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Dollywood
Prepare for some laughs and heated debates as we navigate through double standards, music preferences, and legendary pop culture icons. Brittany's undying love for Jason Derulo, despite the struggle to recall his songs, sparks a light-hearted conversation that brings us to reminisce about the unforgettable Dolly Parton. Her influence, style, and timeless classics are celebrated in this nostalgic segment. But the fun doesn’t stop there; we also recount our exhilarating experiences on roller coasters and the unique twist of playing Ratchet Bingo—a music-themed bingo game that kept the adrenaline pumping just as much as the rides.
Ever missed a flight and faced the chaos of airport security? You'll relate to our candid recount of airport mishaps and the subsequent struggle with rebooking. From dealing with rude airline staff to TSA's baffling protocols, we share our frustrations and tips for a smoother travel experience. Wrapping up with a humorous look at fears—whether it's flying insects or sharks—we provide some lighthearted advice on handling outdoor activities and potential shark encounters. And for a dash of nostalgia, we end with a fun chat about LL Cool J’s iconic song from "Deep Blue Sea" and his evolving looks over the years. Join us as we navigate life's ups and downs with humor, honesty, and a touch of nostalgia.
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Speaker 4:I know I was right, but then they was like you sounded like a game show.
Speaker 2:This is the minority.
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Speaker 2:What's going on, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's the King of the Heffries, it's Oreo. We are back once again podcasting to you and she's fucking finally back. We got the fucking ladies. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah we got the fucking ladies yes.
Speaker 4:Darling, tell them who are you. It's Sam Crystal. It's.
Speaker 2:Bernie, and I'm your host, steven. This is the Minority Plus.
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Speaker 2:Podcast Shit Disclaimer.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:You have like two I had three you know, smoking sees the light, not anymore this is a strong one too so you be smoking a whole L to yourself sometimes two a day what don't you smoke like two?
Speaker 3:a day. Three a day, cause I smoke alone, so typically I'll roll it. You don't? You smoke like two a day. Three, no, oh, I really don't, um, because I smoke alone, so typically I'll roll up in the morning. I smoke like half of it on the way to work and then I smoke like a little bit on break and then, um, I get off, I'll roll up again and you know depending. No, no, no, I'll finish that.
Speaker 4:I two, you said three, oh sorry so two and a half or one and a half but some days I might smash, so you never know.
Speaker 3:It depends on what's going on?
Speaker 2:I get those, uh, the cones, the gram ones, and I so I've, yeah, I've gone through like two a day that's.
Speaker 3:That's surprising for me. Yeah, actually I thought she was the light we were smoking, because I thought, especially, especially when you smoke with britney, you only smoke like he only takes like two hits and I'm at my house, yeah, where it's comfortable right, comfortable, and I don't have to drive and do none of that shit and I don't have nothing to do, that day, it's my day, or if it's a day off and I have nothing to do, you're getting fucked up.
Speaker 2:I can easily do that. So I have to actually like, really, and that's I can't function.
Speaker 4:I have to talk. I cannot function. I can't function any kind of way you haven't tried.
Speaker 2:I can clean and I've got while high, but that's about it, the thing is.
Speaker 4:I don't mind any of my friends doing it. I could be around it. I don't mind that y'all do it.
Speaker 3:I just it's not for me my new favorite thing is I've been um working up. I signed up and joined metabolic, so metabolic is like a strength training workout, about 45 minutes, so I've been going every week. So when I first started I was like what can I take to help me motivate, like myself or want to go, cause some people just want to go and get out of work and be like I'm going to the gym Me no, I was like what the? Fuck.
Speaker 4:I wish I enjoyed gym.
Speaker 3:I was doing that shit all fucking day. So I started popping these love pills from 1906. Yeah, they're love pills, they're actually meant for arousal. So when I told the guys because the guys they all work out at the same place they were like yo, you love it right? I was like no, not really, I'm not there yet, but I pop a love pill and it helps me, which is meant for arousal. But I, when I had a training on it, the lady was like pop it before a workout. And at first I was like girl, what?
Speaker 4:And she's like no, like you know what.
Speaker 3:I'm saying but she's like no, you're going to like love. She's like you're just going to love to do it. You're going to want to like work out and be whatever. So pop one first time, first class.
Speaker 3:I'm like getting in my workout and then, all of a sudden, I'm sweating a little bit more, but at the same time I'm like I'm really fucking pumping shit out. You know what I'm saying and I want to say, not the first day, but the third day, I popped a love pill. I was crying like mid-workout, really, I was crying mid-workout, really.
Speaker 4:I was crying mid-workout because I was like I shouldn't be taking this Look at you Like how far you've come, like you're doing it.
Speaker 3:I'm fucking killing it Yo metabolic is no fucking joke. But I was like you are fucking killing this shit, bitch, and I was like tears in my eyes, so do you enjoy it now. I love it now. They've always had the hip hop and rap going and that should be pumping you up even more and then I feel like the pill just really intensified it and gave me like a desire to want to be there.
Speaker 4:So, um, thc works great. Use it in the right ways. Maybe I'll try that, because I've been just doing my own 30 minute workouts and I'm you might like that because it's only two and a half, really very light because two milligrams I don't take it, I don't feel high I don't want to feel high I don't want to be.
Speaker 3:I hate getting high and working out. I don't, I don't like that it works.
Speaker 4:I don't like that they get stoned and go work out.
Speaker 3:They can do it, love that sativa shit and be like I'm gonna go gym clean my house. That's not me. I get like lightheaded. I get like heart racy.
Speaker 4:I don't want to feel like that.
Speaker 3:I don't want I don't want that, but the love it's so light I don't feel high, I feel good, I can't explain it, just feel good mood, like a great mood, good mood and you know I want to do stuff yeah, I want to be motivated to work out like I took a week off pretty much because I was on vacation.
Speaker 4:Shout out to tiffany I was in north carolina for like a week. How was that?
Speaker 2:it was great, so uh not the fucking traveling there.
Speaker 4:You know what american airlines. Count your fucking days. You, pieces of shit. Count your fucking days because I haven't looked.
Speaker 3:I'm in like a moment. Yeah, I want to bet it was something minor.
Speaker 2:No, it was no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the way there.
Speaker 4:I was both my flights because I had a connecting flight, because albany god forbid, the ever albany airport ever has a direct flight, a connecting flight to charlotte. So first from albany to charlotte to asheville, because she lives in asheville. The first connecting flight was an hour and a half late because they put too much fuel on it. That's what the guy, that's what the uh the pilot said. He's like wait, did you leave from albany?
Speaker 3:yeah, because that sounds like some shit, he said we, uh, we've actually got.
Speaker 4:We took the wrong plane, so first I was like what the wrong plane?
Speaker 3:and he was like this plane was actually supposed to go to las vegas, so we
Speaker 4:have a little too much fuel in it and I'm like fuck. And you know, just, and you know, y'all know I hate to fly. I was like empty that shit out. I know right, why is it taking an hour and a half to empty this shit?
Speaker 2:out.
Speaker 4:Drift your ass out and let's go Right.
Speaker 2:Ain't it like a little gas joint? No way, all right, I got to just be honest this is why I don't feel bad for people when shit just be happening sometimes, because we as people are just so fucking like and say I'm going to say ungrateful, but I'm not calling you ungrateful, I'm calling this, so you want to say that we have in the morning you want to.
Speaker 4:That's what they did to me.
Speaker 3:You want to be sitting there. You know what I want? Hold on. They said it was a battery. You want to be sitting there, you know what?
Speaker 4:I want Hold on.
Speaker 3:They said it was a battery. The battery was dead, yeah.
Speaker 4:I want to see the battery Get the fuck off. Hold on. So this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:All I care about is that some bitch get into where it's going.
Speaker 1:Okay, so let me finish, let me finish.
Speaker 3:How lonely it takes You're supposed to be there a certain time. Yeah, the best, the best, the only thing I ain't gonna front. The best thing about my american airlines is those biscoff biscuit cracker cookies. I said, give me another one.
Speaker 4:I'm always sleep, no, so it's only sleep. So from albany to charlotte is about four hours, and then from charlotte to ashville it's about 20 minutes. Right, I get to, so I'm already an hour late. I get to my, I get to Charlotte to get my connecting flight. That shit is an hour late. So the hour and 20 minutes I should have been it's only 20 minutes to fly from Charlotte to Asheville and it was an hour and 20 minutes.
Speaker 4:But did you get there and I got there safe, but while I was there first, um, so my girl tiffany, she loves to grow, what up tiff, what up tiff. She's been on the pad. I'm gonna have her back on. But, um, you know, the first day there we just it was just me, her, her kids and we was just grilling. The weather out there was beautiful and she's got this big house. She got this five bedroom house. So I'm so proud of her because I get to see her house like she's from.
Speaker 4:You know, my friend tiffany, she's from Schenectady and she does it all on her own. She's a single mom of three and she took a chance to move down to Charlotte because she works. She used to work at the casino out in Schenectady, transferred to the casino out in Cherokee, north Carolina, took a big chance and look at her now. She had a five bedroom house Like she's still working at the casino making money. Yeah, um, there's a lot of indigenous people out there, a lot of native american people, a lot. Um. So then we go to dollywood. You guys ever heard of dollywood? Yep, in tennessee, yeah, so tennessee wasn't too far, it was like an hour, like hour and 45 minutes, almost two hours away from asheville, we go to tennessee, we go to dollywood. Let me tell you, yo dolly Parton is a bad bitch. She really is a bad bitch. You don't see it, girl yeah.
Speaker 2:I just know, she got big titties no just listen, just think about it. What did she do to get famous? She's a singer what song did she sing? Okay, well, what song I will?
Speaker 4:always love you. She was Whitney Houston. That's the cover. I will always love you. She was um winnie, who's not the cover yeah, I will always love you. It's a dolly parton song and it's um jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene, or um working nine, two, five. Oh, that's her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my mother loved okay, you need to get out.
Speaker 4:Get out my mother loved fucking dolly parton. Let me tell you.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, but why I call her a bad bitch? First, baby making music hold on.
Speaker 3:First of all, what makes her a bad bitch? First of all, she has a fucking amusement park.
Speaker 2:Let's talk about that so that makes michael jackson a bad bitch too.
Speaker 3:No he is a bad bitch.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's kind of fire no, you crazy, I said, is neverland a amusement park? Because no well, if it was, it basically is mjb but either way, it basically is.
Speaker 3:It basically is yeah, it's okay, right it is.
Speaker 2:So he's a bad bitch too but I heard they got really good roller coasters at dahlia yes, okay, well, I'll get there, but I did yeah oh god.
Speaker 1:And now they really do. They really do, and I got on them. Can you believe?
Speaker 4:that. Can y'all believe that I got on these shits. So listen, so I get there.
Speaker 3:You know, tiffany kind of forced me. Maybe I gotta force me like she did.
Speaker 4:She said get your ass.
Speaker 3:I feel like I was one of her kids, but now she want to be fucking.
Speaker 2:I don't do water yo fucking temple strander ass there like I've been. I got the keys. I don't do water, shit crazy. Yeah, I know I don't do water I don't do water.
Speaker 4:We're Crazy. Yeah, I know I don't do water. I don't do water.
Speaker 2:Y'all don't want to do water. When we were in Jamaica, we did get her to go down the fucking water slide and I fucking have a scar to this day. You do not have a scar. Are you crying about that water?
Speaker 4:slide Because of that shit, please. I know I can't remember what side it was that, guys, I'm talking about Jamaica, we're talking about she's like ah, I'm like stand up stand up. It was the lifeguard, jamaican lifeguard. He's like stand up, stand up.
Speaker 2:I'm on the fucking ground, crying, laughing that was our that was our Jamaican trip.
Speaker 4:I went down the water slide, if every, and if y'all are avid listeners, y'all know I don't do water, y'all know I can't swim.
Speaker 2:I went down the slide.
Speaker 4:I went down. I went down the slide, I fucking scraped my elbow. You barely had any water, as it is like.
Speaker 3:I was like what hold on. I will say, sam, I'll come to your defense.
Speaker 4:I did stuff. I went to the Blue Lagoon. The only thing you didn't do was the water.
Speaker 3:You went out in that water. Did she get out of the boat in the blue water.
Speaker 1:Yes, she did, yes, she did she did the fuck?
Speaker 3:You were there. I was still scared.
Speaker 4:No, I was there with that light vest and you know the light vest was like this.
Speaker 1:I was like laying back literally relaxing watching the fucking stars and she's like I was hanging on to the boat.
Speaker 4:They're like, you don't have to hang on and I'm like I'm okay, I got it. Yeah, no, I do shit with Chastel. Shut the fuck up she did, she did.
Speaker 3:That's such bullshit, but fuck you actually, Because I do be doing shit nigga.
Speaker 4:No, you don't do it shit nigga. No, she don't. Alright, give me a time. You would never. No, give me a time.
Speaker 2:Okay, we are not going tit for tat.
Speaker 4:No, no, because Brittany, I can't think of one right now. I have to, you know, I have to call Brittany out, but the whole Jason, but I just know it's a double standard.
Speaker 3:That's all I know. It's a double standard. No cause there's times where Brittany just is BSing because you are.
Speaker 4:So what haven't?
Speaker 3:I done that. You asked no, I'm not. No, I'm not letting this go. What'd you do? Just like I didn't let the Jason Derulo thing down. What'd you do over there? I ain't.
Speaker 4:Jason Derulo's Never been a fan. What's a Jason?
Speaker 3:Derulo song. I said I liked.
Speaker 4:Jason Derulo.
Speaker 2:No, you said you loved Jason Derulo. I said I loved.
Speaker 4:Jason.
Speaker 3:Derulo. No, you don't. We know that I like most of his songs.
Speaker 4:I, like you, couldn't gotta fucking know everything I gotta know. I'll name another side.
Speaker 3:You said jason's ruler just say no, I need you to be real sometimes because I do like jason I wish you would just say I like him because he's fine as fuck.
Speaker 4:He's fine as fuck, but he makes good music, does he not?
Speaker 3:can I get another song? Most I don't know. Tell me another song. I'll probably be like oh shit, yeah, that's jason. You know my memory is shitty, so I don't know why. Tell me another song. I'll probably be like oh shit, yeah, that's Jason. You know my memory is shitty, so I don't know why you're trying to put me on like a quiz. You know I smoked too much to think of like things like that. So anyway, real fast.
Speaker 4:That's not fair. Um so uh, before I got in there, uh, we went on all right before I'll get to the roller coasters, but first, and her costumes and her jewelry, and it dawned on me that Did she die? Huh, did she? What? Is she dead? No, jesus, mary Joseph.
Speaker 3:No nigga.
Speaker 2:She would have been in tears already.
Speaker 4:I'm supposed to know she's alive and kicking?
Speaker 1:I'm not fucking Dolly Parton.
Speaker 4:Tennessee is her hometown right Tennessee is her hometown. I don't know, I'm supposed to know.
Speaker 2:If Dolly Parton died, you'd know.
Speaker 4:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:You'd know.
Speaker 4:The whole Tennessee is Dolly Parton, Like that's her town.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you would know.
Speaker 3:Steven, okay, A lady just offered me Tina Turner tickets on August and I was like oh, Tina Turner's coming. She's like you, stupid bitch.
Speaker 4:It's a tribute band.
Speaker 3:She's like yeah, I'm visiting yeah, I'm pretty sure it said tribute on it yeah, it did, dad she's. I was like, oh damn, anyway, yeah, she's a national treasure too.
Speaker 4:Come on you guys all right, so dolly dolly's, that bitch that's not fair so just just to see, like where she come from. Do y'all remember she had like a, not like a reader, she almost had like a reading rainbow kind of thing? Remember with her with the books and stuff as kids? Y'all remember that? See, I ain't no.
Speaker 2:I watched reading rainbow like a real one yeah.
Speaker 4:That was. I love me some of our Burton. That's my nigga. That's my nigga, jordi LaForge. I'm well versed, but my mom was a Dolly Parton fan as well, so it was so yeah, she's just fly as fuck like the Costumes and she's very tiny Like is she really?
Speaker 1:yeah, the mannequins are Short though everything, all.
Speaker 4:Titties she's all titties. That's what I'm saying, like I just know because she has really big titties.
Speaker 3:She's legendary. She got legendary titties.
Speaker 2:Wait, you didn't think of something.
Speaker 1:I can't think of what she looks like.
Speaker 4:Honestly, blonde, I'm thinking blonde girl hat maybe yeah, okay, all right, I'm thinking of the right lady. Okay, she's, she's. If you don't know her for anything, you know her for having legendary titties yeah, because they're huge.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, yeah and she's, she's old, though, yeah she's gotta be in her 80s, damn. Wait she's really not old now. And I'm supposed to know she's still alive. I'm just saying For real, this lady 87 years old, but she's 11? I don't know this lady.
Speaker 2:But, you know her name.
Speaker 4:But you know her name. Producer. Bae could you look up, um, yes, the imaginary, like that's what I'm saying. She's been looking out for niggas for years.
Speaker 3:That's why I'm fucking dolly.
Speaker 4:That's crazy no no um babe could you look up.
Speaker 1:Now that I see her face, I feel it.
Speaker 2:I've been there. You see how beautiful she was okay dolly part. You know all these boobs. You think she was not. She got it done yeah, she got it done a couple times.
Speaker 1:But yo, okay, dolly part, you know obviously boobs, you think she was not, she got it done look how beautiful she is, oh, like pam anderson.
Speaker 3:She is pretty well, she's more, she was pretty okay.
Speaker 4:So, for example, one of her, taglines is one of her legendary taglines is it costs a lot of money to look this cheap because she used to get killed for her. Look back in the day because she wears the. She wears the wigs and the sequins and the tight clothes and the long nails. She used to get killed for her.
Speaker 2:Look back I did not know. She's saying nine to five huge there yeah, she had real, I think at one point her.
Speaker 4:But you know, of course she probably got him done right, but dolly used to get killed. So she always has these like really cool little clever tag. I don't know, I was a fan, my mom was a fan, so that's why. So it was like so you grew up yeah, it was like a full circle kind of thing to go there. But hold that thought cuz we gotta take a break and we're back.
Speaker 4:But back to dolly. Like I don't know, I grew up my mother really loved dolly and, funny enough, tiffany's mom really loved dolly part too. So she knew a lot about dolly like god did. So it was like like a full circle moment, like I was saying like um, so, like I said, you know, you get to see, you know a few of her performances and what are you trying to make her jealous, nigga the fuck brittany has other friends too.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to get my alia on right now oh my god, what alia rock the boat rock oh god, I didn't even catch I'm sorry is it my fault?
Speaker 1:I'm moving at top speed right now Again disclaimer.
Speaker 4:So all right y'all. When I was younger, I used to love roller coasters. Like any time I've been to Great Escape, I've only really been to Great Escape and Six Flags I Could Want with my family and I always wanted to get on every single roller coaster when I was a kid. But as I got older, I don't know, I'm scared of them. Now, weirdly enough, I don't know about you guys if you guys are like roller coaster heads you know, for a fact I am you are
Speaker 1:but like, how did?
Speaker 3:you really still to this day, I feel I don't know about lately, okay, um, because I feel like they've been giving me a headache after I get off, so that's irritating. But I do love to be on a roller coaster. I grew up loving roller coasters.
Speaker 4:Me too.
Speaker 2:I traveled to other countries to go to roller coasters.
Speaker 4:Listen, I'm proud of myself.
Speaker 3:I have to get on one today to see Girl To see, yeah, you should, and I don't think I want one. That's like, yes, they do all that, I'm good on that, like I don't want to get I just I can take height hands up.
Speaker 4:I don't care about all that I need to be. You know what. I can't do that the rollercoaster, the steaming demon. You can do the comment. I'm sorry I can't do the comment all day.
Speaker 1:I can't even go to Great Escape anymore.
Speaker 4:We're talking.
Speaker 3:Great Escape.
Speaker 2:I can't go there anymore. What's going on? It's pointless for me to go like nothing that will excite me.
Speaker 4:I'm just proud of myself. I kind of want to go.
Speaker 3:I heard the tickets were like 20 bucks and I kind of want to relive it yeah, because that was like every graduation trip as a kid. Yeah, I can't remember that night. Let me tell you this year.
Speaker 4:I promise you I'm going to go to Fright night. I've always wanted to go to fright night and I've never gone. And it's in october, so but anyway, um. So I'm proud of myself. I got on like every roller coaster y'all, but I was, let me tell you, dolly should make sure nobody die on these shits, because as you're like waiting in the line, it's like if you have any heart issues knowing that this roller coaster is going to go 75 miles per minute and, uh, there's going to make sure, and if you don't have a lot of straight, no it gives a disclaimer as you're going up the stairs.
Speaker 4:No shit, I never, but I haven't. I haven't been on a roll. Are you listening or are you just high? I haven't been on a fucking roller coaster I haven't been on a roller coaster in mad years so I didn't know that. They give you the disclaimers as you're waiting for them to go on, so it makes me more nervous because they're like make sure you have a strong neck and head and because if you don't get hesitant yes, they did strong neck and head you. Why would I?
Speaker 1:make that up no, they really don't tell you, they do tell you. Yes, yes, no, it said make it.
Speaker 3:It's like, do you?
Speaker 4:have a strong core and neck yeah, and it was making me nervous as fuck. I was like, do I? I?
Speaker 3:was like do I have a strong they over here, beasting now with the roller coaster?
Speaker 4:alright and they hear no speed. You didn't fucking know that that's a daily thing I'm gonna be surprised considering these fucking roller coasters what do you need a strong core for?
Speaker 2:because that shit pulls g-forces. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3:I don't need to hold myself like you think of your core, like why am I look it's not a full-blown workout, but when you get, why would I need that? Yeah, why do you think you?
Speaker 2:feel tired after you do a bunch of roller coasters and all that other shit.
Speaker 3:I mean your stomach drops and everything else, because it puts a lot of pressure on your body, so you have to still be in somewhat of shape.
Speaker 2:So yeah, if you have a heart condition and you put on roller coasters, it's probably not the smartest thing, I know that part.
Speaker 4:I didn't probably see that problems are always number one on their little board when you walk up and you see, like we goes without saying, because your heart's racing, it's really scary.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it was the core, the neck, the neck, the neck thing.
Speaker 2:I can't kick me out or I'd be like no, because it happened to me when I was a kid. That's why I learned to keep my fucking head back. Yeah, because you know how most people go like this. I went like this because we were.
Speaker 4:That's really bad, it was at night and we were going through mist no, they were all different, but the one, um, one of them was called the light nipple. That one really hurt my neck and I was trying to keep my neck strong for it, but that thing, that shit hurt. But other than that I'm good. See what I mean. See, so I'm not tripping that, I have a little bit of a fear of roller coasters.
Speaker 3:I mean I might hit one, but not to be feeling like that, oh, jesus, all right, so, so I don't feel.
Speaker 4:This is why I mean I be feeling like I, like I seem like a little punk, that I'm like roller no, them shits is scary, but but I love them as a kid, which is so wild that I don't know as I got older, and anxiety and and worrying too much like I'm like this, I'm like this is distracting roller coasters, or was it anything else?
Speaker 4:it was was mostly roller coasters, you know, at Rise for Kids there was trains, all types of shops. There was like a little fair part. It was huge. My feet hurt. We had sneakers on and everything and my feet were killing it.
Speaker 2:See, y'all couldn't hang with me and Mike, then Y'all couldn't.
Speaker 4:But I'm thinking I don't know what I could have wore on my feet any comfortable sneakers than I had, because my feet were hurting like I couldn't wait to rip them shoes off my sneakers my feet were hurt and I was hot.
Speaker 2:Y'all will tap within. Y'all will tap by midday.
Speaker 4:You might be right, because after all the rollercoasters I was kind of ready. I was ready to go like I'm good, but I had, we had a lot of fun. That was day two. Um, day three was we went to. So she found, uh, this thing called ratchet bingo, which the idea I love. You guys ever played bingo before? No sam some sam, are you fucking serious, of course?
Speaker 2:I don't know. Of course, I'm the king of bingo are you really?
Speaker 4:how do you play?
Speaker 2:yes, what the fuck?
Speaker 4:there's all kind of rules so give me one, it's either you can um.
Speaker 2:You can do fucking, you can do diagonal, you can do horizontal. You can fucking do. I don't know. Sometimes they do like fucking patterns and shit. I don't fucking Sam, it's been a minute, but yeah, of course I fucking played bingo. I racked it up in fucking middle school. I had a whole mini fridge to myself With all the candy I won and I actually won. When I actually went to bingo, I won money.
Speaker 4:Okay so this was, this was um in South Carolina, so can you?
Speaker 2:say sorry for me. This is a.
Speaker 4:Greenville, south Carolina, which is about like an hour 45 from um Asheville, which I like, where she's at Cause, it's like almost close to everything, like Charlotte is three hours away though, but playing is 20 minutes. You know what I mean. So it's like it's pretty cool and like that airport. The asheville airport is very cheap. Like a round trip ticket from albany to there was only 250, that was it. That's the cheap, that's the cheapest flights I've gotten since covid right, since covid. Covid was like 150 200. So I usually fly. When I go fly to see it's always like 250. So so we go to ratchet bingo, and it was really cool. Um, we got there fucking late, which sucks, but it's like you get the board instead of numbers or whatever. It's songs, it's artists, so when they play, the song.
Speaker 4:You put the chip there that's cool it was lit. It was. It was really, really, really fun. They had a soul train line like it was all fun. My friend tiff was lit. She was just sitting at everybody's table. I was like bitch, you don't know these people but everybody was really cool, and let me tell you how I love new york.
Speaker 2:Huh, the south ain't like new york, it is it is not okay.
Speaker 4:Let me tell you, people are so friendly and I can't get past it because I'm just like I I don't know how to and I'm nice. Y'all know I'm nice, I'm friendly, but it was just a little like they say, pardon me, I'm so sorry when they, like, bump you or they, like you know, cross you they fucking wave to you for no reason, yeah they say.
Speaker 4:They say, oh, pardon me, honey, I was like I thought manners were done anyway. So y'all, let me tell you how ratchet this shit get, because I love ratchet, but this was different level, ratchet, brittany, you would have loved it.
Speaker 2:They was playing mad gospel music and twerking yeah, it's working they were like a liar these cuts.
Speaker 4:I'm not even kidding these country folks these country folk.
Speaker 3:What does he scream at?
Speaker 2:oh god, during sex so you can scream his name, but you can't shake your ass to his music.
Speaker 4:I think it's more. I think I've never, heard anybody
Speaker 2:say oh.
Speaker 3:God maybe.
Speaker 4:Oh shit Like fuck, damn Fuck, not like oh.
Speaker 3:Jesus Christ, no way.
Speaker 1:I don't think that's right.
Speaker 3:And even I will say even so, we did that Rose garden event Anytime, or anytime we're at one of Craig's parties and they throw on Revolution.
Speaker 4:I'm not like twerking. No, she does what they call the church dance. Y'all do the. You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:The dancing. I forgot what it's called Spirit dancing, spirit praising. I know what she's talking about. What is it called? I forgot what it's called, but it was embarrassing, isn't it like spirit dancing? It's embarrassing now.
Speaker 4:Spirit praising Gospel dancing. It's like a way of dancing to the gospel music, like you did it with the fucking the Mary Mary song, when it was like no, it's the God in me.
Speaker 3:No, mary, mary and Chaco is different, because I grew up in church and dancing to that song. They had me dancing that song and retreats around fucking america now 10 times a month in church, like. But I'm saying you, you have, you know the dance, you did that dance, you did that dancing, that style dancing that's what they. Okay, that's what I'm talking about. I think it's called spirit dancing, but I don't want to be all shaking my ass.
Speaker 4:Well, they were shaking ass, they were shaking ass and titties and coochies to fucking Kirk Franklin and it's funny cause they, like I said, this is country like South Carolina, this country. They was like, yeah, we shake ass on saturdays, go to church on sundays I don't know, it's too much. Yeah, some of the music I was like. Me and her were so stumped because it was like country, like bootsy, like music. But I don't know no bootsy song besides and I know what that means. Or is that webby? I think it's both, it catches both I'm like shit, is that a webby song?
Speaker 2:and I think it's his, but booty boots the bad asses on. I mean, yeah, I'm pretty sure it's webby's though I think I know one booty lyric.
Speaker 4:He's like it's boozy, boo.
Speaker 3:I've been the truth.
Speaker 4:That's all I know that was like their jay-z down. Damn, give me the 2000s. No, no, that's what me and tiffany were saying we were like what the fuck like can we get?
Speaker 3:a little tooth out can we get like, but when?
Speaker 4:they got to the because it was it was trap music one card and then the other card was r&b. That was better. But that's when they had to. The cause it was it was trap music one card and then the other card was R&B, that was better. But, that's when they had played more of the gospel shit on there. Yeah, but they had, you know, Deborah Cox Usher.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know if anybody was really playing. Everybody was just getting lit, dancing, having fun.
Speaker 2:I don't know if anybody was like bingo. Like I don't think anybody so when they do it.
Speaker 3:They play the full song no, they're like a clip.
Speaker 4:And then you have to you know, figure out who it is.
Speaker 4:Everyone was dancing, yeah, at the same time so I think maybe two or three people said bingo. But I'm like what? You see, I'm over here tiffany's dancing, I'm you know, I'm having a good time. But I'm over here like really competitive, like fuck, they don't got no goddamn usher, they ain't call us, they ain't call fucking jake. Like I'm getting tight because my cards were my, both my cards was whack. Um no, yeah, it was at the marriott. Oh cool, yeah, so it was in. Uh, it was at the marriott, but one of those uh event like spaces, you know, and yeah, they had like a little bar there.
Speaker 4:It was nice, it was really fun that's what's up, yeah yeah and then yeah, mostly I tell you after all, because we was out every day you pitch, I was was tired To Craig because I feel like we were saying that we were like Yo, this would be lit in Albany like amazing, like ratchet bingo or R&B Bingo or something like that would be so fun. They could at least had a prize though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no prizes.
Speaker 4:I think that's why nobody was really playing.
Speaker 2:Not a Duncan gift card At the very least Can't get like a Bojangles gift card or something, because I'm pretty sure they got bojangles down there.
Speaker 3:A steak and shake that's dirty work, that's dirty bojangles.
Speaker 4:But yeah, it was, it was.
Speaker 2:It was a lot of fun I love, I love going down to north carolina and then most of the time we just kind of just chill.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah well, tiffany can cook, she's like so she was grilling right, yeah, she can cook. You see, yeah, she, yeah tiffany's probably, like out of all my friends, is the best cook and usually I'm the best cook out of like my group of friends I think she's better than me.
Speaker 4:Yeah, hell, yeah, like she was. Um, she loves to cook. I love to cook too. Um, she, I made rice right, and it's so funny, culturally, like, how people make rice Like. So, for example, she lets the water boil. Me, personally, being Puerto Rican you kind of you put the oil in the pot, you kind of fry the rice up with the oil and then you add the water. Yeah, I know, I'm just saying it's cultural, the fucking gum.
Speaker 4:Sorry, it's cultural difference, but she so when I made my rice like that, she was kind of like you know what I mean, but I don't know. And then, you know, once it was done, she's like damn, this rice is good. I said I told you, bitch, don't, don't, fucking doubt me, I'm not because I'm fucking race now. But no, no, tiffany can cook her. So we did go um to eat at some place called, like uh, joe's crab shack, and it wasn't that good. Oh, why joe's?
Speaker 3:they used to have joe's here, yeah really, oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 4:I thought that royal shack and it was. They closed it down because it was so shitty.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I heard them. I was thinking about what was the tennessee? We were in tennessee so I'm thinking it was gonna be better. Yeah, tennessee, like, yeah, like barbecue, like barbecue.
Speaker 4:Yeah, let me tell you in the south barbecuing like grilling a barbecue and it's fucking huge. Let me tell you, their condiment aisle is just one long aisle, just barbecue that's it like white.
Speaker 4:Let me tell you something white people y'all got that y'all could grill, y'all could barbecue, y'all could smoke some shit. White people, I give you that, white people love to smoke some shit, but we mostly just grilled. Um, it made me want to get a girl, but so, and then kind of, I kind of relaxed the last day because, girl, we were so tired, like just, we were out. Every day we try to go shopping and I didn't find nothing but, um, so my date, so my date. I was supposed to come back Sunday. My flight was at seven in the morning. I got there at like six because it's a really, really small airport and I've never, ever had a problem with this airport. I've literally been. My flight has almost left in 10 minutes and I've made it at this airport, not today, not that morning.
Speaker 4:That fucking line was out of the fucking airport. I'm serious. People were waiting outside and it was moving slow as fuck. Oh my god, I was so mad. So I get there, sam. Yeah, sorry, I know I'm chewing, I get there. Um, I almost made it to if tsa didn't check my bag and I had nothing on my carry on and it was like a new person. So the the senior guys watching over the new. I'm like, oh my fucking god, are you fucking serious? Just please, please, I gotta make this flight. I run and I missed my fucking flight for like five fucking minutes and the lady was so rude about it. I was like, because I'm over here, like you know, I ran, I'm hyper, I ran into the door, my nigga, like you know. Like why is no?
Speaker 3:why are they? Because when they shut it, they shut it.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, like I'm talking about the doors to get into the other gates, like I was running and I'm thinking this is a push, not a pull because it should be push, because pulling anyway. I fucking ran into that shit hard as hell. I opened the door and I missed my flight and the bitch was just like and I'm like, but hold that thought because we got to take a break.
Speaker 1:And we're back.
Speaker 2:So I'm like you know what sam did? I just sympathize with you.
Speaker 4:I have to sympathize you with this one and I'm like what do I need to do now? She's like I'm busy right now. I said you fucking wait, bitch, but I didn't do it. I, I wanted to. I wanted to. So bad because I didn't deserve that. I already missed the flight. You don't think I already feel fucking terrible, like I ran into the?
Speaker 3:door. I ran into the door. Yeah, she was judging me drunk yeah, yeah, she's fucking judging me because I bitch missed her flight.
Speaker 4:I ran into the door to get here bitch, have a little fucking sympathy. Fuck, I'm sweating y' sympathy fuck.
Speaker 3:No, I'm sweating, you don't hear me, I'm sweating. I might prevail like have some sympathy.
Speaker 4:Clearly, I try to make it anyway. So, um, fucking, they had no flights going out that day, none, because they said saturday. American airlines fucked up, some canceled mad flights. They weren't supposed to cancel and they had to reschedule for sunday. I hope I don't have. I need to look who I'm. Airlines fucked up, some canceled mad flights. They weren't supposed to cancel and they had to reschedule for Sunday?
Speaker 3:I hope I don't have. I need to look who I'm flying with next month. Make sure you look.
Speaker 4:Fucking American Airlines I have never had an issue with an airlines before and you know, I wish I would have known this. Did you guys know you could get a refund? Yeah, I didn't fucking know that. Yeah. And obviously she's not gonna tell me, because then that just takes away money from american airs, but it's like damn girl.
Speaker 3:You'll see me panicking like I'm fucked up, like so what did they do? They?
Speaker 4:just hooked you up with another flight. Yeah, for the following day, which was monday, right? Yeah, and I almost missed that one.
Speaker 2:That was bad so now that's so? No, this sounds like this is sam's fault yeah, maybe the second time, because I was like, oh, maybe I just need to be an hour and a half earlier
Speaker 3:and it was still like a long ass I made it though, but, however, hold on, it gets better.
Speaker 2:Can I finish? Can?
Speaker 3:I finish. This don't happen with me I can't believe it.
Speaker 1:Can I finish, can I finish?
Speaker 3:yeah, but that's like new york city.
Speaker 4:You have to, but real fast, okay, yes, you can shame me even better. You know it gets better. Fucking I I get there on time. Ish, they check my back again. And the that stupid bitch took mad shit. I was so fucking mad. She took mad shit. She took this um hair like uh re-curling spray. She took uh, my friend tiffany, she makes products. She took this um hair like uh re-curling spray. She took uh, my friend tiffany, she makes products. She took this um this shade butter. You put it in your checking. That's what I only had.
Speaker 3:Yeah, my carry on, though but the thing is, I thought it was liquid. I thought it was liquid, I thought because I had a it was like a body butter this big. She won't let me get it.
Speaker 4:Definitely not the body butter really for real, that stuff has to go underneath. Yeah, what difference does it make if it's a fucking bomb, it's gonna blow up in here underneath what difference? Does it make girl.
Speaker 3:They made me throw. I had to literally put my what was I bringing back home from new orleans. I had a gumbo. I literally had to put sergio's gumbo into my suitcase. I couldn't have it on my carry-on meanwhile I had fucking pre-rolls in my carry on. That could go on. Yeah, I brought back gumbo, yeah.
Speaker 4:I brought. Last time I went to visit Tiffany, I brought back gumbo. So that's funny, that's the thing, so this airport must be getting, so I guess this airport must be getting tighter because, like I said, I've always gone through their TSA like this and never taking anything from me. I have gotten gumbo like Brittany had through TSA through my carry-on. Hand to God, crab legs showing all through the x-ray.
Speaker 1:I'm dead serious and they let me, they, let me, they, let me take that on the plane, but they won't. Let me take a body butter you can have your bottle of waters.
Speaker 3:You can have no fucking liquid yo. You better finish up your food. Your food go in the garbage. No, everything. That's why I didn't understand.
Speaker 4:I'm like I literally got gumbo in this bitch. You're gonna take away my little curling spray and my body butter and the bitch almost cursed her ass out because she, she like she fucked. Obviously you know they messed up your, your, your suitcase. She left out these two, three soaps that I had, all types of shit. She's like here you go. I'm like, can you put my shit?
Speaker 3:back in the suitcase. I've never had them open it and go through like that this bitch. She must have flat.
Speaker 4:They must have flagged your shit I don't know, maybe because I was there, maybe because I was there, the following, I don't know. I just she was a hater. You know what's funny? The couple next to me was like what's wrong with this bitch?
Speaker 3:They were saying the same shit, cause she was doing it to their stuff too.
Speaker 4:And he was probably and the guy had me dying. He was like she about to use that shit.
Speaker 3:Actually, that's probably why they did it, because you can't have certain things Only if they see something sus, they'll flag your shit.
Speaker 4:So I don't flag your shirt. So I don't know they she was being mad. Actually, this bitch must have wanted them, must have wanted a work. I never had any issues. Work metal no, you can't, I don't steve. I never, ever did either. You know what's crazy britney we were.
Speaker 3:We were shopping around. Put all the weed you want in your carry on.
Speaker 4:That's fine guys listen, thank god, I didn't do this. We were shopping around britney. We were shopping around. We went to ulta. I got some stuff. I was this no listen, just listen, just listen. I was this close this. You see that that was done too. To charge my credit card for clarence, double serum, oh you what the fuck is clarence.
Speaker 1:You already know what you already know that shit is a hundred fucking dollars what the?
Speaker 3:fuck are you guys talking about?
Speaker 4:it is a skin care.
Speaker 3:It's really great skin care. It's very expensive. What even possessed you? I don't see, I don't know, because you know what's funny, I've I had seen I had.
Speaker 4:It's a resurgence of it now, like people.
Speaker 3:It's a people are starting to use it again and remember before it was in two like containers.
Speaker 4:I used to sell it. I won a trophy for selling double serum. Like I used to work for clarence, I was a clarence counter manager.
Speaker 1:So I won a trophy for selling double serum like I used to work for clarence.
Speaker 3:I was a clarence counter manager so I won a trophy for because when I was working with clarence, their double serum just came out and I used to literally walk around the mall, the food court, everywhere and be like can I put this on your hand? It does literally the serum. You can press it in their hand. You see a difference between both hands immediately, immediately sold. So remember they have the serum separated at one point now it's all in one jar, it's all in one girl me.
Speaker 4:So me and tiff are skincare baddies just like you. You love skincare, just like I do. I'm a sucker. If you tell me it makes me look younger and healthier and plumper, I'm buying that shit, no matter how much it costs, listen to take care of your skin.
Speaker 3:The best skincare, some of the best skincare, but steve you gotta take care of your skin.
Speaker 4:This is the largest organ you're. You gotta take care of your skin, bro. You have to.
Speaker 2:It's important I didn't say, you didn't, I'm just saying I'm spending a grip I don't care I.
Speaker 4:So anyway, if you had bought that girl, that shit would have been in the, she would have cut that, she would have kept that, I would have paid her. No funny shit, I know no funny shit, I thought about it. I was like if I would have bought that serum, I would have been, she would have threw it out. I would have been so pissed I would have tried to pay her on the side like I will pay you 30, I will pay you 20 because you didn't have any.
Speaker 3:That's why you have an hour fucking.
Speaker 4:But I just had a carry. I wasn't a long. It wasn't a long vacation it's summer stuff so I was able to pack everything in the back and still have a lot of room. I could have bought sneaker, mad shit. I'm telling you, I know how to pack. Well, I need help. Yeah, I know how to pack um and I had everything fit girl, everything fit in my carry on.
Speaker 3:Did you buy the um those packing shoe cases?
Speaker 4:I don't think that really works I don't know, I just fold really well my co-workers suggested me to get those today, so you ever work in a clothes store before yeah, but I hate.
Speaker 3:First of all, I hate folding but yeah, no, I know you. Yeah, the roll is the better option for when you're packing, but I just is this a real conversation being had right now is?
Speaker 1:this a real fucking conversation, are you?
Speaker 2:fucking kidding.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, we are not about to have a.
Speaker 2:Martha Stewart fucking moment. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3:oh my god, if anyone has any packing tips. I literally felt my nuts shrivel. Please reach out. Well, hold on.
Speaker 4:You know how it's easier in the summer because your sandals they flat. Oh my god, you the summer because your sandals they flat. I might be okay, but I need my sneakers. No, I wore my sneakers to the airport water shoes, so you didn't have to pack them underneath.
Speaker 3:Exactly, yeah, okay, yeah, anybody. So I was good. So you know what's?
Speaker 4:crazy. The first time to me, real fast. The first time I missed my flight. I was, I was. They let all that shit that that bitch threw out. Let me in. That's how I knew she was a hater. That's how I knew this bitch was a hater. I was looking kind of cute and she was a hater, she's like yo. The fucking gay tsa bitch was was trying to talk to me.
Speaker 3:That's probably her little bitch and then I'm telling you it was a whole thing.
Speaker 4:I'm so serious because how did the first time I got through with all that shit? No problem, they didn't throw nothing out, damn. And then I get to this fucking Native American bitch and she throws everything out.
Speaker 3:Hating.
Speaker 4:Hating. Well, again, that was my trip. I had to miss work. I had to miss work Monday because I came back Monday and it was also an hour delay.
Speaker 2:Thanks American Airlines, and yeah, you know what you're about to get your license why don't you just fucking drive next time to north carolina, it's fucking like 10 hours.
Speaker 4:I would never. I'd rather fly easy all day, never and I am yeah, and I have yeah, I can't wait to be on the road, but now I don't think I would want to not to fucking north carolina.
Speaker 3:That's a long that's 10, 15.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's 12 hours. I think it's 10 hours because she lives in charlotte, she's in, she's further out three hours. I fucking know. I've gone to north carolina numerous times.
Speaker 4:I know how long it takes all right, lord north carolina, come on and raise up, take your shirt off I don't know how we have not even bought up.
Speaker 2:The fact that you've been gone for three weeks.
Speaker 3:That I know you. You missed me, though, steve. You already said.
Speaker 2:I did miss you a little bit, I missed you guys.
Speaker 3:I missed the pod. I missed this. Um, I've just been working on me, like you know.
Speaker 2:um like I've been begging on me, Like you know.
Speaker 4:Like I've been begging you to. Let's see I'm fucking. He's trying to take credit for everything.
Speaker 3:Everything, like literally every little thing, sam put that fucking gum I saw what you did.
Speaker 2:Don't even try it. We're about to end. We're about to end.
Speaker 1:It's too late now.
Speaker 2:Sam put the fucking comeback. It is not about no, we don't so put it back. Thank you, like I said before.
Speaker 3:Steve tried to get all deep phrasing. I don't know how we are not talking about these fucking spiders venomous spiders. Oh yeah, I want to bring this up through invading new york. We speak I'm leaving this hellhole. What the fuck is going on.
Speaker 4:If they weren't venomous I could. I'll be fine, because I don't mind spiders.
Speaker 3:It's the venomous spiders, greatly. I'm severely arachnophobic. I don't even care if they're ant size, I'm arachnophobic. Now niggas is flying in the air they fly.
Speaker 2:They're flying in the air over a hundred miles.
Speaker 3:No, they can fucking fly.
Speaker 4:The wind gusts them up and the wind flows them through the air carries, these niggas, the self that comes out their ass or whatever it comes out, and then it basically, basically carries them over a hundred miles. What are we going to do?
Speaker 3:That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Last year was murder, hornets Did anyone even see them I have, are they?
Speaker 3:big, are they?
Speaker 4:big Like this big.
Speaker 2:Are they big Sam? They're like four inches Bitch. They're fucking huge.
Speaker 3:Their body is. Where did they come from?
Speaker 4:I don't even know how the wind is even carrying these motherfuckers so fucking high and long because these niggas is huge. They don't weigh this they're not deadly right, they're not dense they're venomous, no, no they're not deadly right, they're venomous, yeah, but they're not venomous is all I need to know the niggas is venomous where you won't die. Did you not hear me? Can? Can we inform the listeners you won't die at least their body is this big.
Speaker 3:Are you hearing me?
Speaker 4:Yes, nigga so.
Speaker 3:New Jersey pest control put out a fucking warning to New York, and now they're fucking invading New York, yeah, so I'm like what are we going to do? Because I ain't coming.
Speaker 4:I ain't coming outside, you know what's this kid that I know spiders? This kid that I know he might have been bullshitting um, but he said he seen one in his elevator this morning.
Speaker 1:He's from albany yeah, he might have been bullshit. I'm dead serious, I'm not. If it was, he would have took a picture.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's what he said, because you can't miss you can't miss.
Speaker 2:You cannot miss this, that's how big them shit is.
Speaker 3:This nigga is. What are we gonna do? It's damn chihuahua. I don't know and I'm not gonna be here because my my co-worker said she ordered this hazmat suit because she was at the lake and there was a bunch of flies. I was like bitch, I'm gonna need one head to toe like.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna need like like so that's tough because it feels like we gotta stay away from the lakes and the and I love and the hiking trail I love all that and you know everybody at work, they hike, they're, they're about the boat life and they're like come on, we're going down to sagandaga and I'm like I'm sorry, but this sounds like, first of all, this sounds like privileged people shit.
Speaker 2:I don't know, honestly that's what I thought because when I was at work.
Speaker 3:I was like you know I haven't been privileged to have any boat friends or anybody that had money for a boat. That's true and literally everybody in there at my job. They're like, oh, we're going up to camp, like let's go to go right, come on the boat and go on the boat.
Speaker 4:This week I was like boat camp like that's a whole nother life for me. A couple of friends, because a couple years ago. Shout out to my friend whitney. Um, it was her birthday and these were her friends. But I came and lex and I went and we all put money towards a boat see, that's yeah, I did, I even drove that bitch
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah, you could drive I drove it too I would be down they were like you haven't been on salga
Speaker 4:naga there's parties over there. All the time I was like I've never been, but I will be down but this bitch told me she got attacked by flies. We went to um, we went to lake george, but I forgot where we were. We were somewhere up yeah, yeah, we went to lake george yeah, with the boats, yeah, yeah you just got to get a couple friends together. It's like 30 bucks a person with these fucking flying spiders.
Speaker 3:Now I gotta worry about flying well, they don't well.
Speaker 4:And the water? No, I don't want to worry about that.
Speaker 1:No, they are even worse.
Speaker 3:Lake spiders are bigger and worse and fly over the water. I don't Need that.
Speaker 2:I just don't need A minute, brittany. You just Got on me before we started this podcast About the vet. All right, you're all right, brittany, I'm calling bullshit on you. What You're afraid of this?
Speaker 3:and you're afraid of those little Lake spiders, but you're not afraid Of fucking sharks no.
Speaker 4:You're a fucking liar, oh this bitch gonna talk about you just before we started this podcast. I'm like, I'm like yo, I'm terrified of sharks, britney's, like you are all you gotta do is just go.
Speaker 3:I'm supposed to be scared because you're like this, I can see the pussy. And scared of sharks, I'm supposed to be scared of sharks. No shark, no, no Shark.
Speaker 2:No, all I said guys, here's your nose.
Speaker 1:Just so everybody knows.
Speaker 4:Here's your nose, let's do it. He said here's your nose, I got your nose.
Speaker 3:Are you?
Speaker 2:fucking kidding me.
Speaker 3:All you have to do, guys, if you ever encounter a shark, just very slowly, calmly. You don't fraternize, nothing like that. And if they're approaching you aggressively, you stick your hand out. You stick your hand out and you redirect.
Speaker 2:Okay, Brittany. Brittany is part right.
Speaker 4:Okay, no, brittany is legit. Part right, brittany, have you watched TBC have?
Speaker 3:you watched TBC. Tim Tim Tim, let me have this one. Tim, let me have this. You guys, I've seen tons of people.
Speaker 2:Before we even go to break. Hold on. Hold on, because I literally watch hours of've seen tons of people. Before we even go to break. Hold on, hold on, because I literally watch hours of marathons of shark people getting by shark week. Well, you're watching something totally different I've seen part right, but that's like one. That's a weak shark that's a weak shark no
Speaker 3:you guys literally great whites are even a little bit more peaceful britney they literally bit this motherfucker's head off in front of people.
Speaker 2:Sharks are used to attack.
Speaker 3:They're just looking to eat.
Speaker 2:They're hungry, so they take a little nibble and you're afraid of a fucking spider that can't kill you hold that thought cuz we gotta take a break go break and we're back.
Speaker 4:So, brittany, you have you ever watched Deep Lucy.
Speaker 3:Yes, I love shark movies, okay.
Speaker 4:So so do you think you could redirect that fucking that's? Different no, you fucked up still fucking crazy.
Speaker 3:Did you see that one where they blew one out? There's another shark shark movies because they're so ridiculous ridiculous.
Speaker 4:Remember he had a pet bird and he blew up one of the sharks because it ate his bird. You can't, yeah. He was like this for they're my favorite.
Speaker 3:I see, do y'all remember?
Speaker 4:because I love Deep Lucy like way too much, do y'all?
Speaker 1:do y'all remember?
Speaker 4:the song, the soundtrack? No, that, ll. You remember that song? Deep is Blue, it's my head, it's like shots fit. You don't remember that?
Speaker 2:no, I weren't, only you would know this shit why do you know that the soundtrack girl, the? Song was deep Sam.
Speaker 1:why do you have the?
Speaker 4:soundtrack. I didn't have the soundtrack. It was just that one LL Cool J song, but the whole movie had a soundtrack. And that one song, deep as Bill, is my hat. It's like a shark's fin. That was the fucking lyrics. And in the video they're synchronized dancers, and. And in the video they're synchronized dancers. And you know his hat is like a shark's fin, he turns into a shark. Y'all know about this song.
Speaker 2:No, producer Red, could you pull it up with no sound, no sound. I do not want to see this. I do not Because I'm an LL Cool J fan LL.
Speaker 4:Cool J Deep Blue Sea song, but no audio. The lyrics crack me up because it's like ooh.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I can't believe y'all know about the deepest.
Speaker 4:My hat is like a soft fit. I sleep.
Speaker 2:This is why nobody takes hip hop shit.
Speaker 4:That is ridiculous, it was a bad LL Cool J song. You know LL Cool J does a lot of unhid shit.
Speaker 2:That we don't talk about, I know. But I'm sorry man and I love him. I love me some LL Cool J, but he did a lot of unhid shit he does we don't talk about I know.
Speaker 3:But I'm sorry, man like and I love him and I like I was just gonna say I love, I love me some, but he did a lot of unhitched shit back in his day.
Speaker 4:He was better looking back in the 90s to me when he was chubby I mean, I just liked him when he was chubby and he was always licking his yeah, he was better chubby.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he was better chubby he's skinnier now I haven't seen him lately um.
Speaker 4:He's like muscly muscle head bald wasn't he always, he was always bald, but he was always bald. He just looks to me, he looks totally. I know he's older, steve, I know that, but he looks like a totally different person and you're also older now, so you don't see things the same I still see him as attractive. When he was younger, though, I thought he was attractive when I was younger, that's what I'm saying. He's a handsome man my point is he looks I don't know if he got surgery.
Speaker 2:To me he looks like a totally different person oh, I know that he's older, but you know that you still kind of look similar to what you did when you were younger unless you lose like a lot of weight, unless you were like really, really big and then you lost a lot of weight.
Speaker 3:Anyways, guys, you encounter a shark, just boop, yeah redirect and make sure you look up that llcouche uj's tongue.
Speaker 4:Deep blue sea, this shit's hilarious.
Speaker 3:I'm just you want to laugh. I'm just you want to see llcouche, turn intoa shark you want to see secret science. Now that I think, now that I think about it, I think I know exactly you want to see synchronized swimmers?
Speaker 4:he's in the middle rapping hilarious I'm not watching, I can't I wish I could do reaction videos and not get like demonetized.
Speaker 2:That shit is fucking hilarious we'll say without it's not like that's true.
Speaker 4:None of y'all watch this, thanks thanks, guys.
Speaker 1:Thanks for not watching.
Speaker 4:I'm sick of this shit, Sam why the fuck?
Speaker 2:This is what I was trying to explain to you. We still don't give people a reason fucking why we just sit here and talk shit.
Speaker 4:And we're funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Sam, there's a shit ton of people who do the same exact thing.
Speaker 4:I guess we're not special.
Speaker 3:We're special, we're working on it.
Speaker 2:We're working on it, 're working on it. You. You are your special, I'm special. First off, the star knows that we're special. You just said we weren't. No, what I'm saying is we're a fucking drop in the bucket in a very big fucking time I know that we've been yeah we're literally raindrops in a fucking ocean.
Speaker 4:I think I realize that every morning when I have to go to the office, I think I I know that oh poor baby, you gotta go out and make a fucking living.
Speaker 2:Jesus christ, you just got a new job making way more fucking money, and you're still not fucking happy. What is what are y'all not?
Speaker 4:getting. I don't want to work anymore at all. I just want to do things that I enjoy for money, like podcasting and cosplaying and doing content, but that's not realistic. So I have to dumb down my fucking fantasies and go to work and punch in every fucking day and don't get to take a nap. I don't want to work. I don't know how I can make that shit any clearer for you, nigga this sounds like a toddler having a tantrum.
Speaker 2:Call it what you fucking want. At At least.
Speaker 3:I'm real, you don't really care to work either.
Speaker 4:Thank you.
Speaker 3:If I could afford it, I wouldn't work and I would do things I'd like to do Exactly who?
Speaker 2:the fuck wouldn't. But what I'm trying to say is the only reason why we're even allowed to do this is because we have jobs. Be organized, that's all I'm saying. First off, I'm always going to have to work because I get bored way too fucking easy.
Speaker 3:But when we say not work, I don't want to not work, and not do anything, not being a lazy bitch.
Speaker 4:I'm saying I want to work doing this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, doing this and like making money in other ways.
Speaker 4:If I had to get up five in the morning every day to do this, I could do it, and like dress cute and take those cute little videos and like sell clothes and be a content creator, because you were supposed to do like three different things and you have not done them.
Speaker 2:You have come up with three good, two good ideas. You came up with two really good ideas and you're telling me yeah, I have to because you said it.
Speaker 4:Come on, because I honestly know, dmc, you get defensive. Don't be with comments, no, no, because I'm talking about me too.
Speaker 3:Because? Because I'm speaking about me too. But hold on, sam, she has mentioned this before. She has mentioned before you. Just I don't know and then you don't continue.
Speaker 4:I don't, I don't just say it like I'm low-key, lazy yeah, I don't think I'm lazy. I feel like I don't think I'm lazy.
Speaker 3:I feel like I get busy and I get like overwhelmed and then I like I can't, like I can't, I wish I wish I wasn't like that, cause I don't like that, but like it's like, I just get overwhelmed too much with the idea of like the startup of it and it's a grind.
Speaker 4:It's a constant grind, but I get what she's saying.
Speaker 3:I get what she's saying Anxiety and then I'm like, okay, okay, I'm trying to like I get exactly what she's saying like I have these things I really want to do and it's it doesn't mean I don't want to do it, it's just that it's like I have a love to do it. Like remember that, um, the weed thing I was supposed to?
Speaker 2:do.
Speaker 3:Forever ago I was supposed to be like raiding weed and talking about it and putting it on reels and like I went to, like two farms and I have tons of footage from it and I haven't put it together. And why does that mean Like I'm like lacking? I just get like overwhelmed with the idea of like starting it up and really following through and doing it, I get it.
Speaker 4:I did that, you know, with my, with, with cosplaying it was. It's like I don't want to look stupid and I this is going to take a lot, lot of time, but once you get into it, you make time, you make a routine, you film a lot of footage beforehand. So you drop every week. You just gotta just try it because you'll get addicted, addicted to it.
Speaker 4:Once you'll be like oh my god, that was so fun to edit, that was so fun loving the feedback, like, really like. I have it's not a lot, but I have 15 1500 followers on tiktok. I don't know none of them, niggas, like you don't say. There's just people who really like, like my content. It's small scale but it's like. Wow, like 1500 people.
Speaker 2:No, it's still cool yeah, so you got to think of it that way, I guess just do it like trust britney I, even if it's like two minutes, I have mad things that I wanted to start to yo and I'm too afraid to do it. I've already. That's why I've been trying to admit this. I've been trying to tell. This is why I've been trying to get serious with y'all dr steve hasn't started his.
Speaker 4:I haven't started my podcast yet, so you ain't got no room to talk. No, no, no no, but what?
Speaker 2:that's why I'm getting on her, because, because, honestly, I had a conversation I was up chilling with mike and you know he's talking about. You know he's lacking on his business and I'm like yo, I'm lacking on my shit. You know, I was just chilling with another friend. They're lacking on their shit you know, life happens, it's fucking happening but that's the reason why I wanted to talk about stuff like that on the pod Because this is our audience.
Speaker 2:The motherfucker is exactly like us. You know, with these kind of problems, aspirations and dreams and things that they want to do but might not.
Speaker 4:But might not Because A have the time, the energy, like you said the, the motivation you're human, bro, of course I get it.
Speaker 2:So we're all in that boat. But that's why I'm like you know. I want people to call me out, encourage me.
Speaker 4:But yo see, I thought you're supposed to do that and also feels better when people also can you know um express that they feel the same way about their content creating, like steve is explaining, yeah you know, like I.
Speaker 2:I know for a fact I need to learn to edit. I know for a fact I need to learn mad fucking shit and I'm so fucking not for nothing download.
Speaker 4:I know you don't.
Speaker 3:I don't know if you have to talk.
Speaker 4:Download tiktok. That shit is mad easy to edit on their app.
Speaker 2:That's something small, I refuse to put that app on my phone right, fair enough.
Speaker 4:I'm phone and that shit's getting banned anyway, yeah anyway, and wrapping up, why we're not done yet. We are done.
Speaker 2:No, we're not.
Speaker 3:People have to eat and stop just when the fuck?
Speaker 4:Well, shit, if you fuck it right, then I won't chew it no more.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. No respect, I do have respect.
Speaker 4:We're at the fucking end of it and you're always like.
Speaker 2:You are a whiny little butthole. Just so you know whiny little butthole.
Speaker 4:You have a gaping asshole, all right.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, happy pride, by the way yay, oh, sam, I forgot to mention you're gay, no I'm sorry that you know that's my goal.
Speaker 4:Like I would love him to be gay. You gotta watch last week's.
Speaker 2:But Sam I actually saw the guy for you what do you mean?
Speaker 4:the gay friend, the gay best friend.
Speaker 2:I really fucking did, really. He was walking down central Sam.
Speaker 4:I swear he was a bad bitch he was walking like one.
Speaker 3:Yes, where is he?
Speaker 2:I I I need him, I, I immediately thought of you no, no, because she's like upset. But no, sam, he like did the turn and the walk. Oh shit, that's sam's gay bay yes, I need a gay bay.
Speaker 4:I've always wanted to give us from. I don't know why I don't have one. Pretty no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I've always wanted a gay best friend. I don't know why I don't have one. Pretty no, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. No, I got a couple of lesbian homegirls. I need a gay male best friend and I'm waiting for Steve to just try something new.
Speaker 2:She swears up and down that I'm going to be like yes, bitch, oh, I'm going to fucking go. You see the pasties on the tasties. You see this.
Speaker 3:That's what I call it. It's more like a gay best friend that helps with style fashion, everything else.
Speaker 1:That's what I was trying to tell her, not Steve.
Speaker 3:Thank you. Thank you, even if Steve woke up and was like I like men.
Speaker 4:No, I'm saying, Steve had got a little. If he was to get some.
Speaker 2:That same fucking thing. Last part. I'm saying if Steve, if Steve had just put a little sugar in his tank. This nigga would come fly. I'm telling you, Steve.
Speaker 4:I mean Brittany, you know the black woman effect when black women date white dudes. Or non-black men, and they become fly. I feel like Steve when he get in that bus. No, he's gonna be the gay man. Effectively, he's gonna be fly no, not at all I don't see it, the britney is 100.
Speaker 3:The britney is 110 correct I would wake up and just be like.
Speaker 2:I like men, I like men and I'm gonna be like Thank you finally, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:I know you love the vag. I'm sorry, alright.
Speaker 2:And wrapping Up. Since that's how we started, we might as well end it. I'm your host, stephen. I'm Sam Crystal and, as always, please stereotype responsibly and we'll be back next week With another motherfucking episode. Peace, y'all Peace. Thank you for tuning in To this week's episode of the Minority Plus One Podcast. If you rock with us, make sure you hit that Like, hit that subscribe and, as always, make sure you hit that like, hit that subscribe and, as always, make sure you stereotype responsibly.