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Going To Hell
What happens when Mother Nature throws a tornado at Albany and YouTube throws content restrictions at us? Our latest episode kicks off with an apology for last week's technical hiccups, but we promise it's worth sticking around! From power outages to dodging hail, we share our wild weather stories and how some of us managed to stay cool without AC amid upstate New York's chaos. It's a rollercoaster of personal anecdotes that you won't want to miss.
Moving into more serious terrain, we tackle the deeply misunderstood intersection of homelessness and the criminal justice system. Forget the myths about committing petty crimes for a roof over your head; the reality is far more complicated and heartbreaking. Through heartfelt stories, including the life of a homeless man named Tommy, we shed light on the real struggles and flawed societal perceptions that these individuals face daily. We even dive into the challenges posed by extreme public behaviors and the strain on our community resources.
Relationships are put to the ultimate test when illness and disability enter the picture. We spark a lively debate on loyalty and societal views on disability, challenging each other—and our listeners—to rethink those "in sickness and health" vows. Wrapping up on a lighter note, we recount our experiences in curvy modeling, from styling challenges to newfound friendships. Join us for this rollercoaster of emotions, thought-provoking discussions, and a celebration of curves and confidence.
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Speaker 3:I know I was right, but then they was like you sounded like a game show.
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Speaker 2:everybody, welcome to the show. It's the king of the half-resents, it's Oreo. We are back once again podcasting to you and, as always, we got the ladies. Yeah, yeah, darlings, tell them who are you. It's him crystal. It's brittany and I'm your host steven this is the minority, plus one podcast chip disclaimer. Damn steve already.
Speaker 1:Hi guys, you're not gonna say disclaimer too, um like I'm a light disclaimer disclaimer. Yeah, we gotta shorten it a little bit yeah let's claim claim she's claim all right.
Speaker 3:Oh my gosh, y'all sorry about last week's episode, our bad, deepest bluest. We were trying to do a reaction video. I don't know how these youtube channels do it and don't get demonetized, so as as I'm trying to upload it, they're like that and the footage of ll cool j and um, the footage of ll cool j with wwe.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that also had to get taken down, all that shit and it sucks. It was such a funny episode. You guys gotta watch that LL Cool J music video which I did link in the bio of last week's episode. So yeah, I mean, if anything, you can hear the music on the, you know, on our podcast streaming services, but you can't watch it with us. So I mean, if you want to hear the music and us like reacting to it, go to wherever you stream your podcast. But yeah, sucks youtube, is it? Won't?
Speaker 2:let us be great, some bullshit ah man, we got to get more familiar with this shit I mean, I don't know how much more we can.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you I literally watch. I literally have channels that I watch, that that react to movies that break down, movies that break down shows.
Speaker 2:Honestly, I think they get some kind of special. I really think they get some kind of special permission I don't know I've I looked, I googled.
Speaker 3:It's like the only thing that would help me was like how to be able to play my video and I had to cut those, had to mute those parts out. So when you guys watch it on youtube, you'll see parts are muted. So that's why I said go to our you know, go to our podcast, you know itunes, spotify, wherever you stream, and you can hear the music video, but you can't watch it anyway it was such a good episode, it was so funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because they didn't put it out, it didn't go out for nothing. Yeah, it didn't even show up on mine.
Speaker 3:Well, it's out but like I said, the parts that we were reacting to are all muted. It's okay. So you'll hear in little parts of us like laughing and being like you know that bar was trash. You don't hear what the bar is. So again, y'all, if y'all want to, you know, hear us react, just go to wherever you stream your podcast.
Speaker 2:You can hear it there so how is everybody on this amazingly rainy week that we have had here?
Speaker 1:it's actually been super duper hot, but the past muggy, yes, muggy, humidity, crazy fucking.
Speaker 2:It reminded me of when I, like, lived in florida for an entire week that's a fact, I feel like it's been every single day so it is what it is. Welcome to upstate new york, where the weather decides to do whatever it damn well pleases right now.
Speaker 3:We got a lot of tornado watch.
Speaker 1:We got a lot of storms. That's really cool, yeah, but yo, did you hear about the shit that happened in albany? From, like the, we got a lot of tornado watch. We got a lot of storm, which is pretty awesome, I'm not gonna lie, that's really cool, yeah, but yo, did you hear about the shit that happened in?
Speaker 2:Albany from, like, the storm two days ago. We're recording this on Sunday, yeah, so about that shit like a partial torty, a tornado, a torty, that's what I call it torties, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1:So a partial on Broadway, broadway, broadway where Albany? Yeah where the building. Part of the building collapsed yes, yes, yes, but that was from the tornado that's, that's what I heard. That was just from some.
Speaker 2:I thought it was just because I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1:I was about to get in the shower and wash my hair and I just had gotten in from work. It just started, it got real dark and black and then all of a sudden I saw these. Hey, they were hail like this big, like coming down. I was like what the fuck? And then the power just went out and I was like yep, I bet you still gotta go.
Speaker 3:I got the power. Had went out a couple times at my place I was like the power was going out every like 20 minutes really, yeah, yesterday, you guys.
Speaker 1:Well, what do you expect happens when it's so hot and humid and then the cold comes in, and then it just mixes together and makes the perfect storm?
Speaker 2:so all I gotta say is I got by just fine no power outages, and and all I needed was a cross breeze and a ceiling fan. Baby, no ac needed you don't got. No, I'm good, I don't need it nick.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, because you have a basement apartment.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so it's always cool, you're good yeah, I just opened the windows and it's always cool, even when it's human and no windows during the day it's like but if I cook one fucking thing, the whole house but, I want to just try it out. I was like, if I can get away with not needing an ac because it's not like I have company over right, then I'm not going to.
Speaker 3:Honestly, I'd be good my third apartment was was a basement apartment and it really it does stay cool.
Speaker 2:You really don't normally need an ac, but baby, you know what that means in the winter.
Speaker 3:You need that mother that heat. That heat though in the winter, yeah, in that basement apartment yeah, and at the time this is when apartments still had heat and hot water included in the red.
Speaker 1:I don't think I don't think any apartment does that anymore.
Speaker 3:At all. So it was controlled. So during the days and I had a, I had a, I didn't have a regular shift cause I worked at a hair salon, so it's like different shifts. So he assumed I, we all went to work during the day and then at four the heat would kick off but it'd be brick for eight hours. And I was telling him like no, you know, we got different shifts. Like he was like that he had that shit locked up in the little thing. It was locked.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he said you get it between the hours of. I'm like sometimes I don't, I don't, you know, I make sense. He turns around forward.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 1:She should be home when you need that shit not knowing.
Speaker 3:I'm like he's like get some blankets. No, the earliest he would turn that shit on was two. I convinced him. I'm like hey, like, some days I don't work. I'm you know, I'm at home, I'm not working that day. I think she was willing to compromise.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he was compromising. He's like all right, listen two o'clock, that's the best I got.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's what he said I mean two, two. I was like fine, fuck it. Thank you, dog small victories.
Speaker 2:Yeah right, he could have just easily said no like. So it's like yeah, thank you where you going, right, you ain't gonna go nowhere. It's too cold, right I?
Speaker 3:think this apartment was funny. The landlord this is when I had section eight, not the part, not the other apartment with that fat ass white Aaron kicked me out of. It was the apartment after that. So I had another apartment. Uh, it was on Henry Johnson but by the park and I was right there like a hop from Washington park. It was so nice. I was right on Henry johnson on the good side and that apartment was cool, but we had this racist ass dude that lived up stairs from us why does?
Speaker 3:this racist ass white dude like everybody's. No, I don't know, I don't know. It ain't it really? Listen, I wish y'all would hear me this. It really don't be me like I can take accountability. This motherfucker was racist, okay, so that's why his ass got kicked out and he was sleeping outside, all right.
Speaker 3:So long story short, I was sitting outside, I was in the basement apartment, but the you know, I was sitting outside on the stairs. Outside he's like it was me and my ex-boyfriend, his friend, and he's like who are you? What are you doing here? And we're like we live downstairs. Oh, he let you people. And I didn't catch on to what he meant by you people. I thought he meant kids because we were young as fuck. We're like 20. Yeah, yeah, you people. Oh, and he called the landlord and the landlord's like yeah, they live there like a big thing. So I guess he was a veteran, right, because he kept talking about how he was in the army and all this other shit.
Speaker 3:Fat, chubby, white dude. I don't think he was paying his rent. So one day we're pulling up and you know how? There's the? How do I explain this? There's the stairs, there's the outside door, then there's the inside door, so it's that little, tiny little piece where the mailboxes go. Yeah, all you see is a sneaker hanging out of the door, and we're like what the fuck? He the landlord kicked his ass out. He had nowhere to go, so he was sleeping in that little section. Damn, and it was cold as fuck that night.
Speaker 2:You got what you deserved, though I mean shit, I mean no you can't be.
Speaker 3:Well, he, I think he was also homophobic and, mind you, the landlord was gay. Oh yeah, he was all those things he was. He was a shitty ass person, so he got what he deserved. But I'll never forget. We pulled up and just see two pairs of fucking sneakers hanging out the fucking door like this. We're like, and the landlord's like yeah, yeah, we had to kick him out. I was like, oh shit, because I was like, um, should I let this dude?
Speaker 2:inside, even like let him still sleep in the no little hallway no, hell, no, they call the cops on his ass all right, so he still got free room and board. Oh, you're talking about jail. You know, they can't just throw homeless people in jail.
Speaker 1:They don't like to do that.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, but we're talking about back in, you know they can't just throw homeless people in jail they don't like to do that.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, but we're talking about back in the day.
Speaker 3:No, back in the day, this is like 2012. Calm down.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, but 2012 is vastly different than 2024, and you damn well know it Well.
Speaker 3:Steve, people always say that, oh yo, if I was homeless I would just do some shit or commit a crime. They do not, they don't. They do not because they know homeless. Do people do that shit all the time just so that they can sleep there for a few days, maybe a week, and then go home like that's just a waste of intel and didn't take paperwork, all this other shit? No, hell, no. They caught on to that a long time ago and that to me I always thought it was stupid, because you're, let's say you do on, eventually get your life together, you got all these fucking charges and records and shit.
Speaker 3:Because you wanted to steal bubble gum, because you need a place to sleep for a week.
Speaker 2:See, I wouldn't say bubble gum.
Speaker 1:Because they only keep you in there for a week.
Speaker 3:The solicitors too, like the women that be prostituting. That's why they don't lock them all up, they keep.
Speaker 2:they might lock some up, they only can keep them in there for a week, fine.
Speaker 3:I'll just locked up for a week harmless, harmless I'll just be allowed, we'll do they'll. They'll pretend to be injured, going to the emergency room so that they can be admitted for maybe like two or three days yeah, that's different.
Speaker 2:I I don't want to use their resources, I'd rather use the jails resources why?
Speaker 1:why the jails?
Speaker 2:I don't know, it just seemed more fitting. I just feel like I'd be taken away from the people who really, really need help at the hospital if I'm just over there for my own selfish needs are you still gonna have some kind of world assuming.
Speaker 3:If you're homeless, you can only care about yourself. They're only in and out like don't intake them for like maybe three or four days. They will give them a room for three or four days.
Speaker 2:Depending on that, you cannot be denied at the fucking hospital they're not showering.
Speaker 3:They might have all types of infections. Okay, for example, curly, remember his store. Uh, there was a homeless white guy. His name was tommy. I'll never forget him drunk, he was a complete drunk lush. He used to shit on himself and walk around. That's commitment in shit. I don't know if you remember him. He always would come by and buy beers and stuff, like that harmless dude, but he was. He smelled of shit, okay, and the flies would be all up in his ass was his nickname stinky britches flies in his ass.
Speaker 2:Yes, he said wait, why were you looking? Can we just take a?
Speaker 3:moment he used to hang outside why is?
Speaker 1:nobody caring about their hygiene. Because this is, I'm telling you. I've had two people come into the dispensary in the past week and no, no, no.
Speaker 3:This is like what the fuck is going on regular one dude just walked in and he was like it's expensive but we're going past stink.
Speaker 1:We're going past stink and stench here. We're going to people just coming in peed in their pants oh shit pee in their pants, just peeing in their pants while they're ordering weed. Yeah, yeah, you know, I did just pee in my pants.
Speaker 3:I'm like wait as they're in line, they have, they're talking on the floor just literally piss piss a woman.
Speaker 1:No, this was a dude. Another guy had took a shit out while he was waiting in line and just moving along the bench with the shit, so I'm mirroring the shit, so I just want to know.
Speaker 3:Yes, so you don't think they were homeless, is it?
Speaker 1:no, they were not. No, they were not homeless. This one guy was like I just got off of work he was so weird how he was talking to me, carrying on the conversation, talking about the weed. He's gonna get how he wants to feel and then being like, oh yeah, I'm peeing and I'm like oh god, please tell me how old he's serious. No, this dude, this dude had to be 28, 29, I don't know all right mental, mental I don't know girl I know.
Speaker 1:No, sam, he's a fucking I don't have time to think about holding my bladder, I just let it go.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying the fucking idea is joking. I'm thinking, saying I'm gonna let the fucking idea joking.
Speaker 1:I'm thinking he's joking until he backs up and there's literally a whole piss in his khakis, a whole fucking piss thing. So I'm like so he's a fucking nut, you really did pee, so we're pooping, peeing, and then you tell me about this okay, so I'll tell you.
Speaker 3:But doesn't that make more sense than some nigga that just got off of work and said it gots to take a shit like right?
Speaker 2:here right now like no, right here, right now. I'm just like everybody. Why are we?
Speaker 3:just shitting and pooping and peeing on ourselves okay so besides, okay, so why I talked about that guy? Tommy, homeless white guy he was. He was a customer all the time at the, at the corner store, all the time. All the time he would buy beers. Weirdly enough, he would buy. You know what's funny? And Curly should have said no, no, that I'm gonna tell you a story actually. So he would always buy scratch offs and beer and, weirdly enough, he would always win maybe a dollar, two dollars, to go get more beer. Weirdly enough, he was weirdly lucky in that way. So one day so how I know Brittany again I think I've told you I know my best friend was her, is her son's father. So, cordell, I would always go over there and hang out with them. One day, tommy walks in. Cordell says man, you gotta get out. Man, he started taking a shower. A shower. Man curly comes in right behind tommy. He's like yo, what the fuck is you doing? He's a customer, they. They were arguing about this and I can't front curly's right.
Speaker 3:He is a customer there he spends money all day, every day there, no matter what he does, his life, no matter what he does, all right see I gotta be honest, who gives a fuck?
Speaker 2:if you're a customer, it don't matter. There's plenty of no entry without shoes and shirts, so you are allowed to have fucking rules at your business. I'm sorry, so that means thank you.
Speaker 1:Like you coming in nasty and shit like there's nothing wrong. There's another guy that comes into the dispensary drooling all over the fucking place drooling these are mentally sick people, so I come I know, and no one wants to hand this, they got a fucking paper towel. No, I will. Anytime he comes up to me, I go. I'm like all right, tori, I go grab some paper towels, hand them over to him. Why he's drooling? What's up with towels? Hand them over to him why he's drooling.
Speaker 3:What's up with his?
Speaker 1:mouth. I don't know why he's drooling, but the point of the matter is he could be drooling on my fucking cat in front of me.
Speaker 3:He's just drooling, wait, no wait, but it's like you can't help it.
Speaker 1:It's going, so maybe he's no, you know he looks at me every time and he's like thank you, you're welcome, yeah you know what I mean like thank you, he can't help us, okay, so I'm gonna give you.
Speaker 3:What's the difference between tommy shitty?
Speaker 1:ass and jewel man currently should have been like yo, you coming in here every day like, just just please clean up after yourself.
Speaker 3:We got we can't have. And we're back. I just want to say I mean, I agree with what you guys. Nobody wants to deal with that shit, like I remember I agree listen. I remember when I used to take the bus to schenectady, there was this one fucking guy who smelled so bad. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:He always used to walk through the mall, crazy dude. He dressed like a 70s pimp all the time, but he smelled like stale urine. Oh no, brittany, these are poor people problems.
Speaker 3:But I'm saying he would also walk through the mall. He had no teeth Hair back here, he would clear a bus I remember one time he would clear I was going to schenectady and I was sitting next uh, this white girl. He was about to sit next to her and she said get the fuck away from me. Right the fuck now.
Speaker 2:I said that's right girl and that's what we need to start doing again.
Speaker 3:So why I? I understand all that.
Speaker 3:I don't want to be around that shit either but my point and that in that argument between curly and cordell, my friends, is that I felt like cordell embarrassed this dude because when he walked up he knows he's shitty, he he said okay, what I mean is when he came out to get the beer, that's when cordell was like yo, you need to start taking a shower before you come in here, blah, blah. When I looked at that guy's face, he looked like he wanted To burst out in tears. I felt so fucking bad. Clearly he is not well In any way, shape or form and he's knows that, and he's disgusted and embarrassed by himself. But his addiction is so bad as well. So when I seen his face and I I was like all right, cordell, like maybe you shouting this shit out through the whole fucking story, like I was like come on, cordell like, but he's not saying shit that people don't already say and already know.
Speaker 2:Here's my thing.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's when curly comes in, it's like yo, this man spends money here daily, which is true. He is a customer and you want to teach your customers respect so they can come back. But I get all sides. But I, yeah, I just you gotta when you're in the business, right you? Just said it yeah but you said it, this is your job right, yeah, this is part of your job, is it? It is. Why do I have to be?
Speaker 1:why does my nose and me have to be subjected to your nastiness.
Speaker 3:It's not right it's not fair, you can do about it stinky and smelly and fucking.
Speaker 1:just don't care. If you don't care, order that shit to your house. Order, fucking DoorDash.
Speaker 2:We have delivery Like if you want to be nasty like that, if you want to be fucking nasty you fucking stay.
Speaker 1:It's those fees.
Speaker 3:It really is, it really is Ours actually isn't bad.
Speaker 1:Fucking $10, like come on.
Speaker 3:What Just stay your ass? Wait, no, no, does that include tip? I just about to say that, because DoorDash doesn't include no motherfucking tip, it's a $10 delivery free to go between.
Speaker 1:fucking has to be over $100.
Speaker 2:Okay $10 and a 25 mile radius, so we go pretty far.
Speaker 3:Wait, a 25 mile radius, 25 miles. So we go pretty far and wait hold 25 miles.
Speaker 2:So we go pretty far and wait, hold on and remember doordash has three other fees.
Speaker 1:I did a delivery last year if I live 25 miles away all the way past in deep del mar, and this nigga didn't give me no tip.
Speaker 2:Now I feel okay, no, that's disrespectful.
Speaker 1:I feel that's what I'm saying so we're delivering, we're driving out to you guys. 10 for you're gonna spend over a hundred dollars on weed. You fucking are gonna like ten dollars on is you give?
Speaker 2:like a little tip. That should be good like would you have been happy with ten dollars? I would have been happy with ten dollars, lady that reminds me of this video.
Speaker 3:I've seen this lady. She was a door dash driver and I think she drove 45 minutes, mind you, if I'm not mistaken. You can choose if you want to drive these distances. As far as I know, so she could have easily said no to this 45 minute, whatever she gets there. He tipped her eight dollars. She's like you, only tipped me eight dollars, took that food and went back yo I was like I mean eight dollars. All I know is I don't fuck with y'all y'all don't be, I don't give a shit, because I already had it with one of y'all.
Speaker 2:I always will just give the tip that door recommends you know, and it says they suggest this amount.
Speaker 1:I just me too.
Speaker 2:I go with that, I don't change yeah, me too like, yeah, whatever little suggestion but nah, the hygiene shit is a real issue. It's a fucking problem. I feel like it's an extra problem going into summer.
Speaker 1:I just don't understand. And then we've had the conversations of how you tell your friends that they smell bad. I still haven't really got there. If I ever smell, I'm like they're like we've never smelled it. I'm like, if I ever smell, well again, if I ever do. I just want to know listen again we've had this conversation, okay, why?
Speaker 3:I talked about tommy. The store thing I want to wrap that up is because when he uh, you know, when someone called an ambulance for him because he was really, really drunk on the floor sleeping, they know what's wrong now. He went to the hospital. The nurses cleaned him up, bathed him remember, he has shit they cut his hair. He was admitted for like a week and came right back out and did the same shit. He looked like a new man when they cleaned him up and he came back out on the streets. It was crazy. So that's why I said that, because we're talking about homeless people living somewhere. But back to hygiene. Yes, I've noticed more and more this summer's deodorant is not in people's grocery list.
Speaker 2:I get it y'all. It's expensive as fuck. It's not even just that, but you're gonna have to sacrifice something to make sure your ass don't be stinking. I don't smell fully the same like I. Like I don't either. My co-worker be like you really don't smell that and I really I have to leave the room but come back.
Speaker 1:And it's when I come back is when it hits me full force, where I'm like, oh shit I think covid injured my shit too because they'd be like. You don't smell that.
Speaker 3:I'm like covid, like really fucked up my nose. I'd be paranoid like what? What wouldn't be letting you smell? I'd be like what I don't have smell right now honestly we can't just.
Speaker 2:Maybe it just changes because we're getting older real fast.
Speaker 1:You know what my co-worker tried to pull that shit on me too. Talk about you're just getting older, you're just getting older, you're just getting fuck you.
Speaker 2:I mean, I get older and that's gonna make that your smell at some point you're gonna be able to see no that far at some point 37 years old.
Speaker 1:Can we stop please acting like I'm on the verge of fucking like 80. You know what I mean. Talk about oh, you're getting older. Your smell is going. I'm 37 years old that's.
Speaker 2:Will you calm down?
Speaker 3:I'm turning 38 is it because we're getting close to 40, it doesn't mean we're gonna lose smell can we fucking take a minute here?
Speaker 1:so, and I hate this it's like you're making people feel scared to get older. That's your fault. You know what I mean. That's your wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Can you give me a second please?
Speaker 2:I'm not a female I'm not letting britney pulled this. Oh, it's so crazy because people are just so scared to get shot the fuck up about this horse shit. It is so fucking dope. To get older, you got to think about it.
Speaker 1:It's a blessing you get to well, then, stop talking shit. I'm not talking shit. I think it's awesome.
Speaker 2:I think it's awesome because I can't wait for my nose follicles to go, so I don't have to smell you stinky bastards I don't give a fuck. I I look I'm the one on here saying I can't wait to get older so I can shit my britches and just no, and just not give a fuck, but you gotta talk about Tommy shitting himself Adult diaper baby. That's respectful.
Speaker 1:I'm wearing an adult diaper. That is respectful. No, I can respect that If you wanna come in here and piss and pee and poop all over the fucking place.
Speaker 3:But you got your diaper on. You got your diaper on.
Speaker 2:But if it's a little bit of class.
Speaker 1:That's a little bit of class.
Speaker 3:That's a little bit of class I hope to god I never lose my ability to use the bathroom by myself. Okay, I don't want to shit or piss myself well, sam, that you so.
Speaker 2:Sam, so hold on. So do you remember last week? I just said just take care of it I don't want to smell it just put it check this shit out. Do you remember what she said last week? No, it's not, the's going to conceal a little bit. Do you remember what she said last week? She's like I just want to get bad, as big as a fucking wheel.
Speaker 3:I just want to stuff my face.
Speaker 2:I did I said that shit, Brittany. Now she's over here saying I don't ever want to get to the point where I lose my faculty what?
Speaker 3:does being a fat ass have to do with my fucking bowel movements, nigga, because as you get older, you're definitely going to need help, but they still have bowels. They still have bowel movements, you're going to need help.
Speaker 1:They're coming in swiping their ass.
Speaker 2:We're going to get our ass wiped. You're going to have producer Bay hop under there cleaning your undercarriage. Wait what? You're going to have producer Bay under there putting the undercarriage for you, absolutely you fucking better.
Speaker 3:I'll be all up in his ass if I had to do it.
Speaker 1:Shit. Nah, I'm going to hire somebody that's love.
Speaker 3:No, I'm going to put my gloves on. I'm going to put the gloves that go up to the elbows, just in case Shoot shoot. Come on, wait. Like you're about to inseminate a cow. I'd be like, come on, honey, let's go, let's get you out of the party, that's exactly what I'm getting at. Alright, listen that's. That's what's part right there.
Speaker 2:Oh, my lord, so you wipe him.
Speaker 3:Yes, I would. If he's, sick, I would wipe.
Speaker 2:Yes, I didn't say if he was sick Bitch, I didn't tell you what you are.
Speaker 3:That's why You're over here adding sickness to the shit. I said because that I didn't say if he was sick, bitch. I didn't say if he was sick, I didn't tell you what you are. That's why I mean, you're over here Adding sickness to the shit. I said Because that's when it really. That's when the shit hits the fan, that's when you really know Someone's down for you, no pun intended. Literally that's when. That's when you know Someone's really down for you when you're sick, like whatever the case may be.
Speaker 2:That's when you know somebody really fuck with you. I'm talking about a willingness. I'm talking about a willingness to let yourself go.
Speaker 3:No, that's.
Speaker 2:That's what he's talking about. I don't know what you were talking about?
Speaker 1:First of all, did producer bae say if I gave one more?
Speaker 3:pass. He'd say it's out of here for you, fatty, like you know Like, come on. Clearly he ain't gonna be around if bitch get fatter, I'm saying if I can maintain where I'm at now, gil just wait If you're on a thyroid you're good, oh wait.
Speaker 2:Is that fucked up to say oh, so it was wrong for me to say I would hire somebody.
Speaker 1:I didn't say that.
Speaker 3:I didn't say that was a broken head.
Speaker 1:I'm still supporting him through his knees. You ain't shit. That's what I'm saying. I'm supporting him, you ain't shit.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of shit puns going right now.
Speaker 3:These are conversations you have to make sure because I was going to say I could not even get older, I could have an accident. Something could happen to me, never know.
Speaker 1:God forbid. And then what I'm married and now you have a disabled partner Right. And then what Brittany said bye.
Speaker 3:She said.
Speaker 2:I'm out of here. I I was just waiting for the death. I was just waiting for the death. I haven't seen that.
Speaker 1:She said I'll put you in here. She said this would be the joke. I got a joke.
Speaker 3:She got to put him in his bed, she got to have their suitcases by the door and said I did what I could and leave.
Speaker 2:She said those vows only said through sickness and in health. He is not sick. He is healthy enough to get his own self around.
Speaker 3:I do not need this. I do not need this. I'm done Check his temperature.
Speaker 2:He's fine, he's out my suitcases are at the door. So, uh, you know, you don't know them fucking fake disabled, he ain't gonna be fake disabled. I just saying all right. All right because we were talking about something and I said something and y'all said I was fucked up for this. And I don't believe so because I told y'all I don't, I don't treat disabled people like super special, like I don't, I treat them exactly like equals.
Speaker 3:I don't think they want to be treated. They just want to be treated normally, exactly, they're not super special.
Speaker 2:So that's what I'm saying, so that's what I do, so I'm sorry. No, you treat them below nigga. No, no, no, no, no. You said you back-bunched them.
Speaker 3:You said that you were running ahead of time.
Speaker 2:So, sam, let's say we're both going for the self-checkout, right, you're gonna race them there. Yes, I want to get to that shit first. There's one left. I got shit to do too. Excuse me, wheels, I'm not gonna be like, hey, yo, no, you could go. Nope, I got it. Hey, thanks, bud, I got you. I don't treat you no.
Speaker 3:Okay, One of my. I remember when I worked at so much Honestly.
Speaker 2:I never had an issue. One gave me an attitude. One time I told him to go fuck himself.
Speaker 3:Do they make you feel uncomfortable?
Speaker 2:No, Never, never they.
Speaker 1:They don't make me feel uncomfortable. They don't make me feel uncomfortable and they're like what Is that what you're about to bring up? What you're about to bring up? No, I don't think I'm going to bring up that.
Speaker 3:What are you bringing up? That what? What are?
Speaker 1:you going to bring up Nothing, I don't know. They really don't make me feel. Why do you think they make me feel uncomfortable? They don't make me feel. Why do you think they make me feel uncomfortable? They don't make me feel uncomfortable. Old people make you sometimes make me feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 2:Okay, older people do like like. Why though?
Speaker 1:I don't know what it is like. If I knew, I'd be able to tell you, guys.
Speaker 2:I yeah, no, I had a friend who said that they feel uncomfortable around special needs people okay, I have a girl a co-worker.
Speaker 3:I love her. We worked at someone which is a bra store, so it's a very intimate space.
Speaker 2:You gotta, you gotta, size them so how many titties you felt in your time there titties.
Speaker 3:They get the fuck. Then how the hell do you measure? You measure over the bra shirt. What the fuck is the point? All right anyway that's a dumb job, you fucking creep listen. So so the lady, the lady wheels in, she's in a wheelchair and she's also sounds like she's a lady wheels in.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, she wheels in. She's also mentally incapable and she also has that, that, she sounds like that. So my, my co-worker was like she's like you take her, you take her. I said, huh, she, I can't, I can't do it, I can't. I said okay, okay, okay. I was like I said going to back, going back, going back, I'll do it. I had the lady, I was fine with her. I had the lady and she's like come, come here, come here she's like look at my hands sweating.
Speaker 3:She was having a full panic attack. They make her feel she felt terrible, but they it you know, she made her uncomfortable.
Speaker 1:Stop, I'm not.
Speaker 3:I'm not like that it was pretty bad, like yeah, I mean, I had one instance like that. I don't know if y'all know we all been to the, to the mall. There's this one dude. He looks like he has cerebral palsy or something and he's in the electric wheelchair. He's always got one of those icy things and his tongue tangles.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, one day he comes into Soma, he comes into Soma.
Speaker 1:He comes into Soma. Why are we doing this and he can't speak?
Speaker 2:She just came from church. She's trying so hard not to go to hell.
Speaker 3:He comes into Soma, he can't speak. So he was like all this shit right and I was like men having like anxiety that day, so he's talking to me and I had a full-blown panic attack. My back was wet as fuck from all the sweat and he was kind of like circling around me in his electric wheelchair. I'm not even fucking kidding, I'm not even kidding, I'm sorry. Like I was at, my manager at the time was crying. She was at the red show laughing her fucking ass off. I was so upset.
Speaker 1:Oh my.
Speaker 3:God.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's great.
Speaker 1:No, she fucked up, she went.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking with you. I'm sorry Y'all make you feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3:We're both fucked up.
Speaker 2:I don't think I'm fucked up. Steve, you bet bud. You said you race disabled people. You said, you don't let them cross You're like what If we get there at the same time? I'm not letting you go in front of me.
Speaker 3:Steve, remember the time you said the lady in the wheelchair, you fucking beat her to the elevator so you could get on the elevator To find the elevator. You didn't even help her in the mall. You forgot about that.
Speaker 1:I did that. Yes, nigga, you told us you did that crazy. If you admitted to that, that's crazy. I have no idea if I really said that she needed.
Speaker 3:There was a disabled woman or old lady that needed help up the escalator and she was. No, I did help. I told you I helped her. You told me you didn't fucking help her.
Speaker 2:No, I did help. I told you, I helped her. You told me, I didn't. Oh, okay, you ass.
Speaker 3:Of course.
Speaker 2:I helped her.
Speaker 3:Did you really? Yes, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2:I know the exact story, because it was the fucking escalator. And she goes Stephen, how the fuck? Oh, she knew you. No, this is Sam's. She's like steven, she. Why didn't she just go up herself? I said, sam, it's an old lady having trouble walking. You're asking her to step on a fucking escalator. I didn't say that, but yes, you did yo sims?
Speaker 3:I'm not. Yes, you know. I said did I?
Speaker 2:oh my god, I gotta find it matter of fact.
Speaker 3:Matter of fact, I think, because I was because you were trying to make a point that you help old people. I was like, well, she didn't really need help, she's got to step her one foot in front of the other On the escalator. You helped her up.
Speaker 2:You helped her up. Yeah, I helped her up. She was on my arm, she was on here, she was on my arm. I'm a very helpful person. You fucking hear this.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, my God, but y'all need to hold that thought Cause we got to take a break, and we're back, so what are you talking about?
Speaker 2:We're all going around, yeah, listen this is a really offensive?
Speaker 3:I don't think so. This is real life shit. This is real shit.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry this is real fucking shit. Like, like what. I'm not gonna sit here and act like people. Don't be getting upset at motherfuckers when they're too slow getting across the fucking crosswalk and you're driving, you so badly want to hump that fucking horn. Um, oh, and again, since I wasn't able to walk to work, I 100 hate fucking driving.
Speaker 3:I was miserable this week because I didn't get a chance to walk to because I had to drive.
Speaker 2:Oh, because it was hot as hell it was way too hot to be walking well, it's just that also, I had to work 4 am every day, so, and much like this week, I have to do the same, so I'm a new driver and I try to drive at least like well when producer they let me use his car.
Speaker 3:You know his car is his baby. Yeah, every time I'm in that shit. Oh, come on, baby, you know, so I I can't drive it as much as I like. Being a new driver, I get. I totally understand the jaywalking thing and the yeah, because I'd be like, come on, like like, don't you do it, that's my thing, don't you do it? Like? So they always jet out, they always jump out and the kids like nobody, nobody.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying, you know sometimes, you know, when I hear somebody get clipped I go eh Did he just? Ah, he might have, Might have. You know I might side with the car on this one.
Speaker 3:I got you and, mind you, this is I would be horrified. I'm sorry. I got hit by a car once. Hit somebody with a car.
Speaker 1:My fucking friend hit me with his car, disabled somebody with a car, and then what Disabled somebody.
Speaker 3:Then I mean full circle moment.
Speaker 1:We're going to go fuck that. No, no, I yeah.
Speaker 2:Horrifying, alright well then, tell them motherfuckers who be speeding for no reason. Why are we over here?
Speaker 1:Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:Talking shit, lead foot.
Speaker 1:Me.
Speaker 3:I do not speed. Oh my god, yes, you do.
Speaker 2:Fucking sinner. I feel, Fucking sinner, I feel like.
Speaker 1:There's times when I need to and it needs to happen, but other times I'm. I pretty much the only thing I really do while I'm driving, when I shouldn't be driving, is sometimes I'd be texting sometimes.
Speaker 3:Sometimes, sometimes not all the time sometimes don't wear a seat belt no, sometimes I mean my car be beeping, so I gotta like put it on, her old car stopped beeping because she used to never wear a seat belt, so it was fine. But now this new one's like put it on, put it on. Yeah, the new one's like relentless.
Speaker 1:So now it's like whatever yeah oh yeah, you know, it's just it be coming so close to my neck and I just I feel like I'm getting choked and I don't like it, so I just like to. I like to get choked in bed, but I don't want to be choked daily activities and I'm driving. I don't like things too close to my neck.
Speaker 2:I got a solution we just got to get you like a Foam pillow cover for your seat. That way it feels like a bed. So now, when the things Next to your throat you're like ooh.
Speaker 1:I'm kind of fucking snug.
Speaker 3:This feels like.
Speaker 2:As soon as you wiggle your ass and you're like wait okay.
Speaker 1:And then you're nice and comfy.
Speaker 2:And now, you're even now. You're enjoying your drive. Try it.
Speaker 3:I just tuck it under and I still don't think that's the right way to be wearing a seatbelt. I think it makes you fling forward.
Speaker 2:And then your face goes right into that steering wheel.
Speaker 3:You know you can break your whole face. And then there goes your modeling career to that steering wheel you know, you could break your whole face.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's just your nose, and then there goes your modeling career I did not know, though I should have known that the pressure from the airbag I should have known the pressure from the airbag is so hot everything right.
Speaker 2:Well, oh yeah, it'll definitely break your face, but it's so hot, it burns through your clothes yeah, I got um, I got a rash from it. When I um, I got whiplash from the car accident, I fucking hit my face on the airbag. It went fucking like there's like an imprint like right here on my face, busted my whole shit up, yeah, and sometimes it feels like that would fuck you up more than the actual accident. Yeah, Honestly no, Because if it was anything else, I would have been fucking out of there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, we had.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, out of there. Yeah yeah, we hit. Oh yeah, it happened right in front of taco bell, right on central f. Yeah, were you drunk?
Speaker 3:no, I wasn't driving oh, oh, someone hit you no, it was my friend's fault.
Speaker 2:He was. He tried to go through a yellow light. There was a fucking 18 wheeler on the side of us. There was no way he could have seen anybody turning in. Yeah, so they were turning into taco bell and I love taco bell at the time.
Speaker 3:So fucking irony um your favorite, and we also had our friend.
Speaker 2:Um, our friend was in the back seat so bam fucking hit the car. I'm the only one that got hurt. Really, everyone else was fine, yeah, and you're in a passenger seat. Yeah, see all that shit and the luckily the uh other car was fine and shit like that but so scary thank god for Taco Bell, because they hooked the brother up with all the ice I wanted. So the ambulance.
Speaker 3:They took care of you. Are you serious? Yeah, they were very nice. I get the swelling.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I get the swelling down shit. I even got some taco bell to go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I thought okay all right, so you want to talk about modeling, I guess?
Speaker 2:well, it was brought to my attention by my fellow co-hosts that I have been offered an opportunity to uh expand my horizons in this big, big world. So I, if it's okay, would happily accept uh, this uh opportunity. Uh, I will happily do a two-step, okay, guys.
Speaker 1:So, um, we've talked about curvention in the past and um, curvention is something that me and sam are a part of in 2020 and um, it was 2019 and um, it was really. The movement really is just for curvy young women to embrace their curves and to feel sexy and confident and it's basically a modeling show and it has some segments of poetry and dance and really, really it has like all parts into it. It becomes like this huge show, but me and Sam were in it and it was. It was quite the experience. It was definitely my first time modeling, um, or anything like that. I never thought I was a model, um, never wanted to be a model. I actually had went there to do makeup but, um, I ended up being coerced into auditioning and doing. Going through the whole process which, um, I don't regret I feel like it bought me some long-lasting friendships. Um, it bought me at the time I just had a baby. So the confidence that it bought me, the um, um, that's about it, because, honestly, because, I was so nervous.
Speaker 3:Like what else? Like I, because I was so nervous, I might have to retract my previous statement like if you guys watch the show.
Speaker 1:I literally did terrible I did awful I feel like I was awful. I was scared.
Speaker 3:I have a couple of opinions on that.
Speaker 3:I have a couple of opinions on that. I feel like the styling for Britney and I and a couple other girls was not it. I feel like, you know, I, I love the, the movement, what it represents, I love all the women that did it. Everything was dope, but there was a lot of favoritism there and it felt almost like high school. In my opinion, I didn't have the best experience. Um, I felt like the styling for some people was better than others because they're cooler and things like that. I just I'm glad I did it because again, I, you know, I linked back up with britney. I only knew britney through, you know her son's father and she was hating on me and then she didn't like me I'm really careful she didn't like me and you didn't even talk to me.
Speaker 3:You didn't fucking talk. She didn't even say two words to me not to like me. I think she.
Speaker 1:I guess I don't think you really thought that because when, when we were together again, I was like, oh, and I just kind of like picked up son.
Speaker 2:No one likes him when they first meet her that's not true.
Speaker 3:I've never heard that before. I don't know, is everybody just every time it?
Speaker 2:was like you did n't, and I just kind of like picked up Son, no one likes him when they first meet her. That's not true. I've never heard that before. I don't know.
Speaker 3:It's everybody, just every time it was like you didn't like me, you didn't like me. No, woohoo, just you and Brittany.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you deserve it.
Speaker 3:But Brittany didn't like me because I think she assumed I might have dated her and her son's father. I so no, that's my dog, but no, and, and it was him mostly making her feel insecure because he he did. I didn't know he was with britney, but when I used to hang out there he had all types of different chicks in there, which is wild. I didn't know britney at all and then I met her that one time and she was like hey, I was like okay, but he goes back to convention. That's why that's my bitch. Now that's my dog. So we but after that, after you know, her and her son's father, broke up. I would see bernie all the time and macy's and stuff like that. We would always kick it for a little second. I would say, hey, how you doing? And then I seen her again at the auditions for convention. That's when we kind of linked. We realized like we got a lot in common and stuff like that were really cool.
Speaker 2:So it was nice to have that. So would you say, it's the hair glue that keeps you together? That was fucking dope. That was a great fucking joke. That was awesome. You can both kiss my ass. Continue, I'm sorry. Oh, my god, I said disclaimer earlier. Uh, I don't even do glue in.
Speaker 3:I was. That's why it's a joke, sam.
Speaker 2:That's why it's the fucking joke. I don't even do glue in niggas I was. That's why it's a joke, sam. That's why it's the fucking joke. I don't even wear weaves.
Speaker 3:That's why it was a joke, it was bad it was quite awful anyway, so to be able to uh someone's gonna find that you know or have me and britney's uh friendship flourish like it did during this. It was great. And then I met veronica, who's been one of my best friends. Also, brittany met her as well, and we became like this trio. And then, you know, I did meet a whole bunch of other great women there too. I was a great experience, I, but again, you know, I didn't have the best experience.
Speaker 1:But anyways, I I've gotten called back to more, more, take more of a leadership role and um be in charge of like the glam, so styling, um helping with like the makeup the hair looks for, like the show and um basically getting like a little team together. So for me, I feel like this time, taking that approach and doing styling, and um, I feel like it was just it was made for something. That role was like made for me because I enjoyed the movement, I enjoyed this, the sisterhood bond that I got from a lot of you guys.
Speaker 2:It's just so happened that you like playing adult dress up like come here, you motherfucker.
Speaker 3:And let me cosplay. Yeah, I love it, it's amazing.
Speaker 1:So I feel like meeting the models, meeting like, okay, we're doing this type of theme this time of look like we should all be in this type of look.
Speaker 3:I like that. You're in a leadership role because Brittany I think personally Brittany's great at styling herself, so I imagine she'd be great at styling others. She has given, like a few of our friends, her old clothes and they look great in it and they have. You know, she helps. You have a really good eye for styling. I think that is definitely perfect for you. That's why I said you know I won't be in the show because I know, but I definitely, of course, would owe it. I would definitely support anything you do.
Speaker 3:I will buy a ticket if I, if I decide to do it and steve, oh my god, if you did it, that'd be even like double the support then then I mean so all right, so this is gonna be great.
Speaker 2:So I get to go up against a bunch of six-pack motherfuckers and magic mics.
Speaker 3:It's not like this is gonna be awesome, so me and brittany did a show outside.
Speaker 2:They're gonna be doing fucking splits and kicks and shit. I'm like, hey, ladies, I don't know what you think this is. Mr fucking average is here, baby, this is albany new york.
Speaker 3:I can't wait. I just want you to remember where you at ain't. Nothing like that. Me and brittany did a co-show, uh, a co-ed show, once, and I know I was there yeah, you seen the men there, I mean I wasn't really looking at the guys.
Speaker 2:It was bad, but I mean, you know, fair enough, honestly, I just said I'll do it because but Sam's got to do the whole videographer shit so we can get behind the scenes. It wasn't really that great Minority plus one.
Speaker 1:But being part of the leadership team this year, maybe I could make sure that it is great. Maybe we could really find decent male models in the Albany area.
Speaker 3:So you think I'm so happy about that part. She's like I have to.
Speaker 2:Oh wait, she said.
Speaker 3:I'm looking for the hood. Are you ready? Where they at, all right, where they at, where they at when they at, where they at.
Speaker 1:I said, leave me in charge of finding the talent.
Speaker 3:She said oh, that would be my job.
Speaker 1:Leave me in charge of finding the talent to wrangle up here and see what we got the finest sam, the finest albany hat to offer. She's gonna dig in the right, we got, we gotta dig deep, dig deep. I had to dig deep because, look guys, we had, we had that kid from the bachelor come from albany. He was somewhere in the the mist, in all the garbage and junk. He just got to swim through, okay.
Speaker 2:Can I just say something real quick? Are you using me as a wingman?
Speaker 3:Possibly Come on, that's a friendship thing you got to do. That's part of being a friend, sam. No, I know what she's doing what.
Speaker 2:I know what she's doing what. I know what she's doing what. Okay, okay, all right, I'm going to want my payback.
Speaker 1:Steve, we'll think of it this way.
Speaker 2:Steve, you might be the only thing you want.
Speaker 1:That's what I was thinking for him. Yeah, you might be someone. Come be a part of something great.
Speaker 3:There's going to be there's gonna be honestly, it sounds like a cool experience.
Speaker 1:I will do it, I will give it a go.
Speaker 2:I think I am a handsome man I'm still peak, no see if you got those modeling pictures.
Speaker 3:I don't know if you ever watch um zoolander. He does a really good blue blue. Still the he does that.
Speaker 2:No, I do not do no, all right. No, that's what light-skinned people do, and I do not do that. Some light-sk no that's what light skin people do, and I do not do that and you got some light skin pictures.
Speaker 3:Remember the pictures you took when Mike first started doing photography? Yeah, yeah, it was. Ah, no it wasn't.
Speaker 2:He looked over his shoulder, nigga. No, it was not. He looked over his shoulder, he looked to the side.
Speaker 1:we're both gonna need some modeling posing lessons, because but they got remember, I'm not a pose.
Speaker 3:I'm not a poser either, like I'm not a good poser. Somebody has to tell me how to pose. I just every picture I have 14 nets and I don't know where they came from.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you though, but if you think I'm not gonna throw a little steve in there, I don't know who you think you're talking to, that's what makes it.
Speaker 3:That's what makes it great. Throw some Steve in there.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna be like come on, ladies, fucking, soak it in bitches.
Speaker 3:This is Curvention. This is curvy, thick women, so I'm gonna be big. Okay, are you getting jiggy with it?
Speaker 2:What you mean.
Speaker 3:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Oh, here he goes.
Speaker 3:What no actuallyney hold on probably be all different.
Speaker 1:No, no, no.
Speaker 3:Let's say one of their old shows years ago, really, really early shows. They had niggas on leash I saw and on four you ready you ready, steve?
Speaker 1:that is not happening I don't think that's gonna be in the creative. That is not happening is that wild, though who?
Speaker 3:signed up for that shit. Yeah, I guess I'll be on all fours yeah what a dog.
Speaker 1:No damn, they were doing it honestly. I mean, you were doing it.
Speaker 3:You're doing all that back then, like that was you try you wouldn't be on all fours with a dog leash for a show? No, a real poppin show, like some fucking fashion week shit. No, damn see, you're not innovative, nigga, you ain't taking it I'm sorry, you call what you call innovative, I call exploitation.
Speaker 2:So really, that's how you feel yeah, I think that's fucking absolutely ridiculous it's only done for one fucking reason and it has nothing to do with it. It's, it's, it's, it's fraudulent, it's, it's, it's fake control that you want to believe that you think you have. That's why I would say no, because of just why there's no creative anything to it. Yeah, it's just for shot value, it's just for oh, look at this, oh, my gosh, she's got a guy on a fucking leash.
Speaker 3:Personally, I'd rather keep that kink at home. Like Brittany did you say you knew somebody who was like dog, walking a bitch through Albany and then, I remember that shit and I thought that shit was corny and I remember this guy.
Speaker 3:This guy went to school with who was like the coolest, sweetest, like almost like I hate to say it like no bitches wanted him. He wasn't it, but like he was cool. I talked to everybody in high school thought it was cool. He started doing some bout, like doing that, like bouncing work through you know security, through the bars and stuff, met these two chicks and he was out on the streets with dog leashes on these two girls. I never would have thought a million years that he'd be into that. And he had to make a post on facebook like everything is consensual. This is like our, our jam, this is what they like to do and I'm just it's so degrading on both ends, even for the men and the women, I think, at home.
Speaker 1:Maybe at home in the bedroom. I don't think anything's wrong with that.
Speaker 2:I'm down for all that cool shit.
Speaker 3:I'm very much a freak in the bedroom, a freak in the sheets, a lady in the sheets, a freak in the sheets. That's how I like to carry myself.
Speaker 2:I'm happy you brought that up, Sam Did you? Because it came across my while I was just scrolling through shit, and I don't know how popular of an opinion this is, but they're trying to compare sex. What sexy red says in hers and her lyrics to Jhene Aiko and whoever, whoever fucking believes that you are an absolute tard.
Speaker 3:I'm just letting you know that the problem is is you're too two. The people are too busy looking at their appearances. You got sexy red no, no, no, I knew that was gonna be brought up well I'll say this is spiritual janae's is, you know, skinny, spiritual, very beautiful, very sensual, almost like she reminds me of, like a fairy, like very like ethereal in a sense. And then you got sexy right. Who's a ratchet black?
Speaker 2:girl, my whole, thing, but they are talking about the same thing.
Speaker 2:No, no, so no, exactly. You said no. You said you said one key fucking word sensual. It's not what you say, it's how the fuck you say it. So, yes, do they both make ass eating music? Absolutely. Do they both make freaky kind of music? Yes, absolutely, but with all due respect, and it doesn't. It has nothing to do with look, skin color or nothing. Nobody really wants to get down with a chick who all she fucking listens to is to shit. That is just straight up. Ratchet. The lady in the street freaking the sheet analogy you gave. That's, that's shit. That is just straight up. Ratchet. The lady in the street freaking the sheet analogy you gave. That's, that's what that is. It's like. Be that shit, yeah, but be more like it's.
Speaker 2:Be subtle, like men would, we would like to use our imagination sometimes like oh, like yo I was getting off on like old 90s r&b fucking songs like oh, like softest place on earth by um expose, or it's either expose or escape, escape. I think it's escape, yeah, and I was like I think she's talking about her pussy, probably I swear to god.
Speaker 3:Well, I think that conversation lost itself because, like I said, I think people are too fixated on their appearances. Looking told two totally different women, but they do talk about the same yeah, that's fine, but it's just how you say it. You said it's just how you do it, it's just how you do it sexy, does it more rough and rugged and ratchet and janae does it centrally yes, one gets you a husband, the other gets you.
Speaker 3:Well, you, oh don't do that because don't do that, because there is men will kick down doors, fucking prison doors and bar cells to get to sexy right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you just said it Prison doors and all that other shit.
Speaker 3:What I'm saying is those men that will swim through the Atlantic, that aren't prisoners or whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you just said it Swim through the Atlantic. What are you talking about, you're?
Speaker 1:talking about.
Speaker 3:I'm saying it's not.
Speaker 2:You like my joke? Come on, sam, you have to admit I was quick, I'm just saying I know, I know I had to make it funny, though Hold that thought, because we gotta take a break and we're back, you know, I got to just tell you I'm disappointed. Can we have a tornado warning. We had a tornado warning.
Speaker 1:I'm disappointed for a second.
Speaker 2:Yeah, go ahead. It looks like you have something to say to me.
Speaker 1:No, I just wanted to ask you guys his opinion on this chris brown shit, uh, and how he's taking photos with his fans and he's losing um, he's making people are losing relationships and relationships and boyfriends. Do we think it's okay to just be like it's not his fault he's not married or in a relationship with anybody. He has no commitment to anybody.
Speaker 3:The issue is the people who don't have boundaries within their relationships. They deserve whatever they get. I would never in a million years Be like Chris Brown, pick me up, and I'm in a relationship with a producer. That's a boundary.
Speaker 1:I wouldn't cross. So that's what I want to know. So you wouldn't take it if I was single.
Speaker 3:Pick my ass up. Please actually grab my ass. Grab a titties like I would listen. Listen if I was single. Grab a titties, chris. Grab them for the picture. Squeeze them I'm not allowed to squeeze my ass too, yeah but if I'm in a relationship I would never violate like that.
Speaker 1:That's crazy, I would never the picture, specifically that's been going around is, you know, the white girl that's like, yeah, you know, holding up, she's, he's picking her up, just holding like this, and she's just, and you know she was supposedly engaged and the fiance called it off because, um, this picture has gone so viral online I mean, yeah, you gotta think how embarrassing it is.
Speaker 3:It wasn't just that it sounds like she's probably pushed the boundaries a bunch of times, right because that it ain't like.
Speaker 2:Oh, one thing you did I was about to say that anybody.
Speaker 3:If that's one thing you did, you were starstruck.
Speaker 1:I think somebody uh but do you think if your man was like, it's okay?
Speaker 3:nah, I still wouldn't. I still wouldn't do it would Nah I wouldn't. I feel like, first of all, I think that's a test yeah, baby, it's okay. And then I do it. Oh, it's over, bitch, I was testing you, I was testing you. So see, this is what. I'm saying If your man with chris brown and your girl, your girl, would you get lift up her? Ass is getting squeezed okay, is it okay?
Speaker 2:no, I would not accept that. But if it's like a side hug, yeah, no, no, absolutely.
Speaker 3:We're not talking about that, chris brown chris brown is doing the he's doing the most, which I love. No one's blaming chris brown for none of this.
Speaker 2:No one's blaming him if anyone's to blame him is yeah, that's just stupid that's just stupid, it's none of this shit is him um, but it does pick you up, baby.
Speaker 1:He's like, hey, they paid the thousand. So yeah, and he, and he asks them.
Speaker 3:How? How do you want to do this picture? It's not like he's grabbing him. Yeah, and you know he's doing it the right way. Yeah, he's not doing these women these women.
Speaker 1:But do we think the men are being a little too sensitive? Okay, no, some are.
Speaker 2:Hold on, I think some could be and some like this was just bound to fucking happen anyway, and that was just the final nail on the carpet my man and he got called up to on a beyonce thing.
Speaker 1:To be on stage would be. I almost like remember when we went to the fucking um to the to the show and that girl just. But they were very much like. I feel like there was a way to be. Inter act with the artists was still being respectful and still like being like who?
Speaker 3:think about it Neil, Neil and Mario To admire another human being and still be in a relationship. They didn't cross back like all three of them. It was it was pleasure p mario and neo, and they all brought somebody up there and it was very respectful and it was very fun. Right now you're letting a artist whoever touched on your titties, your ass pick you up. That's very like that's completely.
Speaker 3:They weren't doing that because a lot of those, those artists might have a girlfriend, and then you know they don't want nothing coming out. I touched her inappropriately. None of that, that was. I think if, if it was me and I'm with producer bae and I was up there and neil um, neil mar, whatever's singing to me, he would not care right now this nigga touching all, all my titties and I'm letting him and I'm back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, come on like that's crazy.
Speaker 3:It's just, it's just a boundary thing, and that girl got to me it sounds like they probably already had tons of relationship issues before that, like something like that. Let's say you were in a relationship, brenny, and you took those pictures with chris brown this is the first like boo, boo, no, no, I think y'all can get past it, but if it's residual thing and you're constantly overstepping your boundaries, and stuff like that in general, I don't know.
Speaker 1:I feel like, honestly, my man was up there and he was doing something with, you know, a female. We were going to meet a female artist, like maybe one of his, like you know you got to say that we have to stop.
Speaker 3:If I meet this person for the night, it's a cheat, it's don't, it's not, it's not the same necessarily gonna happen changing digits, y'all about the hookup after the show. I get what britney said. She says she wouldn't trip. But the difference is britney, hold on women, admire women.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in a way, differently than the way men admire men. In a sense we met with men. Admire men for like accomplishments, feats yeah, things like that yeah women admire another woman's beauty, for simply just that a man's, a typical guy's, not just going around, look at that sexy motherfucker there. Yeah, you guys, we just said, you just admire things different.
Speaker 3:That's why it's different when you do it well, I don't know if that that's a great great example, but my thing is I think it's about just having a conversation what boundaries you have. You may not have the same boundaries as him, you may not care, that's totally fine, but you can't expect him not to care when you do the same thing. So that's when you talk and communicate each other's boundaries.
Speaker 3:Yes, let's say, if producer Bay went up there and Rihanna oh, a good example. Janet Jackson used to bring people up there and give them lap dances I would be like, yeah, but that's what I'm, but just because, just because my boundary is a little, looser than his doesn't mean his is wrong.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean. I want to respect my relationship, so I'm gonna respect his boundaries.
Speaker 3:It's just a mutual respect of boundaries. Mine is a little looser. I don't care if he went.
Speaker 1:I don't care if he went to the strip club, if he was beforehand. Like no, doing this, this, this this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like that's a different talk, and she just was like no disregard and she didn't give a shit. But no, you don't do that, you don't violate them bitches is wrong straight up bitches is wrong, they wrong. If you're in a relationship and they don't like that shit, you do it anyway, you fucking dead wrong. Yeah, you're dead wrong you know, and don't fucking get no pity party in private.
Speaker 3:Your cuteness is a reason other people are gonna, other women are gonna be like that man. He's so controlling like no. It's about boundaries in your relationship. Last time I checked, communication was key in a relationship.
Speaker 2:So if he communicates he don't like that, you don't do that, and vice versa so if you like this episode, make sure you like this episode, make sure you tune in every monday, make sure you comment, like, share and subscribe. We are available on all streaming platforms, so if you can't watch us here, make sure you tune into all our streaming services anywhere you stream?
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Speaker 2:We will read them on the pod tell us if we're fucked up for this conversation, because I felt like you know yeah, no, we no, fuck that shit.
Speaker 3:It's for friends by friends, and this is how we talk in regular life. Steve will be doing all the fucking sounds that mentally handicapped people be doing if we wasn't on this shit. Right? That's not true.
Speaker 2:That's fucking true I can get my point across with class and dignity, in an articulate manner, without having to do all the theatrics and the extra, in order to convey to the audience what it is that I am trying to get them to understand. Thanks, steve Right. You like how I articulated that.
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