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Tequila Tales
Is your dating life full of mishaps and hilarious encounters? Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of stories and laughter as Brittany makes her grand return after a three-week hiatus. We kick things off with high-energy banter, celebrating with shots of tequila and a deep dive into Steve’s new look and the wild speculations about his health. Special shoutout to our amazing guest hosts, Aisha and Alicia, for keeping the show lively in Brittany’s absence. This episode is loaded with personal anecdotes, side-splitting interactions, and a vibrant atmosphere that promises to keep you entertained from start to finish.
Travel tales, family dynamics, and the chaos of Mexican vacations—this episode has it all! From the whirlwind of a Fourth of July trip to Mexico, complete with hurricane scares and run-ins with corrupt police, to the intense discussions on facial hair preferences and beloved series like "The Last of Us." We recount our adventures with humor and reflection, offering a rich mix of topics that promise to keep you engaged. So grab a drink, sit back, and enjoy the lively, spirited chaos that is the Minority Plus One Podcast!
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Speaker 4:I was right. I knew they was Like it. You sounded like a game show.
Speaker 1:This is the minority plus one podcast.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's going on everybody? Welcome to the show. What's the king of the heffries? It's Oreo. We are back, let's get back, and as always, we got the ladies. What's up, Sam?
Speaker 1:you got the ladies.
Speaker 2:What's up, Sam? You wanted fucking energy and now.
Speaker 3:I'm over here and now you're here and now I like to hear that there she goes, there you go, keep going.
Speaker 2:Continue, bitch Yo. First off, disclaimer All right.
Speaker 5:Sam you need to bring the fucking energy. So you already know, guys, we back the Brit's back, she's back with a disclaimer. All right, sam, you need to bring the fucking energy.
Speaker 2:So you already know, guys, we back the brits back. She's back with a vengeance. You already know I'm your host, steve sam, over there. We got brittany over here, said she wanted to fuck it up. This is how we go and roll in the beginning of this podcast. You know where we at baby, it's straight up disclaimer we came to party, so, as you already know, welcome to the Minority Plus One Podcast. Chill, as you can tell. Disclaimer we're already getting this out the way.
Speaker 4:First of all they already planned this. We planned this earlier today we said I ain't got to be disclaiming we did. I was like oh and y'all know I hate this shit with know I hate this.
Speaker 3:I wasn't excited about this. He came in and he threw me off looking all different and shit. I shaved his whole face. I was like, oh my God, lost weight.
Speaker 4:You look 10, 15 years younger. What you doing? Crack you doing a bump.
Speaker 2:She really did say that she did ask me if I was on drugs.
Speaker 3:She's like oh, let me get a bump. I know like she really didn't say that. She did ask me if I was on drugs. So I know like shit, is that what we need to do? Like how's that work? Steve, like you micro doses? So I was trying to figure out the scoop, but um but no. So he came. He was like yo, you're coming back. He was like yo, you're coming back. I was like yes. I was like definitely, he's like disclaimer. I was like most definitely, yeah.
Speaker 2:Disclaimer it had to be a disclaimer.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I figured Because.
Speaker 2:I know she's coming in with the stories. I know we're going to get some good fucking stories. I know we're going to get some entertainment value, so why not be disclaimer, doubt fun or doubt fun?
Speaker 3:I'm even gonna partake in some alky, yes, with, with uh I started an honor, but yes, so before we get started, guys, yes, sam, oh yeah, in honor of me coming back from mexico. This isn't really the tequila I would have wanted, but here we are, it's patron, um what was the tequila. You, like I was. I was going for don julie I. I normally am a you guys, I'm. I'm a little bit of Casamigos reform, I'm glad I really haven't had. Can you just?
Speaker 4:pause for a second and say thanks, Sam. You've been trying to get me off that fucking additive, fucking poison for months now.
Speaker 3:She you did mention a couple of times how Casamigos was bad.
Speaker 4:And I even told you, I said was bad. And I said, and I even told you, I said, why don't you drink?
Speaker 3:patron or don julio, right, right and the funniest thing is that this is
Speaker 4:a don julio summer, because non-stop I see people don julio is coming.
Speaker 3:I was looking for don julio, but they didn't have. I was like fuck, but don julio is surpassing casamigos right now. It's so big um and. But anyways, I've transitioned and I'm trying To get more 100%.
Speaker 4:What are your?
Speaker 2:pronouns then Cosmigos no one got some Patron for you guys. I'm glad she's transitioning and I asked her what are her new pronouns?
Speaker 4:Patron.
Speaker 1:Patron is her new pronoun. She identifies.
Speaker 5:As a tequila bottle. So.
Speaker 3:It's a little weird because it has been about, uh, about three weeks yeah, britney's been a minute, guys, so I definitely missed you guys, I missed these idiots, um. So everyone got a shot, their little shot, right, and I also want to do a shot for our Step In.
Speaker 2:Co-host Aisha, as well as producer and Alicia. And we are sorry about that episode guys.
Speaker 5:But thank you guys for stepping in. This is for y'all too. Thank you, guys. Cheers everybody.
Speaker 3:I was teaching you guys in maximum I'll probably fuck up really, but anyways abajo cheers come on you guys al centre, eda. Alright, here we go.
Speaker 4:Salud, I'm Puerto Rican way, salud, I don't even want to do this. Hold on, I didn't even take it yet. Hold on, it's just bad luck when you take the shot. I'm trying.
Speaker 3:Just take a sip.
Speaker 2:I gave you like the smallest sip. Sam used to be a champ. She's a fucking lightweight now. No, I really was All right.
Speaker 4:That's me. Oh my God, I can't hear that. And it sucks because I do like getting drunk, because I'm hilarious, sam can.
Speaker 2:I do a call to action real quick, yeah, and I need your permission. Sure, if this video, if this pod happens, to get 10. I just want, you know what? I just want five likes, yeah, and four comments, and they can't all be from leo. But shout out to you, leo, shout out to leo. Um, I, if it'll only be the audio, because we didn't have video, but of one of our wilder podcasts from back in the day, that's only audio. Yeah, which one For the podcast. Oh, it would have to be the two-parter.
Speaker 4:Oh, Granny Panties.
Speaker 2:I think so, yeah, yeah that was two.
Speaker 3:I was drunk. That was a two-parter. We were all fucked up that episode.
Speaker 4:Shout out to Keanu. Shout out to Keanu.
Speaker 1:Shout out to.
Speaker 3:Bianca and we were all late in the night Brittany lost her fucking mind.
Speaker 5:She's like anybody sick they gotta see me. She's like you all suck in the fucking head. She's like you guys all need therapy. Everybody needs therapy.
Speaker 4:She's like you married. I think we were talking about.
Speaker 5:We were talking.
Speaker 4:Brittany said she was at the time she was going on a date and the guy tried to like fuck her on the first night or some shit. And we were like well, brit, if he tried to get the telly, try to get you back. And you're like no like that's that was.
Speaker 4:Let me choose yes, let me choose for real, though, let me choose yes sorry, let me choose for real, though let me choose, like that's still I mean yeah, but I still think like if, if someone tries to get you to hotel, that they're gonna attempt because they're attracted to you, right, so wait you know what's okay, but the problem was, was the attitude and the disgust, like after the fact that you ain't giving them that exactly like.
Speaker 3:That was the part that was like come on you want to know what I just realized again.
Speaker 2:Disclaimer it makes absolutely no sense to put the audio on the fucking youtube when the audio is available on all the streaming platforms anyway.
Speaker 3:We should have um, I forgot that every time you say disclaimer, they should be taking a shot. It'd be like the new baddie, baddie Shot o'clock.
Speaker 4:It's called disclaimer.
Speaker 3:He just said disclaimer like two times Y'all been trying to do disclaimer bitch Y'all been trying to do.
Speaker 5:Disclaimer.
Speaker 1:Oh, sam, I gotta call you out.
Speaker 4:Because, I've about had it with you.
Speaker 2:And Brittany did I not say this is the shift she was going to pull right? So beforehand, guys, I said in the group chat yo, I did want to get this disclaimer. Now, just as they were saying, sam responds, and I quote with a green checkmark.
Speaker 4:Now, sam, what did I say? Bitch, I was busy. I go, sam. We're going to need this in writing that you agree to this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hold on, sam Hold on Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam. Hold on, Brittany. Let me have this real quick. There's nothing you could have done. I could have done.
Speaker 5:Hold on Sam. Well, I'm supposed to be like. You can't do it today. Get out Sam, give me so you can drive drunk home and get an accident.
Speaker 2:No, sam, do me a favor.
Speaker 3:I'm fucking Sam Sam, sam, sam Sam.
Speaker 2:Give me just two minutes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2:And can I have a solo? Oh, my Now producer, no way. Now producer your phone, you will see two text messages and a voice note. I'm crying about exactly you told you said call of text. I sure did. I was set inside. Hold on pretty check this out.
Speaker 3:Hold on sam I I need uninterrupted because I knew this was gonna happen.
Speaker 2:So I want this, no, no, I want this to be understood. I knew this was gonna happen, so I planned on this. I had sent that to him. I didn't know, obviously he was busy today but in that message I said I wanted to do a judge and jury about sam's hypocrisy when she said she's gonna do something, acts like she did it and then lies later for real so is it a lie, so he has this.
Speaker 4:I don't know about the truth, exactly, and I'm going to keep going back to that, because I was fucked up.
Speaker 5:I was fucked up, I don't take my piece.
Speaker 1:That's like where everyone's supposed to drink the poison Like some fucking suicidal shit, and niggas be going under I don't take my piece.
Speaker 3:And now I'm dead and niggas is just looking at me.
Speaker 2:Like damn it.
Speaker 3:I am bringing her.
Speaker 2:To the court right now. Sam, you are being called out by me. You need to stop doing this. Just say no, you need to just be more direct.
Speaker 4:Alright, I'll be honest. I say, yes, I be wanting to do, say yes, I'd be wanting to do it Like I'd really be wanting to do it. My intention is to really do it, but I'd be scared. I'm scared of drugs, I don't fucking shit.
Speaker 2:We're not telling you to do drugs. I know she over here Ahead of the vape, a couple shots.
Speaker 5:I understand.
Speaker 4:Brittany knows my anxiety. My anxiety is so bad, but you smoked in Jamaica. I'll be, sitting for a second.
Speaker 2:Sam, Sam Sam. You smoked in Jamaica, though I need 911.
Speaker 4:You smoked in Jamaica, yeah, but I think it was because I was drinking a little bit, so the combo wasn't too bad and the weed in Jamaica is very low too.
Speaker 3:And I literally at which I? That was like grassy.
Speaker 2:That shit was like sun grown, but I wasn't the smoker.
Speaker 3:That was when we went to the silent party right.
Speaker 2:No, no, that was the night after. That was the night after.
Speaker 5:Sam, you had more than one pull.
Speaker 1:No, I did.
Speaker 5:You had a couple hits we were proud of you I gave you a hug and then you started tweaking a little bit.
Speaker 2:And then you rebounded. Really nice she did. Yeah, she rebounded pretty good. Yeah, she was good. Yeah, you were fine, yeah fine.
Speaker 4:But like there's days where I just can't do. I can't do drugs. I literally can't do drugs. My body does not respond to it. Well, I start going into a fucking panic and I'm like oh, I think you treat yourself into it I think I, maybe it's I. I get into it, cause Sam.
Speaker 5:I had to figure that out here.
Speaker 4:I can start getting into it, and then I'm like I'm about to die, right now?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, I know, hold on, sam, I had to talk myself through it.
Speaker 3:I start tweaking, I can't talk myself.
Speaker 4:I barely could talk myself through my regular I Fair enough, you know what I'm saying. So I could barely even talk myself out of those Like I had to fucking go in a fucking handicap stall, fucking, give myself a minute, Like it really be that bad and I hate when I go into the bathroom and somebody's trying to talk to me and I'm like I know.
Speaker 2:You can barely, yeah, you can barely reach my back.
Speaker 4:Because, like you're trying to breathe, like you feel, like you can't talk like literally can't even talk like no, literally and they might not see it, but in my brain, like I'm just like yeah, I feel you, sam, I feel you and they're like so yeah. So those are the.
Speaker 2:I'm like yeah you know what I? Can't make fun of sam because Sam did have to take care of me this one time at the fucking. Where were we At fucking Margarita City, Margarita City? I freaked yeah yeah.
Speaker 3:He was fucking Margarita City.
Speaker 4:No, not just that Kev's baby shower. I helped you there.
Speaker 2:First off, everybody failed me, except for my uncle at that fucking baby shower.
Speaker 4:No, that story wait. I don't think I've ever shared that story so real fast, uh shout out to kev this is his second second son right, this is for carter. This is carter's uh baby shower. So shout out to kevin shaw, they're married now. Yes, anyway, so it was their baby shower. I uh steve, our other friend. Well, is he your friend too, would you say Steve, steve, I love Steve. Shout out to Steve. He came and he came with edibles. This was earlier, this is before. Edibles is what it is now.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I thought I was big ball Steven.
Speaker 2:I was doing some edibles and stuff like that, but this is also homemade edibles.
Speaker 4:So it's like you know, you don't know the dosage. This is very early in the week. The weed wasn't legal yet. This was what Steve. What? 2016, 17 maybe?
Speaker 2:It was about eight years ago. He just had a birthday, so it's about eight years ago, yeah, so.
Speaker 4:Steve comes out. I think he was living. He lives in Philly. He came to visit. He had some edibles, the cookies, and steve ate a half a cookie it was.
Speaker 2:No, it was a little fucking muffin it was, and I thought nothing of it. You know what I thought? It was a cookie.
Speaker 4:Because steve him, the other steve was on like three of them. Because when, when he was freaking out, steve was like well, I don't have like three of these shits, I'm straight like.
Speaker 2:But here's the thing too. I also had a big ass bottle of hennie he was drinking too, so steve ate the cookie. I was not responsible with my drugs and alcohol intake back then. Yeah, I was very irresponsible just mad quiet.
Speaker 4:I was starting to freak his eyes and shit I'm rubbing.
Speaker 2:I'm like you know how touch helps, like when you're like, she's like trying to like, yeah, I'm like, are you okay?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm like are you want to hear you want some food? You want to? You know I'll take care of you when you forgot Cause I like that done for me. You know what I'm saying? Producer Bay does it for me. Like I like to do that for people, even when I be freaking, freaking out. She's good, but I'm fucking panicking too and I'm like so y'all just rubbed each other.
Speaker 5:I'm really good oh god, what Pretty wishes.
Speaker 2:I said disclaimer Anyway.
Speaker 4:So I'm like so then Steve just like disappears and I seen him in the bathroom. I'm like yo, steve you good. He's like no, I'm not good. And then I didn't see you For the rest of the fucking night.
Speaker 2:And where you went At first I was sitting on the stairs and then nobody, fucking Guys, all I wanted to do was be taken home. That was it. I just wanted somebody to take me home, sam, I told, I told Kev, I told Kev, I understood Kev, but Kev come on, he was probably on the edibles too, fair enough. But all I'm saying is and honestly, because, fair enough, I would have had my throat slit had, I ruined that baby shower.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, for real, oh, no, for real she don't play Baby showers, don't play.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm saying. And she is mama bear. Don't ever get it twisted, so but yeah, that was a yeah, that was a bad, didn't you say, you almost got hyperthermia, or something. So yeah, and then I ended up sitting in my car. Yeah, try, honestly, it took me an. It took me 30 minutes to call my uncle. I couldn't see straight and I was going to drive, I was going to drive home.
Speaker 3:Joke. There was a time where I was fucking with those for a split second and I ended up in the hospital too. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I ended up in the fucking hospital. No because when I got, no because when I got home, I couldn't stop shaking.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you.
Speaker 1:That's what happened to me. I literally got a.
Speaker 3:I was freezing.
Speaker 2:On top of being way too fucking high.
Speaker 4:Let me tell you, I'm sure those ER Nurses and doctors fucking hate that. And I'm sure it's a relief In a sense, like like when we because I've come in for anxiety, not knowing it was anxiety being too high I've done that too and I'm sure it's a relief to them that there's nothing really wrong, but I'm sure they're like annoyed, like this really dick is dying.
Speaker 3:Get your eye out of here. Honestly, yo I feel like I'm dying. Hold on my last, my last freak out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because. I was, I was. I literally was calling them up saying I'm about to die.
Speaker 1:I'm out of here it's over and I had.
Speaker 2:COVID at the same time damn Steve, but hold that thought. And I had COVID at the same time Damn Steve, but hold that thought. Because we got to take a break and we're back. So I just got a stern talking to In the break.
Speaker 1:Mama Sam.
Speaker 2:Mama Sam said Brandy, don't you fucking give him no more.
Speaker 4:And here she goes. Here you go. You want another hit.
Speaker 2:Brandy isn't a naveler.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, you want another hit, but no no, sam Sam, you knew, you knew what today was gonna be.
Speaker 3:I know. I know Whatever you want, you knew it.
Speaker 2:You know, but yeah like back to no, you ain't gotta do it yo that should really be a fucking drinking game disclaimer now, is it every time I say it or every time it's said? No, every time it's said yeah.
Speaker 4:Every time it's said oh y'all would be dead within like just disclaimer, so like when you need to take a shot or us take a shot.
Speaker 3:Disclaimer no I thought they take a shot every time we say disclaimer yes, yes yeah yes oh, all, right, hey there you
Speaker 2:go guys there's a a new game, yeah, there you go but how? Many shots your drinks ready? Yeah, but how many shots you end up with in the comments all?
Speaker 4:right. So, remember, I told you I was like kind of having anxiety at work today or whatever. Yes, um, fucking. So I swear. Every time, like I feel like the universe knows. They're like, okay, let's bring all everybody to come talk to you all at the same fucking time, so they're all talking to me. And this one lady, she was just like oversharing, right, and she's like, yeah, my one of the white women that smoke mad cigarettes, right, it is what it is, steve, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Sorry, I'm coming for your people what you're talking about, family right there, man, I love them. I love them. She give, are you?
Speaker 4:talking about. I love them. She give auntie, like auntie, that little hella cigarette.
Speaker 2:I don't know who you think you're talking to I come from good white trash, who had the fucking cigarettes, the Newport 100s, and the thing that people now use has changed.
Speaker 3:But the.
Speaker 5:Thing that snapped together the pocketbook, the pocketbook, that little shit. Yeah, I come from that generation.
Speaker 2:They don't play with their cigarettes. You don't fuck with a redneck and their cigarettes.
Speaker 4:I didn't realize now that I'm older. One of my best friends that I grew up with I'm still a really good friend saying I didn't realize that she was the white trash family in the hood. My girl, she, she's mixed, but her brother is, her mom, everybody's white and I didn't realize until I got older that they're the white trash family they really are. Shout out to them I love you guys, but anyway so this is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:White trash knows they're white trash. Yeah, I was about to say, that's why you got to admire them.
Speaker 4:That's why you can't. They don't get mad when you call them white trash.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we are yeah.
Speaker 4:Right next same thing. Yeah, Proud of hey.
Speaker 2:I love you guys. I just can't afford anything?
Speaker 5:I can't. My rent is $2,000, jesus. My daughter doesn't pay anything.
Speaker 4:And she was just going in, she was like my fucking lazy ass daughter Doesn't pay for anything. And I was like oh man, that sounds like my sister.
Speaker 5:And she was like yeah, but you know she has severe anxiety and she has a disease where's like yeah, but you know she has severe anxiety and she has a disease where you know we all have it, actually, where we all were infected and we smell like infection and pus.
Speaker 2:Jesus.
Speaker 4:Fuck All right. And then she saw my shirt. She's like, oh my God.
Speaker 5:DMX time. Yo the chick, the other chick that was with me.
Speaker 4:She was like, yeah, like four years ago.
Speaker 5:She's like, I'm about to cry. She's about to.
Speaker 2:She's like oh my god, she don't get credit for loving DMX though. No, she doesn't.
Speaker 4:No, she definitely said Like in the air.
Speaker 5:She was like I was, she's like I'm gonna give her a good In the air and I'm gonna listen to some DMX and cry.
Speaker 2:Sam, how can you hate white people? Don't wait, they're great.
Speaker 4:Do you understand that? Hold on, I keep coming from a fucking panicking. I'm not saying that.
Speaker 5:It's fucking insane when a fucking white woman is oversharing.
Speaker 4:like a motherfucker I was looking around like is anybody here? This is great.
Speaker 5:That's a great story.
Speaker 4:She was like yeah, so I had to share that.
Speaker 3:I was like I'm'm gonna talk about that okay I'm too high for this we always get the nasty ass customers that want to overshare fucking every little detail so brit I gotta ask.
Speaker 2:I have to ask what's the all right, the Either that's happened to you or that you've had to overhear. I'm talking about the, without getting in trouble, the biggest like sob story You've heard while somebody's getting their shit. Cause I know when I go in and I'm like, hey, I just need something that's gonna help me lift my mood.
Speaker 3:Like has cried. Like, every time he comes in, I feel like he cried.
Speaker 3:And I feel like he cried and I feel like I like trauma I feel like I'm getting like trauma bonded on sometimes because it's funny, like why it's a lot like no, they'll be like literally. He's like oh you know, my mom and we're like we have people that just like literally have no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no people are. We have literally people like that come in and just like I don't know. They just share everything and it's just like it could be. I think it's you so I I have always been one of those people that overshare people overshare with me want to just drop their whole life.
Speaker 3:I agree, I'm the same. I'm like what is it?
Speaker 4:about my face that says I want to hear this shit. And I do be feeling bad because I was like oh, damn your daughter got anxiety and she's because that's what she says she's like she's afraid that her daughter has such bad anxiety that she's afraid to go outside because of this disease that they have that makes them stink.
Speaker 2:Girl. Cocoa butter, that makes everything smell good.
Speaker 3:We look for a guy that comes in and we know he's not supposed to be buying weed but he's like you know, he's like my wife's home pregnant, my kids is this and that and I'm like damn yeah.
Speaker 2:Damn, he's going to see a girl.
Speaker 1:That's when you need it.
Speaker 3:I know when it's like. You know, we had to Call the house for something His wife picked up. I was like, oh shit, like hung up. I was like, oh you know, I felt bad that I like had possibly done that.
Speaker 4:That does sound like A side bitch. Look at that.
Speaker 3:I was like If you just became In the next day. I was like yo. She said, my PTSD Did your wife. I was like your pregnant wife Probably thought and just left talking about oh, this pregnancy, we're gonna try to keep stress free.
Speaker 2:She's been doing I didn't know I was gonna get this kind of story out of this. I did not plan this. I have to laugh about that because I had a side chick PTSD moment.
Speaker 4:But I did too because I called. So I called colt and niche was here, but I I forgot she was coming and she answers and she's like hello and I'm like hello it was a side chick btsd moment shit was crazy my heart dropped because I was like he got a bitch over it. Oh, my heart dropped so bad. Yeah, I was about to leave work because you're not laying down the street.
Speaker 2:Oh my god I want to see. You know what y'all, you know what I'm jealous.
Speaker 4:I want somebody to love me this much my heart dropped because I was keeping it cute when she said hello. I said hello. You know what I mean, instead of being like who the fuck is this?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you were chill. Hold on, Sam. I was testing it. What if it was an ugly voice?
Speaker 4:If it's a woman's voice period.
Speaker 2:Who the fuck is this? I have an ugly voice. What the fuck? Fair enough, that's true. Fair enough, alright. Yeah, hey, she's consistent with that, alright. So, Sam you wanna get into Minority support. Yeah, let's get into Some quick minority support. Cause. I owe an apology. It's been a while I do it's been a while.
Speaker 4:Thanks, leo, for commenting, by the way, but um, so last week we did Speak about Alzheimer's. Last week we talked about Deadpool and everything like that, but we did also speak about alzheimer's. Um, so let's see. Uh, leo says my mom has early onset alzheimer's dementia, medically induced due to strong pain meds. It's no joke.
Speaker 4:The pain left in my heart when my own mother didn't recognize me and started to scream in terror, looking at me and my brother bro, it's the closest I ever felt to losing my mom, as if she died. The pain only makes me fear my mom's death even more. I can't even fathom the pain people go through when their parents die. As much as we try to logically comprehend and understand that it's that it's the natural order of things, it doesn't take away the impact it will have on your life. I empathize for anyone who has lost their loved ones, especially a parent. Uh, producer, could you click on the? Uh read more part underneath that first comment? And, that being said, cancer is bigger because it's invasive and unnatural and can take your life before your time all right, so before you guys go ahead.
Speaker 2:So I was very ignorant to alzheimer's. I honestly thought he thought it was just just you just lost, like your memory. I didn't know like you could die from it. I didn't know it did like it, like your brain was like actually deteriorating. I really didn't know any of that stuff and like, physically it affects you as well, so that was due to my, so that was my ignorance. So first off, thank you, leo, for sharing also.
Speaker 4:And I just want to apologize. Oh my God, leo, I can't even imagine.
Speaker 2:I just wanted to apologize sincerely for anything that I might have said that might have made it seem like I was just being insensitive. It really was just lack of understanding.
Speaker 4:You were at first and then, when I kind of explained it to you, that you you understood what it really was.
Speaker 2:Right, no, and I know it's not coming at me, he was just explaining but, I, but I felt like, since I said it on the pod, I'm always apologizing to the pod, so that's why.
Speaker 4:But thank you so much, leo, much leo it's tough, especially, damn leo, y'all shout out to you that's tough. Your mom, like being a grandparent is kind of expected and like I wasn't super close to my grandfather but it did still affect me because he didn't know me at all you know we gotta get leo on the pod.
Speaker 2:If you would like to be like a guest on the pod, just do an episode.
Speaker 4:Google meet you. Queens are brooklyn right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah dude, if you want to leave us a comment, man, yeah, you already know you have an open invitation absolutely, yeah, he's always, he always looks out always supports, even supports my cosplay shit, my silly cosplay shit. Like I really appreciate you and he always gives like a fair balance, oh yeah, he doesn't just pick sides, he's not just like oh you you're thinking, yeah, brittany's dead, she's a shit dog, he ain't biased, but um, is this your mom? Steve, yes, it is mom. I didn't cut my hair, it was just wet.
Speaker 3:She was on G, you cut your hair no, mom, it's okay, get his facial hair back, yeah bro, you gotta grow that shit back, dog please why just? Is it because I look so young?
Speaker 4:it's just not, yeah I think I like you better with a goat?
Speaker 3:yeah, I do too. Yeah, with your goat I do a lot better. Yeah, you still look young, but like, but like can I be honest?
Speaker 4:I don't like nothing I don't know any woman who doesn't like anything. Yeah, producey Bae got a whole beard. Don't do that.
Speaker 2:Well, I can't anyway. So we already know yeah, I can't grow a full beard, everybody knows that Just bring it back here.
Speaker 3:You don't have to do any of that. No, I can't do that either.
Speaker 4:So you just got the goat.
Speaker 2:That's it. It's bad. You know what you my nigga?
Speaker 4:yeah, I'm a very consistent person, and since everybody wants me, I'm gonna fucking keep it this way.
Speaker 2:I knew it so you can all just suck it when I decide to fucking do it, you will get it back you want to have a, but hold on, hold on can I just tell you guys, do you know why? Right, we discussed it. I want, I just, I feel like it's the old, me like body wise.
Speaker 4:Physically never had facial hair before, that's true right and now.
Speaker 2:But I have like a an older me brain, so I want to fucking I don't know like I feel younger, like I feel awesome. That's why that's. That's, that was the other purpose for the weight loss.
Speaker 4:Really young, yeah, you look extra young. Yeah, so that's the only thing, not that I know that sounds crazy. No, no, don't get it twisted, sam, don't get it twisted.
Speaker 2:Everybody said the same thing. Everybody has no idea they have. They're fucking befuddled that when I tell them I'm turning 38 this year. Like no one believes it.
Speaker 4:That's another thing that when the when I told the lady about dmx and how I seen him for my 38th birthday, she's like your wife, I'm like I'm 35 what oh my god I don't even know her name. She's just in my unit and I don't even know her fucking name. I'm sorry, steve go ahead.
Speaker 2:No, no, I'm all set finish up.
Speaker 4:Minority support uh, okay, um, they also put steve.
Speaker 2:You gotta watch the last of us, which you do okay yes, all right, leo, I'm gonna make sure it's on hbo max I'm gonna make sure I watch that shit very good, uh, at least the video game shit, because I can't afford max yet.
Speaker 4:Um, great show, true to the truth of the source material, which is true. That's why it's okay if you just watch the cut scenes from the game yeah, that's that's what he said
Speaker 4:if you have the time, just play the game, definitely worth it. Or if you want the game footage as a movie, I can hook it up with. Yeah, hook up with you. Uh, link, oh, yeah, that's lit um on youtube. That will give you the game experience as a movie, which I've been doing lately been watching cut scenes of games I know I, I did that with mortal kombat me too, me too oh but britt Brittany.
Speaker 2:So we just got a last week's podcast. These, these. There's the first time. I'm terrified. All right, we're all going to die, it's over.
Speaker 4:I think you know about this already, yeah.
Speaker 2:But what's it called again? Cordyceps, cordyceps, it's a fungus. It's a fungus and it fucking grows out and then we all gonna turn into fucking zombies and then we're just gonna fucking die. It's over.
Speaker 4:The Last of Us is a video game where you're fighting zombies but they're infected with the cordyceps fungus, which is in real life. There's real cordyceps funguses. So there's a cordyceps fungus that grows out of ants and it kills the ant, takes over the ant's brain and makes the ant walk and it starts takes, it kills the ant, takes over the ant's brain and makes the ant walk and it starts to sprout out the ant.
Speaker 2:It's real it's fucking hold on, hold on so yeah tune into last week's episode.
Speaker 4:So eager to do so the reason why it's so scary is because, if it did infect humans, right done for because it's in the air spores, so yeah it's.
Speaker 1:It's a good show.
Speaker 4:It's a good show, it's a good video game but it's real life for ants like it's it's okay, it it just this is what they're dealing with in the ant world, damn they don't do it, they really.
Speaker 3:and then when one is affected, they already got a deal with niggas stepping on them and fucking up their houses and shit they be like they be, like shutting them, they banish them.
Speaker 4:You got them no they don't.
Speaker 2:They kill them. You have to. Oh, that's right, they can't touch them because, it's contagious, you does segregation anyway, all right all right so um so uh like again we last week.
Speaker 4:We talked about how me and steve we watched. Um, it's spoilers, but if you ain't watched it by now, oh yeah, oh yeah, hey guys, hold on, sam, you know what?
Speaker 3:shut the fuck up bitch, I'm going to see you next week, whatever yeah, I'm going to see you next week because I I had to see twister first I went and saw twister.
Speaker 2:Don't, don't go see Twister. I know it was awful, it wasn't really. I heard nothing but Just terrible.
Speaker 4:Terrible things. It was so bad I knew it was gonna be bad. I wanted to love it.
Speaker 2:You can't, you can't Mess with the first one, oh and, mind you, it's supposed to kind of be a sequel.
Speaker 3:Was it really they needed to stop? It bad I think at one point I had to close my eyes for a brief second it's just like I told you, sam there's no more good ideas with that shit. They couldn't fuck with twisted. The real explanation just left you just can't the fuck alone. I was so upset and I would have been mad because I was willing to travel to the city to go to the ones with that move around, with the wind and shit. I needed the wind the water in my fucking face and shit.
Speaker 3:I wanted to be tumbling around.
Speaker 2:I would have rolled down another city now if I had rolled down the city to do that shit and saw that movie I would have been so fucking mad wasn't scary or it wasn't anything crazy all right, but so just so you know we talked about deadpool so you're about to hear something so you might want to plug your ears, deadpool oh yeah, deadpool, he just gives his.
Speaker 4:Well, I was expecting him to do the dance, Otherwise what's the point? Can you Press the read more Hugh Jackman. He says Hugh Jackman, the Wolverine Goat costume. Yeah, that was perfect. When you put that cowl on, I shed a tear. Wesley Stipes absolutely, that was Chef's Kiss Returning as Blade was Chef's Kiss. That was the best cameo in the movie. Both myself and Starwood Cheesing because we were both Blade fans, Because when he came out I was like he's going to produce to me.
Speaker 2:I was like look at Wesley.
Speaker 4:He still got it, he still got it, he still got it, he still got it. Uh, fight scenes were beautifully choreographed, and definitely the honda truck scene, yes, uh, you know what's crazy. I went to the bathroom so I didn't even see that part. I came back at the end when he was already tied up in all like the, the, that was the best and stuff. I know I know I gotta, I gotta, all right you guys, do you guys?
Speaker 1:mind it's not spoiled. I actually have to agree.
Speaker 4:The worst fight scene was Wolverine. It was two seconds. That was whack. Gambit was meh. I could respect what they tried to do and the fight scenes were good. I you know I'm not mad at Gambit, I don't know. You know it's 50-50 with Gambit. You know Channing Tatum's been trying to beat Gambit for like 10 plus years.
Speaker 2:Well, it was in production, yeah, but it just kept hitting hell. You know what it was. It's like the Blade movie now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it just cannot, it's just fucking stuck in purgatory. Yeah, chris Evans as Johnny. It was a nice touch, but it was great, but I disappointed at the same time. But I get it. That was the point. Yes, I don't get to. I don't go watch the same movie twice in the theaters, but this one I would amen, brother, yeah amen, I'm doing the same thing.
Speaker 2:I'm seeing it twice again.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I would definitely go see it again all right, but that wasity Squad.
Speaker 2:Thank you guys. Thanks, leo, are you going to go take my mom? Are you going to take my mom, sorry, mama, sherry Wow.
Speaker 5:You can catch it.
Speaker 2:Well, that's all because we gotta take a break and we're back. So I have a quick question, uh, for the ladies out there, uh, who wear thongs and shit, like when you fart does it has it ever like whistled, like when you blow between a blade of grass and you?
Speaker 4:can make it whistle a little bit I'm just saying I'm curious strippers performing. Let me tell you, g-strings just never work I don't think there's any.
Speaker 3:So you think there are any strippers where they're just jiggling and shit and all of a sudden they're like oh, all the time I'm sure they don't got gas they don no fucking money. Human. I mean, yeah, you straddling something like shaking your ass and shit for the vac and you just let one loose, it happens, it happens.
Speaker 4:I'll let them loose at my desk like what's? I'm just saying it happens, they're human, okay not?
Speaker 3:during a lap dance I'm sure not intentionally.
Speaker 2:Not intentionally, wait, hold on but like I mean, let's just be honest, if she just really kind of like if she's fine enough, she broke one in your lap and it gave it a little extra jiggle, you wouldn't be mad at it oh steve, all right and usually they smell like cinnamon anyway for you to be hearing it.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying all of a sudden you're gonna smell some shit and you're going to be like I don't know what kind of classy places you go to.
Speaker 2:I go to places where they play it off their phone. I'm in the fucking trenches.
Speaker 5:I'm in the fucking trenches.
Speaker 4:These bitches got bullets. That's what I'm trying to tell you. This is my whole fucking thing.
Speaker 2:Y'all don't understand. I'm in the trenches with some of this shit. Shout out to them y'all, they earned their money. So, britney, you have been gone for three weeks.
Speaker 3:Just for everybody of yours who don't know, I was away in mexico on the first week of july during the hurricane, during this nigga gonna text me actually Fucking literally the night before, and I already had a lot of anxiety over this trip. Y'all, I had a lot of anxiety.
Speaker 1:There was a lot of factors on this trip that I had a lot of anxiety over.
Speaker 3:So, literally, since Mexico was one of the places that I was most scared to travel to and I just had a lot of reservations, I was nervous. Um, everybody knows I smoke, so you know I wanted to. They said it was legal there, so you know I I bring my weed, like I bring my weed everywhere. But Mexico was a nervous place and so I happened to be traveling during the time of hurricane barrel. And this one over here you're gonna take me every, uh, every time. But, um, just to let you know, just to let you know, uh, it's about to be a hurricane over there. I was like naked and at the time it wasn't supposed to hit cancun, so I wasn't really worried about it.
Speaker 3:but literally every I I was like, oh no, it hit jamaica. I knew I saw it hitting all these other different type of places. I really wasn't worried about cancun, but needless to say, I should have already made me a smidgen.
Speaker 2:I told you, I fucking knew it. I told you so, um, just so you know, because I was worried about my friend, because they were talking about that shit like it's supposed to be biblical proportion, I know so I'm like yo, my friend, my co-host, and her is going down there and I want to make sure I get my fucking thing, even out and it was so funny, I couldn't escape this nigga
Speaker 3:because literally, he was like coming, when I was like down in mexico and then when I was coming home, and then it was coming home, I was having windshiver I was like I cannot get away from him, so fucking. That's a sign. So let me just first start off by saying Mexico was beautiful. I had an amazing resort. Um, I did a swim up suite. Um, of course, you did a swim up suite. So there's a pool like in the area. Um, basically, right off you rock, off the little deck, it's out there, um, beautiful. So when I got there, it was the day before fourth of july, guys. So I had plans. We had excursions set up and plans to do certain things but when we got there, everyone was like yeah do?
Speaker 3:they celebrate fourth of july in mexico it was so funny because my co-worker was like pack your old navy shirt, bitch, are you trying to get me killed? No, I am not. I'm trying to be on.
Speaker 4:American as fucking possible Okay.
Speaker 3:I am not. No, I wasn't looking. I was looking forward to fireworks. I was looking forward to like fun stuff on 4th of July. Um, I didn't expect hamburgers and hot dogs and like the typical 4th of. July stuff. I really didn't expect hamburgers and hot dogs and, like the typical stuff, I really didn't. Um, I think they celebrated. Yeah, they definitely do not celebrate Mexico. No, no, we didn't celebrate no fucking 4th of July, cause I tell you, I got in there on a Wednesday.
Speaker 3:I thought you just convinced me the hurricane was supposed to be coming Thursday, friday. So we check in. They're like, all right, just so you know. You know, hurricane. We're like, oh, we're like tropical storm, like it might get bad. I'm like, oh, my god. So everyone knows I'm a fiend to lay out in the sun. So as soon as I got there I was like I gotta put my bathing suit on, I gotta get some color in.
Speaker 3:But I can't before they talk about the fucking hurricane coming and about to ruin my fucking time. So, um, I go out there the first day. I get all a bunch of color. Um, it's a all-inclusive resort, so your drinks are, um, your drinks are I must have. That's why we started this pod with shots, because I must have did. I don't even, I don't even want to tell y'all. There must have been been like 80, 30, 50, 60 shots. Do you feel like you drank?
Speaker 4:from the time you got up to the time you went to bed. I liked to be up maybe which is so funny.
Speaker 1:Only on vacation.
Speaker 3:I like to be up around 8, 830. Are you sure, bitch, you could call me at like 8 o'clock?
Speaker 2:No, I agree with her.
Speaker 3:Because you want to experience the entire day. I wanted to lay out. I like laying out. I'm the same way if I'm on vacation, I'm up early, I want to experience everything the entire time and I'm good having my swim up suite. I had my own personal butler and, uh, pool guy, so my pool bartender. His name is jose. I was supposed to say I love ted, I love me some, jose, okay the drinks.
Speaker 2:Better than jamaica, way better I bet way better, way better oh no, they were better. That's why I told you guys not to get them.
Speaker 3:I wasn't I was doing shots. Okay, I was just taking straight shots. Now did they? Have shots they did, but I didn't have any, oh so the only mixed drinks I had was the.
Speaker 2:Uh jose put me on to a paloma which is like some tequila so as hold on as a mixed drink, would you say it was better than the mixed drinks over a million times better because it was strong. So y'all, I didn't really feel anything and I didn't feel anything in jamaica. Um quick question last question did they have the liquor?
Speaker 1:now shout out to jamaica for this one did they have the liquor dispenser in Now?
Speaker 2:shout out to Jamaica for this one Did they have the liquor dispenser in the room.
Speaker 3:They had a bunch of Topshop tequilas After I finished my Don Julio bottle they would bring another Don Julio bottle in and I was like, just stock this with tequila.
Speaker 3:I don't want the champagne, I don't want nothing else. Diet Coke and tequila. Diet Coke and tequila, jose. So fuck it up. Diet coke and tequila, but not every morning.
Speaker 3:8 30 I was out getting my little color, had my oils on laid up. You know, the pool was on, very nice, they always had the pool parties, almost like similar to you know, the vibe that we had when we were all in jamaica. Um, really wasn't a fan of the food guys. The really breakfast I could not stand. I'm trying to tell you guys. Um, yeah, you were supposed to go to this place called flavors and I wanted to call it like, because it was so bad I couldn't get down with their eggs. Um, something about their eggs and their food just wasn't sitting right with me. Um, but they had a smoothie station that I loved. I fucked up a smoothie every morning. Or if they had a smoothie station that I loved, I fucked up a smoothie every morning. Or if they had grilled chicken out, that's all I needed. The grilled chicken was fire. I was like grilled chicken, I'm good, got my protein in. But, like I said, everyone was worried about this fucking storm. So we get there.
Speaker 3:Um fucking thursday comes. It's some light rain, nothing, crazy, still a nice day. Niggas there's no niggas anywhere. No resort workers, no, nothing, they don't. They don't started transitioning all of like the pool stuff into all of the um. Chairs were put away outside. They had like all the beds in the swim up suite. So, literally, and I didn't give a fuck. I was still swimming around like the like my swim up suite with all the beds in the swim up suite, so literally, and I didn't give a fuck. I was still swimming around like the like my swim up suite with all the furniture in there. I was like, what am I gonna? What else are we gonna do, you know? But niggas on gave us a boxed lunch, and when I tell you this bread?
Speaker 2:now, this is fourth ofth of July, guys.
Speaker 3:This is 4th of July and when I tell you this bread, you couldn't even like it was so molded and like oh, and then they gave us orange with some Danables yogurt, I was like that's a fire. They're trying to fucking kill us. I don't already had all this fucking tequila and now you're not going to feed me. You know they're like like, stay in your room, it's dangerous. But you know all the black people we congregated at the pool, so everybody that was black at the resort. We all were like hey, hey, like we all we were a tight-knit group and not following directions.
Speaker 3:We exactly. Oh hell, no, they were like staying doors. We're like okay, cool, I'm sorry everybody bought their bottles from the room I just want this to be out there.
Speaker 1:When motherfuckers die, just understand why this is what I'm saying when shit happens sometimes to people to large groups of people I don't feel bad even I was outside in this little rain.
Speaker 3:Now this, when I tell you this was not a true hurricane, you guys, I thought I was gonna see some shit. I even thought maybe I was gonna get blown around like like a smidgen. This was a little rain, some small wind. And they done had no workers.
Speaker 2:No workers, Nobody came. You know they have homes right. You know they have homes that they got to protect too.
Speaker 3:I understand, but it's like this wasn't bad.
Speaker 1:This was not bad. I feel like they were using this as an excuse. No, no, no, no, no. You know when you're just trying to play some shit they knew it wasn't gonna be bad.
Speaker 3:They knew it wasn't gonna be bad. That's true. They don't know that.
Speaker 2:Hold on they said the same thing about katrina. They said katrina was not, it was gonna be nothing more than like a category two and then that
Speaker 3:shit turned into a category four exactly. They said the same thing about katrina lighter, and lighter and lighter, I mean britney.
Speaker 2:They said the same thing about katrina.
Speaker 3:It kept getting lighter and lighter and lighter. I mean.
Speaker 2:Brittany, they said the same thing about Katrina in a fucking almost white New Orleans off the map. Are you hearing?
Speaker 3:me being at the pool. I understand that I was at the pool, my poor family, I couldn't text back.
Speaker 2:Brittany, just because you're hard-headed don't mean they gotta be hard-headed. Did you get evicted?
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, sam trying to text me. I couldn't even text anybody back to tell them I was okay, literally chilling at the pool. Um, and everyone was concerned because it was such, it was such a big deal, it was really blown up. They they canceled our excursion, so our excursions got canceled.
Speaker 5:Thursday, friday. It's unpredictable, it's over a little bit of rain.
Speaker 2:so I thought that was jesus. Absolutely god don't tell you what he about to do. If he want to kick that shit up a notch, he ain't got to go by you just because you on vacation. So they said hey, zeus, make sure you go, pray over your family and go home, make sure y'all good, we're going to keep all these niggas in their goddamn room and y'all didn't listen.
Speaker 3:That's exactly what they did to us too, they're like stay in your room. They're like stay in your room.
Speaker 5:Here's this fucking sandwich. They're like don't fucking go with me, don't fucking go with me, you get fucked up, you get fucked up.
Speaker 2:And that's literally how they left. Us Mexicans don't care, you want to fuck up.
Speaker 3:That's literally how they left us Go ahead, and they didn't give a fuck about us neither. But you know what? We rocked it out that day. When I got there, guys now, I bought some weed, like I said, uh, when I got there I had started.
Speaker 1:I didn't smoke mexican weed. I bought all everything I bought my own.
Speaker 3:I bought my own weed. So when we got there, we started off just smoking a little bit like towards the pool. Everyone was cool, everything was gravy right. So then, you know, during the hurricane, exam left, so we started getting a little more comfortable. We're smoking like.
Speaker 3:We're smoking like I hear, closer to our room we're smoking like in our swim up suite, like outside, like at the pool, right, you know. So when the hurricane ended, hurricane ended and everybody came back, you know we were still comfortable, used to just smoking like in our little area, you know, not thinking anything of it. So fucking um. Next thing I know they had um threatened to come and kick us out of the resort. This was maybe like midway through the trip um, my friend that was with me, he had gotten cornered and um, he was gone for maybe like 45 minutes and I'm getting ready for like a really nice dinner I'm just getting ready for a really nice dinner.
Speaker 3:Now I'm like where is this taking forever, like you know, and you know he had gotten cornered by security and resort saying that you know they had to. We had to leave. Now. Very terrifying, because when he told me back, he was like we have a problem and he led with that, instead of like we were able to stay, it's okay, and I was like where the fuck were we gonna go? Yeah, so, um, he was able to smooch the situation around because we had became the party room, like we had couples coming, we had like we had made friends we had done some karaoke with everyone which I missed you guys so fucking much.
Speaker 3:I was like where is everybody? Like where?
Speaker 2:is everybody it is correct, because I have to carry karaoke Single handedly.
Speaker 4:I carried karaoke on your birthday. I said I'll start.
Speaker 3:I felt like I put on a whole Fucking production. But we had everybody, of course, all the black people. We had everybody jamming Like we had our own little section. We had everybody up. But literally this one girl did Lil Kim and I was like Like you ain't Sam. I was like nah, girl, she was terrible, you ain't new york enough. But there's a lot of moments I I missed you guys.
Speaker 2:They had a silent, uh, they had a silent party and I was like, oh my god, we had so much fun with that. We, that was fantastic. That was one of my honestly they had a silent.
Speaker 3:I missed you guys for that. I was like, oh my god, this reminds me of um jamaica, when we all did it and it was like such a fun time it was, um, but no, needless to say, I was like terrified. I was like you know, they're about to kick us out, like you know. So, like I said, we were on our way out to this really nice dinner that night and, um, we ended up going down to, uh, we ended up going into downtown and I'm thinking, okay, we can't smoke. We got to be careful how much we're smoking at, you know the resort so we're gonna bring just one roll the pre-roll right.
Speaker 3:So y'all niggas dancing, we go to dinner and we're like smoking a little bit before we go into this really beautiful restaurant. The restaurant's gorgeous, you guys, um, it was fucking rosa negro, which is another really popular, uh, latin american cuisine restaurant in um, cancun. So, literally, you guys, it was like party from the time you got there. They had hook, hookahs on the table. Really gorgeous. Restaurants on the water. Um, they had dancers come out with these fireworks. Every time people took shots, like it was a huge event just to take shots, um, but beautiful, gorgeous, they threw fireworks at the end, right.
Speaker 3:So we're, we're coming out, we're smoking and not even like realizing, like, how dangerous like this could be, cause you look at mexican laws, it says it's recreational for them, not, but americans, not us, fucking americans, just so you know, you go to fucking mexico, they, you think it's sweet, you think it's sweet, it's not sweet. So, fucking, we had reservations at coco bongo, which is another really popular day party, uh, down in mexico, and, um, I was really scared to smoke on the resort at this point. We, we had gone.
Speaker 2:I would we had like, found a little, like you didn't have any, nothing, no vapes yeah, but you know, vape don't hit the same, you're right. You're right. You know it doesn't hit the same, I get it. I understand that. I I get it um fucking.
Speaker 3:So we're like we're gonna go to cocobongo, we bring a little pre-roll to try to be homeless true, because where the fuck were we gonna go in mexico?
Speaker 3:fourth of july and where are you gonna find another place? I would have been down and I don't even want to think about it. I don't even want to think about it because you, you drive through. It took us maybe about 45 minutes to get down to cancun from our resort, so it was because we stayed in costa muheras. So, fucking um, we go down to coco bongo this day, the most beautiful beach, you guys, I just went through this nasty ass bar. I was like coco bongo is disgusting. Do not go, don't waste your time, don't waste your money. Really don't do nothing at coco bongo. It's. It looked disgusting. It looked like it needed to be revamped, like from the 80s. Their endless bar they give you is jose cuervo, and I was like disgusted and nobody wanted to sit in that nasty little club yes, it's the infamous coco bongo club which I don't know why
Speaker 3:they hyped up so much because I felt like I wasted my money to do this. But the best part about coco bongo is you look straight through. It was the most prettiest beach I'd ever seen right, gorgeous rocks, blue blue, blue water. So I'm like let's fuck coco bongo, let's go to the beach. I'm ready to get in. And we're like let's smoke real quick before we go jumping in like the waves.
Speaker 2:I wanted to jump in this fucking water so bad oh and brit just so you know I was gonna send you the shark attacks that happened in mexico too. But I didn't really want to fuck with you like that steve, thanks.
Speaker 3:so fucking, I find a little secluded spot, secluded spot on a little rock somewhere. You know we're smoking about half of it guys. And, um, jesus, I look up and there's a soldier, army guy, army guy standing right over us with a AK-47. Ooh, ooh, about as big as him, he looked like he could barely carry the fucking shit, like he was dragging this shit along the fucking sand or some shit, and they don't speak no English.
Speaker 2:I mean, let's just be honest, no fucking English, you guys. The actual Mexicans aren't really that tall, they're not they're not. They're just simply not in terms of height and average.
Speaker 3:they're not tall this nigga was an average bill. All right, because or?
Speaker 1:maybe I don't fucking know he had an AK fucking shit.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's all I saw. That's all I saw, but hold that thought cause we gotta take a break.
Speaker 1:And we're back. So back to this amazing story, Sam.
Speaker 2:So we got little man.
Speaker 3:AK-47 standing over, standing over us. We get up off the rock. We're like fuck, what the fuck? So then we see the police guy come up behind him and he's got a big guy and he's got this vest that says policia on it and he's got his little badge hanging and he's like you, espanol. I'm like, oh my god, my heart is dropping right, my heart is dropping.
Speaker 3:I'm freaking the fuck out, right, I'm freaking out inside and so I'm like listen, I. I immediately start with I'm so sorry. I only like we only have this much like this, was it? There's? We have nothing else. Like we will leave. Like we didn't know that this was illegal, blah, blah, blah. So he's like he's looking at me. He's like he's like so we're gonna go to jail. He's like we go to jail and I book you. And I was like no, no, no, I was like, so I started to really fuck up. I'm like no, no, no, that's not necessary. Like, please. And he's like so he stops me, as I'm like and he's like you, espanol, yes, at this point, you know I'll be whatever the fuck you want me to be. So, yeah, yes, I'm espanol and he's like espanol. Um, so I'm like my mom never taught me. She never taught me the language.
Speaker 2:No, she, you know Dan while they know they're full of shit.
Speaker 4:But she's telling my story. My mom never taught me, that's my story.
Speaker 3:He's like I was like Pequeño, pequeño. He was like listen. He's like start, they started off he starts speaking English right away.
Speaker 3:They started out no his shit was still broken. I felt like I was, you know when you're. In that moment I felt like I was literally begging for my life for 45 minutes, like legitimately begging for my life for 45 minutes. And so they started off at a thousand. Y'all started off at a thousand and I was like a steep, like a hundred dollars. I was like I'll give you a hundred dollars and he's like your time was less than my hair.
Speaker 4:I don't think it's true.
Speaker 3:I think they 500 to whatever we had in our wallets as well as, which was about 300. So they took our cash or whatever they thought was valuable on us and, um yeah, jury, even after they stole everything, he's like still making me profusely beg.
Speaker 4:I'm like, please, please, please, so he'd get a blow job literally after he's like he's hoping he could get that.
Speaker 3:I want you to go back in coco bongo, have a drink and hell nigga, you took my money. I was like you, buying right, okay, okay, okay, literally like you know, whatever, whatever to give us like thank you, senor, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3:I'm running, running back in the car. At this point it had broken down, pouring rain on like ever. There's really no one around now. It poured rain, so I'm I make it back inside cocobongo and they grab us because they don't saw the cops fucking with us. So they start to strip search us and they're like we smell weed. We smell, oh my god, it wasn't over, it was literally not over, and so I'm just like leave us alone. You just you just got fucking. You don't fucking have anything anymore. Like leave us the fuck alone, so fucking security.
Speaker 2:I know what happens here, but I don't give a fuck it's a good scam.
Speaker 4:So I've read like oh yeah, it happens in like all the time yeah they pretend to be cops so that they can just rob you for whatever money you have and it could be probably yes but no, this was not, these weren't pretend cops.
Speaker 3:These were legit fucking cops and the mexican system is so corrupted you
Speaker 3:guys and how fucked up I felt after being robbed was like, was like so traumatic. And so we're outside waiting for the uber. Because, you know, I didn't say no fucking coco bongo, of course not. I just wanted to get the fuck back to the resort, which was already so so to me, and to get me. But fucking, I was like we gotta get back to the fucking resort, so we get back to. We're waiting for the uber and some guy will walk up to us and be like you got I was so fucking upset.
Speaker 3:I got back to the resort, I had literally six shots immediately. I was like right now. I took that shit Like a G six shots. I don't went down to my little pool, I was like Jose, jose, anybody, anybody, you guys, anybody that could speak english around this fucking resort. I don't caught and I was like I was robbed I was fucking robbed this is what I was.
Speaker 3:I was literally jumping waves on the beach by myself. This one white guy, this one white guy was in the pool. I was like you, american. I was like I was robbed.
Speaker 5:I was just robbed. He was like, he was like damn really I was like you.
Speaker 3:We're just jumping and get literally. He was like he was like he was like it happens all the time here. It's a corrupt system. Yeah, I just could not believe. I just felt so fucked up and violated after that shit.
Speaker 2:I'm laughing at your pain, but I do feel bad for you at the same time.
Speaker 3:It was so bad, and then I already felt like I had to watch my back at the resort. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4:It just got to the point.
Speaker 3:So Mexico is just not. I would not recommend mexico if you do not speak spanish. Or you know what, if I didn't smoke, maybe that wouldn't be an issue.
Speaker 2:Right, because yeah we had.
Speaker 3:There was tons of other couples at the resort. This was a couple's resort. There was a lot of weddings. Um, I crashed my first wedding, which was so much fun. I was literally like on the dance floor requesting songs, eating cake, drinking their fucking pictures with them literally like fucking wait I'm sorry, like I don't know them forever congratulations.
Speaker 5:I was like, I was like put on.
Speaker 3:No, no, no no, no no we're skipping by this too much we're skipping by this too much that was the best, you guys, I definitely recommend, if you can crash a wedding it was just a cute little beach wedding and, like I said, we had made friends with so many couples in the store.
Speaker 3:A lot of people were there getting married, um. We befriended two couples that were getting married, um, and one of them we had actually seen their real wedding and that was really sweet. We were literally on the sidelines when she was walking out, like you look beautiful girl, you look, you look gorgeous. And I'm like at the bar taking shots, like I'm never gonna get married, having my little moment. But, um, it was still really cute and I got fast.
Speaker 3:I was like all right girl, go ahead. But um, the other one, I had unclogged our reception, this is the one that we had. We had a crash. You know, we were just having to be walking. I was like oh shit. So we walked over. You know we're like, congratulations, we done. Started eating. Um, they had some cake, they had some, uh, food out. We got some of their liquor because they had the premium liquor package was that food better than that was provided, that was provided at the resort.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there was really only two restaurants at the resort that I was really fucking went, fucking went for food, food wise jamaica is oh a1.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the food was way better.
Speaker 3:In jamaica, the food was way better but I ain't gonna front yo.
Speaker 2:I I've been hearing that mexico is overrated I've never had the desire to go.
Speaker 3:I think it was gorgeous, but like I said if I hadn't smoked, yeah, maybe I would have been able to enjoy my time more, but I find that I really don't want to be at a place like I. I will say the trip ended absolutely amazing. Even with all of that shit that had happened to me, I had a really, really good time. Um, I went um, fucking um, which I will never recommend. Anyway. I went to this adventure park, explore adventure, which was a nighttime um, zip lining uh place at night and um, oh, that sounds amazing it was, uh, the cars.
Speaker 3:It was the cars, the atv cars, and it was a river swim and a cenote swim. Which was my favorite part of the whole trip was swimming in the cenote and all the water. I could have been in there the whole fucking time it's like an underwater cave, it's like water and it's a built-in underwater system this is usually the most prettiest thing I'd ever seen, and the waterfall was all around it.
Speaker 3:The zip lining shit was not only terrifying, it was a workout. I didn't know that you had to go down all seven lines once you start one about that what are you talking about? Yeah, you don't get to just stop. You don't get to just stop. I didn't know that I if someone had told me I was about to be hiking 10, 10 20 miles to get on there.
Speaker 5:What did you think you were doing the thing?
Speaker 3:and you now, mind you, they don't show me a 30 second video. Then they're like all right, here's your harness, like a harness, meet on up. I felt insecure, I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. They're like lean back, cross your legs and here I am going like it was going so fast. I'm like, oh my god, please, please, please. I'm closing my eyes. I, everyone knows I I love, like I love an adventure, but this was this was too much.
Speaker 2:This was too much, so you should have came with us in jamaica. You should have came with us?
Speaker 3:did it always stop like yes, I felt like my tooth was about to knock the fuck out of my fucking face, like as fast as they break you, and that's the part that I didn't like.
Speaker 2:I could get down, doesn't have that kind of resistance. You can go through that fucker I was like ziplining is check.
Speaker 3:I did it. Just like snorkeling check. I did it. Never again. I'm good on both activities. I like the ground. Um, I'm sorry I love ziplining I was good the explore part was too much it was too much and we did it in the middle of the night and it was just. It was too.
Speaker 3:It was too much going on for my first time that's a lot, that's a lot um, but a lot of our excursions were cut short because of the hurricane, so that kind of sucked, but other than that, did you get reimbursed for any of those things which we did? We got our money back I had a nice beach massage. I never had him, uh, on the beach. I never had a massage on the beach before and that was. I would have probably felt that was, but I would have if this white drunk guy wasn't uh drunk and coming over and being obnoxious like how much is your is this is it good does?
Speaker 3:it feel good. I was like dude, if you don't get the fuck out of here, you know because you're trying. And then the workers they just thought it was so funny and they didn't speak any english, so they kept laughing and they weren't recovering from it and I'm like this is my fucking massage so how much you want to bet?
Speaker 2:they fucking understand everything that's going on uh.
Speaker 4:So, uh, other than that the trip was good like uh, other than that I give the trip honestly, I feel, like getting robbed.
Speaker 3:I needed to knock it down a couple more points, a whole fucking lot, and then the food, like, but I don't want to knock it down like that because it was. It was still a great fucking time so it sounds like it's a six not even. I'm gonna give it an eight and a half. Oh, that's good. What's bad?
Speaker 2:wait, I think we have a far different uh leveling system because the eight and a half sounds like steven, you need to go, but everything you described is steven.
Speaker 3:You need to stay the fuck away. You can stay away from smoking, and, and you're not like that.
Speaker 4:I feel like you're not like that. I think I've missed my time of going me personally, uh, cancun, like college ages, like in my 20s, to go to spring break.
Speaker 2:I don't think she's talking about that, though you can still go, you can still go.
Speaker 3:Cancun is known for their beaches, or tulum might be the most beautiful it's didn't really have as the reason I didn't travel out to tulum because I was going to stay in tulum might be the most beautiful, didn't really have as the reason I didn't travel out to tulum because I was going to stay in tulum for the week. But the reason I didn't travel out to tulum is because it's a jungle and there's nothing there so.
Speaker 4:But me, I'm saying I've never had much of a desire for mexico, but when I was younger I wanted to go to spring bay. Yeah, spring bay, cancun.
Speaker 2:I'm too old now because we grew up on mtv.
Speaker 4:Yeah, exactly now.
Speaker 3:I'm too old to go down and check where the party was downtown in cancun but, like, like I said, I was in costa mojeras, it was resort beach life, it wasn't. I had to travel about 45 minutes to where they would have downtown cancun where the party was.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because even when I went to puerto rico now they have like a strip, la placitas it was like mad young. I was like yeah, which we didn't even.
Speaker 3:We didn't even do. Coco banca was on the strip and, like I said, we don't want to strip one time we got fucked we're good we didn't even go back at nighttime to check it out I'm glad you made it literally so when I tell you I was happy to be back in america, um, I and I, when I took my first hit, when I got back in new york you said and I taste like freedom.
Speaker 2:I was like oh my god, he's like this tastes like america.
Speaker 3:He's like this is what freedom tastes like I literally was on the beach like terrified, terrified, that they are gonna pop up and be like we got you and I go up right, I'm.
Speaker 2:I'm actually more shocked by you that you're willing to go through those lengths to go to jail it was a lot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was a lot. I'm a writer that means, you love your job too I said I came back, I said to non I was like he would have got me out, but he was like brit. I told you he said it happened to him three times.
Speaker 2:Oh god yo they don't fuck around down there. Yo he got robbed down in mexico it's not a joke, it's not the same down there. It's a completely different life. I was trying to get him to cash shop him.
Speaker 3:He was like I'm not cash shopping. He was like you don't run out. But yeah, it's a thing, guys.
Speaker 1:So if you want to go to.
Speaker 3:Mexico. You want to plan something in Mexico. Just be careful.
Speaker 2:All right, thanks Britt. Thank you, britt. All right, thanks, brit. Thank you, brit. That was a great fuck. I honestly, I didn't expect it to go. I didn't expect the robbery. I did not expect that. I was thoroughly fucking shocked.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was thoroughly the one thing I was scared of happening when I went to mexico happened, so it was, but you made it back. So I made it back am I right, I wasn't could you? Imagine me in fucking mexican jail you wouldn't last a day. I wouldn't last two hours I wouldn't even last like a second like literally take me out no way like I'm gonna hang myself right now.
Speaker 4:I don't know, what y'all?
Speaker 3:talk about I can't understand nothing. Yeah, that's scary. That's scary, that's what happened and everybody had guns. They're driving through the town. Like I said, we had to drive 45 minutes anywhere and like literally everybody had guns. There were checkpoints and if they didn't like you, they'd be like yeah, pull over.
Speaker 4:Remember I told you about puerto rico when we got stranded and I called 9-1-1, they hung up on. So it is scary because we got stranded in the car. So I was like girl, I'm about to call 911. And she's like and I was like no, there was like. I was like no, there's like okay, bye.
Speaker 3:I was like they said American, he said okay, bye.
Speaker 5:I was like we're both really in trouble.
Speaker 2:The only experience I've ever had outside of the country was in Canada, and that's when I was overly fucking drunk and I fucking fell and smacked my head on the fucking concrete. Damn. Steve Mike had to hoist me up, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:They were like they pulled over and they were like look at it and they're like don't play that over. And they were like looking and they're like hey, our he's like. Luckily our hotel was like you can't even go to canada. Huh, if you have a dwi or anything, you can't even go to canada.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I did not.
Speaker 3:No yeah, no, they don't play with alcohol. No, we talked the shop out of that they're like no, we're going.
Speaker 2:He's like our hotel is like right over there, which it was like. Our hotel was like right next door, pretty much.
Speaker 4:So all right, y'all, I've gotten lucky, but uh, yeah if you like this episode, make sure you like this episode, make sure you subscribe, make sure you share, make sure you comment down below everything is minority, plus one podcast I receive what an amazing show this is.
Speaker 2:Uh, it's a great show. I knew this was gonna be a fun one. I knew it, and I just want to say one last disclaimer, one last disclaimer also. I just want to say again thank you to all the listeners, thank you to all the watchers, thank you to everybody who filled in for britney, thank you to producer bae, thank you to e, thank you to each uh and again, welcome back, brit. And in wrapping up, I'm your host, steven, I'm Sam Crystal Spirny and, as always, please stereotype responsibly.
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