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Deadpool Rescues the MCU
What if the latest Deadpool movie could single-handedly tidy up the Marvel Cinematic Universe's most tangled storylines? In this thrilling episode of Minority Plus One Podcast, we tackle the unexpected twists and turns of the newest Deadpool installment. From Wesley Snipes' jaw-dropping cameo as Blade to Marvel's blockbuster announcements at San Diego Comic-Con, our animated discussion captures the highs and lows of the film. Despite the last-minute change due to Brittany's illness, we dive headfirst into our ratings and reactions, setting the stage for a spoiler-filled romp through Deadpool's latest adventure.
Ever wondered how the MCU will navigate its post-Kang era? We speculate on the future, including a tantalizing Avengers vs. X-Men crossover. Disappointment looms over the absence of key X-Men characters, but hope springs eternal as we discuss potential casting choices and storyline shifts. Our passionate debate highlights Marvel's storytelling prowess compared to DC's struggles, emphasizing the critical role of thoughtful narrative arcs. With nods to recent Marvel hits and missteps, we forecast the franchise's next big moves, keeping our fingers crossed for a more authentic portrayal of beloved characters.
Finally, we groove to the iconic tracks that define the Deadpool movies and reminisce about viral video hilarity. The music, the laughter, and the emotional depth of Deadpool himself—it's all on the table. We wrap up this jam-packed episode with heartfelt thanks to our listeners and a call to "stereotype responsibly." Whether you're a Marvel fanatic or just love pop culture, this episode promises a perfect blend of humor, insight, and unbridled enthusiasm. Don't miss out on the fun!
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Speaker 2:Yeah, plus One Podcast. Cheer what's going on, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's the King of the Heffries, it's Oreo. We are back once again podcasting to you and, as always to my left, we got my co-host, donlon. Tell him who are you. It's Sam Crystal, and I'm your host, steve. And this is the minority plus one podcast cheer. So uh, I know, we promised britney um, but something under the weather. The weather had other uh plans for her and told her bitch, sit down and let me tell you something.
Speaker 3:Brittany is a trooper. She is not feeling good. She literally needs to rest, but her ass is like. You know. I'm talking to her on the phone. She's like I'm going to make it. I was like no, no, you're not, you're okay, stay home, get some fluid, drink some fluids and go to sleep. Drink some fluids and go to sleep. Please do not bring that. I don't need to get sick, but get well soon. But you'll be seeing her get well, brit, in the next two weeks. So cause we have one more episode actually dropping before this before that you're listening to, so you'll be seeing our girls soon.
Speaker 2:Yes, we didn't kick her out.
Speaker 3:No, we didn't do what everybody thinks we did and got ready.
Speaker 2:The fuck up out of here. No, but we do have, uh, a special guest that you guys can't see, uh, and they will be um, joining us sporadically throughout this episode. We will keep it a surprise, uh, until it is time. But before we get into all that, sam, how was your week?
Speaker 3:you know cool regular shit, um nothing really. What about you?
Speaker 2:yeah, yeah similar stuff working, work, thing. That's really it, but we're just gonna go right into this, yeah. Spoiler alert I.
Speaker 3:I was just about to say that. Listen y'all by now, like I just gave you a heads up. You should.
Speaker 2:I love this is a spoilers episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're just, uh, we're talking about a bunch of different shit today, and just you know what I'm gonna take a page out of, uh, nick wright, uh, sports commentator, um, the what's right with nick wright show. I'm taking a page out of his book. Let me tell you what we're not talking about on today's episode. No, we will not be talking about anything political. We will not be talking about kamala harris uh, joining the race. We want this episode. It's a beautiful day out, so we just want to talk about fun shit, cool shit, pop culture shit and, uh, thanks to our producer, some really weird, potentially scary shit, I'm actually surprised you didn't know about.
Speaker 3:I have no idea about this one.
Speaker 2:So I'm actually really excited about this. Um so, that's what's not going to be talked about today. Um so, deadpool first things first, first things first. Uh, fantastic fucking movie.
Speaker 3:Okay, so what would you rate it?
Speaker 2:in terms of a movie or in terms of Deadpool.
Speaker 4:Oh, in terms of a movie, or in terms of deadpool.
Speaker 2:In terms of, like, hierarchy in the deadpool, yeah, all right, so it's my third favorite deadpool. Same, but in terms of a movie, for what it is setting up, which we will discuss, I'm gonna have to give it an eight yeah, I was for me, for, let's say, if it was a standalone, 10 out of 10.
Speaker 3:Um, it is my least favorite of the three, but I like it just as well. You know what I mean. I liked it was fun.
Speaker 2:It was a fun watch it was a fun um fucking movie.
Speaker 3:It's trying to clean up the mcu mess that they have oh no it.
Speaker 2:It basically did it. I know, I don't know, I guess we were talking about a little earlier before we started, but uh, basically what it's going to set up again spoiler alert and this is just the theories hall h, which is marvel's big announcement weekend in san diego comic-con. It's happening right now, okay, or I think it might have already I think it already happened, because I already seen the footage.
Speaker 3:Oh, did you see that?
Speaker 2:fireworks, so that they fucking did afterward.
Speaker 3:It looked fantastic, it was amazing all I seen was before the movie came out, so I was avoiding social media yeah, me too for a few days, because I already knew y'all niggas had spoilers. And then when I get on facebook, I see the first spoiler of the the deadpool, wolverine movie cast, and then they called out all the fucking cameos and then at the end it was wesley's day. So you know. That's why I text you I was like tell me, wesley is in this.
Speaker 2:So he was like yeah, he's and I told you, the only spoiler I was gonna give you is that wesley still got it he still he looks great. He did it fantastic so there was a few cameo.
Speaker 3:All right, so I all right, so we're getting into the movie. We're gonna probably just be all over the place. I don't want to do like a blow by bow. Yeah, first when it came on to the end, but there was a ton of cameos which was dope, who's your favorite cameo? Of course wesley come on. Okay, like it's so nice to see him again it's so nice to see blade again me too.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna lie and this is gonna sound weird. I don't care. I don't give a fuck who don't like it.
Speaker 3:I was happy to see electra he might have been the only one I was actually kind of, can I be, can I be frank? I was more like she doesn't even go here, like I. I was just like why is she here? Like somebody, please Rude, absolutely rude Listen. Elektra. I didn't like okay, I didn't like the Daredevil movies and I didn't like the Elektra movie.
Speaker 2:Okay, look, I mean, I didn't say they were fucking masterpieces. Okay, the Elektra movie yes, she's hot.
Speaker 3:Like her outfit? No, no, Back in the early 2000s, oh yeah, when she put on that red outfit and she was hot
Speaker 1:she looked great, she looked fucking great. She still looks good. Yeah, she still looks.
Speaker 3:I was actually kind of confused why her suit wasn't very, very red, because that's her, that's her signature look is the red? Um, but what was she doing there?
Speaker 2:I mean, you know it just well, it's the boy and she had more lines than fucking wesley.
Speaker 3:That really glided my gears. I was like okay, I just was like we don't need you to keep talking. Okay, can we hear from blade? Blade, can you have any thoughts? Blade?
Speaker 2:like all right, you already know what his thought is some motherfuckers always try to ice skate up uphill uphill. Some motherfuckers is always trying to ice skate up street uphill uphill.
Speaker 3:Some motherfuckers is always trying to ice skate up, and I still don't know why. He said that in the first blade movie, but it was epic and that's why he had to say it again. I gotta be honest with you, I don't really, because that sounds extremely hard to do. Yeah, I think that, like, how big's the hill, some motherfuckers are trying to ice skate because you make it sound like that's easy. Okay, it means trying to do the impossible oh, fair enough.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, okay you cannot skate uphill. Somebody's always trying to do some impossible shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know what sam.
Speaker 3:Fair enough, I accept that that makes sense, but that's he's but that was epic as fuck, like the whole theater and it wasn't a lot of people but the whole theater was like oh, like laughing, like oh shit, if they you had to have been og marvel blade watchers to get with that line man because he says it, some motherfucker still trying to ice skate up him and what'd you think about his little shot towards?
Speaker 3:uh, I think I went to the, I think I had, I would pee like three or four times so I probably missed parts.
Speaker 2:I think I missed that part see, and this is why I tell you, saying and again people, this is the reason why I tell people I go to the movies by myself, because if you go to the movies with me, you're not allowed to go to the fucking bathroom because I'm not explaining shit when you come back oh, what happened?
Speaker 3:you should have just fucking held it you should have went before. You already know how you know, I can't hold my bladder so Fair enough.
Speaker 2:But yeah, he said he's like there'll never be another Blade Ever. It was awesome and I was hysterically laughing.
Speaker 3:The guy who's going to play him. I always forget. Was it Marshawn?
Speaker 2:I always fuck up his first name Mashad Ali or some shit like that Phenomenal actor.
Speaker 3:I love him. I like him in almost everything he fucking does. Um he played uh god I can't remember country right. No, with uh the the license check no, that was, that was jonathan majors oh, that's where I actually found my love for jonathan majors that show oh, that was a good ass show.
Speaker 2:Okay, um, but he was in one. He was in a very he was in luke cage.
Speaker 3:He was, yeah, he played the villain the first season. I can't remember the villain's name, I think I want to say it's like cottonhead or is it copperhead? Copperhead. Maybe, maybe, I don't know, I'm not gonna lie I didn't watch all of luke I did like the first season great. No, they're actually. All of them were pretty good because even though maria stokes guy, but um, he was in that okay so I think that was his introduction.
Speaker 3:That's marvel, if I know. That's dc it. No, it's marvel, it is marvel, you're right. Sorry, um, I always get them confused, y'all. And I've been comic book superhero my whole fucking life and I still get that shit confused.
Speaker 2:But um, that's okay, they'll be in the uh he is is gonna be a good blade, but no, he definitely will, it's just that they can't get the fucking looks so good. He's still got it.
Speaker 3:Wesley's got to be in his fifties, almost sixties.
Speaker 2:Can you please Google how? How old is Wesley Snipes?
Speaker 3:He can still play blade Now. I think he he could do a blade movie. Right the fuck. Now how good he looks.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell y'all right now, spoiler he could do a Blade movie, right the fuck now, how good he looks. I'm going to tell you all right now, spoiler alert to everybody they didn't die.
Speaker 4:As much as y'all might want to think they didn't die, I thought they did. They're not dead. He's 61. He's 61.
Speaker 2:Guys, that voice that you just heard, that is our other special guest.
Speaker 4:Guys for the first time.
Speaker 2:hold on, hold on. Yeah, First off, when did you decide to give yourself something special? We didn't pre See, that's right. You ain't earned it yet.
Speaker 3:That's the real voice that makes you more. I got it.
Speaker 2:All right, so yeah. So as our special guest today, we got Producer Bae.
Speaker 3:He'll be popping in and out. He'll be popping in and out.
Speaker 2:He'll be popping in and out because he hated this fucking so. Producer, can you please explain to the audience, because you are the only person so far that I have heard who said that they absolutely hated this fucking movie. Disappointment why.
Speaker 4:Let's see when do I begin. It was just so disappointing to me that I just didn't know what the storyline was, you understand. So I don't know what the point of that whole show was. The whole movie, the plot no. Plot no, didn't fall in love with the story I, I guess. I guess you most likely had needed it for the enjoyment you know I'm saying so you just, I guess, and you enjoyed the movie it was fun comedy the fun. It was a fun. I was like what the hell are we doing?
Speaker 3:so I see. So when we went, producer bae was just miserable. He was like what is this? What are we watching you? So you think it's too goofy, like, like you said, deadpool. Deadpool is the goofball, the merc with the mouth right and everybody around him is annoyed and they're serious because they're real superheroes, whatever you want to call them. But he feels like they're banter. They uh that the other heroes were matching his banter. So it just came off as like just a clown show okay, so I will push back on he compared it to Thor's Love and Thunder, which is a god awful comparison.
Speaker 2:I promise you everybody, it is nothing like it.
Speaker 4:Now Wolverine definitely pushed back against his comedy Because he wasn't with the shit With his own silly comedy, though A lot of his stuff.
Speaker 2:Some of it, but I don't think you paid enough attention to the serious moments to really recognize when the serious moment was happening, because, yes, it was 95% goofy shit. Goofy, it was goof, it was goofy, action packed Just craziness. If you didn't, if you, if you're not really familiar and again I'm not talking just to you, producer, but I'm just talking just in general if you guys aren't really familiar and keeping up with where they're potentially at least the rumor taking the series now, because they are going, guys, kang is finished, they might bring them back just to knock them off. They that king to conquer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so that whole thing. That's why they said it twice in that fucking movie that the multiverse hey, just wrap it up. Just take your L, wrap it up, it's over. So this movie was supposed to be a love story to the Fox universe. All those movies. If you ask me, my one disappointment was there wasn't enough of the Fox X-Men, the, the heavy hitters. I would have loved to have seen cyclops, I would have loved to see hallie berry storm, but even, even anna paquin's rogue.
Speaker 2:That is very controversial because it's not a good because it's not a good rogue, but the rogue is nothing like. But check this out, sam.
Speaker 3:The universe that they're in have those x-men in it, good so you think they're gonna do a complete, complete reboot, different actors it's.
Speaker 2:It's it so because patrick sir patrick stewart.
Speaker 3:God bless that man.
Speaker 2:He's like 91 I know, but but my nigga john, they're gonna, they're gonna get him, they're gonna get him. So check this out, hold on, it's a national treasure. I know, but they're gonna get him because they're just wanting to rest, because they're. I just want him to rest. Because they are setting up the Marvels or the Marvels, they're setting up the Avengers versus X-Men, because the Kang shit kind of fell apart. That whole multiverse saga Kang dynasty thing.
Speaker 4:That's why they changed the name. Did you get that from somewhere or that's your personal speculation?
Speaker 2:No, I got that I got that from about like 18 different sources.
Speaker 2:Okay, so you're, you're educated on this 100 you know, I can't you not when I might not be into all the comic books and all this other stuff, but when it comes to this mcu shit I pay attention. I have been paying attention since iron man one. I take this shit. I fucking watch a shit ton of content about this. I I rockstar I knew shout out to fucking um, uh, screen crush, they fucking killed it. Um, everything, always, he's always on point. Um, let me see, uh, oh, comic books explained. He's fucking awesome. He explains everything.
Speaker 4:There's so many great, great outlets to to catch you up really fast on what's going on it looks like they you know most people agreed with you. You know they gave it the same thing as you, yeah, 85% ride tomatoes and do I?
Speaker 2:mind you, I didn't entertaining, refreshing, like yeah, I didn't. I didn't see this. I didn't. I never pay attention to comments and bad movies and when they like, oh this movie sucks I. If I want to see it, I'm just going to see it, right? So I didn't. I never pay attention to ratings, but that was my big disappointment.
Speaker 3:I thought I was going to see some of those guys, especially because of how the movie ended, like they showed like the end credit scenes and credit scene and I was like it would have been nice to see them you know, but sam, yeah, I honestly think that they're saving it there's.
Speaker 2:I think they're saving them, they're saving storm, they're saving gene they're saving all them for the big, big crossover.
Speaker 3:I hope we get a good, good Rogue representation.
Speaker 1:I guarantee you, rogue is from Mississippi. I guarantee you With a thick Mississippi accent I have.
Speaker 3:I played actually I just did a cosplay, a TikTok, where I did like a voiceover and I'm glowing and I'm like, for the only real G's know that I just drained all of Ms Marvel's power because that's how Rogue got her power sam, check this out.
Speaker 2:Ha ha, watch this. I'm about to give a theory right now. This one right from steven's brain, y'all ready, just came up with this when they do the crossover avengers versus x-men, what if they had rogue, take our miss marvel's powers.
Speaker 3:Yeah, get rid of that bitch, anyways, we we don't like any of the marvel movies, respectfully contrary to, I hated the first mark, uh miss, I hated the first um first captain marvel I hate that thing, her name centered around that that would be well, that would be a part in that in there because it's not very big like. What happens is like rogue was actually working for mystique under under. Mystique was under disguise as her mom because rogue is adopted.
Speaker 3:So this rogue is doing like criminal shit this before she well, they're gonna have to change that story, but before she uh got with xMen, she was doing criminal shit for Mystique who's in disguise, and Ms Marvel was trying to stop them. So what she did? Mystique manipulated her. Touch her Rogue, Touch her. She touched her and she couldn't get her hands off Ms Marvel, to the point where she drained her into a coma and that Ms Marvel lives dormant in her psyche.
Speaker 2:Yes, I'm a huge X-Men fan, hey look that's cool.
Speaker 3:I yes, I'm a huge jack smith fan. Hey look, that's cool, but I think that's so. That that's just again. That was just my idea.
Speaker 2:That's something that they might bring in yeah to be able to, like kind of help, even set off, yeah, the fucking war between the two yeah, that'd be perfect, because that's what's all right. So if anybody, this other shit with incursions, that's all that they're going to care about now Do you think they did this movie to save the DC universe?
Speaker 4:No, because it was so crappy.
Speaker 2:No, this 100% saved Marvel. This is the exact movie. Marvel has been tanking for a while needed to do, and I believe this is exactly what tanking since when? This is this is what the marvels, the marvels tank.
Speaker 3:Hold on. You want to know when it started.
Speaker 2:I'll tell you exactly after end game true everything you gotta remember love and thunder tankeded.
Speaker 3:The Marvels tanked, but hold that thought.
Speaker 2:We gotta take a break.
Speaker 3:And we're back Alright, right.
Speaker 4:So the Marvels, oh oh, the black widow movie tanked um but which one would you say dc or marvel was in a worse place?
Speaker 3:oh, dc is still in a bad place. Look blue beetle. Tanked um the last wonder woman movie tanked no, what you want to know, hold on real fast because I watched dc um the titans show just went snowball downhill so bad it had a great strong, like first couple seasons, and just tanked it was convoluted it was messy.
Speaker 4:Did they have a good movie that you would say is actually good DC Oof, besides Batman, because Batman is right in DC. You know, I was going to say that Okay.
Speaker 2:This is going to get me in trouble again. I honestly enjoyed Batmanman versus superman I'm sorry, I fucking like that movie.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, I really like that movie.
Speaker 2:I don't know why for me.
Speaker 3:I actually like the first wonder woman. That isn't my favorite dc movie but it was really good and I really enjoyed the snyder cut of the of the justice league four hours in all. I don't give a fuck. It was good. I don't really enjoy any of the aquaman movies. I don't. I love the first one was yeah, no I love me some jace momoa, but I just don't really enjoy those aquaman. I never enjoyed that.
Speaker 2:That uh character oh yeah, he talks the fucking fish, yay, ride a whale, whoa, fuck off. I mean that's pretty fucking cool, but like at least name wings on. I mean that's pretty fucking cool, but like at least name wings on his feet. It's pretty fucking cool, but like it's just you know what namor beats the shit out of aquaman yeah, no, he does at least in terms of the live action movies. Just understand that I'm picking my boy namor, which, by the way, is the you know what I hope they keep him.
Speaker 3:I hope they don't get rid of him. I hope, hope they bring him back?
Speaker 2:Oh no, they're keeping him.
Speaker 3:Okay, they're keeping him. He was dope. Sam they're all coming back Because he's one of the first, not first, but he is one of the first mutants, you know what I mean. He's tech by well. No no.
Speaker 2:Apocalypse is the ultimate. First, why they always send him to different dimensions, constantly sending him into different multiverses because this nigga can't die?
Speaker 3:no, that's not why he can't die, why this is simply because he got fucking the high-tech shit. He became a sentinel as well. Did you watch x-men um nine?
Speaker 2:seven. I on it, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3:No, that shit was fucking amazing I should have watched that shit, my nigga that shit was too.
Speaker 2:I'll watch it when I when I upgrade my disney plus uh without commercials. I'm sorry, I can't watch 30 minute tv shows with commercials.
Speaker 3:I had to sacrifice my commercial free commercials and I didn't have a lot of commercials once too many for me but yeah, yeah, back to back to death. Yes, back to death because, dc, for me it's tough, bro. They're caught, they're a mess, they have sony no no marvel. It has sony marvel, which is a mess with all the spider-man movies. Just before there was. There really isn't a dc mcu. That's the problem.
Speaker 2:They're really well yeah because they tried and it failed. Because, like we talked about before, they tried to rush it, they tried to catch up. They put out justice league too fast. They had no fucking. It had no see again. That's the reason why marvel worked so fucking well, because of how it was built. It started off with iron man, yeah, and then you made sure that movie was fucking good and then you bring in what was after iron man. I want to say it was thor possibly I want to sell no captain america.
Speaker 2:I think no captain america was the last movie to come out was it oh yes, um, because that's what set up avengers. Then avengers blew the doors off everything and then that winter soldier. Yeah, no, didn't um yeah, that's where he met. That's where he first met falcon. It happened in um captain america and the winter soldier okay. And then you got what? Oh no, I'm sorry, it was iron man too.
Speaker 3:Okay, so am I right here? It is so, um, marvel movies in order, how they go up a little bit babe, how they chronologically, and this okay no, but how it came out, not chronological order.
Speaker 2:I know that.
Speaker 3:No, but you want the chronological all right, so fine. Iron man's number one number one, which is the infinity saga, phase one showing the times the movies came.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it is. You see the dates.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but number one but let's say we're gonna do chronological orders, so number one is iron man.
Speaker 2:Yeah, then there's the incredible hulk, which was awful which, again, is technically not in it, but it is right they kind of weaved it in.
Speaker 2:They tried to weave it in because this is before there was an mcu yeah so, um, iron man 2, then there was thor, then there was captain america, the first avenger, and then there was the marvels, the first avengers, so that right there had those movies bricked, we wouldn't be, we wouldn't have gotten to phase two which is iron man 3, thor the dark world, captain america, winter soldier galaxy, the garden seat guardians of the galaxy, that's a galaxy of the guardians of the galaxy avengers, asia ultra ant-man
Speaker 2:okay, so sam out of those movies. Are there any duds in those?
Speaker 3:I would have. No, I think this is when they were still going.
Speaker 2:Really, sean, this is when they maybe ant-man, not maybe thor the when they were Maybe Ant-Man, nah, maybe Thor. The Dark World was terrible.
Speaker 3:Well, let's not say quantity, I mean box office. Oh well, no.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't want to count box office simply because the movies were still new, yeah, so the hype was still real.
Speaker 3:But I'm just saying we then we're talking about how they performed and performance wise in phase two. But phase two would probably be. I think they all did well in this time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but if they're. If they didn't, it might have been ant-man out of the out of all.
Speaker 3:Those people had a bigger problem with iron man 3 oh, I actually people didn't like that, I actually really liked that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that one because he had to learn how to see people don't realize this shit.
Speaker 3:I'll break it down later so phase three I think this is when shit's nope, this is what shit got real shit was kind of bombing I know it wasn't ant-man and the wops didn't do that great yes, it did.
Speaker 2:It did, captain marvel didn't do that. Great captain marvel was the last movie to come out before fucking the multiverse saga okay, here the multiverse is when niggas, then all right, go down babe this is when shit was bombing.
Speaker 3:You're right, you're right, I told you face sorry, face three. Uh, captain, america civil war, which was a fucking amazing movie.
Speaker 2:That was good which is the only good black panther. I'm just saying that right now. He was a complete badass. He sucked in the other two. Um doctor strange galleys.
Speaker 3:Guardians of the galaxy. Guardians of the galaxy two spider-man phenomenal, thor ragnarok phenomenal black panther.
Speaker 2:Phenomenal avengers infinity war fucking. Phenomenal ant-man and the wasp. Phenomenal captain marvel fucking suck end game.
Speaker 3:Phenomenal spider-man no uh from home phenomenal that's where so, after this, the multi-show, the multiverse saga, phase four this is when shit was bombing, went bad. Black widow bombed shang chi and the legend of the ten rings it was amazing, but it bombed no, it did, it did great.
Speaker 2:That's why they're coming out.
Speaker 3:No, no it did great when they put it to streaming.
Speaker 2:It bombed in the box office no, because that was around covet, I think yeah, so that's so they don't count that as a bomb that actually bombed bombed.
Speaker 3:Bombed spider-man, no way home. Amazing um dr shane and the this actually bombed it's yeah, I know why this was this was covid actually come. No, sir patrick stewart, that's the one with wanda yeah, you know our guy, professor xavier, john luke pacari, sir patrick stewart, the actor. He confirmed that the scenes that they had when they were in the illuminati, they weren't even in the same room.
Speaker 2:I know, yeah, it's.
Speaker 4:That was a missed opportunity, yeah thor love and thunder was a huge success. Yeah, yeah, it was huge sam.
Speaker 3:Oh, I gotta watch that, then my bad changing.
Speaker 4:I didn't think it was that good. Are you serious?
Speaker 3:yeah, it was pretty decent producer base, really hard to impress you are bugging.
Speaker 2:Not only did it, not only did it represent the asian community.
Speaker 4:It wasn't like the black panther version of the asian.
Speaker 2:You know it wasn't supposed to be a fucking black panther kind of thing. It was supposed to be just a fucking guy. It was a family story, it was a coming of age story. Black panther wasn't. Yeah, well, no, well, hey, no it kind of was it kind of was you're right, yeah, yeah, because he had to learn to be king he had to learn, he had to take the flower to even be black panther and learn the value.
Speaker 3:No, he already had the power.
Speaker 2:Sam, his dad um that's the problem, sam, captain america civil war. That's where he was introduced, sam. He had the power, or else he wouldn't have been able to fight kev all right, oh, real fast.
Speaker 3:Um, yeah, so black, so black panther, wakanda forever. That's what brung, that's what gave them a peak. Then, because all of those, technically, except for the ring one, but that was good. Well, you said it was terrible that movie fucking sucked.
Speaker 2:That movie was bad.
Speaker 3:His shit was beautiful and it made me fucking cry the way they honored that man. Even thinking about it right now they honored him. So good, steve. I cried in the beginning of the fucking movie.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry I didn't shit, not once here. I'm sorry, like the movie wasn't good.
Speaker 3:I liked so. Phase 5 Ant-Man and the Wasp, Quantumania, Guardians of the Galaxy 3 the Marvels, Deadpool, Wolverine.
Speaker 2:Captain America New Worlds. You're going way too fast and you're not explaining why it's fucking brickin.
Speaker 3:This is where this is my expertise, the only ones that break right, and this was ant-man and the wasp quantumania and do you know?
Speaker 2:why it bricks, and that's the reason. Still all right.
Speaker 3:So this is why, sam you just let me take over in the marvels.
Speaker 2:So check this out. All right, so starting with thunder all right, starting with that shit, that was almost kind, because spider-man no way home helped a lot. The multiverse of madness did well enough, so people still had faith in it. Once it got to thor love and thunder, that's when it was like okay, this shit is getting it's a tad bit too. Fucking hulky eternals almost killed shit like it was like it was so unnecessary.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it didn't matter, no one gave two fucks about it. Because when you actually, when you're in the story, niggas was like, right, why didn't y'all do anything like so you guys are here to protect and y'all didn't do shit and they're like yo, you know we just couldn't, but it did set up hold on.
Speaker 2:but again, sam, it did. At least they did set up for what's about to happen in captain america, brave new world, the new shit that's coming out in february, okay, um, so then it's not me, I think that's you me, uh, so, okay, so I think someone's called. So then you have, um, what is it? Ah, what the fuck is it called? It is, oh, so the all right. So this is what killed the fucking multiverse shit which was, uh, the King, the conqueror shit which the multiverse of madness, quantum, quantum mania. I'm sorry that shit completely fucking ruined it, because the fucking terrible writing, that God, awful, awful writing of dude King, okay.
Speaker 2:When they fucking did Loki the way they set King up hold on.
Speaker 3:I want to cut you off for two seconds. That wasn't. Oh, these were the movies. I was going to say so, the shows don't even. Yes, they do. That's again, again, again the movies. I was going to say so, the shows don't even.
Speaker 2:Yes, they do. That's Again, again, again, the show has to do with the movie. This is why people found it so hard to keep up, because the movies and the TV shows were getting. They weren't sharing each other's scripts. They weren't they were all.
Speaker 2:They weren't on. That's the reason why Loki 2 ended the way that it did, because Quantum Manium fucking bricked, because they had Kang, who was supposed to be the badass, who was supposed who, everybody was supposed to fight, who scared the shit out of Loki and everybody. They had him lose to fucking ants. And then God, awful dialect.
Speaker 3:I actually enjoyed that movie.
Speaker 2:but you're right, the thing is I enjoyed it, sam, but I know why people hated it.
Speaker 3:I can see why people hated it like they're like not ant-man fucking doing this it's like no, like he lost a fist fight to ant-man. I mean he's really fucking strong. Kang is has no powers, he's just really fucking smart okay look up his abilities. King the conqueror. What's his abilities, as far as I know?
Speaker 2:he's just smart respect can't that king body thor? That's why he's like you're not the one with the hammer, are you? He's like oh, you're an avenger, I've killed many of you. You're not the one with the hammer, are you?
Speaker 3:So you mean to tell me yeah, I don't think he has special abilities. You mean to tell me he doesn't need them.
Speaker 2:That's the whole point, sam, sam, see, that's You're breaking down why that movie bricked, sam? Because in the beginning, sam, he was literally just going like this Boop, kind of like what Cassandra Nova did in Deadpool boop, boop, boop, fucking. She didn't have to touch you, he didn't have to touch you. He could just be like this yeah, boop, boom.
Speaker 3:That was his suit, right, yeah, but sam, he's from the 31st century yeah, so the technologies he's basically magic yeah, that's the whole point.
Speaker 2:And then you got these. They came up with it. The ants came up and they got so smart in a thousand years here in the quantum world and they fucking come in you lied to me.
Speaker 2:Our word is our bond, are you? That fucking movie ruined everything, I would. You know what? You look at me, you fucking look at me. That fucking movie ruined and jonathan majors didn't help. But I was really riding with that motherfucker Sam. I even told you. I said that's my king. I said that's my king the conqueror, all right, okay. And now he went and did that dumb shit because that stupid broad, and then he didn't help matters much. And then that mother fucking stupid script and that god awful fucking movie. You know what? Fuck that damn movie.
Speaker 3:It ruined everything, but.
Speaker 2:I'm so excited because now we get the x-men versus the avengers, which is now what deadpool finally set up hopefully they'll again.
Speaker 3:We talked about it, we just said it. I hope that they just make the characters who they represent, who they really are in the comics. Storm is fucking south african. Can we get a south african accent?
Speaker 2:you're not gonna get. You're not gonna get it in the next movie. I promise that it's gonna be hallie berry. No, one.
Speaker 3:You know what's funny? It's gonna be hallie. That's fine, but like she even said that, or a director said when they first filmed um x-men in 2000, that she actually practiced to have a south african accent and then the director told her not to yeah, because he didn't want, so they.
Speaker 2:That's where those fox movies fucked up.
Speaker 3:They didn't want it to be.
Speaker 3:They didn't want it to be comic, comic, but she said she was working on it for like months, so it wasn't even a joke like it was. Her dialect was good, so I hope that they circle back to that and she has this south african accent. I want, I want, side cops to be the badass that he truly is. This nigga is the leader I repeat, the leader of the x-men to wolverine. I need him to be grumpier and stinky. That's who wolverine is. Rogue needs to be badass to mississippi accent. Good job, channing tanem on your gambit.
Speaker 3:That was perfect, perfect when you came on the screen I was like, oh, what the?
Speaker 2:fuck, I immediately thought of you when that. When he came on, I was like sam's gonna freak, so annoyed and then he was like, oh, poppy did that.
Speaker 3:I was like, oh, very good, creole, very good creole, um, spotty here and there, it was good, it was good. Um, who else? So we got, can we get, and I can't. All right, let me ask you who would be a good jean gray? I love the original movies, but I never felt jean gray in her me neither I never felt jean, oh, and especially um fucking sansa, stark in the, in the newer ones, she was a terrible oh yeah, just don't even.
Speaker 3:Um, I don't even count those I can't think of nobody that would be I'm sure there's somebody cold producer. Wait, could you google fan fate? What would it be? Fan fiction jean gray like I fan art no like I have no idea for example, people for years wanted Wolverine to be not just Henry Cavill but also Tom Hardy.
Speaker 4:The dude who plays.
Speaker 3:Venom Right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he would actually been really perfect. He would have been perfect.
Speaker 3:He's small, like him Nah.
Speaker 2:What about the kid who played Harry Potter? They wanted him too. Draco Malfoy no, oh, harry Potter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they wanted him as Wolverine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he. Oh. Harry potter yeah, they wanted him as wolverine. Yeah, he's a great actor, sam, I know that, but like do you?
Speaker 4:there's some fan art and it looked kind of convincing, so I found something. It's nine actresses that would make a great jean gray.
Speaker 3:Oh okay, let's see here because I still haven't, besides the cartoon version of jean gray.
Speaker 2:I don't like no right, I mean no, no, I, because even when I first saw the first x-men movies, which were I didn't think, which were always gonna have, I'm always gonna have a soft spot yeah, they're terrible, but they have a part.
Speaker 3:They. I've seen them all in the movie theaters because I've been such a fan since I was a kid, so they always will have a spot in my heart. But they were awful and campy and hugh jackman has been the perfect wolverine yeah, even though I really hope they do.
Speaker 2:I hope they make Henry Cavill the permanent.
Speaker 3:What they call him Cavalry. Let's see, not after, who should play Magneto or you recognize. Oh, she played a wonder girl in Titans and they said that she be a good. And Jean Grey? No, oh, actually, homegirl from game of thrones. Uh, egrit from game of thrones, she was a wildling looking at her, I could see it uh, nah, keep going. No, I'm sorry. No, no, I don't even know who this white bitch is. Keep going, that's emily rudd I don't, I don't know. Oh, she plays nami in one. I do love her as Nami.
Speaker 2:Oh, she's not a white bitch, no more. Huh, she's still a white bitch, keep going down.
Speaker 3:No, actually, yes. Yes, she's to be older though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's what I'm saying she's too young, she's too young.
Speaker 3:The look though, yeah no. And her acting is good all if y'all not tuning in it was max from uh stranger things.
Speaker 2:But make sure you tune into our youtube cc what we're seeing. Um, I can't pronounce her last name, zoe.
Speaker 3:Dutch, dutch, d dutch. I have no idea who this chick is no, get her out of here no oh, she's gorgeous though, the um, the girl who plays the live action aladdin, I mean al Aladdin Jasmine. She's beautiful though.
Speaker 2:Still no.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:No, with all due respect, jean's white.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but oh, the black girl who plays Batgirl.
Speaker 2:No, batgirl sucked, are you serious?
Speaker 3:We're not doing this. I didn't watch it. I didn't watch it, so calm down, take a breath before you rip my head off.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to watch the one episode, the first episode, because I wanted to see and I didn't make it 15 minutes I don't think it'd be horrible she was black.
Speaker 3:I mean, they're they're possibly thinking about making rogue black, and every time I dress as rogue I get so many compliments. Every time I cosplay as rogue, people constantly tell me you look so much, you are a perfect rogue, like, I think, people kind of, maybe because she's from Mississippi and then in the original cartoon she was thick as fuck. So I don't know if that's why people want her to. But you know, kiki Palmer was supposedly in talks to be um rogue, which would have been dope. Why, I don't know. I think it would have been why, uh, keep going down before we go to um, let me see, let's see possible jane levy. I don't know who she is possible, I'm never. I don't know who she is.
Speaker 3:Uh, she looks like her again, I'm only going based on number one, oh shit, yes, yes, love from you, the show you, yes, yes, all right, the first season. No, it's the second season I think I stopped after the first, that's a good one if you could get her with the red hair, this bitch is this one?
Speaker 2:is this one? He moved to san francisco, he moved out west right yeah, uh yes, after he committed the first murder and got away with it.
Speaker 3:He went out west right yeah, and that's who she who he fell in love with. Yeah, possible, started being upset. Yes, she could fucking act that was a good one. Y'all, that was a good one. I agree with that. I hope they get her, but hold that thought good we gotta take a break and we're back. Oh, I have a good one for a live action, but I love halle berry, but like a a live action storm. You know, homegirl, uh, you ever seen slim and queen and slim or whatever?
Speaker 2:no, I don't watch drug movies it wasn't it wasn't. No, not even a little, are you sure?
Speaker 3:I'm positive oh, fair enough you just assume, because there's two dark-skinned leads, that there was I actually didn't know.
Speaker 2:I only heard the name. I've never actually, I don't actually know what the cover even looks like.
Speaker 3:So I was just being, you know, stereotyping um, I don't know what she's married to, like some fucking famous white actor. Beautiful, deep, dark-skinned chick African girl Would have been perfect as Storm.
Speaker 2:What about the chick that played it in Days of Futures Past?
Speaker 3:I didn't like her acting. She didn't convince me, to me like growing up watching the cartoon Storm had this almost like intimidating presence and voice and such a strong aura to her where I felt like that girl was so quiet she'd be like well she eventually?
Speaker 2:well, she was also a kid, but she was a kid, but she was a kid yeah, I don't know, girl.
Speaker 3:I mean sorry, I don't know bro, I would like to see stores. All I'm gonna tell you is you are going to see Halle Berry In the MCU. You are going to see it, it's going to happen. She's just like Wesley Still look good as hell, still look.
Speaker 2:She can still pull it off.
Speaker 3:She can still pull it off.
Speaker 2:I'm excited for what's coming. I'm sorry Deadpool got me excited For what?
Speaker 3:they are. What was your favorite part In Deadpool?
Speaker 2:Oh shit the fuck for what they are. Your favorite part in devil? Oh shit the fuck um. One of them was the. Uh, the fight in the honda, in the in the honda yeah I thought that was a great fucking fight wait, with all of them in there? No, no, just just wolverine and devil okay, just wolverine and devil fighting each other because y'all know they have the same uh regenerative well, it's not that it's the fight itself in the car, I know, but I'm saying they both have the regeneration factors.
Speaker 3:That's why, yeah, they could do that shit all day. They can chop each other's limbs, stab each other and be fine.
Speaker 2:The the beginning of that movie had me hyped because, first off, a great opening scene that b b perfect song what he yo, the bye, bye, bye shit. I was say I was that close, I wanted to get up and do it me too.
Speaker 3:I was like oh shit is he getting? And I was like yo wait, I was like he's, I'm like he better not do the whole fucking dance.
Speaker 2:And then he did the whole fucking dance.
Speaker 3:That dance is. Let me tell you, when I went to that trl like party and it was that song came on. When I tell you, black for anybody there, we or that dance, that song and dance is fucking legendary yeah yeah, it's legendary. We all was like side note side note.
Speaker 2:Would you put it up there in terms of you have to do the dance. So there's certain songs like when the song comes on, you have to do the dance like the macarena hell, yeah, what about? What about crank that?
Speaker 3:I was never good at that, but yes, I'll and no shot at soldier boy. We want no beef with soldier, you can't even say that nigga name you're like you fucking broke ugly bitch. You're in a drug rage.
Speaker 2:I just know I'm good, it's shout out to soldier boy like you're a legend legend but yeah, when that song comes on, yeah, you kind of have to do it and I do it every single time.
Speaker 3:I do it every time and listen. Deadpool never missed with the music. I tell you they never missed with the music. Like they made like a prayer a fucking fight seat, like if you call my name, it's like a little prayer. That song is fucking amazing, by the way, but like I totally forgot about it. And then it's like this, the mute, that's the song of the movie. Shit was good. They always do really good with the music and deadpool I'm not gonna front.
Speaker 2:I popped hard when, um, when I first saw, um, uh, johnny, and I thought I thought he was captain america.
Speaker 3:Everybody thought it was chris evans yeah, everybody thought he was. He was talking about captain america earlier because he wanted to be an adventure. So the point of the damn movie.
Speaker 2:That part actually made me sad. Oh, I'm not gonna front that part because you know what. All right. So I know, producer, he said that that movie really. So the meaning behind that movie was him wanting to matter and I kid you not, that shit hit me in my soul. I was like because you're, when you're just known as a mouthy motherfucker, not a joke, you know what I'm saying. Like you still, like you want to matter, and I was like damn man, I feel that same exact matter.
Speaker 2:You want to be taken serious. Yeah, and it's like that's I like I completely felt that. So when he was like joking what happened, he's like, but I really want to be an avenger. He's like I really I just want to make these people proud, like his like I resonated with all that, because that's how I feel about my people.
Speaker 3:I was like yo, this is that's how I feel about my people. We can all identify with that. I'm like, I'm like I want to make those motherfuckers proud I wonder why, you know what, I wonder, they just had so many cameos. They didn't want to overdo. I wonder why they put a domino in there I was wondering why.
Speaker 2:Again, I told you, I think they're just setting all that shit up. He's going to be the leader of the X-Men going against the Avengers. I have a feeling, okay, that's who they're setting him up to be, and then you're going to get the fucking. You're going to get the classic Captain America, chris Evans.
Speaker 3:I thought he was done.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I thought Black Homie was Anthony Mackie was. No, he's the new main. He's the new main that's going forward, captain America, but when they do the crossover, the Avengers vs X-Men. Chris Evans, Tony Stark, all those.
Speaker 4:All the.
Speaker 2:OGs, all of them. Shang-chi, will be in that movie, all those movies that we just got done, saying sucked, all those motherfuckers are going to be in these movies. That's what I'm trying to tell y'all. They're setting it up for the 616 to go against the 100, whatever. Because? All? Because there's now two wolverines in that fucking. So that's where logan takes place. The end of logan. Yes, yes, that's in that universe. That's where that takes place, I believe so what?
Speaker 3:you know what I didn't get um x23 right. Why was she in the again? She's just a boy, she's just another variant uh, from a different, so she's not the original variant from logan it could be I mean the original one could be, that's then she wouldn't be a variant. Oh, logan, it could be. I mean the original one, she could be, that's then she wouldn't be a variant. Oh yeah, they didn't explain that. They didn't explain it, but that's where it gets a little whatever.
Speaker 2:But first of all, she's just she, she's dope. I love she's great and I want to cosplay as X-Way. I'm getting so fucking giddy, cause that's how I felt when I left that movie.
Speaker 3:I'm like the taint is moist. I was like yes, the nipples are hard.
Speaker 2:Yes, fuck it. I called up Mike. I was like go see that movie. I immediately said to you I was like you're going to fucking love it.
Speaker 3:I had my, my cosplay, uh, my pool still there the guy took. So when I went to the movie theaters there was a guy dressed up as that pool like he made. I know I was like no, you not and then take a picture with him.
Speaker 2:You ain't get one of them collectible cups no, I ain't get there in time.
Speaker 3:Them shits is gone. You gotta get there. You got one. No, no, look, I love the movie you said you go first thing and then you get the most expensive shit and you still ain't get a collectible cup.
Speaker 2:See, I'm a, I'm, I'm, I'm a fan. I'm not a super, I'm not a super crazy fan, so I wasn't about to spend first off. I ain't got $50 to be spending a shit ton of money on collectible cups All right. I just ain't got it.
Speaker 2:So, look, I got my basic fucking large lemonade and my medium popcorn. Me too, I get the extra, but yeah, I can't, I can't, I can't do a large popcorn anymore. So, uh, getting your teeth? No, it's not that, it's just it just I never finish it and I spend all that money I know I so yeah, no, and I was kind of disappointed in my popcorn this time. It was kind of stale that's what you get for getting butter. Um, what's wrong butter you don't get?
Speaker 3:no butter on it. Nope, you get that shit dry, shit dry. Yep, you're nasty yo. Why is everybody so bad? You mad nasty. Why is everybody so bad?
Speaker 2:Anyway, all right. So when you fucking die and all that butter shit is in your fucking veins, Listen, Producer Bae cooks everything Smothered in butter.
Speaker 3:You see how he look. He's good Everything. You know how many sticks of butter.
Speaker 2:You know how many sticks of butter he's got a workout regimen, sam. We go through nigga. He keeps the blood flowing.
Speaker 3:You know how many sticks of butter we go through nigga? One pack a day, jesus Christ. I'm just kidding, I'm exaggerating.
Speaker 2:But I'm excited. I can't wait for the fucking Fantastic Four to come out and when they bring them in, so did you ever see, the one when michael b jordan was.
Speaker 3:Was johnny awful? Was it bad it looked?
Speaker 2:nice, no, no, just sam bad. Yeah, I heard that was bad, bad. That's why they didn't even mention that shit.
Speaker 3:It was fucking awful I never liked the originals the first one was okay okay, I just never. The second one was awful. Why I liked x-men so much? It was just it spoke to me because that they were. They were marginalized. You know what I'm saying it was supposed to.
Speaker 2:It's supposed to represent racism, bigotry, things like that, and that's I think that's why I identified and connect with it so much.
Speaker 3:And then I just always felt like Fantastic Four was just so campy, like toddler camp I don't know how to explain it it just was so bright and like I don't know, I like a tad of dark. You know darkness in there.
Speaker 2:So again, sam, bringing it back to what I was saying earlier, the reason why I feel like this is a breath of fresh air, that this is going to save not only Marvel, because now I think Disney really tried to force Marvel to be too inclusive and not edgy. Don't rock the boat, don't do this. And people, how's all right, this is going to all right, how's all right, this is gonna all right. When you find yourself basing your entire company business storylines now, trying to just make a specific group not angry, not even happy, just not mad, so just finishing up everything with deadpool and everything like that. Uh, again, guys, make sure you check out that fucking movie. It's great. Like I said, I think it saved disney, I think it saved marvel mcu, I think it a lot. It's gonna. It's going to make sure that now, like you, can make the, make the fucking movies a little bit edgy again, make them more fucking grounded to reality.
Speaker 3:Let them just fucking swear, it's okay it's okay for them to say shit it's okay, like, make the movies pg-13.
Speaker 2:That's all you got to do, pg, or is it pg or rated r? Nigga, you can't make all of them rated r, sam. That's bullshit. You can't, because people think, just because you make the movie rated r, that the movie's still going to be good, and it's not like. Look at all these horror movies.
Speaker 3:They're all rated r and they're awful movies I haven't watched a good horror movie in a minute exactly. You know I love horror because?
Speaker 2:because people just like oh, we can do anything, so you don't have to really focus on story, so just make the shit pg either way, like c said, I'm excited to what what's coming in the future with with mark I really hope that dc.
Speaker 3:I hope that they stick with james gunn, because he's actually directing most. He's directing he's directing all of them yeah, he is good, like when he did the second suicide squad. That shit was perfect, that shit was bomb and no again so see that right there.
Speaker 2:I hated that fucking second one because of how fuck. The reason why I hate that movie is simply how they defeated the monster harley quinn for again. What a javelin. What a javelin.
Speaker 3:And rats they ate the rats. That's what the rat catcher does, though I understand and they ate the from the thing, the star from the inside I get that, but sam what? Would you rather that, starry? Would you rather whatever?
Speaker 2:that little thing was called starry, was a mythological alien that was just chilling in space and it lost to human rats. They ate it from the inside. I don't care, sam it literally. What would you rather happen? I don't know. You know what? Maybe, maybe, I don't know. It's like crazy where, like they team up, they cut it off at the little, at the little tentacles down there, and then it falls face first, and then, I don't know, maybe shark man comes, starts like I understand that, but it's just exactly, and it lost and okay, you know what? It's the same reason why I have a problem with the ending of quantum mania. You lost to ants.
Speaker 3:Okay, let me say this I love suicide quad. Excuse me, the second one through and through. The first one was so iconic it wasn't that good but it was iconic is bad.
Speaker 2:Now I tried to like it.
Speaker 3:It's awful, it's not good, but it's iconic only because of harley quinn yeah, she, she was iconic. She's the perfect harley quinn. Margo robbie perfect harley quinn. Um, I, I'm mad that they made king shark stupid, because he's actually really fucking smart in in in dc. Yeah, yeah, he's, but he's actually really fucking smart I think james gunn will do a good job he does a good job.
Speaker 3:So now he's in high demand. They're gonna want him for fucking everything. But I don't know. They just got to keep james gunn so that dc can follow suit. Dc has great characters. They, you know they just don't use them correctly. Yeah, like I said, I mean you know they just don't use them correctly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I said, I mean, you know, nobody expected Marvel to be this. Yeah, no one ever saw this coming. It was never done, it was. Well, I mean, I guess that apparently the Wizard of Oz is supposed to be multiversal. Really. Apparently.
Speaker 3:That's why Probably the same thing with Alice Was the bitch that father on the home no, not alice in wonderland, yeah you don't think that would be. I don't multi I, I have no idea again, I don't know. I feel like it does. I don't pay attention to those things anymore I really don't.
Speaker 2:I'm like ah, you know alice in wonderland who gives a shit, yeah, um anyway, but uh steve you want to talk about what you discovered I discovered. You mean what was brought to my attention that I didn't know about which I'm really surprised. You didn't know well, I would actually like for our producer to explain this, because he's the one that brought it up and exactly what it is that's got him shaking in his booties uh, yeah, so what were we talking about?
Speaker 4:that brought this up.
Speaker 3:So you said you were scared of something oh, I said, if there was like um, we were talking about like viruses and stuff like that and I said like, if there was like I'm like no, I was talking about how I'm a trekkies produced ways of trekkie. We love star trek and in star trek's universe they've, you know, have cured a lot of diseases, cancers and stuff like that, and they have a replicator. We were talking about replicators. We were talking about what made the world better. The world wants food.
Speaker 2:They want health care, but all we need to do right now is just do a world war three.
Speaker 3:The star trek universe within the federation space. They, you know no one. They don't use money. Money has no value because everyone has a replicator for food and supplies and stuff like that. So that's when we got into, producer bay was like, no, they don't cure all viruses which they don't, because there's alien ones they don't know about and there's different viruses all the time. Then we talked about the cordyceps and I never heard of this ever well, now you heard of the one.
Speaker 4:What was the other one he was talking about with the sharks?
Speaker 2:sure? Oh, that's what we were talking about.
Speaker 1:We were talking oh oh, this is what I'm afraid of. Yeah, go ahead I am.
Speaker 2:So I am fucking. I am terrified. I want this yo. Can I get a quick solo screen? I think I need people to see me. Uh, I'm scared, I'm terrified.
Speaker 3:I just got introduced to the planet of the apes movies and you watched all of them yes, well, some of the other ones I tried and they're just awful uh, so, but the, the 2000s, the three, right, great, really good, great, great. Brings a tear to my eyes.
Speaker 2:But but in those movies they were discovering they were trying to find a cure for alzheimer's right, yes, so also in real time. Yeah, they have now potentially come up with a cure for alzheimer's I so when I heard that, I immediately went oh fuck we are dead and in deep we're dead.
Speaker 3:And then sam mentioned that that virus?
Speaker 4:it killed humans. What did it do to him?
Speaker 2:so what that virus did it? It it made apes smarter, and then it took humans and it took away their voice and intelligence. It put them back into a primitive form. Oh shit. So it took, it made apes into humans, or human like, and then it turned humans into animals.
Speaker 4:How did all the humans die?
Speaker 2:Because the virus you could get it just by breathing it in.
Speaker 4:No, but you didn't die from it.
Speaker 2:No, you literally become infantile in your brain. You deteriorate mentally, you become childlike.
Speaker 4:They had that girl that had the virus.
Speaker 2:Exactly so. That's what I'm like.
Speaker 3:Oh, and then deep blue sea, and then sam brought up deep blue sea and they were trying to find a cure for all timers and they made every, all the sharks super mutated. It's smart and mean what the fuck are you?
Speaker 2:look, I get it. I might even murder this again. Guys, this is gonna sound bad, this is gonna sound bad, but okay, all right, here we go. All right, let me I'm gonna try to tread this lightly in the p all right, hold on. In the penal system, in the in the pantheon all right, in the pantheon of things to fix. First, I don't really rate alzheimer's like how I rate cancers, things of that nature that we need to figure out I just want to bring your attention before you hold on.
Speaker 2:No, I understand the sensitivity. That's why I'm not just completely going in, because I completely get this I get it.
Speaker 3:I know, I know that I actually don't even look, my grandfather had Alzheimer's. This is why I tried to blightly, I know, I didn't know, I just want you to know the devastation that you face when the person that you love or a person that you know in your whole life doesn't even recognize who you are. I get that and they don't even look like the same person anymore.
Speaker 2:I, I, I think it's a miserable existence. It's sad. I think it's, it's definitely is. I stand by what I said have you ever had someone in your family? I don't think so. No, okay, no, I just um no. Cancer has taken my family out yeah, and that's horrible as well.
Speaker 3:I would never negate that either no, no.
Speaker 2:That's why I said it's tough.
Speaker 3:And I get again even for yourself, it's not no, but think about even for me, for yourself, I probably will fucking end up with alzheimer's. I don't want to end up with that, because that's all I have in the end steve when I before I go to that upper room and everything is just oblivion. I know nothing, there's. No, I'm not even gonna know that I'm no longer present. I only think I can do is remember my lifetime and the people that I love, and the good, the bad, the ugly, that's it.
Speaker 2:Okay, quick question. All right, hold on Silver lining, just just hear me out. Okay, wouldn't it be kind of nice to wake up every day and it's a brand new day, it's like you're always. It's like you're always meeting new people.
Speaker 3:It's deteriorate. It's. It deteriorates, the like you you get. You die from alzheimer's as well. Oh, you do, yeah, oh you just deteriorate you deteriorate all together. You're dead, your brain you're, yeah, your brain dead. Oh, so it literally turned it kills you yeah, you die from alzheimer's oh, I am sincerely apologizing.
Speaker 2:I honestly thought it just took away your memory. I didn't know.
Speaker 4:Oh my bad I think that's a different disease, because that was a movie with adam sandler, wasn't it?
Speaker 5:or she forgot oh no, she just had, she just had amnesia no, she just had something.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, she, uh, she hit her head, yeah yeah, that wasn't.
Speaker 4:It.
Speaker 2:Got it every day yeah, but it wasn't like deteriorating only up to a certain point, like she remembered everything in her past up until the accident, everything after the accident. It was a new day, right, um?
Speaker 3:and I don't even think that's real well, so that's what brought us to that's what brought us to the court, yeah, so this.
Speaker 2:So then they put me on to this shit that's in one of these video games, that that apparently is real and it's it's by ants.
Speaker 3:Again, we're back to fucking ants I know right, they're the bane of your fucking existence.
Speaker 4:The virus is called cordyceps, for anyone who doesn't know of it it's a fungus virus that, yeah, affects ants and we're gonna watch a little yeah, I think it's a three minute clip of what cordyceps does. But then they they transferred, then they transferred this real virus, that's very real, into a video game. And that was the Last of Us, I believe.
Speaker 3:Yes, the Last of Us Very popular video game.
Speaker 4:That's why it's really scary if the virus can actually transmute into humans.
Speaker 3:Humans because we become brainless, really dangerous Fungal zombies. This is what it'll do to you.
Speaker 4:Let me see if I can bring this up. Alright.
Speaker 3:The attack of the killer fungus.
Speaker 2:This is by way of BBC.
Speaker 5:Planet Earth Incredibly 80% of all insects live in jungles.
Speaker 4:This guy has a classic voice.
Speaker 5:Few are more successful than the ants. There can be 8 million individuals in a single hectare. And look how great they are. Ants, I don't give a fuck, but jungle ants don't have it all their own way.
Speaker 2:First off, why do they got to be jungle ants?
Speaker 5:The fungus is on them. These bullet ants are showing some worrying symptoms, what the Spores from a parasitic fungus called cordyceps have infiltrated their bodies and their minds.
Speaker 2:Yo, is it eating its own shit? No, sir.
Speaker 5:Its infected brain directs this ant upwards. Then, utterly disorientated, it grips a stem with its mandibles. Those afflicted that are discovered by the workers are quickly taken away and dumped far away from the colony.
Speaker 2:I didn't say they were fucking dumb, I'm just saying it came from the 31st fucking century. But this is the reason why.
Speaker 3:Can't get mad at nature man.
Speaker 5:Like something out of science fiction the fruiting body of the cordyceps. But this is the reason why Can't get mad at nature man Like something out of science fiction. The fruiting body of the cordyceps erupts from the ant's head.
Speaker 2:Oh my lord, what the fuck Yo? Yo pause, literally Yo. What the fuck are we fighting for in this world?
Speaker 3:Do you understand that this world is trying to kill us?
Speaker 2:fungus. This world's trying to fucking kill us and we can't get along for nothing, yo, we deserve to fucking rot I do not suggest that.
Speaker 3:Have you seen? See, you didn't watch last of us the way they don't play that, the video game.
Speaker 4:They have stages of cordyceps right has effects.
Speaker 3:The human screamers, clickers. You're a big walking bloated fungus they're. They screech, the, they rip you apart, they and they migrate together. They, they send receptors like it's yeah, wait, go ahead, kog, keep playing. I want to see the whole thing.
Speaker 4:I'm not sure if they explain it too well in this one.
Speaker 5:Let's see it's just growing out.
Speaker 2:It can take three weeks to grow pause and it's still keeping the same fucking color of the ear burst from its tip, then any ant in the vicinity will be in serious risk of death.
Speaker 5:The fungus is so virulent it can wipe out whole colonies of ants, and it's not just ants that fall victim to this killer. There are literally thousands of different types of Cordyceps fungi and, remarkably, each specializes on just one species.
Speaker 3:It's constantly mutating. We're fucking dead. Look at that. It's constantly mutating.
Speaker 2:We are fucking dead this is real.
Speaker 3:yeah, this is it. This is more realistic than just some blood zombie illness. That's more realistic.
Speaker 2:I am fucking flabbergasted. I am absolutely flabbergasted at that. Are you serious and you're saying they're worried about that shit? I'm crossing.
Speaker 3:They're worried about that shit Last of Us, so they basically explained it jumped to humans or whatever.
Speaker 2:Now, this isn't again. This is the movie. Make sure you guys, you know, tune into our youtube minority plus one.
Speaker 3:What you gotta watch. This though show steve is good dad, dad.
Speaker 4:Hold on, it's a long clip, skip through it.
Speaker 2:Either way, Sim, I don't know If. I see some shit like that. I promise you, right the fuck. Now I'm shooting you. If I see a fucking person with a thing start growing out their fucking head, you're dead.
Speaker 3:See, the fuck is coming out of my eye.
Speaker 2:And yo, why the fuck would anybody stick around to see what's going on? Ugh.
Speaker 4:Bitch run. She's shot nigga. Nigga run these zombies are fast.
Speaker 3:They're really fast Screamers.
Speaker 5:Get in the truck.
Speaker 2:My nigga Joel. Yeah, he's the new Mr Fantastic, is he really?
Speaker 3:Yes, I love him. He's the Mando. He's fucking Joel from last year.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and just what's scary about is that that's a real, it's a real thing so they, they actually.
Speaker 2:So we, we ain't talking about like fucking, so it's almost like rabies yes, if it could jump to humans yes, yeah, that's a good, yeah, that's a.
Speaker 3:Oh see I. You ever seen the death raising I?
Speaker 2:can't, I can't the stages of rabies.
Speaker 3:That's just horrifying. It's fucking creepy.
Speaker 2:I can't, I can't look at this shit. I spent too much time watching how the world's going to fucking end anyway.
Speaker 3:You don fucking yellowstone blowing the fuck up all this other shit. Is this something funny? What's this? So? So, all right, switch. So all right, thank you, because you creep me the shit, you creep me the fuck out, thank you. So, basically, I wanted to bring in a segment. I'm always, if you ask anyone, I'm a night owl, so I'm always up and like I know, producer baby, so annoying me because like out of nowhere in the middle of night I'm like laughing at shit and I always say videos that like, when I need a good laugh, I play them, so this. So I wanted to introduce like one funny video every episode. If I, you know, if I can and now I want steve to like, I'll try participate too. But, um, this one is great.
Speaker 2:Grape stomping lady falls oh, I think I saw this. Yeah, I think I might have. Yeah, I remember, because this, this was, this is uh back when um shit like this would always go viral yeah, this is one of the earlier viral joints.
Speaker 3:You ready, ready to try it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, sure, disgusting, but I don't think I saw this one. Here we go. So what's the deal here there?
Speaker 3:There's a contest to stomp, and how are you measuring? Who does the best stomping? Whoever stomps the most, shoots, wins an overnight stay, but it's not the only thing to do. The measuring cups are down below right.
Speaker 4:The measuring cups are down below. All right, if you win, you get to stay in Chateau Alon. And what? Else do you have going on?
Speaker 3:You can come and spend the day listening to live music.
Speaker 5:You can come and spend the day, listening to live music, eating international food, having wine tours and tastings, vineyard tours, seminars, arts and crafts. It's a lot of fun a whole day.
Speaker 4:Stop.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, yes, Sam, I saw that because she's making that noise. Stop, oh oh oh, I can't that noise. Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, sam, wait, wait, wait, sam. That doesn't trigger you, sam, didn't that happen to you at Brittany's house?
Speaker 3:yeah, that's why I was, that's why I brought this up. I'm like I wish they had the audio when I found it. I just don't understand her fall. I don't understand she probably landed right on her fucking chest. The other anchors were like. It seemed like she hurt herself. She hurt her chest. It looked like Sam.
Speaker 2:She landed square almost on her foot. Watch, Watch her. Watch her when she falls, and she don't look very athletic.
Speaker 3:Her leg fat is moving.
Speaker 2:Look, look, look, watch. She landed square on her head, bounce Sam.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, she's like I can't breathe.
Speaker 2:That's my video, oh my lord, you know what, sam, that was a good one, and I listen, listener.
Speaker 3:I fell. Okay, I have shown here. I've shown it on here, I know and I gotta fight it again, but I've fallen just like that.
Speaker 2:Yo guys, guys, when you.
Speaker 3:See it.
Speaker 2:It's Fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3:I wish that the audio was with it, cause when I hit the ground I was like, oh god, brittany Is the worst. She was in Tears.
Speaker 3:She didn't even get out her little water fucking donut she's like did she say sorry to you did, she said she's okay, what happened was that this girl making her poor grandmother go get her stuff and I was like, come on now so I get up to go get it for her instead of her grandmother. Right, because I I cater to old people. I don't know, it's just in me, I'm just like you need anything? What do you want, like you know. So as I'm trying, it was like a floaty, and as I'm trying to pull it, I slipped and fell off the full deck. So my Thank god the pool was there that broke my fall.
Speaker 2:It did stop it a little bit it did break my fall. Wait, didn't you like, almost like disappear?
Speaker 3:yeah, no, I was like so yeah, her ass gonna be like in the water, are you kidding? Doing the backstroke yeah, barely like, move it, I'll get your ass off the donut. See if I'm good word, it's guys.
Speaker 2:It wasn't like she was floating aside, she couldn't just stand up yeah, right, right.
Speaker 3:She could have walked to me, but it was a funny, funny ass video. Her aunt and uncle were cracking up. We was all cracking up. I love that video. I got to find it, I ain't going to find it.
Speaker 2:Yo, that's going to give me nightmares now, that fucking ant shit.
Speaker 3:Well, stay away from mushrooms and wrapping up. I just away from mushrooms, I just I just uh, uh.
Speaker 2:Fuck nature upside nature nature is gonna take over. This is there. I understand that. I understand that I, I, I get it, I get it yo. Are you guys gonna watch the olympics?
Speaker 3:absolutely not.
Speaker 2:I'll do sports basketball ofball, of course, Since I got producer on this right now. How do you feel about Team USA?
Speaker 4:They're good.
Speaker 2:They almost lost.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but all the other teams are really good. It's going to be like the NBA. How many? There's good teams there, there's good teams here, there's good teams everywhere. We're supposed to win. But it's going to be close games because there ain't no slouching and if you watch those games, them dudes hit shots. They're not missing any three-pointers, right.
Speaker 2:But USA isn't playing defense.
Speaker 4:They probably will play a little bit better when it counts you know what I'm saying, so they wasn't really playing. They're probably going to play now a lot more when it counts, but it's like you can't pressure those ball handlers if I don't want to talk too much.
Speaker 2:Man, shit it's fine, we need some more man shit on here on here.
Speaker 4:But yeah, they wasn't there would step up the defense. But you know, teams is good. They got ballers on the other side, on all, all teams.
Speaker 2:Almost even see the sudan team yeah, I get that, but all I'm saying is, if team usa fucking loses, I yo first off. I mean they should win, but colt fucking, are you first off we? We played football against japan and we lost. I'm terrified. We shouldn't be losing and shit we invented damn station, I mean eventually catch up, I mean just like we'll catch up eventually with
Speaker 4:soccer and some other sports usa lost in football I don't know if it was real football. I think it might have been flag but that's not the fucking point. So here's our best. Are we sending our best?
Speaker 2:no, we didn't send any any, but sam we I mean not okay but cole, we lost to japan. Niggas is nice, shit happens. What are you Japan? Niggas is nice, shit happens. What the fuck are you talking about? Niggas is nice. I almost said something bad, but they're not exactly the tallest people.
Speaker 3:What Ain't they? A tall?
Speaker 2:Asian dude.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but I'm sorry I didn't see what you've seen. All right, well, I'm not sure I'd have to watch.
Speaker 2:All right, well, watch, all right. All I gotta say is this if team usa basketball does not come home with the gold, I will scale a one to ten.
Speaker 4:What's your disappointment level? A fucking ten.
Speaker 2:It's a ten it's a ten, because I already think basketball is bullshit. Anyway, I think you basketball players have turned bitch and divas. I'm sorry this, would, this, wouldn't, even you don't have. Make anthony edwards, the fucking captain. Fuck le LeBron Um.
Speaker 4:I mean, but if it wasn't for LeBron, they would. I understand that. I understand that.
Speaker 2:I understand that, but that's also because you ain't got killers on that fucking team. With all due respect, I how I feel about today's basketball versus the nineties 2000 basketball is I want motherfuckers eyes to get wide like Jordan when somebody says I'm going to come and beat you and it's like oh really, All right, baby, OK, Like I'm sorry LeBron don't got it. That's why he's not, that's not his fucking ringless. That's why you go to 10 fucking finals and you only win fucking four.
Speaker 4:Well, that sounds like a a man podcast. That, exactly, exactly. See, that's how you see how happy I'm getting right now because, we got a little more testosterone on that exactly.
Speaker 2:Hold on hey, it ain't fun all the time, is it sam?
Speaker 3:I'm just I understand that I'm the one I understand that I sit here. I'm not like you guys talk about some vaginal shit, yeah, but every time we do, I'm not even doing that. I'm listening. I'm being quiet because man, stuff is cool.
Speaker 2:I'm showing respect for what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:That's what it is no, I'm just showing respect.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna say this man go Simone Biles, boo man. I love Simone, I think she is gorgeous. I think she is sexy as shit.
Speaker 3:I don't know what it is about her.
Speaker 2:I like her smile. I like it when she walk angry and I know her man's 6'5 football player He'll knock my fucking head off, fair enough.
Speaker 3:They make a really cute couple.
Speaker 2:And y'all motherfuckers stop trying to break them up. I don't know what that's about. Mind your fucking business people. Let her be happy. Let her be fucking happy.
Speaker 3:Let her be a happy Olympic gold winning.
Speaker 2:Go get them boo. That's all I'm gonna say. You go get them boo.
Speaker 3:But if you like this episode, make sure you like this episode, make sure you subscribe, make sure you share, make sure you comment down below y'all. We miss y'all commenting, we miss talking to you guys. Yeah, everything is always still Minority Plus One. We're still always going to be streaming. So everything is Minority Plus One.
Speaker 2:Word, especially since we had Producer on today. Guys, let us know how you enjoyed it. Hey, he'll be our fourth mic. You know he'll be our fourth mic. He'll be able to chime in a little bit.
Speaker 3:I personally would fucking like it having another guy at least to chime in every now and again. I get it, steve, you feel tag-teamed.
Speaker 2:Yes, I usually like tag-teams, but not all the time. So, Sam, before we do wrap up, are you finally going to say, Stephen, your jokes are slappers.
Speaker 3:No, it was a good joke. It was a good joke. What do you want me to say? It was a good joke.
Speaker 2:Alright, that's all I wanted. That's it. That's really all I wanted.
Speaker 3:Did you even say what the joke was? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:So, guys, yesterday, I saw it Thursday, the day before it officially hit all theaters Deadpool, deadpool, wolverine saw um. I saw it thursday, the day before it officially hit all theaters deadpool at deadpool. And then, because I, as soon as I saw gambit, I was like yo, that's our producer, because he was I was rogue last year. All right, so that was last year yep okay, because had it been before that I?
Speaker 2:I didn't know how I remembered that, but I I just remembered. So when you had texted me, I was cause I really want, I wanted. I didn't want to spoil Gambit for you. That's why I, that's why I only gave you the Wesley one. Um, because I was like yo, sam's going to freak when she sees Channing Tatum as fucking Gambit and as that Gambit Um, and so when I text you, I was waiting for you to mention Gambit and um but I text him because producers may hated it so much.
Speaker 3:So I was like Steve I loved it, but producers may hated it, and within 30 fucking seconds and I'm talking, it was quick and guys, I was high as shit.
Speaker 2:Uh, you could tell by the text messages.
Speaker 3:Um, uh, you be, you be, you be, uh, texting whole paragraphs on your high, yeah when I'm high dude, I'm a fucking chatty patty.
Speaker 2:Um, I was like why? Because fucking, uh channing tanum pulled it off. Uh pulled gambit off better than producer bay. And, like I said, guys, from when she texted me, from when I fucking sent it back, it was like 15, 30 seconds, it was real fast. And then she's just like yo hello, that was funny, that was fucking hilarious. I was, and I was like, oh, I hope you don't tell him, because I wanted to do it on the pod, I wanted, I wanted to see his facial expression.
Speaker 2:For myself he thought it was funny he thought it was funny, but you know again, guys, you know. Thank you for tuning in, thank you for joining us, as you already know, and wrapping up, I'm your host, steve I'm sam crystal and I want to thank producer for joining us today thanks producer and, as always, everybody in this crazy, crazy, crazy, tipsy, turny world Always, always, always, stereotype responsibly and we'll be back next week with another motherfucking episode.
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