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The Ups and Downs
Ever wondered why Steve refuses to hold Sam's cat, even when he's hilariously high? This episode kicks off with a laugh-out-loud confession and leads to a playful yet insightful discussion on personal boundaries and consent. Sam and Steve's banter takes an unexpected turn when Sam humorously questions Steve's sexuality, leading to a candid conversation about identity and friendship. Sam reaffirms her unwavering support for the LGBTQ+ community, setting the stage for a thought-provoking exploration of personal preferences and mutual respect.
Imagine the dynamics of having a flamboyantly gay best friend. From sharing style tips to navigating absurd hypothetical situations, this episode is packed with humor and heartfelt moments. Listen as we share a funny anecdote about mucinex and cough syrup, followed by a frustrating Sunday filled with rude customers and the emotional toll of maintaining professionalism. We're all about standing up for ourselves, and you'll hear just how we handle those entitled encounters.
Our nostalgic trip down memory lane includes rants about societal manners, shoplifting misadventures, and the changing tides of parenting styles. From childhood antics to the chaotic recount of the "Bee Movie," our conversation promises laughter and insights. We wrap up with reflections on the struggles faced by content creators, difficult neighbors, and a critique of Diddy's disingenuous apology video. This episode is a rollercoaster of humor, heartfelt discussions, and engaging stories. Don't miss out on the fun!
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Speaker 2:This is the minority, plus one podcast. Yeah, plus One Podcast. Yeah, what's going on, everybody? And welcome to the show. It's the King of the Heffries, it's Oreo. We are back once again podcasting to you and, as always to my left, we got my co-host Donlan Tell them who are you. It's Sam Crystal and I'm your host, steve. And this is the minority plus one podcast. Cheer, just gonna get it out the way now.
Speaker 4:So disclaimer yeah, just you know, steve, he came in said I'm high as fuck bitch. Not quite that, but you know you said I'm high as fuck bitch.
Speaker 2:Not quite that, but you know.
Speaker 4:You said I'm high as fuck you trying to help and you was unraveling shit. No, you stood there for a second you know mouth agape and was like I'm high as fuck.
Speaker 2:I didn't say it like that, but all right, the exaggeration is a little bit. I was like I'm high as fuck right now, so you might want to help, because you over there fucking lollygagging uh, trying to force pussy on me that I did not want oh, whoa, whoa, clear that shit up before I can take some shit right, clear it up I said disclaimer, so you should already know what kind of show he's talking about when I was trying to get him to hold my cat and he was running away from the, from the pussy, like he always does sometimes no, guys.
Speaker 2:I want this to be understood. I told her no eight times, literally and unliterally away from the pussy I said no eight times and I meant it every single time and it was consistent here but he didn't really have like a reason, why not?
Speaker 2:he like he loves cats, so I didn't understand, she doesn't bite, she doesn't scratch, she's super cute and sweet and I, like I didn't understand why not because, sam, just like the magic time of the month, just like the times when you know you're out there working your fingers to the bone to bring home some bacon to the family, you're just not in the mood. You're just not in the mood for some cat, and sometimes you just need to understand that.
Speaker 4:No, I don't need a reason. I think the listeners understand that. You and a, literally and figuratively.
Speaker 2:I just didn't want to hold a cat.
Speaker 4:I just didn't want to, it's just not. They don't mix, you don't like it, it doesn't like you back.
Speaker 2:Are you trying to say I'm gay?
Speaker 4:No, god, no, If you were, that'd be cool.
Speaker 2:No, hold on. Let's go down this rabbit hole, sam. Why?
Speaker 1:would it be cool if I was gay, because I really want to hear this okay obviously you know I'm I'm very much a gay ally, okay, very much a queer queen.
Speaker 4:That's straight all right.
Speaker 4:So I feel like I got you on my side all right, so I'm very much a relationship stays the same people always tell me I give queer, but I'm, you know, I'm straight as fuck when I'm talking about you right now, but listen, I'm trying to get there. Let me fucking paint the picture. So um, I don't actually besides, like a lot of my homegirls kind of experiment, and a few of my homegirls are actually lesbians. I don't have besides um, shout out to veronica, her net, her, her nephew. I don't have any gay male friends but Sim you didn't answer the question.
Speaker 4:No, I want you to be my Santana. To my young Miami I want a really, really gay guy, best friend.
Speaker 2:Okay, first off.
Speaker 4:I'm talking you telling me about your bussy and giving me the raw details about your bussy.
Speaker 1:Even if I were gay, I need you to tell me who's trade.
Speaker 4:I want to hear all the gay shit. Tell me how you suck a dick.
Speaker 1:I want to know it all and I don't have one of those.
Speaker 4:I want you I want you to be like bitch work, help a bitch with her outfits.
Speaker 2:I want a gay best friend, so bad so okay, so we we found some route to whatever it is that you need in life now I would love a gay male best friend. Okay, so we got to get one of these for you. Yes, please Now the questions that need answering at this particular juncture in the conversation. Is that, sam? At what point would you think I would fit in there?
Speaker 4:Even if I were gay, Sam.
Speaker 1:I can tell you how.
Speaker 2:I would never use the word. I don't even know what this fucking pussy whatever the fuck that is. I really don't. What does it sound like? Pussy, balls and pussy. I don't know but pussy I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:See, that's how I know I'm not gay um I don't know what the fuck it is, if you was okay. So here's my thing just looking at you right, just know who you are, oh are we stereotyping?
Speaker 4:no, no, if you were gay, let's say, if you were gay, I think you'd be a, a verse. I think you were gay, I think you'd be a, a, a, a verse. I think you'd be verse. I think you would do top and bottom. Now, if you did top and bottom right, you would just come back. You know you. I think that you know your style would improve because you said why would I want you know? You have this wild, crazy, cool style. You'd be free. You'd be free, you'd be fun Sam what Sam?
Speaker 2:none of this would change, Guess it would.
Speaker 4:I wouldn't tell you shit. Your asshole is open. You'd be so happy.
Speaker 2:I'm glad you think that. You got open assholes and since open assholes seems to be, seems to lead to happiness, Sam. Well, I'm just saying you have an asshole of your own, so if it's fun to hear about it, then it must be a goddamn blast to receive it. So why don't?
Speaker 4:you give it a shot. For me, it's not the road to happiness. This is your journey. You don't know, you didn't try.
Speaker 2:This is your journey, you know, because, sam, I see you as journey. You know because, sam, I see you as you know much like your hair right now, which does look fantastic. Thank, you uh, as a free-flowing kind of girl who's just, I mean, you know, whatever shoes, stiletto and or slipper fits, been there, done that. But I'm just saying is that every husband needs a little hoe oh, absolutely yeah you're supposed to be a hoe for like.
Speaker 4:This is what I'm saying you know, I don't know what you're saying that I said what I said. All right, I want to get male best friend and I need you to be that when you ready I'm.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, sam, if I were gay, it just wouldn't be that. It would be just this, right here, except.
Speaker 4:I'm gay. You don't think you change a little bit. You don't think you'll be at like the parade and little pasties and little cut off boy shorts.
Speaker 2:No Damn At all.
Speaker 4:Damn Steve, Ever Shit.
Speaker 2:Ever, ever. I would love that. I don't even know anybody gay like that uh, what about, uh, your homie?
Speaker 4:no, he, no, he's gay yeah, but no, he doesn't he's not a boy, he's a. He's a, he's a dude's dude he's not playing what? No okay, so you don't be talking about Bussy.
Speaker 2:No, damn, no, sam At all.
Speaker 4:I want to hear about these Bussy stories.
Speaker 2:I think you wow. Yes, yes, steve Hahn, you really stereotype a lot. Yes.
Speaker 4:Steve, I am a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Yeah, yeah. I would be gay as fuck and I'd be at full power bottom all the way.
Speaker 2:I mean whatever floats that boat.
Speaker 4:At least I ain't free to admit it Gay nigga right here.
Speaker 2:Are you sure you're not high?
Speaker 4:No, no, just really tired.
Speaker 2:Alright, well, get over it. Other than that, how was your week?
Speaker 4:It was cool.
Speaker 2:I didn't do shit. Oh and guys, if you guys see me rubbing my eyes, it's because I have allergies. And no, I don't take shit because a I'm just a g like that and b you don't want no benadryl I do not trust myself on any kind of pill while I'm slightly, because I told you that's how I fucking ended up having to call ish and arthur to come and save me one night wait, I remember you telling me about this night, but you had smoked.
Speaker 4:And then what took? Like an avil?
Speaker 2:I took like mucinex and some cough syrup yeah, yeah, it was either that or covid, it was one of the two, and I was just taking the shit to kind of like loosen it up, stop the cough, whatever, yeah, and then I was just all of a sudden tripping balls, fucking I, I I took like I couldn't get out of the shower. I had to take fucking brisk cold showers because I would sit there and sweat I was just like that's not, that's not good.
Speaker 4:Well, I didn't know and I'm just like I am fucking tripping yeah, and I'm just so. You had a cold sweat yeah, oh, wow, yeah, that's.
Speaker 2:I was like.
Speaker 4:I was like in the shower, I think you were maybe just really sweating in the shower, so you were really hot I was, you know they id you for that stuff now, because people you know they put in their alcohol or makes. Remember scissor sipping on some scissors, like so or you can't even buy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can't even buy, you know, benadryls and stuff like that without an id, because they use that for meth and shit well, yeah, but I mean I just didn't I, I I had smoked, not thinking I was like, oh, it's been a few hours, nothing's gonna happen. I think you were taking too many doses of the medicine whatever I did, you're gonna require a phone call because I was supposed to call in the ambulance.
Speaker 4:Well, the weed. Obviously it heightened the paranoia. That's why I don't smoke. But I think you, because you were taking so many doses of the, of the over-the-counter stuff and you were high in paranoid just made a really bad mix yeah, yeah, yeah, that wasn't fun.
Speaker 2:I just remember like I just kept calling and just like, yeah, they came over and they're like yo, you're just high as fuck. I was like it's fucking. I'm like guys, no, I'm gonna die yo, is that the word?
Speaker 4:I've talked about it.
Speaker 2:They still have the voicemail they're like I just kept calling. I called out mike. I was like dude, I need to go over it because I'm gonna die you didn't say like no, just in case if I die, I love you, man, I love you, I love you nah, because what's understood don't need to be said
Speaker 4:that's why I stopped smoking yo, because it was like I'd be good for a second. Enjoy it, you know, enjoy eating, reading a book, or like watching a movie, like the the good parts of weed, yes. And then I get two of my head and then I get super paranoid. Where I'm like, I'm gonna go to hospital, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die. Today there's so many things I wanted to do, so much things I wanted to say you know what, sam, but I mean, and I know what everybody's saying too.
Speaker 2:Yes, I did read nick on everything that I had said, but I had left the job that. I know what everybody's saying too. Yes, I did renege on everything that I had said, but I had left the job that I know I was no longer enjoying, so I was just, oh wait about your sobriety, yeah, but you didn't drink. That's your vice, has always been, I did, I did a few times this week oh sorry, and you know it's a.
Speaker 4:It's a long, hard road. You don't stop overnight.
Speaker 3:You cut back some people can go cold turkey some people can go and some people you have.
Speaker 4:It takes you years to get clean. You cut back and go back. You know yeah, no, no, I'm not like over here, like oh my god we had a friend that was clean for five years of alcohol and then started back up and it's been a fucking hot mess ever since.
Speaker 2:So who knows what'll get you back there oh my god, these allergies are good, but, uh, my week honestly not that lively, except I had to deal with this peckerhead at work, which is again why I had to leave because, uh, I wanted to fucking murder this dude sam.
Speaker 1:What are you doing?
Speaker 2:I was helping out a lady. It was by myself, because everybody called in on a day that I wasn't supposed to be there.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I heard you like I'm dead, I'm done. I was like yo I'm fucking finished.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking finished because were you there in the morning? I was there the whole day. It was sunday, I was there by myself the whole day full shift, okay. So, and it's not that I was there by myself, guys, I wasn't supposed to be fucking working, I wasn't supposed to even be there. So what were you there for? I was only there to open the store.
Speaker 4:Oh, so you need, you know how you have to prepare your mind. Yes, I have to mentally prepare myself for the next day but for me for anything, yeah, like the next day, for anything like let's say, you, right now, we're like yo, let's go, let's go to um a comedy show. I'd be like, okay, that's different, that's fun I'm talking about work twice, but I need to know, what I'm doing my hold on sam.
Speaker 2:My days are planned out very meticulously. I try to fit it like on days where I'm like all right, I'm gonna have mad shit to do. I have it planned out to the fucking like. Literally I have. I get like I have everything within 10 minutes. So it's like I'll go from work one to job two within 10 minutes, from job two to wherever in 10 minutes and vice versa, and I squeeze everything in. Yeah, so any little fucking glitch in my matrix throws you off, throws me off, unless, and not to mention a day what I'm not even supposed to be in the matrix, I'm just supposed to be at home chilling, yeah I had, I didn't get to do my sunday wake and bake, like I do with my coffee and my breakfast sandwich.
Speaker 2:I was livid, sam. You make the breakfast sandwich you go buy I didn't go buy it, so you go to dunkin don'ts to get you. No, I no longer go to dunkin donuts. I have boycotted dunkin donuts. The prices, the food, the everything about it sucks donkey ass, I go to fuck it. It's just overpriced for shitty ass service and fuck you. Can't fuck up my order what's up with the quality?
Speaker 4:yo, it's bad yeah, the quality went down with dunkin it's garbage now yeah, and the crazy part is that lately I would never have thought that I would start like drinking Starbucks. Shit, it's the same fucking price at this point and it's way better. Like you can literally, steve. I know like I'm a Dunkin' girl to the end I'll still be a Dunkin' girl but the quality is horrible, for Starbucks is like.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's three times better, of course, but I just, I just go right up to cumberland farms and then I just get my make my own iced coffee which is fucking smack which is like every time well, they had to up it. It's two dollars. But no, hold on sam. No, check this out. But the breakfast sandwich there is only three. So for the price of the fucking coffee I get.
Speaker 4:Sam yeah.
Speaker 2:I get a fucking Bigger coffee and a breakfast Sandwich for the same price as just the fucking Coffee at Dunkin Donuts. See inflation, you see what you do.
Speaker 4:You got us. You know that's the worst stuff Eating, fucking gas station food First off.
Speaker 2:That don't mean shit, no more.
Speaker 1:I think some of that shit is way better than some of that stuff.
Speaker 4:I was about to say literally, it's the same as the shit we buy in the grocery store. But hold that thought because we gotta take a break and we're back, okay, so before we get to minority support right. No, hold on I want to get back into. You said you were, you had a horrible sunday. You're about to get into that. Oh god, you weren't supposed to work, but you had to work. Yeah, and so this all right mind you.
Speaker 4:It's like towards the end of the day, you were thrown off and you were pissed because you had to work the whole day by yourself yes, so I'm fucking oh, oh, oh oh, not to mention I'm sorry, I'm completely sorry, I had also worked that morning at hanford oh yeah, no okay so not only but mornings are what.
Speaker 1:What time like seven it was like seven to eleven so it was just a quick four hours, so still so either way early.
Speaker 2:So I was like, all right, cool, I'm gonna go open the store, go do my thug this one. I was happy, all right. Needless to say, I stayed open. The store fucking ran. The store did what I had to do, wasn't all that crazy busy. But this one last customer, well, towards like the like, it was like an hour or so left. Oh the fucking rudeness. This is why I do not provide good customer service this is why I don't even believe in the term customer service.
Speaker 2:No, sam, you will hear me, and you will hear me now. I need a solo screen. All right, that man a solo screen so this fucking peckerhead has got the nerve to come in with two ladies, equally as rude, mind you, older, younger, older.
Speaker 1:Old enough to fucking know better.
Speaker 2:Parenting age, 100%, our parentage. Yes, okay, they should know better. Now I am waiting on this lady who was here first, helping her find a size and something I I saw the guy over there as I was about to go. Sir, can you please just hold on for me. I am by myself, before I could even and you approach people.
Speaker 4:I was trying to ma'am and certain stuff.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's really nice. I do.
Speaker 4:I do say, ma'am sir, I also swear too, but I only don't, because I feel like a lot of people get weird with that. You know what I was raised with.
Speaker 2:Hold on, I was raised with class, so I'm not gonna be classless for your asses so all I'm saying is now, before I can even get it out, sam, he goes like this no, he didn't. I said yo don't ever fucking clap at me, ooh.
Speaker 1:I said yo, I was like yo.
Speaker 2:I'm waiting on her right now. She was here first. It would be rude if I just left her just because you're ready to cash out. I said, sir, I'll be with you in one moment and you said that to him already. I was getting ready to? Yeah, I was getting ready. I saw him over there, but still don't be clapping. I said yo, and then I was like, and they're like, and then the ladies are all like oh my god, what that I was like. Nah, he was rude I was waiting on her first.
Speaker 2:You don't clap at somebody. I said if you don't like it, get out yeah and then, well, of course that you're like oh, I don't call me back, I don't need this shit, all right bye.
Speaker 1:I was like bye, and then the lady was like oh no, it's okay, you can go and help, you can go and help.
Speaker 2:I was like no, they. And then the lady was like, oh no, it's okay, you can go and help, you can go and help. I was like no, they're getting out. I'm like you were here first, I'm waiting on you, they can wait, I'm by myself. He knows I'm by myself. Get the fuck out the entire thing. And then, guess what, fucking two minutes later, I'd like to come and purchase, because you fucking needed it.
Speaker 2:The prices are way too fucking good for you just to be like. You knew you were in the wrong. That's why you came back without them. Did he apologize? No, he did not Damn. And.
Speaker 4:I wanted to slit this motherfucker's throat, his ego, because, honestly, like, all right, thank you Cole. Yeah, honestly, if he came back and apologized, you would have just let that shit go.
Speaker 2:I would have been apologize to me for being so fucking rude.
Speaker 4:I think uh, you did it, you did a good job. I could have escalated because you cursed at him or whatever, but sam, I was begging.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was begging. I was hoping to god he would. Sam, I would have fucking killed him. I would have, sam. I'm telling you, it's been too frequent when people really being openly, purposely, being just disrespectful towards me and I have about fucking had it. Yeah, I am going to tee off on somebody. Yeah, the moment I'm touched, yeah, I'm gonna fuck it. Something's going to happen.
Speaker 4:I've had a lot of karens, I don't care about um well I've been dealing with too many tyrones.
Speaker 2:yeah, I have a lot of karens, I don't care. I've been dealing with too many Tyrones.
Speaker 4:I have a lot of Karens. He'd be called Ken, but I don't think I've ever had someone like clap at me or something like that. I've always I'm on the outskirts, like. I remember one time I was at track 33 with producer Bay and this lady comes in with a bag full of fucking clothes and doesn't have a receipt or nothing. And he's nice and he's like you have a receipt. She's like I don't care about none of that. I thought that was such a weird response. But whatever, he asked if you had a receipt and he's like listen, I'm a black man and you're gonna talk to me with respect. And she stopped because she was going crazy. She's like are you gonna return these or not? Because I don't understand their? Their tags are on there, like.
Speaker 2:It's like see, I'm good. I'm good, I'm straight. It's too much like people. It's like I'm I'm.
Speaker 4:I'm done with I'm just, it's just entitlement I'm just done.
Speaker 2:done with the it is and I'm sorry y'all like entitlement should be just like fucking earned, not thinking just because you're a woman, or just because you're a customer or just because, whatever or the fact that you think you can kick my ass or the fact that you think that you fucking could just be so?
Speaker 2:fucking God, sam, I'm an asshole, wait. So you see what my shirt says. My shirt says I'm not always a dick, I'm just kidding. Go fuck yourself. Okay, where'd you get that? Uh, kev got it for me for christmas like four years ago he's like. I saw this, immediately thought of you and I was like, oh, that's precious putin putin.
Speaker 4:So, steve, um what kind of energy did you have, though?
Speaker 2:What do you mean?
Speaker 4:Okay, so you ever walk into a place and the person just has like A scowl on their face. Yeah, like I call it low vibrations, like very low vibrational.
Speaker 2:Sam I call it. They're having a bad day and I don't fucking antagonize them.
Speaker 4:No, no, absolutely not, but doesn't it irritate you just a little?
Speaker 2:bit.
Speaker 4:No, because I understand people have bad days so when you have a bad day, you show it is what you can't.
Speaker 2:Hide it I could not hide my bad days. I cannot hide a bad day. Yeah, I cannot. If I'm having it, I'm having it. I tell you I openly, I'm having it, yeah I just it gets.
Speaker 4:I ain't gonna lie energy transfer. So when I experience that, I hate that because it's like when I'm having a shitty day, I don't let you see it.
Speaker 2:But, sam, I can understand that, like I can understand, see, I just I can only go based off how I am, just how I conduct myself. I don't care how bad my day is, sam, my fucking apartment caught on fire when I went to dunkin donuts. I still said, smiled, I still fucking smiled and said thank you, I don't give a fuck what kind of a bad day you're having.
Speaker 4:I'm being dead serious I don't give a fuck, what kind of a bad day you're having.
Speaker 2:I'm being dead serious.
Speaker 4:I don't give a fuck with any of this shit, especially when you're. When you're, you know you're in use of a service. I'm saying service workers, people like that that have that energy is whack because, like you said, you went through this and you still say thank you. Excuse me, Like but Sam, if I was at work, if I was at work, I would be in a foul fucking mood and I would tell people you wouldn't treat the customer shitty, I wouldn't try to.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't be like, hey, what the fuck do you want? It wouldn't be that but well my temper if somebody's getting snarky with me about something that I know I'm out of control. I'm talking about as soon as they walk in.
Speaker 4:You know you don't. They say good morning. You would take a morning back. You wouldn't be like, yeah, if you say it first, nothing or you know. But typically I don't say good morning to people.
Speaker 2:No more. Y'all don't work, you're not worth it. I'm sorry yo I don't hold doors open for people, no more damn, I don't do fuck it all now, yo. The world has beaten the niceness. I ain't gonna hold you the door thing I'm with you a little bit.
Speaker 4:I still do out of habit. I have a very okay. So growing up my mom made sure I had really good manners my grandmother. So I'm always saying thank you, excuse me, thank you, excuse me. You know, holding doors open, not pointing, and stuff like that. And it's not working for me right now because every time I hold the door open, somebody just walks right through and doesn't say thank you, right, doesn't hold the door open for me, and I always say you're welcome, because that shit gets under my skin. Like do you think I'm a fucking doorman or something? Clearly I open it because I'm being fucking nice. I see you got a bag. Uh, fucking, your arms are full of bags. Do I look like the doorman for fucking crossgates mall?
Speaker 2:like no, I didn't fucking make you carry all that. Stay strong there, or whatever.
Speaker 4:These younger generations don't have any manners. I think I told you about the when we were moving in here.
Speaker 2:I think about stealing skills, that too Um. I gotta start about that.
Speaker 4:I told you when we moved. You know it was a lot. When we moved in here I told you, right, yeah, I think about it said I had all these bags and I she's walking behind me steve slow as fuck the door. We get to the door. I'm thinking you know common sense let me get that for you shorty was gonna get the door for me.
Speaker 4:No, she stood behind me and I had to get the door myself. Well, all these fucking back, I could barely hold it and some shit fell out of my like I think it was like producer base, like hair sponge, you know fell out of my like one of the bags and she actually picked it up. I'm like it's too fucking late now, bitch, I need to help with the damn door. Like why didn't you help with the fucking door? You were behind me the entire time, going slow as hell. Like I don't get it, the logic I don't fucking get it.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I'm blaming it on feminism. I don't know, that was a joke, sam, I'm just saying it was just a joke no one has manners.
Speaker 4:These kids don't have manners they don't say they don't say excuse me. They don't say pardon me, they don't eat with their mouth closed.
Speaker 2:Um, y'all are raising farm animals. I'm being dead ass eyes and they don't know how to steal. Probably, sam, I just got to tell you it was my last day, and why? Okay, they need to go out and play more, okay, so, sam, I've been saying that forever.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I got to be dead serious, Sam. How hot was it yesterday. It was the hottest day of the year so far. It was like 95, give or take.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, they were in hoodies.
Speaker 2:Sam, he hoodies. Sam, he was in a full bubble shiny bubble jacket with the mess. Okay, but it wasn't just him, it wasn't. He wasn't even the one, it was some other doofus. There's another little idiot. Okay, sam, he went into the all right. First off, this is how I used to steal stuff, all right you go into the changing room, yeah, you take off the set.
Speaker 2:You do all that, you know here's the thing, sam the outfit he decided to put on. At first it was an entire outfit ew like the top and the bottom yeah, it was an entire outfit, okay. Mind you, everybody saw what you came in walking in with right because he right because it was just them in the store.
Speaker 4:It's not like it's busy yeah okay, all right, that's number two, right, all right and you say he came in with the shiny bubble and the fucking sculling but still they came in like some shit that's distinguished, like if you change it, we're gonna notice yeah it was clear as that and so, sam, here's the thing it was bright yellow.
Speaker 2:Ew, that's what I'm saying. So I wasn't even mad at the fact. I was mad at the fact, at just how brazen it was. So one of the associates actually caught it. And then another associate was like yo, make sure you check it out.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying there.
Speaker 2:I just want to. I was like yo, let me ring you out over here. He's like, oh, okay, yeah, I'm going to buy this. I was like, so he's like. He's like, yeah, I just want to wear it out. I was like, well, that can't happen. I'm like you, we put the tags around your ass area because you know I, we, can't go around that area.
Speaker 4:So guess what?
Speaker 2:you have to go and take that stuff off and then bring it back yeah, in order for me to actually for you to buy it and he's like, oh okay, so he goes in there and they just walk out yeah, it's like we knew what you was doing. I was like except I couldn't even get mad. Yeah, I was more upset at the fact, like are you that stupid? I was like who?
Speaker 4:you want to know why? I see there's. This is how you learn to steal actually the other day you learn by stealing candy first.
Speaker 2:Then you move up the cd. Well, back in the day you move into cds still from the corner stores.
Speaker 4:Then you wake your your way up to FYD or something like that Supermarket. I got caught at the supermarket.
Speaker 2:Me too. I got mad at it. I beat him up too, did I?
Speaker 4:ever tell you about the time me and my best friend got caught in the supermarket for stealing chapstick and the guy went ballistic on us.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you guys, I was stealing like meat and shit.
Speaker 4:No, my nigga was simply stealing some chapstick. It was me, her and her mom and her mama's food, oh god. And we, and we both took some blistex. And as soon as we're walking out, the guy said get the fuck over here now, yo we need to bring that back, it gets better.
Speaker 4:He, he fucking went scared straight. My nigga, you would have thought we stole some oxtails and some flaming y mignon on the way. And he was acting about some ballistics chapstick and at the time I'm sure it was a dollar. You know what I'm saying. It's still a dollar now, I think. And so I gave him the chapstick. She couldn't find where the chapstick is, so he made us go in the back, where you know they cuff you and shit. And he's like what do you want? He was interrogating we were in a dark room. He was interrogating us over some chastity. Do you want to go to jail? Do you want to go to jail While her mother's, like I, would have bought?
Speaker 4:the fucking chastity. Yo oh yeah. And then she finally found it in her pocket and they let us go. But it was just so funny how they went in on us.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry yo. We need to bring that back. These little motherfuckers need to be like and honestly yo. And then, without the parents coming in, being like, what'd you say to my baby? He came out crying. He never do nothing wrong I was like yo, the little motherfuckers tried to steal. I scared the shit out of him.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like you should, I think. Maybe I'm assuming that was his goal, but it was just too funny that we were like literally being interrogated like we fucking murdered.
Speaker 2:That's a little overdoing it little.
Speaker 4:I'm like nigga, you need to be on the force for real. Fuck, fuck. Hanford security like you got caught by security yo people yo yeah, oh my lord people, yo people, oh my gosh, wow. But that's not the first time, because the other time I got caught I was a little klepto. I ain't stealing from people, I stole from yeah, I stole from stores. Yeah, I didn't steal from people ever, but um, I will lie.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna lie. I do steal friends. I did steal friends clothes like if you let me borrow a pair of jeans oh yeah, yeah, you never got them back well, that's that.
Speaker 4:That's normal, though I thought that was just sharing that really is because I, as many times as me and my friends, have like swapped clothes when we were younger because we were all the same size around that time and that shit is just gone, like it's yours now, like I'm still like that to this day. If I give you something, like you can have it and I even make sure I remember too.
Speaker 2:I'm like yo, you remember these were years. He's like oh shit, I don't even remember.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was like all right, that's like no cool, but um one time so when I really got caught, so I think how old was I? Um, maybe 13.
Speaker 4:Um, I was with my friend and we, so the first time we did it we were stealing from jc pennies okay and we had um, this is when I used to keep the silver jewelry out and now everything is, you know, in the glass. But it was silver jewelry and we stole all these necklaces and bracelets. This shit was nice too, jesus. The first time we did it, we got away with it. We was rocking that shit in school and we were telling everybody that we stole it from jc pennies new, new before new new yes, so we no listen.
Speaker 4:It was really like almost like that, because we was rocking that shit in school, we was telling everybody we stole from jc pennies and we was getting orders from people. He was like yo, if I give you some money, will you steal it? So, yes, yes, so I missed those days. So we took some orders right oh my god then we go back to jc pennies and they catch us, yo, they catch us. And they were the same way cursing us the fuck out what the fuck y'all little bitches doing.
Speaker 2:It was crazy so we made shit too soft now yo, we need to get this shit back in these and it sucks in these malls for real.
Speaker 4:It sucks because, yeah, for real, because they really caught us. And it sucks because I had all the jewelry that I stole Prior when I got away with it, so I had to take. They took All of it. It was $600 Worth of jewelry that.
Speaker 2:I stole.
Speaker 4:At 13.
Speaker 2:You really were a fucking jewel thief, a cat burglar, a cat burglar.
Speaker 4:Hold that thought cuz we gotta take a break. And we're back. So, yeah, yeah, so they. It was $600 worth of jewelry, so $500 worth of jewelry, so $500 worth of jewelry.
Speaker 4:My mom was crying when she had when she had a yeah, hike it up, Fuck it. You know what kills me about that too. It was like they got all the jewelry back, so they were still trying to give me like that, fine the value, make me pay for the value, even even though they got all the jewelry back. So at this point it's depreciated. Now that I'm older, you know what I mean yes, you wore, it yeah, it's depreciated.
Speaker 4:So why the fuck are you making me play full price because you stole it? Oh well, it's back, ain't it anyway? So listen and listen, um, you don't get to steal a car a lot.
Speaker 2:Let me tell you it didn't handle right.
Speaker 4:So my home. So my home girl at the time, like she was a little bit of a wild child, like her mom, kind of let her do whatever. But um, so you know, they, they, they fucking curses out, they, they arrest us. We're handcuffed in the little sheriff's office in the mall. My mom comes. She's crying, feeling like oh, failure, they gave me like probation and she had me grounded for like a month. You know how long my friend was grounded for like a day a week wow, she's like damn, you still can't go out.
Speaker 2:I'm like no bitch I'm sorry but, sam, I grew up the same way. Yeah, story before I know we have to get into minority support, uh. But um, me and my friends lived in mechanic. When I lived, when I was living in mechanicville, me and my friends took our bikes from mechanicville to troy damn, how long is that, you think?
Speaker 4:oh god, I don't know isn't that crazy that the distances we used to go as kids, it just didn't matter, it didn't matter, it just didn't matter. Now we're like fuck that so we get back.
Speaker 2:We left daytime back at nighttime out all day, didn't oh? I know why. I know why we did it. We went to this um bike place and, uh, I guess they had like um, they had like some like really nice bike stuff. Um, this is back when, like bmx bikes were like the shit. Oh yeah, with the pegs and all that you had all that, the freaking, um, yeah, all the accessories and shit. So I think that's why we went there.
Speaker 4:But yeah, I had money for that, or yeah, my friends, I didn't, I was just, I was just there for the ride.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was just going. They was like, steve, we're going, I'm like okay, so we get back. We were all supposed to go to the basketball court and just hang out and just chill. Every we got back where the fuck were you? Oh, don't you fucking lie to the whole, because we the uh, the complex, we all live next to each other, okay?
Speaker 1:so they were all waiting for us outside, outside.
Speaker 2:So we got mad. I was like and my mom was there too. I was like oh fuck, because I've my first time. My mom is not intimidating, but when she snaps it's terrifying then you say she's scary, scary, sherry. Uh, so I'm expecting this. I'm like oh shit, I'm like fuck. So everybody goes into their respective houses.
Speaker 4:Yo, I was greeted with cookies no, I was greeted with cookies and lemonade damn sherry, what the fuck she's like I bet she's like you're hungry you're thirsty. All your friends is getting their ass whooped.
Speaker 2:All of them got in trouble all of them got in trouble, but they all snuck out and we ended up at the fucking basketball court anyway.
Speaker 4:And then we all fucking just well, she just so your mom's putting out a whole front for the neighborhood and it was like come on in. Well, I mean, that's just how it was sam, like yo, we were a lot.
Speaker 2:They were allowed to yell at the other kids. You're just gonna get handsy yeah, but you get like if you act enough, you get. You get grabbed by your wrist.
Speaker 4:Yeah there's a multitude. You know what they say. It takes a village and I think the issue with it takes a village is that nobody is I think I talked about before is even like friendly with their neighbors, Right, and nobody's really living in their in a childhood home. Does that make sense? Like people, all my friends have moved like multiple, had multiple apartments.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:But me, I mean at Westlaw. I was there for six years. Yeah, you know, if I didn't have a man and now you know this family, this blended family then I'd be still there. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:But I realized Well, no, you weren't, you were getting kicked out.
Speaker 4:Oh, yeah, anyway, so life was changing whether you liked it or not, right, but what I'm trying to say is, like me, growing up, I can remember four like about five childhood homes I lived in and it was all in the same neighborhood, so all the neighbors knew each other. We were all cool. It's not like that no more.
Speaker 2:Well, of course not, Because now we don't have to go outside. There's like it's actually encouraged like not to. And I know this is coming from Mr Antisocial. And the funny thing is, Sam, I'm really I'm done putting certain labels, that I'm a little bit more reclusive. I'm not antisocial.
Speaker 4:No, no, my mom is a hermit, I know, but so if she want, if she could work from home, and never she would. If she could be able to work from home, she would never. When I mean what I really mean is, would never.
Speaker 2:She's almost like a agoraphobia well, the reason why I'm saying is, she would never leave the house because I always wanted to be outside, until I became afraid of bees, that kind of switched things. You're not allergic though, right? No, I just don't fucking like them. You know we need them for the environment.
Speaker 4:You know what? I want somebody to prove this shit to me.
Speaker 2:It's true, I woke up this morning with my car covered in pollen and all I could think of that's the after joint. They can't pick it all up covered in pollen and all I could think of after joint all I'm all I could think of, all I could think of is you mean to tell me that mother nature's wind? Also, we're losing a lot of bees. Blow this shit around and just pollinate it without the fucking bees?
Speaker 4:nah he said we need these niggas. Fair enough, and you're gonna have to suck it up. You want, you want to live here. You're gonna have to suck it up.
Speaker 2:Fair enough, honestly, steve you don't work outside they don't really bother you okay, okay, sam, I was doing 85 down the high. Sam a b latched onto the side of my. No, no, you want to hear the story? Yes, while I was actually on my way to the pocket. Actually, no, I wasn't, I was on my way home, but I had just done work. I was fucking. A bee was on the side of my car right the driver's side window.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hanging on for dear life, hanging on for dear life. How dare you Take him away from his bee family? I was going 90 on the highway.
Speaker 4:And you're still there, and that fucker wouldn't let go.
Speaker 2:Well, first of all, on to, because he would have to on another not my problem so he wanted the little nigga, just wanted to survive so, so, so, nah, man, because you know what I feel like he was trying to get me he no, I feel like no, actually they're after me.
Speaker 4:You just answered your own shit, I have a problem with no, you answered your own shit if he wouldn't, let go, he would have been on on somebody else's windshield I don't care. He said, I'm gonna survive this and get back to my wife and kids yo ass.
Speaker 2:What was he doing on the highway?
Speaker 4:sam just fucking cruising, no he probably had some sweet shit on your car. He thought it was like something that he wanted. And then he fucked up after he you know he was leaving his side bitch house, and he fucked up. Saw some sweet shit on your car, not my problem. And then you took him halfway across the world, away from his family and kids and his side chick.
Speaker 2:Hey, not my problem. That's why you don't fucking get in the cars, that's not yours did you ever see that b movie speaking?
Speaker 4:of is it bad? I never you know what's crazy a couple years ago real fast.
Speaker 2:It's not as bad as I'm making it out to be can you tell me what really romantic? You know what it is? Okay, it romanticized bees, all right, like they're just these, can you?
Speaker 4:give me a synopsis, because I tried to watch it a couple years ago. I downloaded on my phone to watch it on the plane and I kept falling asleep.
Speaker 1:So tell me okay, exactly the synopsis of it is I know jerry syphil plays the beat.
Speaker 2:Yes, so you got to be. And he's not happy with his place in the bee colony in the the hive In the hive, or his purpose as a bee.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's a worker bee he wants to be free.
Speaker 2:He wants to be out there, so he gets to go on. You want to be in the streets. You know what he's a wannabe. Hey, I'm giving gold over here.
Speaker 4:Okay, he's a wannabe.
Speaker 2:All right, I was yeah, hey, I'm giving gold over here. Okay, he's a wannabe, all right. Uh, I was yelling at producer ray so, um, all right, so he's out in the world now, right. And then he gets all wishy-washy, you know, wins crazy. Oh my god pollen. Oh my god, tennis ball. All right, tennis ball.
Speaker 4:Yeah, all right what does he do with the 10?
Speaker 2:well, don't worry about it okay, so he ends up meeting this lady. Of course, there's always a woman a human, a human woman, okay, who apparently can understand bees just just.
Speaker 4:They never even explain how.
Speaker 2:So I guess I guess all bees speak english um, and I guess bees really do speak, but we just not listening.
Speaker 4:So wait, she's talking. She's a bee whisperer. Somehow they didn't explain why, all of a sudden, this bitch can talk to bees.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, the bee can speak English. Everybody can understand the bee. They just choose to go bzzz, bzzz, bzzz oh. It's like when people pretend like they can't speak English Bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, b. But they speak English. So he made a friend, right.
Speaker 2:So now the bee wants to sue the honey company because they package their honey and bears. He's like, oh, you think bears are cute, Rawr, rawr. He's like I don't want. He's like we will do all this hard work and we don't get none of the profits from our honey, so they shut down all honey and the bees are miserable and they're not working. They're getting fat and lazy in the world.
Speaker 1:Slowly dying. There's no more flowers, okay.
Speaker 2:With all due respect, it took a lot. It. It took like fucking 10 minutes in the movie. I'm pretty sure the world wouldn't go to shit if the beach just stopped working in 10 minutes it wouldn't, it would go to shit, okay, but maybe come to find out the bees really did like their job and they like providing honey for everybody. So what I took from it was this is what that was, it well, eventually with the chick. I don't know. All I gotta say is enjoy the b movie that was a terrible synopsis.
Speaker 4:Did he fuck the lady or not?
Speaker 2:sam, this is a pg movie. This is a pg no no, no, did, did it.
Speaker 4:We just talked about open assholes and now we're a pg podcast. It's a difference, it's a different segment hold on real fast.
Speaker 2:It's the pg segment. No, no, no Did it. We just talked about open assholes and now we're a PG podcast. It's a difference how your asshole is healthy. It's a different segment. Hold on real fast. It's the PG segment.
Speaker 4:No, no, no. No, there was a there. It was implied that she was getting busy with the B.
Speaker 2:She was not buzzing with the B, she had a man.
Speaker 4:She was cheating on her man with a B that way.
Speaker 2:Oh wait, the man knew that she was cheating on him with the b. She just did, he just didn't appreciate the fact that she was spending more time with the b than him. What a little bitch. Hey, I'm sorry, I'm just look. If a bitch leaves me for a b, hey well, you must be fucking whack.
Speaker 4:First of all, fuck you and that stinky fucker.
Speaker 2:I hope he stings you right and then fucking and I hope his fucking little guts come out too, and your little guts come out, you stinky bitch man, man Sorry.
Speaker 4:Okay, that's the B movie.
Speaker 2:Wow, that's the B movie synopsis.
Speaker 4:All right, let's get to Minority Sports Finally.
Speaker 2:Leo's pissed right now. Leo's, like I've been watching this we're watching this fucking show.
Speaker 4:Um, give me my shout out minority supports the segment we do when we read listeners comments and questions. Our guy leo, make sure, uh guys, make sure you tune into our youtube, oh shit I forgot to do that youtube, youtube, minority plus one. Please like, share and subscribe. We need these views. We want to, you know, we want to be something someday. We want to run a network. You know what, sam?
Speaker 2:It's not cool for us to beg, we just got to continue. I'm not begging, I'm just saying, yeah, we kind of have been.
Speaker 4:You guys? Do you guys like the content? This would really help.
Speaker 2:That's the thing.
Speaker 4:It that no, so I don't want to do that before we get to my noise support and I don't want to get too off topic and then get back on the two off but one of um producer bae's streamers um, um, all the shinies he does, like all the all the game reviews. He gets all the rewards in the game. So all the side missions, he does all of it right. He has hundreds, yeah, upon hundreds of videos and he just released a video about how he needs to figure out how to, you know, make the videos either short or long or something, because he's not making any money well, sam, but I really appreciate his content, so it makes it makes me sad.
Speaker 4:It's like the only thing I can really do is like and share, right, you know. Or if he goes to another platform, follow him there. That goes with any content creator. So it's like at some point a lot of these of us content creators stop because it's it requires a lot of money and time to do these things and we, we don't got it. So the least y'all niggas can fucking do in conclusion is like a motherfucking video and subscribe guys, just so you know.
Speaker 2:I just appreciate the views, I appreciate everything. If you could, though, hit us with that like I forgot to do that, that was my bad. I was supposed to do that before everything.
Speaker 4:That's on me, my bad guys. Producer, could you go up a little? I said disclaimer earlier.
Speaker 4:Oh, there, it is Okay. He says nah, sam. Leo says nah, sam, you good, I story for you. My lady and her neighbor had beef right and this one weekend she put a boom box, turned it to hot 97, put that shit on max volume and place the speaker by the wall. Shit was crazy loud. She then proceeded to come to my place and stay the weekend. Excuse me, uh, radio played from friday night all the way to monday morning. She had, she had the only sinister grin. Them neighbors never fuck with us again. See, so leah's talking about when I was banging pots with my uh, with the superintendent of this building I was living in. But she did her. Thank you, leo, you get it. Sometimes you get pushed to your limit. My nigga, like I know, get it. And especially when someone like I, someone like her, was like antagonizing me very obviously, obviously picking on me, antagonizing me, it's like I should have beat her ass a long time ago.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 4:But I didn't, I held it together.
Speaker 4:Even though she would have came outside when I told her to she would have gone to her fat ass white errand but she didn't. And everything happens for a reason and she's probably getting fucked by some goat right now because she was a white hillbilly bitch anyway. Um, I, it's a bit excessive, it's true. I'm telling they were both some rednecks. I'll tell you she used to be like I, because this is when I did hair and I had the mannequin head and she'd be like oh, I love that cut. My husband cuts my hair. I call it a redneck cut. She was like one of them white, fat ass white women that drink beers all day, okay, that smoke cigarettes yeah, yeah, yeah, that's your people's.
Speaker 4:Hey, anyway, he says I say to father, I say father to son, because steve had asked the question like what's more important? Uh, a daughter or a son having a father in their life? He says only a true father can show and teach a boy how to become a man. I was raised by my mom and there's things and lessons that I would have benefited from a male figure excuse me perspective at a young developmental age. That's a fact. And then he also puts actually I wasn't, I wasn't. Oh no, when I think last week. He says you, you said he was a baller because he had two phones oh yeah, I have to, if he was one of those and he responds actually, I wasn't.
Speaker 4:I was never the type to flaunt what I have. I just had it because I thought the features were cool. I also had friends with different phones, so I would use my nest. I would use my nest for the chirp. I would use my nest. I would use my nest for the chirp, uh, the sidekick for test texting and surfing and the razor for my main. I had all clips all over my belly but yeah, like NYPD and all the belt clips, that's a fag. Leo with member had the. The phone clips on the. The belt phone clips were fucking so everywhere.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but they were so gaudy, they hung, or, and then you had, and then you had to, like show it right like you had to. Like you tucked your fucking shirt in like over the over the belt and I had two of them, so it looked just like you said, like we're looking like a fucking security guard, fucking anyway. Uh, but hold that thought cuz we gotta take a break and we're back, so uh.
Speaker 2:That was minority support. Hey guys, Since I forgot for the first two of the first three, If you're just joining us, hit that like Give us a subscribe if you enjoy us. But hey, thank you for viewing us.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, and real fast. We didn't do what you think, what you guys think we did, and got Brittany out of here.
Speaker 1:Oh, here she's on vacation.
Speaker 4:Well, she's going to see her grandmother, so she's, you know, brittany's out about y'all, but she should be back.
Speaker 2:It's summertime, brittany, in summertime, fucking it's like lamb and tuna fish.
Speaker 4:It really is hard to get her. Get it, yeah, from.
Speaker 2:Big Daddy. Okay, as long as you got it, yeah, I did they go together like lamb and tuna fish?
Speaker 4:Yeah, he says it's spaghetti, and me boy, that's what you mean. Anyway.
Speaker 2:I know that.
Speaker 4:Anywho, god, you know as we're wrapping up as we're wrapping up. No, no, oh.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, just because you said, just because we're wrapping up, you gotta remember how we used to do. I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead. I just how we used to do I'm sorry, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 4:I just wanted to give you a taste of your own medicine. Go ahead. What I'm just trying to wrap up. As we're wrapping up, you know we gotta repeat nasty nose offenders. So I don't really do nasty notice anymore, but I will give, like, certain updates to repeat nasty nose offenders. So last week we talked about diddy and the Cassie situation. This motherfucker had the video, had the caucasity, not just that caucasity. I'm just a step higher to fucking have this disingenuous bullshit apology video which I'm like who the fuck told you to do this? Td Jakes, like who who said this was a good idea? But, uh, producer, wait, could you play the clip? Did you watch this eve? Of course, um, shout out to the shade room for the report, but sam, you gotta guess your research from other than the shade room.
Speaker 4:Oh, no, I don't always do shade rooms, I'm just saying it's mostly spiritual you're better than the shade room okay, it says update. Diddy speak out following the release of the video that shows him abusing Cassie.
Speaker 3:Difficult to reflect on the darkest times in your life. Sometimes you got to do that. I was up, I mean, I hit rock bottom. I make no excuses. My behavior on that video is inexcusable. I take full responsibility for my actions in that video. I'm disgusted. I was disgusted then when I did it. I'm disgusted now. I went and I sought out professional help. I had to go into therapy. I had to go into rehab. I had to ask God for his mercy and grace.
Speaker 2:I'll say, I didn't make it this far.
Speaker 3:I'm so sorry, but I'm committed to be a better man Each and every day.
Speaker 4:Give me another one.
Speaker 3:I'm not asking for forgiveness.
Speaker 2:Sounds like you are. I'm truly sorry.
Speaker 4:This nigga. Look like he put. He was like Please, like these tears come out. I need to really look like I'm upset. Oh my god Damn. He looked like he put he was like please, like these tears come out. I need to really look like I'm upset. Oh my God Damn. He looked like he was working really hard to try to get some fucking tears. This is such bullshit. You're only sorry because you got caught.
Speaker 4:When Cassie first initially put the lawsuit out, you said you did nothing to that girl, absolutely nothing. And look what happened. She wasn't even fighting back, like last week. I was talking about me and my, my ex and he. I've never been in an abusive relationship before. I've never been in a relationship where I had to like throw hands, but with him it was like that. But I'm a little bit more of a fighter. Nothing what cassie did was wrong, but I was. I'm more of a fighter where, if I was on the ground like that, like I said, my ex would do that be a fucking coward and kick me while I'm down, getting up, I'm gonna swing on you with something. She wasn't even fighting back. That's just years and years of fucking programming. No, you know, a fear I mean how the fuck I.
Speaker 2:I was talking to um uh mike, and he had actually reminded me there was a thing about uh uh diddy going upside kim's head. Little kim, yeah, in front of cassie. Apparently that was a thing. I think it was little kim no little kim used to get.
Speaker 4:Actually she used to get abused by biggie smalls it was either, I think it was kim that was his one of his baby mothers that mysteriously a couple years ago died from a heart attack.
Speaker 2:So you know he used to whatever go upside her head and then, you know, cassie would be there witnessing that. I believe it. So he yeah I mean look, the fact that he's like you know I had to go to therapy I mean say like I was really fucked. I don't like doing this like where it's like you were.
Speaker 4:So basically what he's saying oh, oh, that night I was so lit. Oh my god, I was probably so drunk, I was so fucked up, I was rock bottom, was really on drugs like how many like shut? My thing is like all right.
Speaker 2:So let's just say, even if that was the case, but how many times can it be used as an excuse? Right, you understand, like you fucked up every day because that was comfortable.
Speaker 4:That shit that happened is something that you don't just go ha, yeah, this is the first time you don't just throw a fucking vase at somebody and kick them while they're down, not at a fucking hotel, yeah okay, which by the way, paid tried to pay, you did pay them off, and then it came out years later yeah, well now, now it only came out simply because he can't be charged for it. So so now they can make more money off of it yeah, that's just great like what about your, the, the hotel people?
Speaker 4:it's like people are just so power. It could either be fear, money, but like the integrity, like damn, I couldn't not not say nothing and I again, people were getting on cash. Yeah, maybe she doesn't need money, I don't fucking know. But listen, years and years of grooming and and fear will stop a person from just going forward with anything 26 when that happened.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she was 26. She's like 34, she's 37, yeah, oh, so she's the same exact age as me yeah.
Speaker 4:So you know she probably wanted to put it all behind her. And then you don't like I talked about being traumatized by something like that. It's like it really is ugly head like she's. She could be having multiple panic attacks and paranoia and can't really open herself up to her man. Now I don't know I'm just going off what issues I had in when I was in a traumatic relationship like that. But you know, diddy, you ain't fucking sorry dog, you're just sorry you. You got caught and I don't know who advised you to do a fucking apology video in whatever fucking tropical country you were in. Like that was just a bad ass. I said was it TD Jakes? Was it you TD Jakes? Did you say you got to swallow your pride?
Speaker 2:And why is it coming after TD Jakes all of a sudden? What'd he do now?
Speaker 4:Yeah, he ain't to be trusted either.
Speaker 2:I look, I don't know.
Speaker 4:I don't trust none of those evangelists fucking televangelist none of he's not a televangelist.
Speaker 2:Well, kind of, he got a little segment I mean, I know he does it on tv, but that's a televangelist, ain't it. Yeah, I don't count that. I kind of tell a televangelist you're calling no, no, no because I don't consider like joyce myers or joel, I don't consider like.
Speaker 1:Joyce Myers or Joel Olsen? I don't consider them televangelists.
Speaker 2:I consider them mega church pastors.
Speaker 4:Well, that's what TVJ is.
Speaker 2:Televangelists is like, like the motherfuckers, like at the late, late, late, late, late night, was it?
Speaker 4:1980? What was?
Speaker 2:it called Back in the days, or whatever, 1700. Oh, the 700 club, yeah, that one no that is. That's televangelist, right, it's like, yeah, but they're like tell it.
Speaker 4:They're like what every televangelist wants to be. So they're a step see. I can't even keep up. They're a step higher than televangelist.
Speaker 2:I think so because I personally think so. I could be dead wrong it's. It's been so long since I've even watched like anything td jakes, any of that shit related. I just know people have been coming at them but I haven't even looked into why um it's not my fight uh, yeah that's all I know. Fuck, fuck diddy. Honestly, I mean, I've been saying fuck diddy forever like I never liked him. I told this, I never really liked him either. Weird vibe from people, even like making a band.
Speaker 4:I couldn't stand him like. Like I felt like he's such a diva, like he always like I don't know how to explain it like I like the music, don't get me wrong, I like what he produced, the music and everything. But I always felt like he was such a show girl I don't know how to explain it like just the center of attention, show girl had to be in every scene, like I used to be like why is he here? Like if there was, like like passing Kavassi? Why? Why is he here? Why why is he passing the Kvasieh with fucking, fucking busted? Why?
Speaker 4:because get your ass up on the floor, dug your hands if you want some, maybe wiggle your crotch out. Is that bars?
Speaker 2:no, yo, I know we're wrapping up, sam, but yo, one of the like little young, the younger uh associates on my life, yeah, playing this, fuck sam. Wow, not only I don't understand how anybody can listen to something offbeat, oh I know and sound like a choking chicken who was it?
Speaker 4:do you know who the artist was?
Speaker 2:some fucking name, I don't know. I I know old man sounding right now, but proud of it I made her actually turn it off, because he started like it switched to the thuggish, ruggish bone fucking beat and I said they butchered it to fucking pieces. Oh no, I said turn that fucking song off right now.
Speaker 4:The disrespect stops now I said that is a classic classic I said don't you fucking that you can't that you butcher you. You dead wrong that's fucking.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:These little kids don't know shit, so you're supposed to kill that fucking beat it's the d, the I, the d, the d the I, the the I, the D is Diddy, but it's Diddy Did Like.
Speaker 2:I spelled Diddy, did I am so. I'm so sorry everybody. Oh my God, this is like the worst being around the world.
Speaker 4:And now, yeah, yeah, Hold on. I can't front. I like that song. I can't front either.
Speaker 2:And that one would be don't foot. Uh, we're close to the edge.
Speaker 4:We're trying remember in the video where you roll these in the sky wave side to side to keep your hands high. That's like the and you remember dawson jen on the cover of fortune, like you're a clown, that's what I mean. You had the shiny suits. You had a shiny suit. You're a fucking clown. And you was always calling them bitches, fat and fucking and making a band, and nobody was ever fat.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4:Yeah, none of them were fat ever not even like me kind of fat. They were all like a good size six. If they were fat, they were like a size six. Anyway, if you like this episode, make sure you like this episode, make sure you subscribe, make sure you share, make sure you comment down below. I promise me everything.
Speaker 2:Minority nothing to do with me being I.
Speaker 4:Oh my god but everything is minority plus one podcast. You can still stream, but everything will still be minority plus one podcast oh my god, I'm sorry guys.
Speaker 2:Whoo, all right, I had to thug this one out and you don't even have windows open or nothing. You don't feel the air? No, no, no, I'm not saying it like it's high in here. I'm like I don't know why. Am I fucking you? Sure you're not developing algae to? Cats or something no, no, no, no, no, no. I trust me. I know it's from the pond, I know it. Uh, all right, guys, we hope you enjoyed this episode. Uh, yeah, I'll be back to my normal and then this fucking nigga go.
Speaker 4:He gonna go puff, then puff daddy. Then sean combs the puffy daddy didn't go by. Brother love too brother love fucking diddy puff p diddy like puppy, like fuck you man, you, you gotta like hold on.
Speaker 2:You know what, when I was talking to mike and I said I finally realized why I never trusted diddy and it's like, if you just like look around him, like the people that he came up with in the 90s no longer really around him that's true like he never keeps the same circle for very long.
Speaker 4:None of them are really they. They had success but no one's ever popped off none of them have the success that they deserve with like 112 should be huge, like he's never made a 50 cent right, little kim is a legend. These people are legends, but they should have had way more success and fortune than they did we all know, I guess you could say, but we all know that he only had the two albums.
Speaker 2:That doesn't count but he was a he's also was a legend, and he was the reason why they got lit but, what I'm saying is it's like we all know him to be a scammer too, so it's like well, look, I knew he was full of shit when he was talking about oh, make sure you get out there and vote. I was like mother fuck you.
Speaker 2:I was like I know for a fact you don't give a fuck about no vote no I just I don't know like you, I just know when people are, I just know when certain people are full of shit and just I don't know you could. He's so full of shit. His eyes are brown.
Speaker 4:But in wrapping up.
Speaker 2:I'm your host, Steven. I'm Sam Crystal and, as always, please stereotype responsibly and we'll be back next week with another motherfucking episode and, hopefully, no allergies. Peace, peace. Thank you for tuning in to this week's episode of the Minority Plus One Podcast. If you rock with us, make sure you hit that like, hit that subscribe and, as always, make sure you stereotype responsibly.