it, it was like some sex shit.
Speaker 2:Okay, you might have me different, but what was the?
Speaker 4:other one. Okay, you get what I mean, okay first off.
Speaker 3:There's certain words that make me think of tongue is no tongue. I feel like we're over sexualizing. I'm sorry, I don't think.
Speaker 2:I don't hear somebody say tongue yo don't say that I'm getting excited about thighs, thighs. No, I just say, yo my leg hurt, not like oh my thighs hurt, I just say yo my leg hurt not like oh, my thighs hurt.
Speaker 4:I don't know, I don't know what she's doing with this. I'm just saying there's certain words for me, like wet and moist and thighs and tongue, that make you think of sex. So when you were like yo, I jumped like you know, it was raining.
Speaker 2:So when you say like, when you come in, like yo, it was raining out, I got crazy what I bring down it's you didn't you, you're not, you're not exactly, you just said it I got rain I do.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't feel like I'm just super wet but yo, why are you soaked right now?
Speaker 2:you?
Speaker 4:see what I'm saying, steve. So if I'm like britney, yo I just got mad wet outside.
Speaker 1:If it was raining I'm gonna give it.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna be like yo. I got mad wet outside, brit pause. Why? Because it sounds like I got wet outside.
Speaker 2:But if it was raining and you said yo, I got hella wet you see, pause?
Speaker 4:no, why you just said you got hella wet.
Speaker 2:I just see, sam, I just think that you're just over sexualized. No, diddy, and you need to. I don't know there's not.
Speaker 4:Okay, you're gonna sit here and say there's not certain words that make you think that aren't sexual, that make you think of sex yeah of course, what?
Speaker 3:is it?
Speaker 4:for you like remember that I don't know, brittany, were you here? I think you were here when we the guy was like choked or spanked. He's like that's not sexual, that's very sexual, that's completely to the point, right, but then there's certain words that are so far beyond there aren't supposed to be anywhere close to sexual that sounds sexual.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's how steven would you say. What really penetration?
Speaker 4:I'm done, that's that's a turn on word. That's straight to the point that's straight to the point steve what's a, what's a word that isn't supposed to be sexual but is sexual next why are you?
Speaker 2:kicking your leg okay, first off, you don't know what steven gets. Second off, oh excuse me. Second off, you're correct, but besides this point, you ain't got to mention it uh, I just gave you one moist.
Speaker 4:Okay, I don't know, I don't really have one. So those words don't make you think of sex. Yeah, no, they do, right, so that's what I'm saying, that I know maybe for y'all. The tongue was a reach for y'all, but it definitely really.
Speaker 2:Maybe it moistens a little bit. I could see that. What about this?
Speaker 4:oh, that tastes so good on my tongue that doesn't make you think no, no I use, or look, I use my tongue. Look, I use my tongue. Doesn't that sound sexual to you?
Speaker 3:no because I mean you could use your tongue for a lot of shit. Hey, I got a sesame seed in my tooth like we be drinking bubble teas, you know, with those little balls, yeah the tapioca balls I'm choking on bowls. That's another one. My throat, okay, that's another one balls. I'll be like I love balls or nuts, literally just today. What about me just be like, oh, I guess I just ate it, I just, I just ate a bag of nuts, or I just ate some nuts.
Speaker 4:Does that think you think it's sex?
Speaker 2:no, no, I don't know why. No, I just think you're a pervert. Go eat some nuts.
Speaker 4:I just think you're a perv pause I think you're a perv, that's and shit like that doesn't deserve a pause.
Speaker 2:But if you like this episode, make sure you like this episode, make sure you leave your comments down there. Guys, we are available on all streaming platforms. Don't forget to download. And, guys, we completely forgot it's our three-year anniversary. It's been three years since this podcast has started. Well, you weren't there for the first half so you came in halfway, so this is technically like.
Speaker 2:you're almost like your second year anniversary three years it's been three years this is amazing and we haven't, uh and uh, we still haven't done a live show yet, which we're gonna do, and you know, I keep saying it, and now I feel like I'm ruining everything we've been saying a party we actually should have just did it that one day no that was brittany, honestly I did. We had a great setup now it's done, all right, fair enough, we can find another. Well, I don't know, is the plug?
Speaker 3:done and plus. No, we haven't we gotta throw, definitely. Why don't you put yourself?
Speaker 4:just sell that ass to get us some fucking put your ass like you use your ass to get us some fucking.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, did I not? Did I not spread eagle on the last episode?
Speaker 4:no, I know bro, I can't believe you did, and it happened to be like the thumbnail.
Speaker 2:I know you did it on purpose no, I didn't actually talk to you two, they did that shit on purpose. They know good thumbnails. That was great. I didn't actually talk to you two. They did that shit on purpose.
Speaker 4:Fair enough.
Speaker 1:They know good thumbnails, that was great.
Speaker 2:And yes, Sam, I am quite flexible and I used to be able to put both my legs behind my head. Would you self-suck if you could?
Speaker 3:He said that already. Oh yeah, you did say you could. When I was super, super young I tried.
Speaker 4:Okay, this is so gold, I forgot it's not gay I said I tried, it's not succeeded look, I didn't know about the version of you real fast. We're about to. We're about to get off with. One of your friends said yo, I sucked my own dick and it was good you wouldn't be like yo pause, take a dip.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know you would. No, I'd be like how the fuck did you figure that out?
Speaker 3:I was going to say how did you do it and did you do it more than once?
Speaker 4:I need to know where our level of friendship is at.
Speaker 2:Like to know. No, I need to know where our level of friendship is at like. Look, I'm just saying if you want to suck your own shit off like I ain't mad at it, dad at it go get him tiger.
Speaker 3:Like no one can do shit better than you it's like pleasing ourselves I, I think it.
Speaker 4:I don't think it's gay, maybe I don't know. So that's a little wild like crazy and your legs behind your head, you sucking your old dick. I was your old dick.
Speaker 2:What you need me for.
Speaker 3:I think, that's.
Speaker 2:It's not my fucking job.
Speaker 3:Get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 4:I'm supposed to put your legs up. You know what it reminds me of.
Speaker 2:I know we're finishing up, but scary movie 2 I don't need your help oh my god, any finish that's so nasty you did.
Speaker 3:That was the grossest movie I love the first two.
Speaker 4:They were always so good. The scary movies yeah. The two, the first two, yeah, when the wade brothers were but part of it in rat being up from this very, very, very, very, very weird fucking episode, don't even know what to call it. We can call it weird and wonderful.
Speaker 2:Uh, oh, yeah, all right, that's good I'm your host, steven, I'm safe crystal, it's bernie and, as always, please stereotype responsibly. We'll be back next week with another mother effing episode. Look at that, look at progress, y'all Peace. Thank you for tuning in to this week's episode of Minority Plus One Podcast. If you rock with us, make sure you hit that like, hit that subscribe and, as always, make sure you stereotype responsibly.