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Deepest Bluest
Remember when LL Cool J's "Deep Blue" was a thing? We take a nostalgic trip down memory lane, revisiting cheesy early 2000s music videos and LL Cool J's varied filmography. Throw in some chaotic late-night McDonald's misadventures and our experiences with quitting smoking and drinking, and you’ve got an episode packed with relatable stories and side-splitting laughter. Plus, we wrap it all up with some unhinged wrestling memories and camping plans for the summer. Don’t miss this wild ride through our lives and shared experiences!
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Speaker 5:I know I was right, I knew they were Like it. You sounded like a game show.
Speaker 1:This is the minority plus one podcast, yeah, yeah, plus One Podcast, yeah.
Speaker 2:What's going on, everybody? Welcome to the show. It's the King of the Hefferies, it's Oreo. We are back once again podcasting to you and, as always, we got the ladies.
Speaker 5:Yes, go ahead, maggie Darling, tell them them who are you. It's sam crystal.
Speaker 2:it's brittany and I'm your host, steven. This is the minority plus one podcast chip. First I want to say disclaimer.
Speaker 1:Look how funny that you look. Yeah, I can already tell because,
Speaker 2:you're like uncomfortable yes, she does and I forgot what the second thing I was going to say because sam, of course, distracted me.
Speaker 4:Okay, all right. What the fuck? What's going on?
Speaker 5:No, because she said okay, real fast y'all, I remember now Hold on, tune in hey guys.
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Speaker 5:okay, I'm sorry, I told you disclaimer earlier so yeah, make sure you guys tune into our youtube is basically what he was saying. The reason why you hear my cat right now, the little one, because she's in heat and she's like crying. So I'm like, okay, I can at least pet you to try to soothe you a little bit but we're saying yeah, well, that could have been avoided I've been trying I talked about a couple podcasts ago.
Speaker 5:I've been trying to get her fixed for like months now. Wait, why haven't you gotten her fixed? No, first they told me I had to wait to the spring. Now spring is clearly here, summer's fucking pretty much here and they still don't have any openings that's the only bet no, I called a few of them.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, shut the fuck up you trying to say I don't got no I know, I know, I know, put her in a shelter and then automatically do it, and then you go and get her no, there's places that will do it for free no, they're not remember, I think you were here that episode.
Speaker 5:No, you were I. I try to go to those places. I make too much. They go by your income oh yeah, that's what I was saying. You gotta.
Speaker 2:They needed a letter stating you're poor I'm dead ass they need a letter stating you're poor, that you can't.
Speaker 1:Maybe, yeah, maybe I should do that, because they need a letter from like social services, yeah, social services that you don't have money.
Speaker 5:I was like what wait? Maybe I should get out.
Speaker 4:Maybe I should do that actually, you know, I had a customer come into the dispensary and say that she has some app or something that she uses to make pay stubs and everything else like official oh yeah, girl, you can get high school diplomas, you can get all types of shit online she's like that they were looking for proof of income. She's like I just went on.
Speaker 1:Let me tell y'all let me tell you it is fraud. Let me tell y'all a quick quick story. It's fraud. And let me tell you a quick quick story. So when?
Speaker 5:I was 19, I was dating this guy and he was he was a drug dealer and he had probation and his probation officer needed stubs, right, pay stubs. So I doctored up like I. So he said, oh, I get paid under the table, well, I still need a letter, his probation probation officer, I still need a letter of employment. So I doctor up, like I found this like like business card of somebody's wrote the same thing to who would make concern and such and such works here, and I paid under the table, blah, signed it and everything, and it looked like a legitimate, like letter and it worked, I'm telling you.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you it take nine. That's why I don't get why they be so pressed about yeah that's why it's like you, can you?
Speaker 5:can doctor up anything? That's why I don't understand why, you know, certain places are so pressed like. I had to find my high school diploma to even get my not my new job now the one before that. No, yes no in my 35 years or since I've been working 15, 16 years I've never needed a high school diploma to get a job normally I show them my resume and I've said they've never asked.
Speaker 4:They asked for my proof, wow it's not like you know, it's not like you know. Some people would be like, oh, I got a bachelor's or something like.
Speaker 5:They'll probably want to see that versus your high school diploma high school diploma?
Speaker 2:that's crazy. I want to stretch. How was your first week?
Speaker 5:oh, it's cool. You know this place. I like it. Um. So, as you guys know, I started a new job with the state.
Speaker 5:Um, it's for snug which is sometimes never use guns, um, so it's for the community, which I think is dope. I've heard of snug my whole life, snug 518, um, but I'm in the back office, I'm not doing field work. Obviously you got to be like an ex-convictive felon and shit like that and I've only a misdemeanor. But anyway, just just, I was this close because I even asked. I was like I don't mind going, like being part of the street team to talk to like young girls or whatever, and they were like well, I guess you could, but like you you're not. Like really in the life, I'm like, yeah, I guess you're right but anyway, I just might say popping like that no more.
Speaker 5:So uh, yeah, no, the kids still love me though. The kids love me. I told you what happened at Dollywood, did I? When this little redhead, this cute, cute, cute little redhead white boy, comes up to me and he's like I spice Is that you? I died, I was like, oh God, here we go. So the kids still love me. But anyway, it's cool. I like what they represent. It's a chill atmosphere. They very much worry about employees wellness Very much so they don't want to overwhelm me with stuff. That's why it's like 60% remote Right now I'm not there yet because I'm still training, but work and they want they really care about the work, um and home balance, like life or whatever working. So right now, I don't know. They just as mad, chill now they just like yo, whatever, I don't get fucking, just come to fucking work or whatever. That's it. So it's cool for now you know for now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right, just be like yo, but you gotta. You have a great opportunity and you know what, as long as it's tolerable, work-life balance, yeah, that's all you need, they even have.
Speaker 5:So I didn't know this.
Speaker 2:So in the building of my hat, Anybody you can introduce me to Nah, help a motherfucker out.
Speaker 5:That's what I'm saying it's a lot of women. But I don't know, I don't like talking to white people like that, but I'm like talking to people. Okay, I'm gonna keep it a stack at work.
Speaker 5:I'm I'm I'm an introvert, like a motherfucker, like I'm an introvert, like I do not talk to nobody. I'm dead serious. I really I talked to like my manager more my nigga maura, but other than that I don't really talk to nobody because it's like I think I talked about this office life, right, or it's like so catty and messy and you say the wrong thing about this person, they might take it to this person. It's just like messy, I guess you know it's old.
Speaker 5:I have issues with older women, like I have a. I've been burned by older white women in my life and I'm just, I'm straight on them, real talk like I don't it's it's old, it's well, it depends, it's like middle age to older white women. I I'm just like, I'm cool on you, but, um, so I just don't really talk to nobody but, um, they have a wellness, which I love. They have a wellness room.
Speaker 2:Oh, jesus Christ, when you?
Speaker 5:can sit there for 30 minutes. Yeah, it's a nice room. On the clock? No, yes, on the clock. If you need a minute, you go in this room. It's a nice room with beautiful natural lights, got a nice couch in it, got blankets in there. Waters, um, a little sign that says you know, do not enter when you're in there, because they really care about their employees. Mental health, which is fucking important, because if you want, if you want long term, if you want long-term employees, you have to you have to care about their wellness.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying how is she gonna sit over there and just go? Go for now you get up, yo, do you understand? I fucking use that thing every day.
Speaker 5:It's not even that steve. I don't.
Speaker 2:I want to somehow like win the lottery out of that I'm like you know what, nah, this feels like an hour long kind of.
Speaker 4:That's why companies ain't having it because I know a couple people that would abuse that shit at my job. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5:That's the thing I'm not violating that's another thing I don't have to violate. They don't really care what you like, they don't they not micromanaging you?
Speaker 1:which is so so refreshing.
Speaker 5:You know what I'm saying. So it's like because I asked her, I was like, oh, do I have to clock in and out? No. I was like so, do I have to go through teams, which is like an instant messenger to tell you what I'm? And she's like no, no, you're good girl, that's fine.
Speaker 2:I was like, oh shit see, that's why it's taking a moment. The state is like the cushiest job you could fucking get, I think, because she's doing shit she don't even know what.
Speaker 5:Yeah I think it's because a lot of the people in the state are retiring out. That's why they're hiring so many. You see these billboards. In albany the state government jobs are higher, more than they ever had before, as y'all know, and y'all don't have to take the exam anymore. You can just get in before you have to take the exam.
Speaker 1:Pass the exam and then get in.
Speaker 5:Now they just they're, they're begging to have people in because most of the people who worked there for 30, 40 years are retiring, so they're begging to have people in. And then I think, just after they told me, since after COVID and people, you know, you know, mental awareness was just way, it's just more awareness.
Speaker 2:What if they're preparing for, like, the takeover and they just need more recruits? Right now, they're like you know what? We got to ramp shit up. You know inflation's at an all time high. Hey, we got to get more people in here. We're going to need more hands on this. You never know, sam, so you're part of the system that you claim to hate, not really because I'm actually doing community work.
Speaker 5:No, no, like, let's say no. That's why I I where I was. I was cool too, like before that, when suny I, I liked all everybody that worked there, which is fucking rare. I liked everybody that worked there. They was also the same way like left. You alone understood, like you know, work-life balance, all that shit. I left there because, for one, this is you know, I want to go back to remote and two, it represented something that's important is the community, and they really, actually really helped the fucking community. That's a crazy word, because I, what I do is see where these, the grants and funds go to, even though we don't dictate what they do with it. Let's say, we send like fifty thousand dollars to the ymca.
Speaker 2:You still can't, we can't, choose what they do with it, choose what they do with it.
Speaker 5:That's like higher than us, probably federal's job to choose exactly what they do with it. But that's it. You know it's cool. They're doing like a march for gun because it's gonna be remote mostly. Uh, right now I'm only two days remote, but yeah, like it'll be. Like I'll work in office two days a week, I'll go in the office and you know it's down the street. Um, next month is gun violence awareness. Um, no, actually I think it's this month. No, it's next month gun violence awareness. So the end of this month they're doing like a march and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Oh, hey, and before we get, we've got to say happy father's day happy father's day, happy juneteenth just in case, because I know we forget all the time.
Speaker 5:Uh, you know can you at least say happy juneteenth. Okay, cool, see. Yeah, she was happy. She said fuck these fathers, fuck these fathers I just shut up.
Speaker 2:I was like, so how was your week then?
Speaker 5:wait hold on real fast, do you? Even though you're not with any of your kids fathers, do you get them anything for father's day?
Speaker 4:I used to, but that's a dub. This year they acted up a little bit this year, this year um and you know why it's not. You know this year, and you know what's so funny is that this year for mother's day, um jayden had got me. He actually he did a really good job. I was like all right, um he picked out this soul de janeiro. You know that, yeah, I love them. Yeah, the body spray, the body lotion and um whatever he went to ulta the bum bum lotion.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so um the what the bum bum lotion it's supposed to help with it smells amazing by the way and it's moisture, but it's supposed to help with cellulite and booty and stuff like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know if it works, so it's an ass tightener I don't really know.
Speaker 5:Actually kind of it smells amazing, though, if you walk past a woman with that shit on steve, you're gonna eat her ass. They smell fire.
Speaker 4:I actually have a spray in my bag. I always keep a spray in my bag. I'm just saying, it's a coconut.
Speaker 5:It's gonna make the ass taste better.
Speaker 2:That's nice so when you get a girlfriend, do you?
Speaker 5:know this from experience. No, so I'm just assuming that shit smells that good.
Speaker 4:In my opinion, when you get a girlfriend, just ask if he put that shit on oh see, look at you now.
Speaker 2:You want to know also good, yo, they'll make you want to eat your ass. Like that, shit would fly off the shelves.
Speaker 4:Excuse me, this is about my mother's day gift but, your shit was like long drawn out oh. Oh, my God Are you for real I told you to sleep. No more fucking pep for you. That's it. You cut, you cut, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done.
Speaker 5:He said the supply is cut, the fuck off.
Speaker 4:So obviously he had to get the money from his dad. So, um, for my gift. So he, you know, he had the nerve, the audacity, you know, after I got my Mother's Day gift, you know. Thank you, jaden, my son, yeah, he's going to be like, uh, when I saw him. The following week.
Speaker 5:Uh, you didn't, uh, thank me for you know I mean what. Why am I thanking you, like at this point, if we, you know, we, just co-parents, we don't even when you. When I get mother's day gifts, it's from jade, it's from you, but you get it from jayden.
Speaker 4:You know it's from my kid, but jayden's not a fucking 35 with a job now when jayden jayden probably gonna ask me last minute mom, can I have some money for dad this, this father's day, and I'm gonna give it to him I'm gonna give it to him.
Speaker 2:I don't expect him to turn around and be like oh, thank you for my father's day gift, and you know what he ain't?
Speaker 4:he won't either. He won't. So let's just flip the script a little bit of what the fuck I'm talking about. You're gonna thank me. You're gonna thank me for your. He ain't gonna thank me for shit, he ain't gonna thank me. You gonna thank me for your kids. He ain't gonna thank me for shit. He ain't gonna thank me for nothing. I know that nigga, so you think she should be petty?
Speaker 5:like you gonna thank me.
Speaker 4:I got you this that sounds like straight out of it. That's true, that's a fact. I feel like that's a fact, and I don't have kids.
Speaker 5:But I think I would imagine it'd be like that. I would shut the fuck up with certain things just so, like some things just don't even don't need to be said, just so that it's peaceful. You know what?
Speaker 2:make sure you say that right to the camera, because that was good advice what you just said.
Speaker 4:I'm just some co-parenting advice everybody know.
Speaker 1:Everybody knows you gotta pick and choose your battle.
Speaker 4:Everybody know even in relationships. You pick and choose your battles, even in relationships you pick and choose your battles.
Speaker 5:That's a fact, even with your kids.
Speaker 4:With any relationship. I feel like you let things go you take some in. Sometimes I bug out. Sometimes I'm like, alright, I'll chill. It's starting to be bugging out more than lately, anyways, I just think something's on the air, something's gotta be in the air retro great, or something no, it's none of that yeah, because I feel like it's everybody too. It's not just me bugging out, right it's right, oh no, no I don't know.
Speaker 5:No, I haven't really felt any different.
Speaker 2:No, geez, no I, I feel different now, like I'm making, like I've like just decided just to make, oh, yeah, Steve, you want to talk about your weightness journey.
Speaker 5:Well, no, Fitness weightness, no, so dead ass right. I woke up.
Speaker 2:I woke up. What was it Tuesday?
Speaker 5:And you decided to be a bad bitch and you decided to be a bad bitch.
Speaker 2:No, I'm sorry, it was wednesday, okay wednesday, that's why I'd work at uh 11 30. So I was like you know I woke up, went, walked down to dunkin donuts, got a coffee you walked to dunkin yeah, and for some reason I know no, no from where you live.
Speaker 5:No, it's right down the street you know where I live.
Speaker 2:Don't be saying it on here, but you know where I live. Yeah, it's literally a five minute walk, oh. But then I was like you know what is it like? So I'm just like you know what, I'm gonna take a walk. So I walked all the way down, just uh, to quail street, walk down quail back up to my house. I was like damn, you know what I feel. Good. I said you know what walks are great, I'm gonna walk to work. Really dead ass. So that just you know.
Speaker 5:Remember you got to walk your ass back.
Speaker 2:Hold on, hold on Listen.
Speaker 4:Hold on, hold on Check it out, hold on, I would have called it Uber Midway.
Speaker 5:Hold on Like a bitch.
Speaker 4:Somebody come get me. This is what I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 2:This is what I said, Brittany you know you're getting your workout on and I see you're doing good, I see the, I see the gains. You know what I'm saying and you know, sam, I know you're working out and I'm just like.
Speaker 5:So when I was like. So, when I was like, I was like I'm still a beach, well still hold up.
Speaker 2:We can get into that later. So what I'm saying is so, so all right, so I walk to work now. Obviously I'm on my feet all day at work, right, and then, and you, oh, but before I walked to work, uh, I stopped by. Um, got me a little, a little single, you know, smoky, smoke for the work, for the way home okay, you know what store weed the dispenser I ain't fucking you know.
Speaker 5:Don't tell me you're getting k2 nigga no, not k2, okay, uh, but uh.
Speaker 2:So walk to work. I was fucking energized, I was like yo, I was ready to get you some sativa.
Speaker 1:I was like god fucking no, no, this is, I wasn't even high.
Speaker 2:This is me walking to work and I'll tell you why honestly, because it just reminded me in the music I was listening to, every song that was like playing took me back to like when I used to have to walk to places, oh god. And then I was just like it. I fucking. I was like wait, I feel amazing. Right now I'm like this is so much better than driving. And then I it just fucking clicked in my dumb little head on my way home from uh work on tuesday, from my uncles, I almost got into an accident because uh, somebody fucked up and their shit almost ran into mine. So I'm just like you know what. I think that was like part of the reason why I want to work also that too.
Speaker 2:I was just like I noticed, like yo, people are just assholes. But I just noticed how miserable I am and how fucking lazy I've gotten, um, ever since I've had a car, and I just go, I'm like I'm a miserable, fucking prick when I'm driving, because it's like you go, fucking go, steve, I have hold on, I procrastinate, I, um, I just, I just, I just, I just it's stupid, I need to walk. And so I was just like yo, fuck it. On the way back home, though, I almost scared myself, though, uh, the weed was a little too strong and I was walking by some tall brush and we got you. Well, I was like, okay, it's for somebody and I know, uh, before we go to break, uh, I was just like I don't think I'm ready for the woods yet because I'm afraid, like of a raccoon go pop out. So I just learned that when I go camping, I can't be Steve people get smashed in the four in the woods.
Speaker 5:I know I'm talking, he has to he. No, I'm talking. Oh, PSP, PSP, Um, I'm sorry, PCP.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm not like.
Speaker 5:LSD, pcp, ecstasy, molly they get fucked up, it doesn't happen.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying, but now you know I watch too much shit on Grizzly Bears now. Now I want to be ready.
Speaker 5:Wait, you ain't haven't heard. The Bears are more fucking safe than that right now. Oh, I heard about that, I'm not going to get angry at that.
Speaker 2:Hold that thought because we got to take a break and we're back. And as you guys come in, if you're just tuning in, don't forget to hit that like and subscribe button for us, cause you know, damn, I thought I had something, but you already know what it is.
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Speaker 1:Very good Disclaimer Disclaimer.
Speaker 2:Yo.
Speaker 6:I'm sorry this wasn't smooth. Disclaimer do the people miss?
Speaker 2:I'm just curious. I'm really I'm curious if the people miss fun.
Speaker 5:Disclaimer steve, because I know you disclaim at least one, I know but I wasn't even but.
Speaker 2:I wasn't like you were on some weird shit. I was on weird shit, you got some weird pc pc.
Speaker 5:He's still pcc, I still know he still brings it in like a couple weeks ago.
Speaker 4:Like I'm done smoking, drinking, I know right you do this every week.
Speaker 5:Actually, that's how did you say it. Every week you have a little segment carved out. You know what, guys, I'm done. You know I'm on a journey and I'm gonna to stop smoking and drinking, and then the next week I have stopped drinking. That's what I said every two weeks, every two weeks Yo yo.
Speaker 2:That did not deserve the response I'm getting.
Speaker 6:So you stopped drinking, for sure Because it's so true, yeah basically.
Speaker 4:It's like fucking pretty much.
Speaker 2:I'm like done You'll drink a Heine or two, yeah, but when you invited me to the thing I was, it's like fucking pretty much. I'm like done, you'll drink a heine or two, wait, so you don't drink.
Speaker 5:I was like, yeah, I'll go have a couple beers, okay, but like I don't go and get fucked up, no more. It just doesn't happen. I think it's fine, if you okay. So I think social drinking is totally fucking fine. No, it's, it's the.
Speaker 2:I have a friend see, the problem is, I just don't know, old steven, no, I do, no, no, no, sam, you've got smashed. I promise you you caught the ass. End of raging steven.
Speaker 5:Well, I'll say this you have no idea of the shit I used to do so me and britney, me and britney went to one of my um, good friends, shout out to curious. She was having like a celebration for her business. It's been open for five years. She had a cookout and the food was amazing, as always, and I had had like maybe like two or three drinks and I wasn't drunk, but I woke up in the middle of night with a headache, like I can't fucking hang, no more. This shit is whack. But social drink, I think it's totally fine. So the I had a friend that was supposed to come with me and she hits me up and says oh, my bad, I was really fucking drunk. I thought I lost my phone. It was at a house I didn't know and I didn't know the people and I was like, okay, see, that's when it's a problem.
Speaker 5:That you're getting smashed at people you don't know's house your phone. Yeah, you're leaving your phone there. You could have. Anything could happen. Like you sound like you blacked out In our 30s. We're in our mid thirties or late, you know, close to forties. Let's just say we're in our late thirties. We're in our late mid to late mid to late thirties, close to our forties, which is totally fine. Getting blackout drunk like that is not sexy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it never was but Hold on, I thought I pulled it off a little bit. I thought I was somewhat charming in my blackout.
Speaker 5:And I've never. I have to. I've never gotten blackout drunk. I've gotten really drunk where I've thrown up like crazy and been really, really sick, bad hangover.
Speaker 2:I've never got blackout, I know blackout used to be my middle name.
Speaker 5:I never was a huge drink.
Speaker 2:That's the thing I'm trying to see that that's.
Speaker 5:You want to know why?
Speaker 2:because I always fear never.
Speaker 5:She's never what happened during when I was blacked out.
Speaker 2:God forbid I could have been raped touched whatever.
Speaker 5:So I just maybe I don't know I kind of stop, I get sick. You know how people can drink and drink and drink and drink and I start to get sick.
Speaker 5:So that's why I don't black out yeah oh my god speaking of throwing up, I forgot to tell you guys. Um, so congratulations, no, on my north carolina trip. Um, we went to ratchet bingo I talked about last week in dollywood's episode but I had two beers. No, I had three coronas and we were a little lit. So we went to mcdonald's right, I know, I know mcdonald's um bitch what just listen.
Speaker 4:You were in tennessee no, we were in south carolina and you went to mcdonald's no, but it was late. They didn't have bojangles. Nothing was open, I know. But listen, no, but just listen this mcdonald's tastes like a five-star fucking meal.
Speaker 5:Michelin side, they made that shit.
Speaker 2:I'm not kidding I will ask britney's story when I will ask that fancy ass shit. Listen. I will ask Tiffany to phone in my nigga.
Speaker 5:That shit tasted like fucking filet Mint y'all. It was way too good. So good that we Did a drive by. We went through the thing again. We went through the drive through again. We were so hungry we didn't really eat that day Cause he was running around. We were just just hungry, but the but that mcdonald's was a1, so it takes about no listen.
Speaker 5:So it takes about like hour 45 from south carolina back to asheville, north carolina. So you know we're driving and I doze off for a little bit because I was also really tired and I wake up man. I was like and y'all fuck you mcdonald's with some cheap ass bags, because I take the bag. It gets better, it gets better just listen, it gets better you just go right out the window, just listen, it gets better. Just fucking listen. We're on the fucking listen, we're on the highway Fucking rookie.
Speaker 1:Just listen.
Speaker 2:We're on the highway, it's pitch black obviously she don't know how to do this.
Speaker 5:So I start and she's blasting music and I'm like In the In the McDonald's bag.
Speaker 6:I keep going and going and going and the bag just breaks All, all my lap so I throw the McDonald's bag out the window.
Speaker 5:She's like she's high, mind you. So her delay response. She was like oh shit. She's like do you want me to pull over? This is how she's like do you want me to pull over? I'm like yes, yes. So I pull. Bro, when I tell you rob, it was all over me, I and all of the floor. I felt so fucking bad. So we pull over on the highway and I'm scooping up as much fucking vomit yes, as possible, fucking. So I had my. I had like, uh, for it was like a 90s theme, so I had overalls on and a t-shirt. So so I take the overall. Yo, this is the side of the highway. I take the. I take my shirt or well, I had like a, um, a bralette underneath it. I take my shirt off. You know it's full of vomit. So I'm scooping out all the vomit in the fucking car as much as possible and I shake my overalls. Just shake out as much vomit off the overalls as possible, I promise you, and I get in the car with just my bralette, underwear, damn.
Speaker 5:And I threw so Tiffany, my bride, said she's high, she's like, throw it in the forest, throw it in the forest. I'm like I'm gonna fucking force it around the side of the highway so we get. So, yeah, yeah, that was my throw. We get to her house. This girl's still high. We finally get there. It's cold now because it's night and I'm only in the bralette and underwear and she's taking her fucking time to get out the car. I'm like, um, can we?
Speaker 4:can we go inside? Please did you throw up anymore. You were good. No, that was it like after it listen.
Speaker 5:That's why I'm mad at mcdonald's, because those fucking bags could have been a little bit more reinforced, because if I, if the back, didn't just rip it just like it did.
Speaker 4:I could have thrown up everything, so yeah, yeah, I could have.
Speaker 5:I could have shaved my entire outfit, and I have.
Speaker 2:But I cleaned her car the next morning why wasn't your immediate, as soon as you felt it, to roll the fucking window down and throw up outside, wouldn't?
Speaker 5:it just get all over her.
Speaker 3:Okay, this is better than inside listen, listen this is what I was thinking.
Speaker 5:I was like you know, I don't want to do that. And it gets all on the side of her car and she's like what the fuck? So I didn't think I was gonna throw up fucking two meals at mcdonald's. I thought it was gonna be just a little like it was all of that. I just felt so. But once I threw up I was like, oh fuck, I feel like I can run a marathon, sam. The only reason why I asked that this is why.
Speaker 1:I need, I'm a fucking lightweight. Three beers, bro. That's crazy. I don't think it was a beer, that's what she said.
Speaker 4:I think it was From the McDonald's. That's what she said From your fucking Michelin star McDonald's that's what she said from your fucking michelin star mcdonald's, it was good golf coming in that exact scenario happened to me with my uncle.
Speaker 2:We were on the fucking highway driving back all the way at the bar or something. Fuck, of course we were bar hopping. I had, like fucking, seven wristbands and four stamps. Oh damn, y'all were, y'all were bar crawling. We were for her. No, sam, that was just friday. Oh, that just was fucking what. That was just for writing, right, um, so fucking, all of a sudden I was like dude, dude. Immediately god, he already had the window down, okay, so maybe that was like a little bit to my advantage.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so it was just I mean guys looking back, I should have sam sam sam I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:Oh please, it's like they bought it on other cars, but yo we pulled, you got our other car probably. So we pulled into the into my apartment complex. It was a whole new paint job. It took him like five trips in and out of the house with some water.
Speaker 6:But it came off, see.
Speaker 4:So thank God I didn't do that.
Speaker 2:But, sam, all he did was take that through the car wash.
Speaker 5:I know she has a reupholstered cleaner I had to get in there. Yeah, for real. And I wiped everything down like I felt so bad she, you know that's my bitch. We were laughing about it because how like delayed she was with shit. She was like oh shit, shake it off, throw it in the forest, throw it in the forest. I'm like there was no forest there, it was just highway. Yeah, that was bad.
Speaker 4:That was bad.
Speaker 5:But I've never blacked out. Look, I've thrown up on myself, but I've never blacked out.
Speaker 2:Shit, oh, my god.
Speaker 5:Oh, speaking of McDonald's Producer, bae babe, could you pull up, oh god did you put up the? Rip.
Speaker 2:No, we got an rip this week I know, but did you guys also see like they're fucking? Oh, and this is another reason why I fucking enjoyed walking I just noticed all the shit that's still the same and all the stuff that's different, and it's like shit that I just like never really took notice of, like because I'm always driving. Now I feel like you can't, as I'm walking by, as I was walking by, I fucking noticed before everybody saw it on facebook and shit that the fucking chick-fil-a is coming to central. Is it really?
Speaker 2:yes, I think I still would go all the way to rental air, because I know that shit is I don't know central where it's right um, right across from uh price shopper right next to hannaford oh really, and that, yes, where the wing stop is that yes?
Speaker 5:me and colt love wing stop and this one's like kind of mid compared to the one in the city that's what I heard, yeah I heard it is because I heard wing stop is trash here mid.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I haven't gone yet.
Speaker 5:When we go to the city.
Speaker 4:It's the fucking best, it's so good, yeah, I haven't long island, it's fire, fire. Yeah, that's where we go, we go yeah so yeah, we were excited when they came.
Speaker 5:And then it was what is it? Always albany service, like it's. Like nobody wants to fucking work the traffic is gonna fucking below. Yeah, it's gonna be bad, that's all right. The traffic is still bad in chick-fil-a, and chick-fil-a is what? Been there maybe a year?
Speaker 2:damn, yeah, I'm just saying because that's part of my commute because I'd be in and out see, and another reason why I'm gonna start walking more I love me some chick-fil-a.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah, but yeah yo guys like I.
Speaker 2:Honestly I totaled like the fucking I probably walked for about like nine straight.
Speaker 5:I'm glad you feel it, though that means you feel the burn. You feel you know, I, I was a walker as y'all know, because I don't, I don't know how to, why not right now, but I don't know how. I didn't know how to drive forever. So I was a walker and that's why I was telling producer bae like how I? Because I was more fit then, because I walked everywhere. Now, you know, he's always wants to drive me and I'm getting lazy, so I'm like okay, okay, you can drive me first of all, you can drive me First off, you ain't got to slap like that.
Speaker 5:No, that's just like my fat lazy, you know, come on. So now he made me lazy, so it's his fault. I'm fat.
Speaker 4:Anyway, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding Producer Mae.
Speaker 5:Oh my.
Speaker 2:God, look what you did to me and all of my self-esteem.
Speaker 5:All right, y'all. So, speaking of McDonaldcdonald's, I don't know you guys remember this this documentary. The supersize me filmmaker, morgan serp lock, passes away at 53 following battle with cancer.
Speaker 4:Y'all remember this yeah, damn morgan, yeah supersize went.
Speaker 2:Man, I was so proud when I could afford the supersize something to do with all the mcdonald's possibly yeah, because a lot of shit he had mcdonald's straight for a minute like was it a month.
Speaker 5:I can't remember the whole documentary but he had it.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, every single meal yeah, breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Speaker 5:Remember how sick he would get when he didn't eat it yeah, it was like almost addicted.
Speaker 4:I never watched it he got.
Speaker 5:He gained like obviously massive, a ton of weight and then for some reason, when he ate the food he if he didn't eat it he would get these headaches and these migraines and all these like health and heart problems and stuff like if he didn't eat it he would eat it and they feel fine.
Speaker 5:So it was like masking his issues. But yeah, all sugar too. Like mostly everything they make is it's just full, chock full of sugar, of course, and we still eat it. I eat that shit. Look, look, you see what happened to me, see.
Speaker 2:Morgan, you was right, it happens. Look, I ain't going for it. I still dabble in the double cheeseburger every now and again. It fucking happens.
Speaker 5:I'm so scared to eat that shit after that throw up session.
Speaker 2:But hold on Yo.
Speaker 5:I'm dead ass. Spaces, uh, no, but I got you some spaces. No, no, where they go, where they go, I I'm starting slow. No, nigga, where'd they go? I bought you? No, no, I bought you spices for your birthday little by little, that's what I'm saying, and hold on, do you know?
Speaker 2:because I was obviously non-cooking ass niggas get into it because I was about to order me a cheeseburger, uh, from a place down the street and it was like 25 and I was gonna go and walk to pick it up and I was like whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 6:I was like, wait a minute I was like for this.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna be hungry later. I already know this. I'm like wait, so if I I'm like fuck it, I just walk down the street and go. Hmm, let's go to the grocery store real quick.
Speaker 5:I can get, I don't know how you don't leave your groceries every day.
Speaker 2:Where you work.
Speaker 5:No, no, I used to do that and then I started getting lazy, but now I'm getting back into it again. If I worked at a grocery, I would probably leave a grocery Every single day.
Speaker 2:No, that's what I was doing Before the apartment caught on fire.
Speaker 1:But now.
Speaker 2:I've slowly gotten back into Doing that, because it's yo seriously to get me to go out to eat is going to be like I have to really like you.
Speaker 5:But you know, rip Morgan yeah.
Speaker 2:Damn RIP. I'm just saying it's because I'm poor still.
Speaker 4:Right, I mean I've been eating out like fucking.
Speaker 2:I'm down money and still and happier than ever.
Speaker 4:You know I always eat out and surprisingly I I've been able to yo you, you and my boy might need to stay eating out literally because need to start fucking taking. I'm gonna tell you what happened, because everyone knows I've been on my, I've been on my weight loss journey, so I lost maybe like 50 something pounds Amazing.
Speaker 2:Nice.
Speaker 4:So um, freaking, but lately I've been finding I only really started the past two months doing the strength training and um joining um metabolic and getting serious again about like, trying to like tone and lose more. You know I, I, I have a trip coming up, so that was really the motivation behind it again.
Speaker 2:But um, but then you started getting horny for the workout.
Speaker 4:You started taking those little pills and was like ooh I want the hard steel you trying to say she on a Roy's. I said that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, last week you was like you took the little love pill. Oh, the love pill.
Speaker 4:I thought he was trying to say she was on a Roy's. Y'all better rewatch my little love pill secret to working out.
Speaker 2:And then you started, instead of the d, you started falling in love with that cold steel.
Speaker 4:You know I started feeling in love with, like you know, grabbing my ass and be like oh shit, I can cup something. Now, yo, I swear to god, I literally I'm, I'm at work just cupping it all day, like yo.
Speaker 6:You see that my car I'm done, bitch, you see this touch it, touch it grab this shit, like grab it, you can grab it now.
Speaker 4:It's jiggling now, so you're like that with some of the fellas.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you the gains girl, the fucking fucking gains.
Speaker 4:I've been like yo, so I'm definitely enjoying the gains, but I was saying I got into this because I've found everyone knows I my biggest thing I'm struggling with is the food and nutrition, and every time I go and eat it is literally a headache. I stress about it for like too calorie count too too much. Like, okay, how much, how much can I have? What's in this? How many calories are in this? And I'm telling you this lady, this lady, because I don't always cook, but this lady, um, y'all laughing about me in tiktok, but this bitch came in clutch, clutch, she just does. She lost a bunch of weight on calorie deficit and so what she does is she, um, puts out when you're out and you're at fast food places, this is what you eat in a calorie deficit and you get this amount of protein and this amount of calories and you can still enjoy your meal. What's?
Speaker 2:that's a good form of tiktok. That's good that's good.
Speaker 5:I think it's more your conspiracy she has saved me.
Speaker 4:I'm telling you, pop, like I live off these popeyes. Grilled chicken tenders. You guys. Please these shits, 210, get the sweet heat 210. No girl, I can't have none of that. I just want to have that, sam. I dip it in the mashed potatoes. That's all I need. I want to be Listen.
Speaker 1:I just want to say something. I don't need the sauce.
Speaker 5:I know but I just want to say something. Okay, I want to eat. I want to eat fried food and ice cream and milkshakes and butter and grease and oil. I want to eat. I want to swim in that shit, bathe in it, put it in my face, and I just want to be fat in society, except that this is the body type that they want. I want to be fat, I just want to be fat and accepted. So hold that thought to us.
Speaker 1:We gotta take a break and we're back.
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Speaker 5:Fuck Disclaimer, youtube, y'all just uh just tune into our youtube, youtube minority plus one everywhere. We're still streaming minority plus one. Make sure you subscribe and follow. But see, did you want to get into the um deepest? Oh yeah, that's my new shit right now. So I put these motherfuckers on last week because we were talking about sharks. Random, oh, britney said she's a shark like whisperer. She just boops them and they move. So we were talking about sharks and I was talking about Deep Blue. Sea was one of my favorite movies as a kid. It's ridiculous Like love that fucking movie. But LL Cool J did the soundtrack. He did a song called Deep Blue and the video on the song is fucking hilarious. So we're going to react to it today. So for y'all to watch, for y'all listening, tune into our youtube I did.
Speaker 2:I was fucking out because I was, um, I was high when I got fucking home that night and then I fucking uh watched that and I was hysterically because they didn't know that, that he made that song they didn't know about that, so I sent it to him in the group chat after that episode and steve was like oh shit the is kind of slap. This shit is kind of fire. No, the fucking hook is the worst thing I ever heard in my goddamn life. It should be a sin. It's all bad.
Speaker 5:It's all bad. To be honest, it's all bad. I love LO. It's all bad.
Speaker 2:But the verses I can't front. He stays on brand. He talks about sharks the entire time. The verses kind of slap the verses About sharks. He did it. If anybody could do it, good-ish, he did it, I think.
Speaker 5:All right.
Speaker 2:So put your headphones on Brett, because you know I hear this shit.
Speaker 5:You're going to need to hear this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Yo fuck the monocitation. We here for damn it, Never mind. I thought I had something else again.
Speaker 5:All right, but make sure you guys, like we said, to watch it with us, tune into our YouTube. Minority Plus One.
Speaker 2:All right producer. Bye, Bye, oh Jesus.
Speaker 6:It's so funny. Wait, what's this? It comes in, so fucking Listen. Pause it. Okay, okay, listen.
Speaker 5:It comes in so fucking 2000, so fast, immediately, and it cracks me up because the background sound is so fucking 2000.
Speaker 4:So fast.
Speaker 5:Immediately and it cracks me up because the background sound is like ooooh ooooh.
Speaker 4:The cheesy ass fucking beat the cheesy ass visuals Alright alright, go ahead.
Speaker 5:He comes out the water the secret. Nice singers, hold on. He comes out the way, the secret nice singers.
Speaker 6:Hold on. The verses are hot. Short sleeves. He stays all red. Come on, okay, pause it. Human predator created by a needle. Jet black eyes, baby, they stare while you sleep. I'm your Titanic sink. I'm the one you gon' meet. Okay, pause it. Oh, that was fire that bar right there.
Speaker 5:He said with the Titanic sink, I'm the one you gon' meet.
Speaker 4:That was fire. I told you the verses are kind of fire.
Speaker 2:That was a bar Very awkward place to pause.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry.
Speaker 6:Oh, on the secret side, swimmers crouch, Sorry the verse is fucking fire, I don't care what you say he's a half man, half shark.
Speaker 5:You hear that.
Speaker 6:I'm sorry. How much do you think this video is Yo?
Speaker 5:guys this shit had to cost a couple a mil.
Speaker 6:It had to cost a mil.
Speaker 3:We're going to see if we can try to book this stuff For what Producer they're on the actual set. They had to rent the set from Deep Blue Sea to do this shit.
Speaker 5:They had to do all the editing and trying to host this. Can you just do a quick Google?
Speaker 2:search of how much this fucking video was estimated to cost they. They got dancers, secretized swimmers they got sharks.
Speaker 4:They got the they had to rent that space where the movie was at.
Speaker 5:This nigga's outfit is all leather Like. This. Shit costs a couple mil.
Speaker 4:You got to learn how to spend money.
Speaker 2:You had to go to the location. This isn't green space.
Speaker 5:No, these back then in the 90s, early 2000s, they paid millions for their music videos. Now I feel like you get that shit done for like a cool five hundred dollars, like easy easy and it still be like a really good video. Oh yeah, for sure. I'm sure they're not even, because most of the time, what do you see? Like somebody?
Speaker 1:you don't really see a story in the videos, no more.
Speaker 5:You just see mad like ashley again.
Speaker 2:Like you just pay a couple strippers watch. I don't know if y'all watch the shit I watch, but I'm talking newer stuff no, I'm talking about. Well, I don't listen to hip-hop, so I've been listening to more rock, now right, so I've been watching more rock, videos, rock videos have always had great videos and stories I'm talking hip-hop, he's hip-hop.
Speaker 1:So I'm saying like the videos.
Speaker 5:now for hip-hop is bitches shaking hat Like it's not really well, hire a couple of strippers. I keep trying to tell people, man, like they have a house party. It looks like, always looks like they're in a house party and half that shit is ah man, just yeah, hip hop is lazy.
Speaker 2:Oh, you still look it up, Did you?
Speaker 5:look it up.
Speaker 2:See All right, so we all can just admit that the first verse was kind of fire.
Speaker 4:All right, let's second. Nah, the Titanic shit was lit. What's?
Speaker 6:up. Oh, we got an orchestra. Yeah, this shit costs money. See if I have an orchestra Fucking Pause.
Speaker 2:He said battle to the death. That's how sharks play. All you gotta do is just go fucking poop.
Speaker 5:Yo, I didn't even see the 30 band orchestra behind him.
Speaker 2:I didn't even see that shit.
Speaker 5:That's what I'm'm saying. And he's got, like choreographed dancers, the leather outfit. For me, I mean, that shit looks tailored perfectly for him.
Speaker 2:So so they probably had to custom make grip all those fucking outfits yeah, they did to these chick sizes like listen, he had fucking mad music he had in the house no, yo, no, fuck that shit and deep blue was successful.
Speaker 5:Forget that he had the money a fucking legend.
Speaker 2:Before hip-hop was even fucking one of the found before hip-hop was even like considered successful. He was, yeah, he was already a fucking legend. Don't sleep on ll. Yeah, like, ll will go down as one of the greats, he's a goer, all right, okay yeah, we make a producer work today. Oh, it didn't all right, we couldn't find, we couldn't find the budget for the video but, make your assumptions in the comments below.
Speaker 5:Wait, pause, it pause it this nigga said get in a lap dance while I smash through your boat.
Speaker 2:First off that sounds.
Speaker 5:That is fucking terrible.
Speaker 2:Steve like you're like you can't even front okay, wait hold on, wait, wait, deep blue sea on this, okay, okay. He said when do sharks need live dances?
Speaker 4:he's the shark he's the shark as he's smashing through yes, that's why he said that's why he said titanic were boat.
Speaker 5:That's why he's smashing through his boat. That's why he said Titanic were to sing.
Speaker 4:I'm the one you mean, because he in the ocean swimming around he's the deepest blue.
Speaker 2:He's the deepest blue and his hat is like a shark's fin.
Speaker 6:I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:This is great. I'm sorry. We had a real infatuation with rain.
Speaker 5:Like we always had to be warm. I wonder if that shit is cold, like I hope it's warm.
Speaker 2:Look how cheesy this fucking animation was. Look, he's trying to Listen. I don't have anything to start with.
Speaker 4:Look at this.
Speaker 6:Listen, I love me some Sharknado. He was in shape with this one. I got a bridge Take it deeper.
Speaker 4:Can we pause?
Speaker 2:I forgot I had a bridge. That sounds like my Saturday night.
Speaker 5:I forgot I had a bridge. Take it deeper and then the back he's always gonna ll. Why did this song need a bridge?
Speaker 2:that's why did this fucking need a bridge, like why do you think he's all up in the fucking camera?
Speaker 5:yeah, but like if this is about to be deep, like if it's about sharks, I don't think women are gonna be like oh my god l? L. So I don't know why I needed a bridge, but you know it's epic.
Speaker 2:I'm like does anybody know if he made like uh, make it wet reference at all? Because if not, no, not yet he's talking mad about killing.
Speaker 5:That's why I'm like what does it need? A sexy bridge? Talk about get it. Yeah, I don't know, maybe I don't know you can continue.
Speaker 1:That's Because this part's unnecessary.
Speaker 2:He's going deeper. Ooh, he's going to stop.
Speaker 6:Maybe a verse and a half. That's a good thing Damn.
Speaker 1:Damn, I'm gonna be a person.
Speaker 6:Fire, oh yeah, fire. It's like six minutes for a movie soundtrack. This is like that's what I'm saying, saying this is what people used to give a shit about it.
Speaker 4:I don't think I was black. Can I ask you?
Speaker 2:a question with a pause, real quick. Why is he wearing a do-rag?
Speaker 5:you know, ella has always he's always wore a do-rag with no hair yeah, he does have a bald stage, right.
Speaker 2:You know what's funny? Am I correct? He was bald, right, I thought he was.
Speaker 5:Yeah, has he always been bald.
Speaker 2:No, not in the early days, I don't remember him ever having hair.
Speaker 5:Even back in I mean like I don't remember him ever. He always wore a hat, kango hat, go hat or something he always. He's never had hair, I don't think. No, I still think he was in his bald phase here no, he was.
Speaker 2:He was always. That's what I'm saying. I think he was always bald. Oh well, he's one of the bald baddies like he's got a great bald head.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm. I mean, I think it's shaped fine. It's not like neo, where that shit's all pressing right here, I think, I think it's straight. No me, oh shit, oh man.
Speaker 2:You transformed into a fucking shark and she's squirking upside down in the water. Oh my God, Somebody really paid money to have this video made.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 4:That was great, I know.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, but this is a grace, you know what?
Speaker 2:Because I had to commend Sam for that one. I was like good job, Sam. Did you see this guy?
Speaker 5:This guy. I didn't know, but that nigga was in here. Michael Rapaport was in the movie. Anyway, that's the deepest blues. I didn't know that nigga was in here.
Speaker 2:Michael Rapaport was in the movie Anyway that's the deepest blues.
Speaker 5:I can't believe y'all didn't know about that.
Speaker 2:I really had no idea. I told you I only saw that damn movie like twice.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I loved, loved, loved Deep Blue Sea. That damn movie is so bad it is.
Speaker 2:And they killed Samuel L.
Speaker 5:Jackson.
Speaker 2:But, sam, I heard there's a really good shark movie on Netflix right now.
Speaker 5:I don't know it's not deep. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:I heard it was supposed to be good.
Speaker 5:I ain't bugging with them. You know they all through Florida right now that's what I said.
Speaker 4:I've been really worried about going to Cancun because I'm hoping all the sharks don't.
Speaker 5:Their theory is that the orcas are shifting them there because the orcas are beating the ass a reef shark will be fine.
Speaker 4:No, because you know I love to swim, I love to do as many water activities as possible. I'm the one out in the ocean like yeah, at all hours.
Speaker 5:So the orcas are pissed. They're taking over. They didn't get the fuck out, they land. That's what's happening right now. No, for real. That's what they think is happening.
Speaker 2:What that the orcas are forcing them out.
Speaker 5:Yeah, or beating their ass. So the sharks are swimming away. They're bugging the fuck out.
Speaker 4:They are really bugging, they're just moving up they're just snatching up niggas out of the land.
Speaker 5:They can easily snatch up a baby they going up I know and like swimming back there like shit is crazy.
Speaker 4:They go get they stack be like I got dinner bay. Four people. Four people attacked one beach at one time. It's crazy.
Speaker 2:Okay, do you remember?
Speaker 4:I'm telling you, britney I watched all this shit and these are all these like dangerous tigers.
Speaker 2:I'm just that's what I keep trying to tell you because they can live in salt and fresh water.
Speaker 5:Yeah, because, there's certain sharks that are chill that they don't bother you.
Speaker 4:They used, they were in the bahamas like they don't migrate from the bahamas you know the sharks
Speaker 2:in the bahamas. Don't play in either. We have in the hudson. Really, they gotta be mutated if they're in the fucking hudson if they're in the hudson they're mutated as fuck.
Speaker 4:There ain't no fucking tiger sharks in the hudson.
Speaker 2:That means they're I was watching one of the joe rogan shits, um, and he had one of the guys I guess they had to deal with sharks and shit like that. Uh, they tracked some shit like that fucking made it a tiger shark. That fucking like made it all the way up to, like, um, a fucking lake in, uh, like fucking up north you know, right in the middle of the country huh, did y'all know that river dolphins?
Speaker 5:they look crazy, they're pink, they're ugly too river yes, yes, river yes no, you didn't know about no fucking river dolphins
Speaker 4:I'm so stuck on my shirt really, yeah, dead serious, okay.
Speaker 5:What do you know about them, steve, since you knew I didn't know about river dolphins, so that's why I was shocked. I've heard of them.
Speaker 2:No, the fuck you have, I have you lying, I'm not lying.
Speaker 4:Dolphins aren't as innocent either they might be. They rate them niggas, wait, they're mean as shit yeah because they get tired.
Speaker 5:They were like just because we look nice, don't mean we nice, don't fucking try us. I feel like they tired, they tired we, we tired doing tricks for you, you colonizers. They probably call us colonizers. You know, the niggas is mad smart, so serious. They're just tired of us. Yeah so, but y'all remember the premise of deep blue sea? No, yeah, y'all remember the synopsis, sam, they were trying to. They were trying to cure alzheimer's every you know. So they were using the shark brain for like testing, and then it made the sharks mad smart.
Speaker 2:Isn't that how they fucking made Planet of the Apes Exactly?
Speaker 5:Yep. I forgot that that's the same premise for Planet of the Apes and Planet of the Apes came first, remember, yeah, so they stole Planet of the Apes.
Speaker 2:But I don't think that was the original premise in the original Planet of the apes.
Speaker 4:Oh, probably makes me feel like I'm about to go home and watch.
Speaker 5:No, you gotta watch it again, even watch the part where the scientist bitch takes off her wetsuit for no fucking reason. I still don't understand that. Was she fine?
Speaker 2:I think that was the point. I think it was just to show her, to show her titties, because I was just like she was just like oh god, that's a shock just like oh god, that's a shark.
Speaker 4:Hold on, they're dumb. Because she went to she, she, literally the shark was coming for her.
Speaker 5:The bitch took her wetsuit off for no reason to stand on top of it, to to electrocute with one of the like wires, hanging cords or whatever to electrocute the shark, which she could have did in the wetsuit, like you didn't need to be standing on top naked. And then the dumbest thing this bitch does at the end of the movie was like they were trying to. They had it, you know, marked off because they were doing experiments on the. So the shark, the smartest shit. They were like, oh no, we about to break out because we about to fuck everything up, so that she was like oh god, I, this is my responsibility, so she jumps in the water, so the shit eats her. I don't know how that helped anybody.
Speaker 2:Didn't help anybody. How is she going to fix it if she has to go in the water? And she didn't use the Britney method. She didn't fucking boop it on the nose. Now, according to, Britney.
Speaker 5:LL shouldn't have been surfing on the fucking shark eating his ass, eating his fucking leg, surfing on this, on the fucking shark eating his ass, eating his fucking leg, surfing on that shit for like 20 minutes.
Speaker 2:If he just did this, maybe he would have, maybe she had, maybe it had the fucking, uh, the stuff that makes your ass smell good on the bum bum cream.
Speaker 4:I didn't say it was gonna work on no fucking mega great shark. Yeah, great, a great white that's fucking smarter than everybody.
Speaker 5:You'll see mad stupid shit in that movie. That was my shit. That's how I've watched it so many times. You'll see mad stupid shit. Watch it with adult eyes. It's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4:I'm about to go home or the deepest boot. Yeah, oh, man.
Speaker 2:So I'm excited, Hold on Ll cool.
Speaker 5:j's unhinged in general. That was an unhinged song and video I don't know.
Speaker 4:All I know is bad boys just came out and they didn't have no song for it like this. Remember the second one? No, going on, I'm talking about the new one.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but they they done with soundtracks. They don't do soundtracks anymore, but remember when bad boys had a soundtrack?
Speaker 4:yeah, yeah, of course I mean, I had the dvd, I had the fucking.
Speaker 5:She's like mike larry, I was like all over it so no, I'm saying, lf does a lot of unhinged shit. You ever seen in too deep where he played like a gangster? Um, no, it's not a fish no damn nigga.
Speaker 1:No, we did one church movie no, no wait, it's a street crime.
Speaker 4:Yeah, exactly in too deep is that?
Speaker 5:he plays, he plays a gangster.
Speaker 4:One of those black movies I should have known I didn't want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:No, it's not it is yeah, it is, it is nia long's in it um omar epps, you should have watched it he plays a gangsta called god.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he plays a drug deal against it called god.
Speaker 5:It's a lot of violence I mean he does stick a fucking pool cube up some guy's ass.
Speaker 1:He spits on wait, wait hold on.
Speaker 5:He spits on the. He Just listen to me how unhinged I swear he ad-libbed that shit in. I swear in the movie LO ad-libbed that shit. In he spit on the cue ball thing and he said I swear he ad-libbed that shit Because who the fuck asked you to do that?
Speaker 2:LO, he does mad on his shit yo Don't be bad for him for fucking being a fucking word improviser, not just that, but there's like a fucking word for it unhingean.
Speaker 5:no man, it's a fucking it's like a damn it remember when he licked remember when he licked syrup off that girl's leg and queens in the who do you love video. So who does that in the middle of the summer? Who the fuck is licking chocolate? Oh yeah, of course you would say he can do whatever he wants, I don't think he's cute, really Not even young.
Speaker 4:He was handsome when he was younger.
Speaker 5:I'm not into the bones. You better get into it, bitch. We only getting older.
Speaker 2:That's all you're going to be able to get eventually.
Speaker 5:No. But even if you date young, Hold on Brittany. Let's say you date y'all. Hold on britney, even if you date.
Speaker 4:Let's say you date a young, right, they're losing their hair too, I know, so you might as well just got finding a good hairline yo that's it fall back, I know, steve, and you don't even be showing your shit off, which is wild.
Speaker 2:No, because I haven't had a haircut in like three months. See my hair, look, look y'all want to see.
Speaker 5:Here you go yo that shit happened to be something like that that voice popped in for me this week at work. So I've been having phone issues at work or whatever, and one of the it guys, um, helped me. And then another it guy came and he's like. I was like, oh, it's still not working. So the other it guys like what the other guy looked like, and the first guy was huge, he was big, fat, and I was like he's, he's bigger, you know bigger. And he's like I don't know who you're talking about. And then when he walked away to the girl who was trading me, I was like what do you want me to say? He's fat, okay, he's fat.
Speaker 5:Is that what you want to hear? Is that what you want to hear? He's fat. Is that what you want? He knew what I was saying. That's what shit was pissing me off. I'm like he's bigger Shit just said you're the it either. Yeah, I'll say big, Bigger, big, big, Big back maybe oh because that's fucking, that's nicer than fat.
Speaker 6:That's nicer than fat.
Speaker 5:Oh it is, but hold that thought because, we've got to take a break and we're back.
Speaker 2:Thanks, hey guys. If you're just tuning in, you already know what to do. Hit that like, hit that, subscribe. Thanks for tuning in y'all all right.
Speaker 5:Another unhinged moment. Member back in the attitudeitude Era Booker T Wait. Can I ask?
Speaker 2:a question when did LL like elevate to the point where he gets two podcasts dedicated to him? Because we talked enough about him last week, because I seen that.
Speaker 5:You know what's funny I didn't realize he did so many unhinged things until I found this thread and I was like, oh shit, ll has has been on it for a long time. But listen, listen, do you remember in the wwe attitude air when he used to come out with booker t sometimes and he would do, he would keep doing this because I used to remember a lot of shit. What's wrong? Wrong with that what?
Speaker 2:are you mad about? It's like yo. That fucking bulbous head must be full of all kinds of shit. It's full of secrets.
Speaker 5:It is. I was watching something. They were like I am.
Speaker 1:I'm full of so much. I was a fan.
Speaker 3:Did you like that word bulbous.
Speaker 5:My mom was a huge LO. She had such a crush on him.
Speaker 1:Really.
Speaker 5:Yeah, such a crush on him and like maxwell, so when I was gonna say so, when she has crushes on people, she would play their music, watch all their shit all the fucking time. So I know a lot of maxwell, a lot of information. But yeah, you don't remember that he used to watch wrestling? I don't remember that. He was only one episode. He just kept going like that and the camera guy kept being like chill.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't remember that because they were showing for like they were trying to show.
Speaker 5:You know how they used to try to show the celebrities in the crowd and they would show him and he would do it. They would switch over really fast because he kept doing that shit. Remember he was known for licking his lips all the fucking time. Producer way, could you real fast on youtube look up ll kujay book J Booker T? It might be on there.
Speaker 2:There's no way that's going to pop up. There's no way, maybe. So, as I was saying, we're wrapping up. No, we're not near yet. We're on the last joint we just started fool, ew, some nasties. Just nasty little yucks, but no, just nasty little yucks, but no, like I said, camping. I am excited. I am going camping this year. How many days? Oh, just the weekend. When are you going? Oh, we decided August, first weekend of August.
Speaker 4:Okay, Alright, I could probably make that. My co-workers have been trying to get me to go camp them for a minute. They're all like about that lake and camp life there it is.
Speaker 5:Yes, yes yes, yes, baby, you found it first off.
Speaker 2:Save the sex noises for the room. Oh no, put the help on the back. Yeah see, y'all gotta invest in just a little bit of money in those commercials and they'll pop up again.
Speaker 5:Remember this, steve. Oh, I don't remember this shit. By the way, shout out to Booker T, he's a legend.
Speaker 6:Hey man, I recall your ass being invited.
Speaker 3:You got the hell up on me, man.
Speaker 5:But you never touched me.
Speaker 3:Sucker Ever touch, sucker ever touch me. I came here to talk to somebody. I came to talk to you. Yeah, yeah, I want to know why I wasn't invited to the premiere rollerball in these two suckers I forgot about that.
Speaker 2:That was a good movie I went to five times, five times, five times wcw champ.
Speaker 4:Yeah right with the same man who kicked Triple H's ass.
Speaker 5:On Raw single hander, keep that shit on please.
Speaker 6:Oh my god, this is exactly what this was on UPN.
Speaker 5:Oh my god.
Speaker 3:In this damn movie. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 6:You're not the leading man in the movie, because there was no scene in the movie when somebody gets their ass kicked in a grocery store. Yeah, remember that, of course.
Speaker 2:I remember that.
Speaker 1:You did get your ass kicked in a grocery store.
Speaker 6:Lettuce Apples flying all over your head Lettuce.
Speaker 3:Just say that I'll tell you what. What I want you and I want you to lace them up. I'm going to find me a partner and I'm going to show your punk ass who the real star is around this mug Sucker, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:He kept doing that, this whole fucking episode, every time they showed him he kept doing that shit. What the fuck was that? I don't know, but you know LO is just a big pussy eating ass, nigga.
Speaker 2:You just tell him he just loves to eat the box shout out to him as a fellow pussy true mouth guy yeah right, you're, just you're just a false mouth guy
Speaker 5:he is the mouth guy. He's been licking his lips since 93 well, tell that nigga to fucking use.
Speaker 2:Vaseline.
Speaker 5:I'm surprised they ain't chap no, they're moisturized with vagina juices see the vaginas, yeah yeah you are false mouth god, that's why that's what happens? Just a false mouth. God man, you wish he's a real mouth, god we pray to him and
Speaker 2:ella, we trust the crown sits comfortably on thy head no, I, I see why.
Speaker 4:He was a little thirst trap. That was already. He was really handsome, you bugger. I sat with a beanie on here. Please keep it on, yo sam. So did you not?
Speaker 2:I know you retired nasty notice.
Speaker 5:Notice.
Speaker 2:Oh yes.
Speaker 5:Brittany has brought something to my attention that made me want to Reinstate Nasty Notice real fast.
Speaker 5:Like I said you know I'll do Nasty Notice Every once in a while, but it won't be every episode. But this week's Nasty Notice Goes out to those stray male Cats out there now. My cats, maggie, my little kitten Maggie I don't know where she at right now, but she's in heat. And then Brittany had me thinking, had me thinking she's like, oh my God, she's like, oh yeah, those male old ass cats be fucking these kittens. And I was like you're right, well no first you said she's underage.
Speaker 2:First she said yo just let her out for a night. Yes, she did.
Speaker 5:She said no. First you said she's underage. First she said yo just let her out for a night. Yes, she did. She said let her out.
Speaker 4:Let her get raped and gang banged and come back pregnant with some bastard's child. Let her get out, fuck and then come home and be all right.
Speaker 5:Because she is. She's crying for the day.
Speaker 2:Sammy, ready to be no fucking grandma.
Speaker 4:And then it just occurred to me that these kittens and these cats that have no homes or they're out there and you know they're young.
Speaker 2:They're underage. Hold on, just imagine she has little kids running around that she don't get fixed. You heard her Young, not fixed, she's like, but she's just a fuck. Hold on, I'm trying to do it Old alley cat Hold on, I'm yeah, I wouldn't have.
Speaker 1:She's like yeah, yeah, they want to come through.
Speaker 3:Get his rocks off on my baby kitten, she's not even a year old.
Speaker 2:She's not even a year old. She's not a year old. But how old is that? In human years, are we using cat years? I?
Speaker 5:thought it was seven years. That means she would be. She's not even seven yet, okay, okay. See, this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:So I don't know. I just wonder if it's as an epidemic, as I was thinking, I didn't think of that at all.
Speaker 5:So Brittany definitely enlightened me because I'm like yo. They probably in some old alley cats raping these kittens.
Speaker 2:These baby kittens.
Speaker 1:That's crazy to me. That's crazy when I make the fresh pussy joke that's crazy to say about my cat.
Speaker 5:She's a baby. You're like, yeah, they want some fresh pussy.
Speaker 1:Like that's crazy you're adding on to the rapey old man cat shit.
Speaker 4:Yes, steve Damn.
Speaker 5:So, old nasty cats, old nasty alley cats, you're on nasty notice.
Speaker 3:In the words of the great Anton Dodson Hide your kids hide your wife, hide your husband and hide your kittens, because they raping everybody out here.
Speaker 5:Hit me, hit me, hit me hit me, hit me, hit me.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, yeah, all right, y'all I'll give you one second, you're red as hell like a cherry tomato.
Speaker 5:Damn oh fuck.
Speaker 2:Okay, guys. Uh, I just want to thank you guys for tuning in To this week's episode. We hope you enjoyed it. Oh, my god so, and my throat hurts.
Speaker 6:And False mouth guy.
Speaker 2:I'm your host, stephen. I'm Sim Crystal and, as always, please stereotype responsibly.
Speaker 1:I'm your host Steven.
Speaker 2:I'm Sim Crystal, it's Brittany and, as always, please stereotype responsibly and we'll be back next week with another motherfucking episode.
Speaker 1:Peace y'all.
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