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Today Was A Good Day W/Special Guest Ieashea C.
This week on the Minority Plus One Podcast, we welcome guest host Ieashea C., who joins us for a hilarious and thought-provoking journey. From reminiscing about our wild "Weed Nurse" days to surviving an extravagant gold mining adventure, we promise you'll be in stitches. We even take a playful jab at CrossFit, drawing some eyebrow-raising comparisons that you won’t want to miss.
Ever found yourself lost in the aisles of Whole Foods or Aldi, wondering how inflation turned grocery shopping into a strategic mission? We’ve all been there, and we're breaking it down for you. Whether you’re single or shopping for a family, our candid chat reveals the quirks of grocery habits and the unexpected challenges of today’s economic climate. And let's not forget Stephen’s amusing yet surprisingly insightful take on dating, fake eyelashes, and why jokes about physical appearances might just be the ultimate first-date faux pas.
As we wrap up, we tackle some weighty topics with our signature blend of humor and honesty. From dissecting the complexities of sexual morality and false accusations to debating the merits of Ice Cube's character in the "Friday" series, we leave no stone unturned. Plus, our spirited discussions on the Marvel universe, the dynamics of stay-at-home roles, and the harrowing realities of narcissistic relationships will keep you both entertained and enlightened. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughs, and real talk you won't find anywhere else!
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Speaker 4:I know I was right, but I knew they was Like it. You sounded like a game show. This is the minority plus one podcast.
Speaker 2:Yeah, plus One Podcast. Cheer what's going on, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's the King of the Hefferies, it's Oreo. We are back once again podcasting to you and, as always, we got the ladies yeah.
Speaker 4:Really. Just nothing, y'all just going to just sit there you took the yeah, oh, sorry, that's a you thing, that's my thing, that's a you thing.
Speaker 2:All right, Well, whatever. So, darlings, tell them who are you.
Speaker 4:It's Sam Crystal Aisha.
Speaker 2:And I'm your host, steve, and this is the minority, plus one podcast. So, as you guys can tell, we got a guest host this week. We talked about it last week. We were going to try, while brittany's gone, to have a special guest for every week that she is out and being tardy and living her best life, and better be giving me my fucking souvenir she'll never see this she doesn't matter she's never gonna see this.
Speaker 4:I don't give a fuck. And you saw and that was from last year I feel like it's from two years ago and remember I got you guys souvenirs from disney. You did definitely I would get you. I don't. I'm a thoughtful friend, steve. I always ask you if you're fucking hungry. You I don't. I'm a thoughtful friend, steve. I always ask you if you're fucking hungry. You need anything? Bitch. Okay, I always take care of my friends over here. I would get you something, I'm so don't project that on me.
Speaker 2:I ain't britney so filling in for britney, this week we have the original og, one of the original three. She has been on the podcast before. She was on the episode a for addiction. That was. That's available everywhere. No, she wasn't.
Speaker 4:Yes, she was that, no, hers was weed nurse oh yeah, that's right, I'm sorry a for addiction was britney's first podcast before she became are you sure that was her first one?
Speaker 2:yes, oh see. Look so britney's first podcast. You guys can go listen to it. It's streaming. We weren't you sure that?
Speaker 4:was her first one. Yes, oh see, look so britney's first podcast. You guys can go listen to it. It's streaming. We weren't filming yet. That was britney's first podcast before we made her permanent. She was the weed nurse when she was. I think that's correct, I don't even think she started nursing school just yet and she was getting into nursing school and we were talking about that.
Speaker 2:It's crazy so we got one of my best friends ever my homegirl Ish.
Speaker 3:Hello everybody. Thank you for having me. This is great. You guys are awesome.
Speaker 4:Thank you for being on. She's not really British but that's her nervousness.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Don't worry It'll.
Speaker 3:Hello, if you hear accents, just ignore it.
Speaker 4:I wish I could do it, don't get offended.
Speaker 3:Please, hello, don't get offended, please, hello hello governor, hello governor.
Speaker 2:Oh, would you like some puppies. Oh, maybe some tea, let's see some crumpets, scrumpets, some scrumpets.
Speaker 3:A, I really love to curse. I don't know. Of course, of course, oh god of course yeah yeah anywho, how was y'all sweet america?
Speaker 4:why don Fuck? Yeah, well, I'm gonna get this out the way. Let me tell you something. White people, let me tell you something. I don't know who, even though it's genius, but like who, decided to make a fake gold, mining mine and charge like $100.
Speaker 2:But it's not fake though.
Speaker 4:Fucking per person. No, no, I'm lying, but still, it was $ dollars for like four of us. And listen, let me just 25 bucks but just to beat on rocks, my nigga like it was just hammering rocks but what if you found something worth the value? You wouldn't be but you if I, I wish you would. Okay, I don't think you're understanding the mind how big and rocky it was no, I'm just saying it was like 90 degrees as hell rocks.
Speaker 4:Oh, I didn't even know what to. You don't know what to look for my nigga. All you see is a sea of ocean of rocks, rocks. Every fucking turn is a rock. They all look the same. They all look like the twins, like you don't know what to to hit on like that shit was. Why did we do that? That was the worst experience, one of the worst. Welcome to men worst.
Speaker 2:Welcome to men activities. Welcome to men in the dating circuit. You just don't know what to hit on.
Speaker 4:Come on I told you I'm the comic relief that was fucking great but anyway, that was great that was great yeah, don't do that, it's my it's already been done wait, did people have those?
Speaker 3:little things that you could find like. No, no, those metal detectors, the metal detector thing.
Speaker 4:No, but I'm telling you, there was tons of white families there with their little white babies with gloves and goggles and they were all just beating on these rocks trying to find stuff. Like I think we literally paid $25 to dig through dirt.
Speaker 2:People pay more than that just to do fucking CrossFit and all it is is just hanging out some fucking monkey bars. That's all it is. You're going to do the same shit at the park Like legit the same exact shit.
Speaker 4:Come on, guys, we're going to lift a fucking tire.
Speaker 2:It's $5.50 a month, but you're going to feel amazing.
Speaker 3:It's CrossFit $5.50 a month. Yeah, that's fucking insane. I don't think anybody could afford that. I'm sorry If you cross fit.
Speaker 2:you're a cross fucking dick, wait so you wouldn't, pay.
Speaker 3:I could respect that you wouldn't pay.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was about to say I wish I could respect.
Speaker 3:Sorry, I'm speaking that just out of jealousy. I can't afford it.
Speaker 2:I was just about to say because I you think I can't do a pull-up. You look a little weak.
Speaker 4:I know what's the last time.
Speaker 2:I'm purposely looking this way. Oh, purposely yes, I'm purposely trying to lose as much weight as possible. So you're purposely trying to look weak, because I want to go back to my old fit.
Speaker 3:You need. I don't know what you're trying to do. You're mad skinny. You remember me.
Speaker 2:You've known me longer than anybody. You remember back in the day and I remember this vividly Because when I would make my little muscles, it was just straight up rocks, it was just straight up and how did you? Obtain those muscles? First off, carrying a fucking laundry bag From Osborne, downtown Osborne, all the way up to where my grandmother lives. Okay, up those fucking hills daily.
Speaker 3:How else did you obtain those muscles?
Speaker 2:You want to fucking know.
Speaker 3:Did you work out? Did you work out, yeah, okay, I'm not sitting there saying that.
Speaker 2:I'm peak right now but I'm trying to get back.
Speaker 4:So Eash Steve, so cheek right now, but I'm trying to get back. So each steve. So I don't really believe this. So he was in shape. At one point, steve, I was in when you're younger and you're working out.
Speaker 3:That's not, no, no, no, she's not gonna shortchange me like that, oh I was fantastic I was.
Speaker 2:I was deceptively strong. Okay, I mean, and that's what I want, that's what I'm going for now. I don't I want you to think I'm a bitch, that I can't, that I'm not strong I want you to think that, no, I want people. I want the people to think that I'm weak. Frail think whatever the fuck you want about me I know you're not weak because you think whatever you want I know you're right, I am 100% weak and frail you just look weak.
Speaker 3:I'm 100% weak and frail what your goal is, because you're already slim right, so you don't need to lose any more weight. I wish I had you know your slimness. Say all you have to do is lift weights.
Speaker 4:I mean, I just don't know what you're trying to do some curls.
Speaker 2:Let me work on it, okay. So you?
Speaker 4:want to lose more weight and then start bulking up no, I'm not bulking up.
Speaker 2:I think that's what you guys are missing. I'm not trying to bulk up, I want to get back down to like 160.
Speaker 4:Okay, how much you weigh now.
Speaker 2:I actually have no idea.
Speaker 3:I don't.
Speaker 2:I think you weigh less than me.
Speaker 4:I'm about to say that.
Speaker 2:I definitely weigh more than 150. I guarantee I weigh more than 150 right now. I know that's below 160. Hold on.
Speaker 4:I I know do you guys have a hold on. I refuse to get a scale?
Speaker 3:do we have? No, do you have a scale? I refuse to get one. Okay, so once you get, 160, then I refuse.
Speaker 2:Then you know, that's when you tone it up, that's when you get everything all nice and chill so you're trying to have packs and wear like white beaters all summer no, no, I still. I'm sorry, white beaters I just don't think I have more class than that you
Speaker 4:look great you look fine, yeah you, I think you could actually gain some weight, jesus christ, you know what?
Speaker 2:why are y'all body shaming me?
Speaker 4:no, I'm not body shaming, body shaming crazy.
Speaker 3:I think you look fine we just gave you a compliment, you look weak and frail.
Speaker 4:I mean, yeah, I mean I you said you want to look like that. You said that was your goal to look weak and frail.
Speaker 2:So if I were to be like you look heavy and tired I know skinny people, and I'm not even skinny right now. See, there's still a little oh man look at this, look right there I have double that.
Speaker 3:Look at that right double. It's not sexy right there, I have double that. Look at that. Double trouble. It's not sexy, right there.
Speaker 2:It's tough, bro, it's tough. It's not sexy right there, but how are all you ladies?
Speaker 4:though Good, good Great.
Speaker 2:That's awesome.
Speaker 4:What about you?
Speaker 2:Oh, no, I'm okay.
Speaker 4:Skinny girl.
Speaker 2:I'm okay, you know, found a way to save some more money.
Speaker 4:Not eating.
Speaker 2:I have been doing so for like the past like two days. I've been going, like the first, like 18 hours not eating.
Speaker 4:Fasting? No, no, not even fasting.
Speaker 2:I'm just doing it for, like I don't know why, Like I just don't feel the need to eat. See, I don't eat.
Speaker 4:Like this is the most annoying shit and I said it on like the last podcast I don't eat like shit.
Speaker 2:I was trying to tell you, so I don't eat like shit.
Speaker 4:I was trying to tell you.
Speaker 2:I don't understand why I'm a fatty your metabolism.
Speaker 4:I know I'm getting older. It's slowing down. I'm getting wider and not in the places I want to get. I'm still shaped like a capital P and like what are you eating? Like I said, I ate a salad for lunch. Today I eat salads like almost every day at work.
Speaker 2:Yeah, is it iceberg lettuce or romaine?
Speaker 4:oh, no, please, I'm not ghetto. This is spinach and kale.
Speaker 2:Maybe jesus she's got the next god I don't like iceberg is, it's all waters I can't, I can't wait to reach her tax bracket so I can have that kind of that shit is like three dollars.
Speaker 4:Okay, oh, we're not even there yet, steve, we are still at walmart getting our produce with all the asbestos on it, um no asbestos.
Speaker 2:Is that like the ghetto version of the mentos?
Speaker 4:no, the shit from the asbestos the shit from the walls. I was being funny, so um no, we still get walmart produce, nigga we like I do love. You know, I do love whole foods, but it's just too much food jesus, too expensive, that's all these, bro. I love whole foods, but it's too much money.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all these is but you used to love whole foods.
Speaker 3:No I didn't. Are you sure you must be thinking about somebody terrible?
Speaker 4:oh, I mean, oh, yeah, I used to buy my chicken there for sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yes, you're right, you put me onto that, that's the only thing I bought there the chicken.
Speaker 3:Cause I wasn't going trying to buy anything else. It's too expensive for no reason.
Speaker 4:But then like now it's almost the same Price as shit in Hannaford's and stores. Now it's the same price.
Speaker 3:Same shit. Trader Joe's is cheaper too, for some reason.
Speaker 4:I hate grocery shopping now 100%.
Speaker 3:I hate it. Why do you guys hate grocery shopping?
Speaker 2:I hate grocery shopping now.
Speaker 4:I love grocery shopping 100%. I fucking hate grocery shopping. Why do you guys hate grocery shopping? I hate it now because of inflation.
Speaker 3:Money, money, sending money. You get 13,.
Speaker 4:it's like 45 hours when it's just you I was about to say, when it was just me, bro, I used to before inflation before I swear I'd spend $100. And be good for the month. Yep, now yes.
Speaker 2:Now Question $400. Can you guys spot like another person who's single, like you could tell by what they're picking up?
Speaker 4:Oh, like what's in their cart, like if they're single, or if they have kids, or whatever. No, I could only tell when they got kids, because it's two carts.
Speaker 2:I don't pay attention that much Because I noticed that shit, because how I shop and that shit is, it's screaming single man. Yeah, it's like frozen dinners Not so many. It's, it's, it's a lot of pasta. It's a couple things. It's usually uh, yeah, there is a lot of frozen stuff yeah.
Speaker 4:No you know it's funny that you say that Cause that's so true because, like when I'm daydreaming about being elsewhere in the grocery store, I do look at people's carts and it's true. Someone who is single, or you see, you ever look at a person? Their cart is full of junk food yeah, and I'd be like how are you not dead? It's like cookies and chips and candy and soda and that's all when it's full, it's cold to the brim.
Speaker 3:I'm like damn. When it's cold to the brim. I'm like that EBT just hit. Can I have some?
Speaker 2:But hold that thought because we gotta take a break and we're back. So I actually thought a little bit more sam about, uh, the question you asked me that steven what do you want in a wife?
Speaker 4:oh, when we were talking about it last week, yeah, pop the balloon or die. By the way, more shit came out about about that, that aaron yeah, we talked about it last week about aaron the plumber, and more shit came out. He's gonna kill somebody, son. Like. That thing is scary, like yeah, he's nuttier than school. Yeah, he's got so many charges, domestic charges. He tracked like he put like a smartphone in his girlfriend's car to track her. Is that the pop, the balloon thing?
Speaker 3:yes, oh, the big ninja turtle. I was gonna say the ninja turtle him. He's scary bro why is he on?
Speaker 4:the streets on the loose. He's on the loose. Well, he never got none of that money, by the way. Yeah, I know for me I know that.
Speaker 2:Okay, I I told you that I had known all that you said, steven, you don't fucking know. No, you don't you claim you know explain, explain.
Speaker 4:I didn't, I didn't say any of that. Who were you talking to?
Speaker 2:because that wasn't me all right.
Speaker 4:Watch, watch, watch last week's episode I said oh wow, really, because I was believing you and listening to you.
Speaker 2:That's not how she all right, are you?
Speaker 3:gonna say what you want in a wife. I know god did you figure it? Out. I did what would you like, stephen?
Speaker 2:shit, I forgot, I should have wrote it down, uh well, you already said your pros and cons last podcast.
Speaker 4:You want her to be hard working. You want her to be hardworking. You want her to be maternal, loving, affectionate.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's basically it.
Speaker 4:So what the fuck are you talking about it again? We know already.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh. And she can't be like. She has to be able to take a joke and she can't wear fake eyelashes yeah, I hate that shit Always have.
Speaker 4:It's really crazy.
Speaker 2:But you said she, she can't be sensitive. That was last week too. You said that. I did say that, yes, you can't be sensitive. Yeah, like you know, because you know how I show, I show my love through joking on you, me too, like that's just me joking honey, oh like if I crack on you, that means I like you. Yeah, facts means I love you actually. Like. If I don't crack on you, like how?
Speaker 3:hard are the cracks like? What are we talking about?
Speaker 4:We're not talking psychological, your father never loved your bum ass?
Speaker 3:No, because I don't know what he means. What do you mean by that? What kind of cracks Like your head too big, like that?
Speaker 2:type of stuff. I mean, like you know, like I don't know, Did you use extra lotion on your forehead, Something like that.
Speaker 4:It's awfully shiny. I mean, I thought more like an observation. Is this like a first?
Speaker 3:date type thing, why not?
Speaker 2:Why not? Why can't it be why?
Speaker 4:do you do everything in your power not to get laid?
Speaker 2:I'm just curious, are you?
Speaker 4:afraid of the pussy? No, are you afraid of the pussy? No, he's afraid of the pussy. No, you're afraid of the pussy. No, he's afraid of the pussy. It doesn't bite, it doesn't.
Speaker 3:So on the first date you're going to tell a girl that she has a shiny forehead, it can't kill you.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying, you know, you've never noticed somebody's amazingly shiny forehead. I didn't realize that was one of my turn-ons. You like big foreheads? I, I can, you know, admire a nice, a nice forehead. Quirky shit, gap teeth or a little bit of a gap and you said something else weird.
Speaker 4:Oh, if they have a list, can I actually you're. So you're very, very observant yeah, I notice everything yeah, why that's just how I am see.
Speaker 2:I notice that about everybody.
Speaker 4:So you, you overanalyze people.
Speaker 2:No shit, I overanalyze everything. It's a. It's a painful living, fucking existence. I wish I wasn't like that. I wish to God I could just let shit be, but I fucking can't I can overanalyze too.
Speaker 4:Sometimes more, more. I'm emotional checking, like if the energy in my mind feels like it's different are you okay, are you okay, are you okay? But um to over analyze the person's appearance, I try not to do that.
Speaker 3:It's not even just I don't like it exactly. We talk about this and I do it to myself all day.
Speaker 2:It's just not fair, because you guys just analyzed me. What do you mean?
Speaker 3:I apologize if I was saying something that makes me feel any kind of way I was just saying you don't need to lose any more weight. You will look fine, and if your goal is to bulk up, then bulk up. If it's not, please just try not to lose any weight, right?
Speaker 4:any more weight and over analyzing is like what you just did when you said you want the girl to have like a kind of a gap and the her top lip is bigger than her bottom.
Speaker 2:No, I never said that I said a slight lisp was kind of sexy, it's kind of cute I never. Those are just like I never was. Little quirks I find cute. What? Okay? Okay, I'm not saying if you don't have those things, oh, get out of here, I don't know that's a little over Analystic if that's a word to me. Well, what do you expect me to do? Because I'm just an average dude, like I am, the you working on it.
Speaker 4:You say you try to lose weight, you try to fucking bulk up. You're definitely growing your beard back.
Speaker 3:Please, lord, have mercy. Why you look like a little boy?
Speaker 2:Are you guys just mad a white child?
Speaker 3:are you guys?
Speaker 2:just mad because I look, and I had one of my co-workers ask how old I was because he thought I was in my mid-20s. Thank you very much oh please, he was lying young man hit it wow, first off he was asking how old you were.
Speaker 3:That's not what it was.
Speaker 2:Thank you very much again always got to take it further. Where you gotta go?
Speaker 4:all the time he said old enough how old was this kid?
Speaker 2:first off, they're minors. Oh sorry, you fucking sickos. How would? I know that, I didn't know that, he just said it you could wait for me to finish before you start going into your depraved some teenager, gay boy, tried to holler at you wow, and now you're just putting stuff on people like that why he asked you how old you was well, because I asked him how old he was. I always ask how old everybody is so I know how to appropriately talk around them if he was okay exactly see this.
Speaker 4:That sounds crazy, sam. I don't know, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck how shit sounds.
Speaker 2:I'd give a fuck about why is I say it? Because I want to know how I'm supposed to talk to the young man. If the young man is in his fucking 20s, I'm going to talk to him different than he is in his teens. What?
Speaker 4:are you talking about? Do he ask you something?
Speaker 2:Like I'm just confused. No, he's fucking new, you make him feel welcome. Hey, how old are you? Oh, okay.
Speaker 4:You left that whole part out. We thinking this is a random teenage gay boy coming up to you asking you how old you are.
Speaker 2:You called them gay boys, you said gay. You said all this shit Check your temperature and you totally bypassed it. Nobody else felt like that.
Speaker 3:No one else thought like that, did you not what he ate, okay, so my thing, he was like how old are you? I didn't know where the question came from. I thought you guys were just having a conversation, that's all.
Speaker 4:Freaky ass conversation.
Speaker 2:We were at work. He's a co-worker.
Speaker 3:Well, we didn't. Now we know.
Speaker 2:Good God, you fucking.
Speaker 3:I didn't think he was gay or anything.
Speaker 2:This one over here fucking always gotta take it to the next level. And then she wondered why Brittany wanted to be missing podcasts.
Speaker 4:Oh Lord Jesus, Never mind, I'm not even going to put out there what you be saying.
Speaker 2:Please. Brittany only yelled at me one time. She's steady yelling at you.
Speaker 4:You literally called her a slut.
Speaker 2:No, I didn't.
Speaker 4:You have slut shamed her constantly.
Speaker 2:No, I don't.
Speaker 4:You don't realize you do it. It's so like I'm so fucking wordy with it. It's amazing.
Speaker 2:I know exactly what she's saying, because she said don't get bad, because I told britney don't be mad at me because I'm single in my uh, in my canoe, while she's trying to get a million motherfuckers in a rowboat no, you said this is what you said.
Speaker 4:now, steve, wow, sleep so steve. He slut shames her very smoothly to where she don't really get it right away and I'd be peeping it and I'm like I don't know how she didn't get it. But he said the rowboat thing. He said I'm not trying to have five or six niggas in my rowboat like you.
Speaker 3:What is wrong with dating Like I don't know? That's slut shaming.
Speaker 4:You know, you know, women aren't allowed to date.
Speaker 2:No, no no, because each what? How many times on a podcast am I going to have to listen to those two constantly telling me that I'm a no pussy getting ass bitch?
Speaker 4:That was so many years ago. I haven't called you. You call yourself a no pussy getting ass bitch more than I did the first time I said it the first time I said it.
Speaker 2:I just said, I'm just, I just said that.
Speaker 4:Hey, you know it's a little pussy. Yeah, whatever, take it or leave it, I'm not mad that you don't want to get laid.
Speaker 2:It's like I want to. I just don't want to have to work so hard you really want me to put in some effort.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no hold on, let me, let's, let's make this fucking clear I wouldn't want to be a guy, because you really got to put it on. Let's just make fucking clear I wouldn't want to be a guy. Honestly, you really got to put it on. Let's just make this clear, sam.
Speaker 4:Because he could easily get him an easy. That's not true. He could pay for it. He can get him an easy girl. It's not like it's impossible. You're just going to have to lower your standards, which you don't want to do.
Speaker 2:Why would I do that? When I know I can myself, why would I pay for it?
Speaker 4:no, I agree, I'm glad that you won't lower your standards, but what I'm saying is not like men out here and I'm, I'm, I'm a, I'm a reach a little bit right here that need to feel like they need to coerce or assault women.
Speaker 2:It's like you don't need to do that what counts as assault, like in terms of, like you said, like it's like I'm only asking, just because. Now, if you say hey girl, how are you looking pretty? Ah, you're assaulting me, that's not true, are you serious?
Speaker 4:I think that's extreme. That's extreme. That's her just get the fuck away from me, fucking creep or trying to put you in jail.
Speaker 2:No, I, you know most women who are saying so that's just water off the dust bag what I'm saying is most women who are saying don't play with that.
Speaker 4:You know misreputation of misrepresentation, of rape shit, they don't do that I would hope not. I would, because it's hard for real cases to be taken seriously, I agree.
Speaker 2:That's why I think it should be, doubled.
Speaker 4:When you find out them bitches are lying absolutely yeah, I do too they need to go to jail, so they do so, ladies, can y'all start leading the charge?
Speaker 3:well, that's the thing that's been. We've been saying for charge it's against y'all, so why don't y'all lead it?
Speaker 2:we try to tell, we try to tell the ladies and you guys suck it up buttercup why don't y'all do a protest down wherever, the city hall or whatever like? We always do your rights no more live bitches. No serious, because if you're a man that gets accused of that.
Speaker 3:It doesn't matter if you're guilty or not guilty. If you end up being non, not guilty, the damage is already done. You don't lost your job. People still think you did it. I would be protesting.
Speaker 2:I'll fuck you up. I'm not with that.
Speaker 4:I'm not some some brainless feminist. I think that all women are right. Right, that's dead ass. I would never want that to happen to my brothers, or you, steve, being falsely accused of something. That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you'll see an ugly side of me. If that ever happened, I promise I will fuck her up.
Speaker 4:I mean well then it'll be what she said it was. Yeah.
Speaker 3:At that point. So maybe, maybe don't do that.
Speaker 4:Don't do that. See, that's not fair. Like I can just have my whole like ah, that's where it is okay. So you're talking about your rep. Men have their representation.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, but my reputation is is important, is fucking way more important than your body count, ladies. But that's all I'm saying reputation is always trashed.
Speaker 4:You have sex with like four people.
Speaker 2:The reason why women do that shit? Because they feel guilty that they're actually a hoe. No, what I'm saying is you have sex with like four people.
Speaker 4:The reason why women do that shit? Because they feel guilty that they're actually a hoe. No, what I'm saying is you have sex, right, you guys?
Speaker 2:I don't, honestly, okay, I actually don't know what a hoe is anymore. All right, so real fast, I need to know, because I really don't know what a hoe is um.
Speaker 4:She's like one of those like misogynistic fucking podcast channels, just pearl oh, she's a grifter.
Speaker 2:She's not a misogynist, she's a grifter. What is a grifter? A grifter is um, a person who just hops on from different she. She doesn't have any of her own morals or values, her own ideas. She goes from idea, idea, popular popular opinion.
Speaker 4:It's tuesday and it's misogyny wednesday.
Speaker 2:She's going on whatever she'll, she'll play whatever it is that is going to drop. So right now it is you know go against it's go against the feminists and you know feminism is hoism to, to the big thing, now that they're trying so she's hopping on that right now I promise you she'll be on something else in another three years and the way she talks cracks me up, because it's like she'll say women who are, you know, over 35 have no value whatsoever if you're not married with kids.
Speaker 4:But she looks 48 and she's only 27 and she doesn't even have a man or kids, just so you're in this conversation.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know, my point is when I bring that up.
Speaker 4:She had the nerve to make like a pyramid of hold. Hold them and virgins were at the very top, being so still but pure. I was like so then wait, how can you be a virgin? That's what I'm saying. So that's what I'm making. Isha's point like who are hoes at this point?
Speaker 3:if virgins can be considered hoes, what is a hoe?
Speaker 4:because they don't, let's say, a virgin. There's a lot of virgins who never been penetrated and they have oral sex all the time. Is she a hoe now?
Speaker 2:I guess you could be a hoe with your mouth but what is? A hoe. That's what I'm trying to say. Okay, say, if you give people because you feel like giving someone a blowjob.
Speaker 3:Why are you a hoe? Because you're giving blowjobs I don't think.
Speaker 2:But why does it? Like you just said, she's a hoe. Yeah, I just use hoe as a general statement, just like I say nigga. So what do you? But?
Speaker 4:what do you steve, as a man, consider a hoe seriously all right if I had.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 4:All right, she's a hoe a girl you wouldn't date because you think she's a hoe. What do you consider?
Speaker 2:like, if she's like, if she's like if she fucks me, or, and then goes and fucks another person that same day or that same night or right after, I think that's a little bit of hoe, okay. Or vice versa, if it was the reverse happening?
Speaker 3:are y'all together?
Speaker 2:no so hold on, hold on, hold on. But that still can still count as hoism to me what about a?
Speaker 4:whole move. I like to call it that a whole move. Oh shit, you know how I just said it. Men and women do whole shit all the time. I just said it.
Speaker 2:I think. I think. I think a man, I think a man's a hoe for doing the same thing. If he fucks one chick and then he goes and fucks somebody else, they say that like, yeah, you're a fucking hoe.
Speaker 4:To me that's a hoe does that make that person a bad person is the question because I hate that being called a hoe is just equivalent to being a bad person.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no, because here's my thing you can be understand how they're because you can be a hoe.
Speaker 4:I don't understand why you're a bad person if you're a hoe, because it's like someone calls a person a hoe, and they're offended and then they're. They're telling people not to be around this person because they're a ho. What is that? Were they fucking worshiping satan with like? What are they doing so wrong that they're bad people like?
Speaker 2:I don't get it people keep conflating sexual activity with personal choices in who they are morally, in terms of how they view things. It's not the same thing. You can be a hoe, which is just so. You again it's it's. It's an individual thing, it's subjective.
Speaker 3:It's however you fucking feel. I just think a hoe is somebody that tries to sleep with other people's men, or just trying to be messy, that's very hoish if you go from one person, decide decide to sleep with Tommy at night. That's your business.
Speaker 4:Why are you a ho If you're intentionally having sex with women, men, whatever significant others, just to be messy? There's no real nothing behind it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe you have a high sex drive. I just don't know. Some people just have high sex drive, no.
Speaker 4:I understand that, and if you're single, Choke the chicken you ain't got.
Speaker 3:Fucking, that's just people's business.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I always feel like it doesn't really affect me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like it doesn't affect me as long as you're not sleeping with my person or like even around being messy like.
Speaker 4:Even in that instance, it's like what am I gonna be mad for? A hoe, essentially being a hoe, or whatever you want to consider a hoe, when I should. You know, the person who lays next to me is what? Who owes me that loyalty? Not this person, right? So I don't even be mad at the hoes or whatever you consider the hoes seriously.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd be mad at the so you find that that hoe just starts trying to rub up on your?
Speaker 4:no, the the thing is, it's a respect thing, because then there's chicks who purposely have sex with your man because they don't like you, and they rub it in your face and then that requires them to get their fucking ass whooped you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2:it's true. It's true. He's like that's what you gotta put them. Fucking poetic justice grades.
Speaker 4:Growing up watching movies and be the bitch ass growing up watching shit, you lifetime, whatever movies, hood movie, whatever the guy would get caught with the girl and then the girl's trying to beat on the other girl and I never understood why when I'm like that bitch, don't owe you nothing.
Speaker 3:The man literally stepped out on you and disrespected you.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he the one who lays with you every night, yeah but then men do the same shit sections when a girl, when another girl's, damn they're harassing you. You got chicks posting about other girls. Thanks, mads, thanks thanks. That tail is so fluffy oh my God, relax, relax, relax, all right. What was that? Ew, you stink. Add much, yeah, yeah, I lost it. Now you know how I feel when you interrupt me. I lost it too.
Speaker 2:Shit startled us, dude honestly, it's almost like white noise.
Speaker 4:I kind of just toned it out so you're trying to say I wasn't spitting, I know we were talking about not really uh well, all I know is we just?
Speaker 2:I just want to get back to the days where you know where hoes were, you know more stealthily with their hoes you mean more subtle, more subtle.
Speaker 4:That's all we've talked about. Does anybody need to know?
Speaker 2:here's my thing I I don't need to know that you like people so pot, all right. So I think podcasting and like those shows that we talked about, the pop balloon shit has like really put a a real bad perception on I don't know. People are just too free to just talk. You know what? I gotta hold that thought because I have to like work through this. So we gotta take a break and we're back real fast.
Speaker 4:I got uh, I have a tikt idea that I'm going to do probably in a few weeks, and it made me think of a movie that we've all watched, that we all love. Friday. Right, we all love that movie. Which one? All of them, all the Fridays, all right. What's your favorite Friday then?
Speaker 2:The first one no, actually I go front. The third one I actually, I go front.
Speaker 4:The third one.
Speaker 2:I kind of like the second.
Speaker 4:Really, I kind of do Okay my thought, all right, you know me, I randomly start thinking of shit or content to myself and I realized that Ice Cube's character Craig is awful person. Why he's terrible Break this down why In the first friday he's lazy as fuck. He lost his job. He got fired on his day off. Who the how the fuck does that?
Speaker 2:even happen. Hold on. I almost got fired on my day off for stealing boxes like oh, and then he smoked.
Speaker 4:He has no job and proceeds to smoke stolen weed with his dumb ass pothead friend. He's always in the kitchen Trying to eat some shit. Don't put no money in there. He didn't throw out the trash. Remember His dad told him to throw out the trash that night. He didn't do it. The second one you're gonna steal from Pinky. You don't know this nigga.
Speaker 2:He didn't steal from Pinky.
Speaker 4:Oh sorry, he stole from little Joker. Little Joker, you stole from some Mexican niggas. You ain't even know they could have killed your ass.
Speaker 2:You put your whole family in jeopardy Day Day and them. But they didn't stop him. They knew what was happening.
Speaker 4:You couldn't even take one for the team. Craig, and fuck with Lil D so that she wouldn't put a fucking brick through Day Day's car.
Speaker 2:Craig, craig, Whoa, first off, one put a fucking breakthrough. Day-day's car, craig, craig, wait. First off.
Speaker 3:Whoa whoa now let's go to the jenna jackson girl no, no, no that was uh the second one.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, she's the girl. The girl she's talking about is the one who's saying I get rough and tough with my afro lady.
Speaker 4:That's it anyway, let's move on to the third one. They they both get a security job. Don't do nothing. They don't do their job. They sit around all fucking day and smoke weed. They don't do nothing. They don't do their job. They sit around all fucking day and smoke weed. They don't do shit. Can't even pay their fucking rent then they throw in a legal no. The third one yeah, because the reason. Then they throw in a legal house party with weed and fucking hookers child.
Speaker 3:It's hard working for the man.
Speaker 4:Listen, craig is a terrible person. I fucking stand by what he's, what I say. He's terrible. He ain't he had a different bitch every fucking friday.
Speaker 2:On top of it so you're mad that he has options selfish.
Speaker 4:No, he's fucking. I don't know how you don't see the character breakdown. He's fucking selfish and lazy. I gotta watch it and we love him so much as a character.
Speaker 3:I like smoky.
Speaker 2:He's hilarious and the dad first, I just, I just I just don't see where you're coming from. I I don't see because that was one whole day.
Speaker 3:That's crazy. All that happened in one day, but you're.
Speaker 4:So you're thinking about the first one, right?
Speaker 2:yeah, no, but the second one took place like basically almost like a week or so after supposed to next friday. Yeah, like literally next friday was.
Speaker 4:It was a week after, but I'm saying to each, like the first one, just break down how he acted in the first one I'm gonna have to watch the door in the jehovah witness bitch's face early okay. Question is that have?
Speaker 2:you ever? I guess? Here go story. I actually got into a debate with one, oh, I changed his life. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4:oh, the jehovah's witness right back to the fucking kingdom. I was like yo nobody's like man.
Speaker 2:We had a two. We had an hour conversation at that front door.
Speaker 3:I made that motherfucker tap. Oh hell.
Speaker 4:No, I'm not doing the wrong. Well, they don't believe in hell, so I don't know what.
Speaker 2:All I know is.
Speaker 3:He never came back to go fucking house ever. He's a mouthy. Craig is terrible. I don't think so, bro. He's a bum. No, bad boy was a bum.
Speaker 4:Was tyrese in that movie, oh yeah, yeah, jody, my nigga jody, that was another thing, he was another terrible character my thing is the, the main characters, the male and tag uh protagonists or whatever.
Speaker 1:They're bad, they're terrible people is what I'm saying yeah, when you watch it back.
Speaker 4:I'm like yo, craig was right, a lazy, terrible. He was cheating on his bitch even though she was cheating on him too. But I'm just saying, remember when nia long came through he didn't know, but he didn't know that joy was cheating on his girl. He didn't know. And then he all over nia long, all in her face and shit like that I'm sorry I mean that's, do you remember?
Speaker 2:prime knee along you're missing the point.
Speaker 4:You're missing the fucking point.
Speaker 2:That's when ho steven comes out. I'd be a hoe for her. Are you out of your mind?
Speaker 3:and a hoe, you would be sleeping with her. Is that what we're saying?
Speaker 2:then we're gonna be two ho ho's. You can call us the ho ho twins. I don't give a fuck you're missing the ho-ho twins I just think you're over it see I didn't overanalyze you gotta watch it again.
Speaker 3:I'm seriously when I watch girlfriends that I, when I watch that series back, I could see how some of them were bad friends. I'm like damn especially tony.
Speaker 2:Yes, selfish okay, so so if we're gonna talk about bad people, here we go.
Speaker 4:Oh hey, carrie bradshaw, she's an awful person here we go.
Speaker 2:Janet jackson why did I get married too?
Speaker 4:oh, here we go well, yeah, yeah, she was wrong hold on.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, because he set me off too, because she knew I was going to get mad. Then she made me watch that fucking movie and she's like that was such a random.
Speaker 3:That was a lot going on. It really was. They lost a child and then she, but that was so.
Speaker 2:That was her fault. So check this out she. It was her fault for the kid.
Speaker 3:She's a bad person oh, don't say it was. It's unfortunate that was her.
Speaker 2:I said it see now you sound like her husband that's what it was and then it was her fault that he got in the fucking accident.
Speaker 3:I mean, yeah, she shouldn't have went to his job.
Speaker 4:She went to his job, right, and say he was gay or something she's she sent like a wait that was the end when they already they were divorcing Right she sent like a cake with like a gay guy.
Speaker 3:You know what cracks me up about.
Speaker 4:Tyler Perry. Listen, tyler Perry, you our issues and we still, I don't know why you don't like his movies. Why? Why? Today did I see a new movie by you with megan good and she's getting beat. Like why is all your movies wrapped around women, like black women struggle and getting beat and abused? Like why? I just talked to me here, tyler, you're just looking for a little.
Speaker 2:He makes the same movies is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:They're always the same fucking movie. What?
Speaker 2:new fucking ideas. Are there really out there? Seriously, it's not about new ideas, it's always about the struggle.
Speaker 3:Two.
Speaker 2:Godzilla movies came out the same fucking week. There's no new ideas. There's no new shit.
Speaker 3:That's not true. I think it's just been over the years. Hasn't it been like a decade now?
Speaker 2:oh well, over a decade, god yeah it's probably like 20 no yeah, and it's always the same shit.
Speaker 4:I'm like why is what? Do you want to make a fucking space cowboy? Yes, yes, please make a black space.
Speaker 3:I don't even know what he would make. It's because I mean even the shows that he has. I don't really watch the shows.
Speaker 2:House of Pain is dope, I'm sorry. I thought that was great.
Speaker 3:I don't know what he would do. I mean, he's still making that money.
Speaker 4:I don't even know what he would do. I just I watched it and I'm like, is he trying to make this shit like enough?
Speaker 2:Wait, that shit was terrible. By the way, as you watch it, that movie was terrible. It's good, but it's terrible enough. Her acting in it cracks me.
Speaker 4:I liked it at the time, probably because no where she's like learning how to fight, but then when you re-watch it you're like she can't beat him yeah, she right and I was like so she committed premeditated murder basically yeah, that's exactly what it was Got it Got it, so they're not going to find the cell phone blockers. And then the messages of her.
Speaker 2:She turned into fucking Batman Deadass.
Speaker 3:Sometimes you watch those things back.
Speaker 4:You're like what, what? And her acting. When he hit her the first time, he's like I can't hit you.
Speaker 3:She's like no, you can't oh my God, j-lo, you could have the quinniness.
Speaker 4:You could have gave it a little bit more. You could have made it convincing A little bit more.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying, man, I don't know what y'all looking for, because 50 Cent, all he does is gangster shit. You stick to those rivers and those lakes, sometimes Sam. I don't watch that either. Shit gets old after a while like how many fucking times. How many different ways can a motherfucker flip a brick?
Speaker 4:I have no idea. I like superhero. You know me, I like superhero shit, science fiction shit, and that's always different. The formulas are I know what you're saying. Sometimes the formulas are saying you know what I mean, like dune. Did you watch dune? No, oh, it was good actually, but there was a show on apple plus that was foundation. It was like the same fucking thing about empire and keeping the empire and the small people. It'd be all the same. Like star wars, the same thing, that rise of the empire, they're all kind of the same thing oh god, these new ones that came out are, oh no, they're terrible even though, uh, alcholate, alcholate.
Speaker 4:I think I gotta finish that, oh yeah, I wanted to watch that.
Speaker 3:It was okay so far. It wasn't it wasn't the mandalorian you're gonna see the new deadpool.
Speaker 2:You're gonna see the new deadpool, absolutely I guess I'm excited I can't fucking wait. I'm seeing that that night I want to go, man, I'm gonna get good and high it was coming out on hbo the 23rd. It's coming to the 27th in theaters okay oh, so yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4:I'm going to, I'm going to go to the theater. I'm going right to my usual spot you know I love you know um, x-men is my favorite cartoon of all time.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I've, so do you want me to give you a spoiler warning um, hold on, I think I know already, probably like, who's going to be in it no, I'm talking about, uh, what it could put, what the new deadpool potentially might lead into, blade, yes, no, well, I.
Speaker 4:No, well, I heard that one.
Speaker 2:Maybe they're still trying to find a director.
Speaker 4:Wait, the movie's already done.
Speaker 2:No, she's talking about Blade, no.
Speaker 4:I heard Blade was going to be in Deadpool, possibly.
Speaker 2:Well, no, Wesley Snipes might be.
Speaker 3:Might. I thought he was for sure.
Speaker 4:No, I thought for sure he was in Blade, yeah that's the rumor, I hope so I wish he didn't get old. He was the perfect.
Speaker 3:Blade. He really was. Every time them Blades movies, that was just like a Well dude.
Speaker 2:Blade saved.
Speaker 3:Marvel. He did People forget that Blade saved.
Speaker 2:Marvel.
Speaker 4:They never say that, nobody says it and it's so true.
Speaker 3:They never said that.
Speaker 4:And he looked great as Blade.
Speaker 2:Fit um great as blade fit blade, because he's a real badass, he really does. It was either honestly like him or like a michael john white, because he's a real fighter.
Speaker 4:I think he said why he didn't want to do. I think he said he was too old or something like that, but he would have been perfect actually. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they got the other guy um, I forget his name maher shawley yeah, he's gonna be no, he's gonna be good, great, he's gonna be really good.
Speaker 4:He was in luke cage when he played cottonmouth or wherever the villain's name was.
Speaker 2:He was really good but what they're saying is the dead bullshit is gonna lead into the new x-men movies good wait, say it again they're about so they're gonna so you think they're gonna get new like totally new actors you have no idea. There's the whole shit that's about to happen with Marvel, with all the shit that they're about to come out with. I'm fucking excited. Honestly, it's giving me back in the day vibes to where I'm actually excited for these movies to come out and how they're all going to interchange and shit like that.
Speaker 4:I hope that they keep um the new, the younger versions of uh Magneto and Charles Xavier.
Speaker 2:Those two it's all recast.
Speaker 4:No, they're all getting recast, those are the only two people I want them to keep out of this Cause I don't really like any of the newer X-Men movies. They got it all Fuck. Honestly, real talk. I love X-Men, I don't. I think I can't make that point enough. I love it. I know the comics. I know almost everything. The movies have been bad. I love them because I'm a kid. They're nostalgic, but they get it all wrong. They made rogue so weak she's like actually like omega level mutant because she absorbed, like miss marvel which those marvel movies suck too those miss marvel movies she absorbs her powers.
Speaker 2:I disagree with you. Miss the, the first, uh, the marvels.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry, it was a good fucking movie I don't care what nobody says she killed, she absorbs her power. That's how she becomes super strong. Yes, rogue, she absorbs all her power. Yes, so she can go through. She can go up to space and travel through space and all that shit. Yes, because she absorbed it to the point. She um what's her name? Carol Danvers was in a coma.
Speaker 3:I got to rewatch all these because I'd be forgetting what the hell was going on.
Speaker 4:Actually watch the old X-Men cartoon, because it's on Disney Plus, and watch the new one. That shit was too good, I was like the writers was writing, they was writing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they already got the new um. They already got the next two seasons already oh yeah, ready to go I cosplayed as um.
Speaker 4:Oh, nice, yeah, I cosplay as uh, was it madeline prior that one got mad love nice yeah, because that's gene great's clone. I just can't wait.
Speaker 3:This is I can't why don't you ever do comic-con or something like that you know what it is.
Speaker 2:Honestly, I'm just not that brave nor am.
Speaker 1:I I'm a big sissy when it comes to certain shows.
Speaker 2:I really am, I know. Do you feel?
Speaker 3:silly, you know, when the Dragon Balls eat up a little bit.
Speaker 2:Because if I do, I want to do it right, then do it right.
Speaker 4:Like I want my costume to be. But this is you. You wait last minute.
Speaker 2:You can get your shit 100%, you're correct.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you can definitely plan. You can plan. You know, I already know what I'm going to be for Halloween. I can tell you right now.
Speaker 2:To this day, I still want to pull off trunks.
Speaker 4:You can do it. What?
Speaker 2:Trunks you too.
Speaker 4:Okay, you should know who that we're not talking um. Wait, y'all know any? No, she should know this, she should know, she should know.
Speaker 2:No, she should know like that or cartoons she does, she does.
Speaker 4:I tried a lot of marriage shows. Yeah, oh, you love the drama don't you not?
Speaker 3:really, I just like the way people act. It's so funny it's like I want to get married.
Speaker 4:The first argument I need a divorce so you like, uh, was it Marriage at First Sight, marriage at.
Speaker 3:First Sight, Love is Blind. I like the polygamy show. That one is great. I love it.
Speaker 4:Did you ever see Seeking Sister Wives? Yeah, seeking Sister, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:I love it.
Speaker 4:The Snowdance you know who they are very interesting I I did kind of a deep dive on them. They're a mess like they have? Yeah, they seem like they are he's like a scammer and they had like a couple girls like marry them and then like run away. I want to know.
Speaker 3:I don't know what I want to know what he does for work, because the way they be moving he doesn't work.
Speaker 1:They went from atlanta to california and they bought a house, yeah, with one room for one girl and the other room for another.
Speaker 4:I'm like how you, where's this money come from? And they got mad kids and he works at home.
Speaker 3:I'm like damn, what'd he do?
Speaker 2:Maybe it's inheritance.
Speaker 3:I don't know.
Speaker 4:It's something about like he was messing not messing with sexually or doing he was kicking it with, like this white couple that had money, but I don't know exactly the in and outs of what was going on like I think he was borrowing money from them all the time. Yeah, what people with him. You can tell he's a narcissist and their master manipulator. So he was just manipulating everybody. It was so interesting he wasn't attractive, so I was trying to figure out what he, I think his wife is beautiful.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I think it's the fact of being taken care of.
Speaker 3:I think like if, if you don't got to work. I think sometimes it's like, oh my God.
Speaker 4:But the first wife that they had I never understood cause she had no kids.
Speaker 3:Like I understand and she jumped right in.
Speaker 4:I understand the thought of polygamy when all parties have kids, cause it's like a village. Like one of my really good friends she's got three kids and she was dating a guy who was kind of trying to convince her to get in polygamy and she considered it because she's a single mom and has no help and she's like you know, I almost consider it because it's like it is like a village and everybody takes care of each other. And then I talked her the fuck out of that. But like, in that aspect I can kind of get it. But when you're just a single woman coming into a polygamous, coming into a relationship right with kids already.
Speaker 3:It just seems like you're a babysitter yeah, that's, and that's what I think some of her family were concerned about, because she's like okay, so this, she wants to start her own business. The other wife it's like so what are you going to be doing, cooking and taking care of the kids? And I think, yeah, that's kind of what it was, but she said bye, yeah, she's in the middle of the night. They had such a beautiful ceremony. They look really nice their outfits and everything but it's just so interesting.
Speaker 2:I'm like wow would y'all, would y'all date, or obviously you guys are already involved. Uh, would you allow your man to be a stay-at-home dad?
Speaker 3:like how stay-at-homey exactly how it fucking sounds it depends, I mean like, I mean like, is it depends if he a?
Speaker 4:master chef a cleaner and like okay, okay, hold on no let's break this down now.
Speaker 2:Okay, it depends okay, this is great, okay. So so you said you're the main breadwinner, sam right you popping. Yeah, you out in on the street fucking getting these checks, you getting.
Speaker 3:It depends on what I'm doing. If I'm working 12 hours, right?
Speaker 4:No, yeah, it has to be something Hold on no, wait, wait.
Speaker 3:But if it's like Tabitha, I don't know. You probably don't know Tabitha Brown story.
Speaker 4:I love her. They were grinding together for mad long and she actually ended up retiring her husband because they didn't. She's so successful to work anymore, something like that. Yeah, I understand, but if I'm slaving, yeah. If I popped off with my cosplay stuff, yeah, and all I really needed colt was to be my road dog and we you know he's my protector and we would go all these different comic cons and I'm making all the absolutely yeah but if, like he said, I'm fucking working at you know a hospital or something, fucking 15 hours a day and he's not doing shit, hell, no, that's not fair wait.
Speaker 2:But what if he's taking care of the house, the kids? You come home, food is ready. Well, hold on, food is ready, kids are taking care.
Speaker 4:I'm talking about he's like really they holding down the house only for a little bit okay okay, like if he would you be a housewife would you be a housewife?
Speaker 2:no I need to do something something I'm curious. I'm wondering when this died, because I think like well see, we talked about the, the housewives, and them not being psychologically.
Speaker 4:Well, that's where a lot of like I think that's from other things though and pros that came from their depression was so bad they didn't realize it and a lot of them were harming themselves, committing suicide, harming the kids. Okay, can we? Can we agree that it could?
Speaker 2:possibly be a different time and that now that we have a better understanding of everything, that obviously they would probably have a hobby or something. Well, I'm not talking about okay, I want you in that house every day if I don't, motherfucking, have my hot plate.
Speaker 1:When I get home bitch, there's double sandwiches being passed out, that's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:What I'm saying is is like hey, babe, you know, hey, thanks for holding down.
Speaker 4:You know, hey, go spa day, go go, something like that well, one of my friends right now she's not working, she's a stay-at-home mom and she's on antidepressants, so that's different sam, because she's not working.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about. If she is, I'm talking about the shit is taken care of, she's comfortable, you are comfortable, you have the house, you ain't got to worry about the shit all your job is just to take care of the house.
Speaker 4:She's being taken care of, that's what I'm trying to tell you, and she, yes, and she's not.
Speaker 3:Mentally well, oh okay it's only so much of like cooking and cleaning, if I have my farm and he's working shit, yeah, but you're still doing something but you're doing something.
Speaker 4:She's a full-time stay-at-home mom, like just take only stays at home, take care of the kids. That's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot of work, that's a lot and it's a lot of I don't know. It just feels like repetitiveness, nothingness to me, because remember, when I was out of work for that long, that's all I would do is like kind of clean the house and I was like she was excited.
Speaker 4:She's like I ain't fucking work, I ain't doing shit but then I got, but then I got into my hobby into so that yeah, if you have a drive to do that, but no well, hold that thought, cuz we gotta take a break and we're back, so you could be a stay-at-home boyfriend, yeah why not?
Speaker 2:I can entertain myself. Take care of those little fuckers all right.
Speaker 4:What about no kids and you're just stay-at-home boyfriend? What if you were in a narcissist? This is what I mean. Steve has never been in a. I try to get him to kind of understand a narcissistic, toxic relationship. It's very you know it's very traumatizing. It's like it's, it's.
Speaker 2:I'm still traumatized okay, so here's my thing, but what?
Speaker 4:I'm saying is what if you were in that kind of it wouldn't happen no, oh my god, I'm so sorry what happened.
Speaker 2:Okay, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, get your shit off.
Speaker 3:Each hold on because she wants to say because like you, with relations, I try not to say too much because you're still in fantasy land and you act like a narcissist gonna come around and act like a narcissist no they gonna move you and act like the greatest thing on earth, and then it's gonna hit you at some point real bad you gotta realize people are actors until they're not I understand that you could.
Speaker 3:You could stay with somebody for a whole year, and then two years, three years, 40 years, 20 years. You just don't know. People are fickle. Yeah, human beings just think of every human beings are can. Whatever it is possible for them to do, it can happen. Trust me.
Speaker 2:No one's more pessimistic than I am. Each trust me, I know that. But I just want you to hold on.
Speaker 4:You're so blessed so fairytale come across that yeah because it's so traumatizing when you're the realest nigga in the room.
Speaker 2:No bullshit can be there. I am the light, first off.
Speaker 3:The realest, really, I'm sorry, it's my confidence she just explained to you.
Speaker 4:You'll meet a narcissist that seem like the godliest, most your dream, and then she will turn Into the worst person you ever met A devil, cause that's what you are You're a supply for them, most of your dream. And then she will turn into the worst person you ever met a devil, because that's what you are you're a supply for them and you are nothing more than just supply I understand that.
Speaker 2:I get that. I'm telling you.
Speaker 4:This is, this is the worst kind of people to ever run into, and you run into them more than you think I mean look, I guess I've just been blessed and lucky. I haven't had that, no, and I, but I was great.
Speaker 2:But it's like I told you, I only, I just try. I only try to get you to kind of decent people sympathize or empathize with women who've been through that the cassie thing, or when I've expressed you know why reasons.
Speaker 4:Sometimes women don't walk away. It's because of this, this, and you're like, yeah, that wouldn't be me and they could have walked the fuck away everybody says what they would have done, should have did what they did, but they ain't in a relationship everybody's a coulda, woulda, shoulda they ain't had the situation to happen as pessimistic as I am.
Speaker 2:Is it not healthy? Do you understand how hard I have to try to not quit on humanity? Welcome to the party. I'm trying, humanity. Welcome to the party.
Speaker 3:I'm trying real hard.
Speaker 2:I'm the one on here who openly has said if there really wasn't an infinity gun, I wouldn't think twice snapping half of you fuckers out of here. I wouldn't even hesitate. If I'm not worthy, I'm out of here.
Speaker 3:Nobody's worthy, no one's. No one could determine. All I'm saying is I would just do this. No one's perfect, no one could determine who's worthy, if I knew it.
Speaker 2:I would just do this.
Speaker 3:And then include yourself. That's not true. Include yourself.
Speaker 2:No, I'll make it, so it's not me too. Why? Because you're perfect.
Speaker 4:And did you not see Thanos at the end of that? That nigga was fucking down bad Because it almost killed him. It wasn't just that he had after he made that goal right After he accomplished that goal. He had nothing else to do.
Speaker 2:What are you talking about? He had a retirement home. You didn't see him sitting there. He was making room. He sat on his porch, he was alone. That's what he wanted.
Speaker 4:What's the worst thing in the fucking world for anything in the world is to be alone. That's what he wanted.
Speaker 2:He sat there, sam, he sat down.
Speaker 3:He saw that sun come up and he fucking smiled and he said I don't know what you watch, but it's at the very end of the movie, slaughtered people to be alone, exactly whoopee, we're okay, and I don't know how you know technically it wasn't a slaughter this is how you know perception slaughtered them, blue people
Speaker 2:well, yeah, okay you know. Yeah, this is how you know perception is is just different for everyone, because I've seen at the end that he had nothing.
Speaker 3:That's why he didn't care that thor killed him, but why don't you offer yourself instead, like he's? Doing all what he had to do. What was he trying to do?
Speaker 2:he was trying to bring balance to the world, and then how are you gonna do that?
Speaker 4:you know you snap away half the people, like we just said. How do you determine who's worthy who's? Not. That's why it's at random but that doesn't make it any better.
Speaker 2:The rapture right no, that's technically well. Yeah, technically it's at random. That's the rapture. Yeah, I guess you could, but not half. But when the rapture happens it's not going to be half, it's going to be less. Oh great, it says. It says it in the Bible Awesome, everybody fucking knows that you really think.
Speaker 4:So wait when you get snapped up to heaven, we just stay here, the bad people.
Speaker 2:I think that's like how it's supposed.
Speaker 4:Like on some fucking bad, bad shit.
Speaker 3:According to the Left Behind movies oh my God.
Speaker 4:Which movies the Left Behind?
Speaker 2:First off they're great cheesy movies.
Speaker 4:I've never heard of these. They're great cheesy Christian movies. I love them. I love those movies. Wait, hold on. There's post-apocalyptic Christian movies.
Speaker 3:Yeah, a whole bunch of them A whole bunch, even books that go with them. Yeah, what the fuck.
Speaker 2:Well listen here.
Speaker 4:I'm just realizing P, just realizing precious moments was christian. Like what am I missing?
Speaker 2:right now, but in the movie actually. Yes, people got just instantly blinked away and stephen king shit the rest of the world. That's when the antichrist rised up and he's took. He was. He was a white brat. He was a white brat. He was a white brat. Everybody knows that the white devil is a British person. That's why I don't know why those fuckers are so uppity and they act like they didn't do shit.
Speaker 3:They are uppity. I can't stand it.
Speaker 2:I've been trying to tell y'all this shit for years that Europeans are assholes like that Y'all have done the worst in history.
Speaker 4:I know the nerf and they got the nerd to be like and they're talking about america and our problems.
Speaker 2:Yes, oh, we got ours, but don't get it twisted.
Speaker 3:They have so much blood on their hands.
Speaker 2:It's not even funny act like they didn't do shit.
Speaker 3:They're still the head of state of madden islands, jamaica and all them please wait, I thought they um, I thought jamaica they're independent.
Speaker 2:But the head of state, like the oh yeah, the head of like their legal and courts and stuff like that but yeah, those, those movies, that's exactly, it's actually the exact the left behind I'm gonna look.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna look this shit up watch the first one.
Speaker 2:It's actually not that bad I don't know what.
Speaker 3:It's not that bad. I don't even remember them, I just know they were scary because it's like oh am I the devil came through was there cursing and sex no, no, I think, was it were they persecuting the christians and beheading them right they were.
Speaker 2:You were sent into camps.
Speaker 4:Christian this is y'all people's shit?
Speaker 3:well it's in the bible. It's in the bible it says it's gonna happen it's in the bible.
Speaker 2:It reminds me of a handmade cell every time I read it's all based off revelation, so people who are left here have a chance to tech, because technically, yeah, they're the rapture. But then there's the second coming, which is when god comes down, and that's the battle between the antichrist and god and that's why we gotta be. That's a lot that's how did I get in, so you get another chance to be like basically, it's like your final, like yo judgment hurrah.
Speaker 2:It's like yo, if you don't realize what's happening and you fall victim to the mark of the beast, if you fall victim to this, if you get engulfed in their ideology, right, you're gonna end up in the lake of fire in hell or you're gonna head up in the lake of fire, which is separate from hell, which people don't really realize well, if I'm, hell is just a holding place.
Speaker 4:Oh, but what am I doing in hell, though? Like kicking it or it's?
Speaker 2:like you're, you're, you're, you're suffering. It's not. It's not a party like in little nicky like.
Speaker 4:That's what I always think it's not like little nicky I want to talk good, to shoot dice in hell.
Speaker 2:um so it's not a party, it's not like little Vicky, I want to shoot dice. It helps. So it's not a party.
Speaker 3:No, it's not a party, it's not a rave, all right, oh, like Lil Nas X.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, like a pole.
Speaker 2:No, it's not like that.
Speaker 4:You know that sucks because I feel like I'm going to go to hell. Man, that fucking sucks sucks. I don't think so I be saying some fucked up shit. I don't think you should, I, I I be thinking some fucked up shit but this is where I differ from people, especially in christianity.
Speaker 2:It's like okay, you can be a murderer, you can repent and then you can live. Good, yeah, and what. You get to go to heaven because you said I'm sorry and shit like that. But if I'm just out here cussing and shit and I happen to die, but I didn't go, my bad god, I get to automatically go to hell yeah, is there.
Speaker 2:I don't think it's that I, I definitely I used to think that, but uh, now it's like I really think it's who you are, you know as a person like, if you're out trying to do bad, if you're trying to hurt, hurt people, if you're trying to be a dick and deceive people and do all this shit, yeah, you get your just desserts.
Speaker 3:That's fair. Rebut yourself, your just desserts yeah.
Speaker 2:That sounds good, I know right and right there. Yeah, no, we're not done yet yeah, we are actually. She's always trying to just.
Speaker 4:Niggas got shit to do.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry the producer was late. Oh, don't do that shots fired really hard. Do something. I know I'm doesn't mean I can't fuck with him. I'm gonna fuck with him. I'm gonna nigga do something y'all are funny slutty big slut that's why I got black pussy next to me at all times.
Speaker 4:You're a whore, steve, you're a whore. But, a classy one. That word is funny to me.
Speaker 3:whore it just sounds like medieval times. Oh my God, definitely yes. Do I smell a whore? Do?
Speaker 2:I smell a whore.
Speaker 3:Go to the whore house, Game of Thrones baby.
Speaker 2:You know what I would love to do? Take some of these new age chicks, drop them off back in like oh, shut up they would die.
Speaker 3:They would get raped.
Speaker 4:You can't tell me what to do with my body? I think sexy red would have been Burned at the stake. Fuck it as a heritage First of all, as soon as we, as soon as we can add one plus one, we get him burned at the stake back there.
Speaker 2:So don't do that Before we wrap up. Did you guys watch the? Uh? Did you guys see the Terry's Howard Joe Rogan episode?
Speaker 4:Oh my God, colt made me sit through that and I'm like no everything was like debunked. Right that everything he said yeah, because, no, he did the, he did, he did the solo episode.
Speaker 2:And then he came back eric weinstein.
Speaker 4:He's a mathematician came back to like kind of debunk what he's saying, everything he was wrong he was saying some deep stuff, some shit.
Speaker 3:I didn't, I didn't. I think he didn't say one times one equals two yes, oh wow okay, and he's like.
Speaker 4:This is why and then this why, man, I want to get two man.
Speaker 2:That's honestly I I actually like that episode because he really like the guy really was trying very hard to hear him out, he did. He was like really, he's like listen, because truthfully I would have loved to have been assigned. I didn't, I didn't realize like the cattiness of in the scientist scientific community.
Speaker 4:That's so true, it's very catty and bitchy because, no, you want to be smarter than everybody else in the room and I'm like they're no different than like shannonpe, like sports talk radio and shit like that.
Speaker 2:People just being people, steve, people just being people, and I'm just like, but the way he did it I was like all right, he wasn't trying to embarrass him, but then eventually he was just like he got fed up.
Speaker 4:He was just like listen. He's like I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:He's like I don't know what you're saying. Now You're talking about old shit that's already been proven wrong. Listen, I love the fact that you're into this. I'm into it, man, you know what I'm saying. But and then he looks good for a change. Yeah, but, yeah, my man, he's.
Speaker 4:We got to keep Tara Towers in our brain.
Speaker 2:He'll always be DJ from so Flow to me, yo, we got to get him back in the Iron man movies.
Speaker 4:You like. I actually like Don Cheadle as War Machine. Well, yeah, no me too.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, I can't picture. I couldn't picture Terry Tower as War Machine.
Speaker 4:Who wanna fight man Like I can't imagine.
Speaker 2:I told you.
Speaker 4:Spit that shit. Spit that shit, man.
Speaker 2:I put my heart in. Yo tell me you didn't put it in here, man. I put my heart in this. Yo tell me you didn't put it in here. Man, I'll put my heart in this man. Come on, slim, wait, what's his name? Slim? God, I forgot what the fuck was.
Speaker 4:Ludacris' name, oh, God, he was so shitty in that movie.
Speaker 2:He really was. He was a fucking scumbag, he was an asshole. He was great Slim Sutton and it was just like, come on, man, and then you just beat the shit out of him and then you get to his fucking little. I'm in charge.
Speaker 4:I'm in charge. Oh god, she's a mess now is she really she's a train wreck.
Speaker 2:Oh really, I thought she was like just a good actress she did a movie called Karen.
Speaker 4:Did y'all see that? Oh my god, when I saw thought she was like just a good actress. She did. She did a movie called karen, did y'all see that? Oh my god, when I saw that, I'm like she's playing that that was a movie called karen about a white, entitled woman named karen, just karen being karen we can't do this shit.
Speaker 2:It was pretty fun, it was bad and it was. Did you watch the?
Speaker 3:bt awards. Did you guys watch it?
Speaker 2:I did not no, I, I heard, I heard not so good things speeches.
Speaker 3:I don't even want to watch it because I just feel like it's gonna be cringe yeah, I gotta be honest.
Speaker 2:If you don't got joe budden on your side, where he goes, all right, you're going too far. You got him too far. That's what he said he's like yo. This is just pandering at the highest fucking level. And I'm not a joe budden fan. I think most of his fucking tapes are absolutely retarded.
Speaker 4:The tribute was so bad actually like I didn't watch it.
Speaker 2:I didn't watch it. I used to do the best it was.
Speaker 4:I actually like childish gabino's rendition of yeah he slowed it down. It sounded really good and then here, I love you girl. Here come kiki palmer like yeah yeah, yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3:Jess hilarious did say like she kind of disney's everything up.
Speaker 4:I'm like oh I didn't even that's so true, actually, I love kiki too, anyway, y'all. Yeah, and wrapping up.
Speaker 2:First off, we're gonna say thank you for each for swinging by.
Speaker 3:But it was great to be here I just like looking back and forward.
Speaker 2:The banter back and forth is hilarious oh man, but um, thank you again for uh being a part of the episode. Thank you for coming through thanks for having me and uh, yeah, so in wrapping up, I'm your host, steven. I'm Sam Crystal.
Speaker 2:Aisha and as always, please stereotype responsibly and we'll be back next week with another motherfucking episode. Peace y'all, peace, bye, bye. Thank you for tuning in to this week's episode of Minority Plus One Podcast. If you rock with us, make sure you hit that like, hit that subscribe and, as always, make sure you stereotype responsibly.