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Beards & The Bizarre Web
Ever wondered how a goatee could spark a lively debate? Join us on the latest episode of the Minority Plus One Podcast, where Steve’s journey to re-growing his goatee leads to a hilarious face-off with Sam about facial hair preferences. We also address Britney’s busy schedule, give a shout-out to our loyal listener Leo, and dissect some of the most bizarre internet stories that you won’t believe are real. Plus, we want to hear from you – what are your thoughts on facial hair?
Our conversation takes a reflective turn as we explore the impact millennials have had on internet culture. From academic tool to entertainment hub, the internet’s evolution has had far-reaching effects on society, especially younger generations who are smart but often socially awkward. We share our frustrations and feelings of generational misplacement, reminiscing about Joe Budden's music career, and discuss the growing acceptance of interests like anime and video games. This episode is a nostalgic trip down memory lane with a touch of humor and personal insight.
We also dive into personal grooming, self-acceptance, and societal pressures. Comparing celebrity beard styles, we talk about the challenges of achieving a desired look and emphasize embracing your natural features. The debate heats up as we tackle Lizzo's weight loss and body positivity, explore authenticity in public figures, and reflect on societal behavior and accountability. We wrap up by honoring the legacies of entertainment legends who have recently passed away, celebrating their impactful careers and contributions. Tune in for an episode filled with laughs, debates, and heartfelt tributes.
Damn nigga. What the fuck are you holding your breath for no cause? Now you two get to gang up on me.
Speaker 1:The fuck you want, woo I wasn't even doing it.
Speaker 2:The fuck you weren't. You was.
Speaker 3:Everybody that I knew from the go. I know hoes. That was right where they knew they was from. Like it, you sounded like a game show host.
Speaker 2:This is the Minority Plus One Podcast.
Speaker 1:Chill Plus One Podcast Cheer up.
Speaker 2:What's going on, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's the king of the half-refits, it's Oreo. We are back once again podcasting to you and, as always, to my left, we got my co-host darling. Tell them who are you. It's Sam Crystal, and I'm your host, steve. And this is the minority plus one podcast, chill, chill. So again, guys, we apologize for missing a week, but you know, uh, it's been a hell of a past couple weeks. It's been hard, so to be consistent.
Speaker 3:It's been hard um britney's out.
Speaker 2:She'll be back, hopefully next week where she's been all kinds of bending yeah, her job. Plus she got curvation, curvention, curvention same thing no, but that's fine.
Speaker 3:Hey, first of all, I'm still plugging. I appreciate you. By the way, do you guys see britney? I wish she was here because she bullied your ass into growing your goatee bag okay.
Speaker 2:So, sam, I want you to understand something. And also, this is also for uh, leo, because I did see the comments. Leo, thank you, as always. Oh, yeah, uh, our honorary fifth member. Uh, yeah, technically fifth, cults, cults the fourth. So our honorary fifth member, oh, and also leo. Oh, slight disclaimer, uh, also leo, since you've been so loyal and you always show love and all this other stuff. Like you really are consistent. Uh, I want to make it a thing for the, our awesome supporter. Yeah, for the in the comments. Uh, dude, if you ever want to be on the show, just let us know for sure. Like whole episode. Yeah, you know, we do the google meets and the zoom. So, in the comments, dude, if you ever want to be on the show, just let us know For sure. Like whole episode.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know, we do the Google meets and the Zoom.
Speaker 2:So I know you're out in.
Speaker 3:Queens somewhere, so that would be awesome.
Speaker 2:So hey, let us know, man and Sam. Now back to the goatee. And I had to mention Leo real quick. I did this on purpose.
Speaker 3:Why is that, steve? You, um, I did this on purpose. Why is that, steve? You said you weren't gonna do it. You were gonna keep it off because everybody else wants you to grow it back and you wanted to be defiant. Hold on defiant one in the room sam, that's what you when I told you I'm an asshole.
Speaker 2:Did you believe me? Or you're like I've?
Speaker 3:been. We've been friends for a long time. I know that you can be a whole of an ass okay, I'm going full asshole full hairy asshole I'm talking gaping sasquatch, gaping asshole, those poor assholes out there.
Speaker 2:I did this just to see if you'd say something yo real fast.
Speaker 3:Okay, go ahead. I was about to say rottencom, remember that website there wasa picture of a guy who stuck A jar of peanut butter and jelly up his ass.
Speaker 2:And they showed the pictures. I told you I saw the One guy one cup back in the day.
Speaker 3:Wait, there's one guy one cup, like there's two girls one cup and now there's one guy one cup. So wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 2:So a guy shits in a cup and eats his own shit. He took that up a notch. He stuck the glass up his ass. Then the glass broke in his ass and then he was blowing shards of glass and blood was leaking out of his ass and he ate it. I didn't make it, oh hell, no, okay, can I okay? So, but back to my story.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah so you can. I want to let that marinate for you. Let that I gotta get back to you. All right, sorry, can I get a?
Speaker 2:single screen because I want everybody to see this. You're asshole uh, yes, me. And peak asshole now blinking all right, sorry since we need content and I'm trying to get people to start, you know, commenting. I want the comments. I want the comments to let me know. Do you prefer me really and I'm being dead serious, leo already got your answer Do you prefer me like this or without the goatee? Now I wanted a little something, just you know, because now they have last week's episode, they compare it with this week's episode.
Speaker 3:We've been talking about it for like two weeks Now.
Speaker 2:I'm letting you all know. The only reason why this is here is because I was lazy.
Speaker 3:It's gone, not nigga because you. It's gone, clearly. No, it's gone. You etched that shit up. I could see the lines I did I did so that ain't so that ain't like. I just grew this and I woke up and I didn't edge it up. This, this ain't no anthony hamilton beard, okay, no, you fully edged that shit up sam, it's gone.
Speaker 2:I'm going to because everybody wants it. I just want to give you a taste, and now I'm taking it. For what?
Speaker 3:now you just gotta give yourself fucking ingrow hairs and craters for doing all that. Now you're gonna look like the fucking so enjoy this, everybody enjoy.
Speaker 2:First off, if you saw it, don't spoil it. I didn't watch it. Okay, I heard it was good really good, because I'm scared. It's not I heard it was good okay as a sequel.
Speaker 3:I heard it was okay. I'm scared it's not so but that's besides the point now shout out to me, you can take me off the full screen cult.
Speaker 2:So now you guys just let me know but I'm just letting you know regardless that I'm doing. See, here's the thing. I always keep trying to tell people this kind of shit. Now imagine if everybody's like nah, we actually like you better the other way. You were right. I'd have no choice to not have hair, no, to have hair if it was like you know what? Steve, you were right, steve, everybody keeps telling you the same thing.
Speaker 3:You know what answer you're about to get I don't okay, and plus I needed content.
Speaker 2:I was like you know what I want to see if she says something it's the first thing you said so now, yeah, so let me know, let us know, but either way it's gone because I told you I'm an asshole, so until you accept me the other way, he said pussy repellent.
Speaker 3:No hair. Make sure the pussy just doesn't it. They turn their necks to me um, back to the gaping asshole shards, glass, blood, poop thing.
Speaker 2:Okay, that settled it. He didn't eat it. He didn't. Sam, I told you I didn't make it that far.
Speaker 3:Okay, this is my theory, and this is about to get really dark, when we see two girls one cup, when we see these really sick things, I think these are sex trafficked people yo, because I can't think anybody in their right fucking mind would do this like, like I. I try to find, I try to get an update on the two girls one cups because I'm like for sure one of them died.
Speaker 3:I think so. I know I've had so many conflicting articles, see, like one said one died, one said one still lives in brazil. The other one still lives in brazil in poverty still after doing that fucking video that you know it's so many conflicting things. I just think that these people are. It's like a snuff film. You know what a snuff film is right?
Speaker 2:I know it by name, but I've never watched one.
Speaker 3:No, it's illegal. You can't, because it's not. Film is porn sex. And then they murdered them after, or cut off their legs or cut off an arm Cut off their head. Isn cut off an arm, cut off their head? Isn't that like a form of?
Speaker 2:horror movies. Um torture porn is what you're talking about. Oh look, I didn't know. Like I don't watch that shit.
Speaker 3:I don't like that shit so well that's what they call certain horror movies Like, like saw that's what I'm saying, hostile. Cause they're basically saying could it's like child pornography? You get caught that shit, you're going to the feds, that's it, because they murder people after. Okay, yeah, so I I just think that's what this is. I'm sorry I got dark, but that's what I think that was. They fucking killed that nigga after him, it wasn't.
Speaker 2:I don't think who wakes up?
Speaker 3:in the morning. I know there's sick people, I know I can't wrap my mind Around sick people, but like who thinks? Like you know what, I'm gonna stick a glass On my ass and then I'm gonna lick the shards of blood and feces out my ass.
Speaker 2:I'm like who the fuck? You gotta remember.
Speaker 3:But who lives?
Speaker 1:And I told you you know, if you mess With your rectum right, there's so many ways you could die through your fucking rectum, so you're risking your life for a kink?
Speaker 3:no, this is this is the reason why I'm not. I don't care.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, it wasn't this man was fully because he was balding. Sam, how'd you know he was balding?
Speaker 2:he had the george jefferson sam, I promise you right now all types of agents. This was just a disturbed man who got off on that shit, who was into some freaky shit that's not freaky. Here you go, no no, I'm gonna give you some shit that, ladies, you won't believe, but there's a lot of men who have died by hanging oh yeah, that's true while jerking off.
Speaker 3:Oh, good example one of my favorite movies kill bill, the guy who played bill. That's how he died. Yeah, people, they found him in a closet with his pants down with a, with a, with a belt around his neck.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, all right. Well, I don't know if that was murder no, no, it wasn't it's self, it's self-affixiation.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, no, I'm just saying what you're talking about, right?
Speaker 2:no, I'm saying there's guys who just like to, while they're hanging, jerk off self-affixiation yes yes, yes, all right.
Speaker 3:So again, that shit is super dangerous. Man, who the fuck mad people die for that? So who the fuck?
Speaker 2:I don't know. You tell me you got a dick you.
Speaker 3:You get the air cut off. You're like boing. This shit turned to rock is.
Speaker 2:It's like I don't know, sam, again, again, who, who are any of us to know how people need to get and imagine? And now, mind you, sam, this is, this is this is why I was trying to tell you before we started that I, you know what we failed everybody, our generation our internet millennials how the? Millennials failed. We really fucked up.
Speaker 2:I want, I just want this, I know we didn't right all right, I'm just gonna have to use hip-hop right now. I remember when the drug seller music we're going against the drug user music yeah, we talked about this and we have talked about that where it was like you know what? At least we were selling the drugs. Y'all the motherfuckers taking doing it. You're the addicts, you're the addicts, not us, right?
Speaker 2:haha? That's why y'all be popping off, and now I'm just gonna get out the way. I don't know. I'm sure you already have rips, we you, so we already know. Yeah, well, that's coming up later. Yeah, but how many of these rappers are od'ing constantly? This is not mind you guys.
Speaker 3:But what's it? No, no, no. What does the internet have to do with that?
Speaker 2:well, no, no because, sam, we've made this shit too fun. It is really fun to get high, we're all. We can all admit that. We all, like you know. If you like drinking, if you like getting drunk sam, at one point you enjoyed getting drunk, I did.
Speaker 3:That's a form of intoxication but there was a majority of wrong reasons why I enjoyed that it doesn't matter, but it's now.
Speaker 2:It wasn't really something that you look forward to you can now you're not gonna sit there.
Speaker 3:You know, I've never been a huge drinker, though sam, I have seen you fucking knock them back. That's such bullshit. Now you're dragging it. I've never knocked them back.
Speaker 2:Okay, come on, come on, but all right so here's the way, sam, come on now you're dragging, but so, but for people like me you really drink, though I'm saying compared to what?
Speaker 3:no, back then, yeah, compared to what you guys used to do, I used to drink, but you guys used to get fucked up throwing out of bars I never got that one bar oh well, I'm talking about our group of friends yes, sam, and that's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2:so we, I guess, I guess, I guess we kind of just got a little lucky, because when social media, like, like when Facebook was in everybody's hand, you know before, you know, like everybody just was at the club, just on their phone, Not what they're doing now. Yeah, like what they're doing now, as opposed to when we were in there. It was we were just dancing and, yeah, you had had a couple phones in your face, but you didn't mind.
Speaker 3:Gone. We talked about it Gone. Gone are the days. I want you to understand the gap.
Speaker 2:Within 15 years, yeah.
Speaker 3:I know, totally different.
Speaker 2:Of how fucking fast it flipped. And this is the reason why I say that Our generation failed, because it started with millennials. We should have saw it coming. It was foretold that something was gonna happen and it no, because Sam foretold that something was going to happen and no, because sam. We always blame everything. We go generation by generation by generation. Well, this generation fucked up here. This generation, millennials have to realize where they fucked up, and they fucked up the internet. Now I fucked up, we made sam. The reason why those fucking videos two girls one cup, one guy one cup, all this other shit, the reason why that shit started happening, is because shit started blowing up when youtube came out like you used to be able to see that shit on youtube, those things were getting 50 million views at a time, like at times like who cares why they're doing it, they're doing it, okay.
Speaker 2:So for that reason you're saying that so, since we we knew this, we knew it we said do you remember back in the day, when anybody had a fucking camera, the shit, how you would switch? You'd be like, yeah, you know what, and I just want to put this out there, thank you. We made an entire fucking acronym, I think I used that word right World star, we Built the internet.
Speaker 2:We built the internet For bullshit, when it was originally to share Academic reasons. We took something that Should have Completely tooken the civilization To the next level. We are in the information age and we are stupider, and I'm pretty sure that's not a word, but I'm gonna use it. Stupider is a word, is it, than ever we are dumb, it's better to say we're dumber than ever.
Speaker 3:I think stupider is a new, newer word. These kids are stupid.
Speaker 2:No, they're smart as fuck no, no, no, no, no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no hold on, let me say it, you've been, you've been talking. Let me just say this don't stop me mid rolling. All right, I'm not talking, in a sense like I'm talking about articulate. They can't speak okay.
Speaker 3:So these being around kids, these kids are really really smart. Really smart because, like you said, the information era, but they're socially awkward as fuck. They don't know how to speak, they don't know how to order things, they don't know how to speak to people, they don't know how to socialize. Yeah, but, as far as dumb, no, I think they're smarter than ever. Actually I they're just socially awkward as fuck. So they come off as hold on to me dumb or delayed.
Speaker 2:I okay, all right, maybe dumb was a strong word, but you catch my drift. That's my only thing and that's our fault no, nigga, I ain't raising these niggas. Fuck them kids as much as I still don't like the younger kid, I still don't like you, I don't, I don't. First off, I realized you know what, you know what it was. I realized I again we talked about I wasn't supposed to be born in this generation. I should have. I should have been 38 in like the 80s yo for real.
Speaker 3:I feel like I should have been born in the 80s.
Speaker 2:I should have been born in the 60s, I would have been thriving. You know what, yo? You know what reminds me of that is a joe budden bar he said I don't belong here.
Speaker 2:Dad, fuck mom in the wrong year. Oh, that's actually a hard one. Like um over. Uh, wrong ears. Wait, hold on wrong peers a month amongst niggas with wrong ears, all fashion. It's like everybody's gone queer. Yeah, oh yeah, it's off anti. He's like be clear, I ain't gonna keep front and you can dislike me. I'm not here to pretend. Um, it's like something's not. You can judge me, but you know I don't lie. I told you in the first two bars I was anti and like that's one of my favorite joe button songs of all time called anti off uh my favorite line is baby girl, you hot, but your girlfriend's not.
Speaker 2:Yeah well actually no, I actually took one of his bars and made it better that's the hardest one yo shout out to joe button for finally getting your gold. Yeah, wait, don't mock him for that. Why is that funny?
Speaker 3:I was saying like I was laughing because like that shit really went gold in 2024. It took a long listen. I'm not mad at that, I don't got gold, nothing. I'm just saying it's funny that we're low-key calling the song, but it just went gold. Shout out to joe bud shout out man.
Speaker 2:I mean, I still don't like you anymore because you know, honestly, he was one of the ones that hurt my feelings. What'd he do? I don't know. He flipped. You know what it was. You think he got Hollywood or something. I don't think he did.
Speaker 3:I mean he making more money.
Speaker 2:I mean I get that, but you know, let the man cook. I still love his music, he still makes music. No, I would not listen to New Joe, but you are still in my top 10. I'm never going to argue that he was my second favorite rapper at one point.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, oh, oh. What's another word? Hold on, hold on. I'm thinking of something. He says In the song it's on oh it's like, oh we be you what you doing, you doing to do it and put me like doing, like, oh, that was hard, that was hard, no, honestly, I honestly, uh, I actually, honestly, I actually took one of his shit, mommy, I took his shit.
Speaker 2:Jump Off, yeah oh, with Busta Rhymes.
Speaker 3:Well, that's what he referred to himself is Jump Off Joe Budden. Wait, what's that song he did with Busta Rhymes? There's some hoes in this house.
Speaker 2:Oh, like that drool in this house. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I forgot that song.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I forgot, I forgot that song, yeah, but gotta do like yeah, yeah, yeah, the girl's like just that song, just all right. Uh, hold that thought cuz we gotta take a break and we're back, so Want to get to Minority support. Sure, alright. So minority support Is the segment we do when we read Listeners Comments and questions.
Speaker 2:And I take them personal.
Speaker 3:Last week's episode. What was last week's called Producer Ray, can you pull it up? Geek talk, geek talk. Well, two weeks ago, ten days ago actually. Again, we apologize, last week's episode. Uh, what was last week's call producer may be pulled up. Uh, geek talk. Well, two weeks ago, 10 days ago actually yeah, we again, we apologize.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, guys, it's hard. It's hard. Life is life, be life. And it's hard.
Speaker 3:I promise you guys, we will be back on a week to week, yeah remember you guys, just check out our youtube minority plus one podcast, um, our guy leo. He says sam, I feel you on the shame. I was ashamed for liking anime, video games and other game of um video games, any other genre of music that was not rap or hip-hop, shit, still shit. Sorry, shit stays with you. It's a different type of trauma and sorry because I got something in my way in my reading vision.
Speaker 3:But, um, yeah, yo, last week I talked about just like getting kind of made fun of and bullied for the things I like and the things that I still enjoy to this day that I am way more comfortable expressing. I think all of us are more people than not have like the exact same things I like. People that I'm sure made fun of me, that I can't remember, you know, like the same things I that I liked as a kid. Now it's cool because it's cool, it's stupid anyway. Um, he also puts you want a word, brit? How about bendeja? I love you because britney's trying to fake speak spanish now, this is terrible.
Speaker 2:She did and you know what.
Speaker 3:And shout out to you leo, that's right character and leo says I'm not puerto rican colombian, my bad dog you still my latino brother big difference, you still my brother.
Speaker 2:Big difference, sam.
Speaker 3:It is not the same no, no it's not, but you still might. We still eat beans and rice, all right, anyway, 90 of the world. Okay, but not like that. Anyway. He says steve bro, it's the age of the beard. Grow it out, get it shaped up nicely, and women get wet I don't, I dog and I told you. I told you he wants vagina repellent. He takes that shit off.
Speaker 2:Leo, you know, fuck with your dog. You know Now because you said that it's gone. Numero uno es just one. Now, mind you we know you don't want no vagina.
Speaker 3:No, because I can't grow a beard, it's not a, you don't need a. Okay, can you do the chin strap? No, I feel like.
Speaker 2:I've seen you with a chin strap before, sam. You've seen the Beanie Siegel Blotchy, nasty looking shit. Beanie gets hoes.
Speaker 3:Beanie also has a lot more money than me and it's tougher.
Speaker 2:Who Talks about Anthony Hamilton? I?
Speaker 3:love him. He can sing his ass off. I asked the audience.
Speaker 2:Who talks about anthony? What's his name again?
Speaker 3:you don't know who, anthony hamilton I know who he is.
Speaker 2:What's the song? What's the song?
Speaker 3:oh god, it's been so long and I'm here sitting on waiting on you to come, charlene, again I asked the audience to me charlene has lately heard of anthony it.
Speaker 2:What is the name of hamilton? See, he's actually a legend, bro. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3:look, I'm not trying to diss him, he can sing his ass off. Okay, remember, uh you, you remember the breakfast club. You watch the breakfast club? Yeah, remember you know donkey today when he'd be like sweet sounds of the hammer tones. You are the donkey, the guys that sing at the end. No, damn the guy. I don't know what to tell you. He got a band called the hammer tones. Oh, all right well, cool, shout out to him well, he was the first nigga that rocked the patchy joints, so that's why I brought him up, but he has been so successful with the patchy joints he's probably married with mad fucking kids.
Speaker 3:He's also like 300 times more talented than I am. I'm just saying the patchy joint, get you, get you, get you box. Look, you either gotta be the patchy joint. He get boxed like crazy. Come on, you need to be immensely talented. Look, beanie Segal got the patchy joint. He get boxed like crazy.
Speaker 2:Come on, you either need to be a Stone Cold killer gangster like Beanie Segal Stay property or you need to be flat out fucking gifted like Anthony Hamilton. I am neither. You're in between.
Speaker 3:So get a little both, you know what.
Speaker 2:Can I have a full screen again? Please Actually produce, because I want.
Speaker 3:Can I have a full screen? Please Wait before you do that. Can you Google patchy beard celebrities? Because I feel like there's more than just Anthony Hamilton and Beanie Sinko.
Speaker 1:I want my full screen before Sam Sargiaffian, wait, hold on.
Speaker 3:Those are two great fucking men that get boxed and are successful.
Speaker 2:So it goes to show you that patchy beards do not hold you back. I want the audience. Take a good look at me. Take it all in everybody. Do you see this? This is the. I am the most average. I am the most average motherfucker on the planet. Now, the only thing I might got in spades, Average Joe, Is a motherfucking personality that can skyrocket through the roof I don't know, I don't know about that nigga.
Speaker 3:I think that's what a little bit holds you back.
Speaker 2:You know no I'm gonna acquire taste and sometimes I say the wrong. No, a lot of times I say the wrong shit at the wrong time doesn't sound like a great personality. No, that's a great personality. It's just wrong timing. Don't mistake personality for timing. Okay, get back.
Speaker 3:All right, patches, keep talking.
Speaker 2:So all I'm saying is is that Sam yes, I know my lane I look fucking stupid like that.
Speaker 3:I've never seen it, so I don't know. Sam you have, have I really you have?
Speaker 2:You just don't pay attention. Did I clown you? You didn't clown me, okay, so then you wasn't bad. No, sam you.
Speaker 3:I would have clowned you a little bit like come on, dog, no, come on patch adams come on it's you notice.
Speaker 2:You don't understand, like you notice things in extremes. So you notice the goatee or the removal of or the removal of. But if I were to do that, sam, if I did not do anything for this for two weeks, you would not notice. So it's not even that patchy is what you're saying it is sam it is. It's very patchy, it's fucking ugly, it's stupid the reason why you really have rarely seen it, sam, is because I would at least try to edge it up.
Speaker 3:But now, I think you would look weird with a beard. Anyways, I think maybe just a chin strap, if you.
Speaker 2:I can not do it and I'm not dominican, no no, you're, you're esteban, you're puerto rican adjacent. Look, we had this discussion before the podcast starts I you know what I am mad at the spanish women now first of all okay, so you really can't all through fucking high school for like the first half of the year?
Speaker 3:no, okay. So what about like cutting? What about just the mustache?
Speaker 2:I would look first off. Andrew schultz has, uh, the mustache game on the porn stash, you mean he's got that shit on lock right now he got, does he?
Speaker 3:have it curled up. No.
Speaker 2:No, he's got the fucking Mario going right now. I love that, so that's his territory. I call it a porn stash. That's his territory. Yeah, that's not mine, okay.
Speaker 3:So no, the goat is yours, the goat is you, you're the goat, the goat is for you, the beard the goat.
Speaker 2:I look like a fucking 90s movie producer. I don't like it. I don't mind it With the goat. I've had it fucking down crazy long I know, yeah, you kind of do a ZZ. Top beard or something I can pull off, whatever I do. Sam ZZ Top have full bushes, oh that's true, so you're going to have to do the nigga from the only person you can mention is like tech nine.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, he has a good goat, but the nigga from um, the nigga that does that fucking scorpion king song, I stand alone inside no, that was um, there you go yeah, that was I like that fucking movie yo the first one, king with the rock.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was. That wasn't bad that shit was.
Speaker 3:No, it was actually really bad, but I loved it as a kid oh yo, I like that shit, yeah, of course. Yeah, the sorceress, I fucking whacked it.
Speaker 3:Wow, thank you, steve, once I like, okay, I'm on, by the way, not trying to get off on. You know, I am fat as fuck, right? So I'm trying to lose like weight and I, once I lose it, I want to lose 30 pounds, 40 pounds. I'm fat as shit. Y'all, y'all, y'all could probably tell from here, you see all the next to chins. It doesn't mean I ain't cute stuff, however, fucking house however, no, I I'm a you know a con.
Speaker 3:Nah. Nah, I'm a double wide. Anyway, listen, single wide. Nah, I feel like I'm a little house. I'm a fucking whale, okay you know what?
Speaker 2:you're more like a boxable a boxable. What the fuck is that a little foldable homes you'll see nah, I'm bigger than that.
Speaker 3:Nah, they're really. I feel like more. I want to be a dog house. That's how small I'm trying to be, but anyway, listen, listen, you got me once I get right. That's one of the cosplays. I'm a dude, thank you. See, that was a good idea. I totally forgot about her, because I always think of a noxuna moon from the mummy yeah but that's like all body paint and I ain't got the titties for that.
Speaker 3:Okay, these titties they go down, uh, they go down with love though gravity, they real. So they down here. But anyway, listen, there is a body suit that I found, though that has the markings like it's supposed to look, like you're naked. I was thinking about doing that cosplay, but, damn, I didn't think about the sources from from, uh, the scorpion king. Anyway, you, you're gonna get a godsmack dude beard. You should have his beard. Nah, producer, babe, could you did you look up the um patchy beard?
Speaker 3:celebrity men I'm pretty sure that's not gonna come up in google yeah, everything comes up in google, okay, and once you see the greats, you'll have a patchy yo, what if some freaky shit come up on here?
Speaker 2:I mean, obviously we can edit it out, but if I start saying cock and balls, I'm gonna be upset beard.
Speaker 3:Uh, I don't know. Yeah, there you go, patchy beard celebrity. See, it wouldn't be a fucking, it wouldn't be, I don't understand why we're doing it okay, okay, oh, look, fucking.
Speaker 3:Um. Okay, I want johnny depp. That's a good one, he looks good as hell. Right, there, I okay. Oh, look, robert patterson looks good, got a patchy beard. Okay, I can't even do that. First of all, keanu reeves does not have a patchy beard. That's a good beard. Um, uh, let's see Black. Can you put black man, cause Steve is? I mean, he is kind of mixed, but dang.
Speaker 2:I forgot. I can't do any of the all right, I want you to say oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 3:That's a really good one, michael B Jordan. Look at his beard. Sam, I cannot do that. You can't grow a mustache that thick.
Speaker 2:No pretty way you click on, michael b jordan sam, I'm looking at what you look at.
Speaker 1:That's a okay, this is what I'm saying, you guys don't know that ain't full? Yes, it is no, the only reason why is because he has his hair cut right here.
Speaker 2:No, it goes up, he has his chin. I cannot do that. I don't. My hair does not grow like that, it doesn't. And even if it did, even if it could, I wouldn't do that oh no, I think that looks. Drake's got a full one yes, that's why everybody was like, oh look, all I'm saying is I can't fucking do it.
Speaker 3:I'm just saying there's great men with patchy beards and you could be one of them. You could be one of them. All right, here we go. M&m, that was a good one. His shit was a little patchy.
Speaker 2:No, it wasn't, and it looks stupid.
Speaker 3:I actually like his beard on him. Makes him look younger for some reason.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, cause they do make people look younger. All I'm saying is Some people have weird faces, some people All I'm saying is we're gonna have I get it.
Speaker 3:You don't want to do the patchy.
Speaker 2:All right, fine. And then I also want you to understand, sam, is that there's certain complexions, that certain things work for.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it doesn't look good on white people. No, you see Johnny Depp, he looked good.
Speaker 2:It wasn't as patchy. Sam, you also got to understand that I'm also half black, okay, so my hair is not like you, johnny shit is straight.
Speaker 3:I'm looking at it right now.
Speaker 2:Sam, this is as short as it's gonna be it there it does shit all right.
Speaker 3:See, fine, would you get a fucking face transplant?
Speaker 2:no cool no, I meant like a beard sorry, beard transplant no, I've learned how to work with this. I don't trust people who do all that shit. That's a fucking cop out.
Speaker 3:Work with what you got it looks real bad when, when it's healing. How about this?
Speaker 2:how about just work with what the fuck you got, because we all want what we don't have.
Speaker 3:I want to be skinny, so so then enhance what you fucking do have.
Speaker 2:There's no enhancing fat you can be more, you can be more pleasant to be around. Jolly, yeah, I'm always jolly, I've been a jolly giant. Well, I didn't, and you get it. And you got men not coming at your door. See, look, it works.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what the fuck are we talking?
Speaker 2:about.
Speaker 3:No, I don't want to. No, I got to. That shit crept up. You thought you was always gonna eat. Look like this ha ha, no, you know, yeah. And then you didn't know. Metabolism slow down and hell yeah, after 35, you motherfuckers, and just heed my warning, heed thy warning, thy shall get fattest fastest.
Speaker 2:Okay, how do you feel about lizzo losing weight? It looks good, I fuck her. It looks good, fuck her.
Speaker 3:She good either way, I think it's all about being healthier.
Speaker 2:That's not why I'm saying fuck her.
Speaker 3:Just because she loses weight doesn't mean she's still not body positive, she's still a big girl.
Speaker 2:No, she's a bitch. I'm sorry, I I'm so fucked. Lizzo, sam, I stand by what I said. I told you that woman be a piece of shit because of the shit.
Speaker 3:because of the shit that she actually might have believed that, yeah, and how many people she fucked up with her wrong thinking. How is that?
Speaker 2:wrong. Body positivity is very important. Body positivity is very important, sam, but body neglect is fucking what kills, that's not what she told people to do sam that's exactly what she said love yourself and be healthy. Yeah and sometimes the healthiest thing to do is to do exactly what lizzo is doing now, and she is nowhere near as vocal as she was when she was.
Speaker 3:She got bullied like a motherfucker. She never said be fat, oh well, she never said that. She never said be fat, stay fat. Hey, fatty, go eat some more cheese. Fatty, go eat some more chocolate. Fatty, get nice and fat. She never said any of that.
Speaker 2:That's all I'm saying, yeah, she, I am so happy to see everybody's shit crumble. I've been fucking, sam. I'm telling you I have to fucking. I have to dig through the crates of our old podcast to find all this shit where I said that this would happen yeah, you did say that and now it's fucking happening.
Speaker 2:And then, oh god, oh, oh, and honestly, hey, hey, hey, to actually to most of like the people who were like, yay, go support all that. And now it's like yay, support lizzo, fuck you too. Like you are the same piece, like that's what a grifter is, sam, that's what a grifter is. It's just hopping on, whatever the popular thing that is gonna, yeah, make people feel like you're not a real piece of shit. But why is she a piece of shit? No, no, sam, what I'm telling you is that we're all pieces of shit and I don't like people who try so hard to not be a piece of shit.
Speaker 3:Truly ain't a piece of shit now, yeah they're honest people people who just stay out of trouble stay away from certain circles and you know what?
Speaker 2:they're also the same people who don't champion every fucking thing, saying go for you okay, but you just said everyone's a piece of shit sam, everybody's a little bit of a piece of shit I think people can do shitty things but I don't make you a piece of.
Speaker 3:To me, a piece of shit is abuser, a manipulator, a thief, a killer yeah.
Speaker 2:No, of course that makes you a piece of shit, but have you ever not thought about wanting to kill a motherfucker?
Speaker 3:no, you know I got violent thoughts. No, listen to me so real fast. Um, I was on tiktok and I I don't watch baddies, I think I've said it on here before I see the clips on my tiktok and one of the girls beat this girl so bad, knocked her teeth out and this part look the, this lip, busted open like like a can of biscuits. It was this big that you could see all the muscle and everything. And I thought to myself. I said I would love to have that girl who beat up, you know, who busted that girl up. I would love to have that power so that if men tried to, you know, try me or attack me. But I wouldn't want to inflict that, that much power and hurt and pain like that looks so bad on another person. I couldn't, I don't want to do that unless I have to defend myself.
Speaker 1:So I would like that power.
Speaker 3:For you know, if a man attacks me because we all know, you know violence gets women go you know it's huge, it goes unnoticed, it's a big thing. I've had violence against me as a woman. I, as that girl, I was like damn, that's some power right there. She could beat a nigga up. That's great. But like the way she did that girl I'm glad you think that on I real fast.
Speaker 3:The way she did that girl, hold on real fast. The way she did that girl was just like heartbreak. I don't want to disfigure a person, I do. No, I don't have that much hate I don't I'll fuck somebody up.
Speaker 3:Listen, I wake up and choose violence. I love violence okay, but like I don't want to disfigure or kill or really hurt anything, I am turning into a big softy like nigga. Like I can't watch animal scenes that kind of get hurt. Like we were just watching lord of the rings and that fucking horse fell on the floor and I was like ah, yeah, that is true, like I was like no, no, but sam, all right, I want you to understand.
Speaker 2:And it's all fake and I still be like I can't watch it the difference between having and acting in in these impulsive ways. That's obviously what makes you not a piece of shit, but you obviously have the thoughts what makes a person a piece of shit.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you I don't hate no one, I don't. I mean, like I could say I dislike I don't really even dislike nobody to have those thoughts. Okay, do you get what I'm saying? Okay, I'm not in an angry state in my life right now. No, no, that's, that's great. But you do have anger, of course. No, I have a temper, I have anger, I get irritated, I have mood swings like I'm not perfect. What I'm saying is I don't have the anger in me or the hate like I. I forgot I was watching something else too and I was like, damn, oh, a friend of ours, she doesn't like to go to certain things in ovni, she's from ovni. She doesn't like to go to certain things in ovni because she's still, to this day, in her mid-30s, still beefing with chicks, still fighting chicks on the street. Like me, my old, 35 year old ass, like how the fuck could you, as a grown ass woman with kids, like feel like you can't go places cause you bout to fight? That's?
Speaker 2:high school shit. Well, okay, hey again, you know, that's.
Speaker 3:I just don't have the energy to.
Speaker 2:I understand that, but you know what you've done is you've. That's the whole part of growing up Like you move. You're supposed to move out of your being a piece of shit to just knowing you are Right. I know, Hold on, Sam.
Speaker 3:Some of the actions people do is still like very elementary.
Speaker 2:Sam, that's what I'm saying. I know that. I know a piece of shit because sometimes I do elementary shit. I get that and that's why I say everybody's a piece of shit, because everybody eventually does get into something that's piece of shit. Because everybody eventually does get into something. That's piece of shit, like it doesn't make you an all-around bad person, but it does you.
Speaker 3:Everybody's a piece of shit they have it in them, yeah I don't think everybody's a piece of shit, though, but they got it in them. I think all men are pieces of shit, but hold that thought cause. You gotta take a break and we're back.
Speaker 1:Well.
Speaker 2:Sam, I used to think that all women were pieces of shit. That's fair, but I also do know that Every woman has a little piece of shit in them yeah, but men are just Sam.
Speaker 3:I mean there's, so it's so many. I could go on and on, like I mean Sam, you know what? How rapey and creepy men are like you. Do you get that from women?
Speaker 2:absolutely. Are you kidding? How and what and why? Are you serious? No one way. I'm just curious. All right, I just want to point this out, that there's a new trend apparently going on, where bitches are going into walmart and then just randomly taking their panties off in front of people. With all due respect, yeah, it's gross too not. Oh, and I also want you to understand it's always attractive women who are doing this well, because they want clout this is what I'm saying, sam.
Speaker 3:They want some oh, oh, oh f.
Speaker 2:So so so, so, so that's all I'm saying. New, oh, so, so. So when you say shit like that, see to me shit like that makes you a piece of shit. Did I say all men are pieces of shit? Yes, you did. You literally ended the last no, I feel that way.
Speaker 3:Yeah, absolutely like I listen. Thank the and I got a man circles look no, I, not, I'm saying I have a whole man, I have a loved one, I'm with a man and he is the furthest from that. I was blessed to find one man in the sea of pieces of shit men and I will never let him go Hold on, but he don't got a little bit of piece of shit in him.
Speaker 1:No, he got a no gotta.
Speaker 3:No, actually, no, like I'd be trying to fish for it too, like I'd be like so like you know how many would you want another girlfriend like I'd be trying to fish for that piece of shit. It's not in him. He was raised by his mom is wonderful. She raised a good man and, and you know what, my friend I have another friend who's older. Her son is such a good man. It's about like how you raise these moms.
Speaker 2:I understand that.
Speaker 3:It's all about like really raising your son to respect women, but um or just you know what?
Speaker 2:How about just respect in general? Fuck, respect women, all, respect All. Why don't you teach these little motherfuckers just basic respect, I agree. How?
Speaker 3:about that? Oh and manners. How about that? Oh and manners. That would be fucking nice If these niggas said excuse me, Manners, comes with respect. I know, but like Jesus, it's hit and hit. That's what I'm trying to tell y'all.
Speaker 2:We failed, we failed. We don't have kids.
Speaker 3:We don't fail shit, we failed.
Speaker 2:Our generation failed because we had these fucking kids when we had them. Yeah, you're right. Because, sam, again, this is the reason why you got fucking 40 year olds still fucking, being like I'm 40 and now I'm going to be I'm the most and all my kids are grown now and now I'm going to go out and live my best life. What's wrong with that? Only fan, what's wrong with that? All I'm saying again hey, hold on hold on hold, on hold on.
Speaker 3:What's wrong with that? No, I was going to say hey live your, live your life.
Speaker 2:Think about it she's 40, right, we're fast, we're fast Hold on. I want to finish, but are shocked when their kids turn out just as fucked up as they are.
Speaker 3:Okay, let's say they're 40, right, like you said, 40. Let's say their kid is like 20. They're divorced. They're 40. Their kid is fucking grown.
Speaker 2:What's wrong with're not gonna sit here and pretend like we're not living in a time where we see more mother and daughter rivalries than we have ever witnessed?
Speaker 3:it's not about a rivalry. It's not always about that. It's not about jealousy between mother and daughter, not all the time. My mom just didn't understand me. My mom couldn't be a mom because she didn't have a mom.
Speaker 2:Like it's Hold on, sam. I come from that same cloth. I understand that I'm not sitting there.
Speaker 3:I'm saying you don't know You're not.
Speaker 2:Hold on, you're not a daughter, you are correct, yeah, you are correct, but I am still going to say what I'm going to say, and I'll tell you why. Because no one correct women. Feel free to say whatever they want to about guys and how they were raised. You have your opinion, exactly, it's just my opinion. So all I'm saying is is that you're not. We can't sit here and act like it's not happening at a very, very, very escalated pace. Where are you seeing this at? I said I told you I scoured the dark corners of the fucking Internet, ok, and I see these nasty shit and it irks me like dudes sticking glass up there, but I didn't even have to look between the ass glass you see mom and sister fighting sam.
Speaker 2:I'm just curious yeah, sam, I went from guys sticking glass things up their ass.
Speaker 3:That's pretty gay. You watched gay porn. How was that?
Speaker 2:Sam, I just saw One Guy, One Cup. I thought he was going to do what the girl did. I didn't know he was going to do that.
Speaker 3:That was gay porn you just watched. That's crazy. Anyway, I watched gay porn too.
Speaker 2:I didn't think it was. Was he naked?
Speaker 3:No, how couldn't he be if his asshole was out, because I mean, you tried to get me next time I got you, you're, it's okay.
Speaker 2:Dicks are cool I mean, yeah, it's. You know I got one. They're great, it's fun to play with.
Speaker 3:So now you just told on yourself again. You were playing with your drink while you were watching Glass, but pain.
Speaker 2:If that's how you want to take that, sam, just like you took the glass. You know where you can stick your fucking comments too. Yo Niggas, you don't give me no pedanta. I understand, I'm roasting your girl. Freaky ass, nigga, you a sexy dog.
Speaker 3:Freaky ass, nigga, you a sexy dog. That's you, nigga. Freaky ass, nigga, you a 60 dog. Freaky ass, nigga, you a 60 dog. That's you, nigga. I have scoured. Freaky ass, nigga, you a 60 dog. I come from the depths of that internet shit.
Speaker 2:You, a freaky ass nigga, sam. No, I was trying to tell you. I watched a guy blow his fucking head off. I watched all kinds of shit that's dark, sam. I've watched all this shit from a young fucking age, I am telling you. I am telling you with the frequency and the. The problem is is that it's 100 accepted because a I'm not allowed to beat the shit out of your child. If he tries to prank me and I get in fucking trouble, the more. This is where we start. Be all pranksters.
Speaker 3:Just eliminate them, beat the shit out of them I used to love uh prank versus prank and pranksters in love. That's fine if it's scripted. It was so fun. No, it wasn't scripted, it was just couples pranking each other I used to love.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's fine. I don't care about that stuff. I'm talking about people who fuck with people at like or like working at their job.
Speaker 3:Bass master.
Speaker 2:He was hilarious sim, that's not what I'm talking about he was a prankster, sam I'm talking about pranksters who fuck with people every day, just oh, I know.
Speaker 3:No, they're getting laid out. What you crazy?
Speaker 2:no, sam, I'm saying these pranksters be getting laid the fuck out well, not enough I'm talking about, we need to just just clip a couple no, they one's really gonna get really hurt or killed one day and it's gonna stop because they're they're getting laid out gonna apologize for it. I'm not gonna apologize for shit. What I'm saying? Um, because that is such a niche fucking market that, like a lot of it's fake too steve, but no, I don't give a fuck. But again. So we start there right next is the influencer.
Speaker 3:Now that's gonna be harder um, that's what I'm trying to be, I know, but not necessarily, I'm not selling anything.
Speaker 1:I'm just kind of not yet yeah, until I get until I get right.
Speaker 2:All right, let me.
Speaker 3:Let me rephrase I'm a good, but I think if, because you know me right, so you know I what I would- as long as you did it like and you weren't fucking over your audience.
Speaker 2:Nah, like scamming your fucking audience.
Speaker 3:Oh no, no, absolutely not. I'm sorry scam artist that's what you mean.
Speaker 1:There you go, sam.
Speaker 2:That's the next one that's the next one, so we got to get the fuck out of here. Oh yeah, scammers, have you been scammed yet? I haven't think on like no, no, no some of the scams be like they, you know, have raffles and giveaways hey, I will say this one of the perks of growing up in the hood you learn very quick hold on to your motherfucking body.
Speaker 3:Don't give that shit away.
Speaker 2:That the better that shit sounds the smoother that nigga talk and the faster his lips are running. It's now I'm good for gears. I'm good so unfortunately a lot of people, and again because we actively promote gambling. Yeah, actively. No, no, no I'm talking about to kids.
Speaker 3:This is active as far as what like as far as fucking video games um all those packs, and true, and uh was it? Uh draft kings, all that shit, yeah, all this shit.
Speaker 2:We have 100 again because we have gamblers and not we. We've had gambling shit. There's so many addictions, there's's so many AAs for everything and I remember growing up people saying we should take this a little bit more serious. This is something Gambling addiction should be taken more serious. I remember this very vividly and again, in only about 10 years look how less of a fuck we could give about an addiction.
Speaker 3:It's going to get worse.
Speaker 2:So, sam, when I tell this is the reason why I say we fucked up because it should have been, because we known we nothing can stop evolution, so we're gonna get rid of fucking internet altogether.
Speaker 3:That's it and go back to the basics.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no. Make the internet what it should be. It should like. I get it. I like that it connects people. Sam, I don't. Honestly, I think this is so unhealthy.
Speaker 3:You don't know if you might meet your fucking love of your life in fucking Antigua or something, but I know that it's teaching me to hate people. I just think you're in a dark space right now. No, no, I'm really not, Sam.
Speaker 2:I have a lot of great shit going for me.
Speaker 3:No, you tell me and it's good, but I think you just really need love and intimacy and you need to get laid. You just need you drastically. I'm telling you as a friend, as assistant, you need to get laid. I think this is the issue. You need vag. Oh, my God issue you need badge. Oh my god, you need it badly.
Speaker 2:Podcast listeners so all the old school listeners pay for it or something. Everybody here has heard me go off on these kind of tirades during certain podcasts, when I'm in my certain kind of feels and when I've just been. Would you hold on, sam? I want you to understand this. So I've been doing this since the podcast started. It's honestly why you be in a better mood when you get a badge bro, I had been getting pussy a few years ago on a consistent basis now, I don't remember that exactly, sam, because you know why.
Speaker 2:Pussy does not make me change how I fucking feel is how I genuinely feel right now. I genuinely feel this that we 100% failed. You're correct, sam. There is no going back, and I fucking feel like that. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy this now. I'm not going to feel guilty watching people actively yeah, there's gonna be so many more lives.
Speaker 3:There's gonna be so many more addictions coming up in the future, like, for example, I was watching um, you know I love star trek sam, nigga, I let you read it, but I know.
Speaker 2:But, sam, you also did throw me off. How? Because now I remember what I was going into. Okay, go ahead. All I'm saying is I don't want to keep. I just I'm sick of hearing about people talk about mental health. This is a real thing. Um, I, I know, it's a real thing. We, you are mental, mental, but no, sam. But now we have taken mental health again, something that the internet could really truly deeply use in a positive fucking manner, and now we have just made it for profit. Do you reason? Oh, and that was the other thing I want to just tell you real quick. I want, sam, I shit you not.
Speaker 2:This was the stupidest argument I ever saw in my life. Uh, it was. I saw it on Facebook, you know. You see those stupid videos where it's like, uh, other ways to do do math, and it said the best way to do math and he did this problem. And, um, oh, it said a better way to do math, all right. And then he did this problem and he did some lines and he did this shit and it's, it came out the answer, and I was like, oh, it's pretty cool, but it's clearly not a faster way, it's not a better way, uh, but it's cool. You know, I was like. I was like, oh, that's, that's actually a neat trick.
Speaker 2:I didn't see it before I went to the comments, because I saw the first one that that was on there, and so I went into the comics and all I saw my child's autistic and this is and this is a great way to learn. If you were my t. Oh, because one guy said this is absolutely stupid, this is actually a worse way to do the problem. Just teach them the other way, teach them the correct way. Okay, and I just remember, and this hit home for me, so, uh, I'm watching these people argue and the guy and I and I sided with the guy who was like, yeah, like that's a cool trick. It's still not the best way to do it. You know, technically it's dumb, but we're getting it. So what I'm getting at? So, no, sam, if you were my, I would not want you to be my child's teacher. My child's teacher, my child's autistic, my child's on the spectrum, okay.
Speaker 2:So I was like okay, no, no, no, Sam. So I was like this I go, I'm on the fucking spectrum and do you know what I got? To thank my aunt. I remember her making me.
Speaker 3:She sat there for fucking hours, sam and she made me learn how to do base.
Speaker 1:It's him what the problem was basic multiplication, okay. So, okay, I'm trying to. So what I'm?
Speaker 2:trying to say is this?
Speaker 3:what are you trying to say?
Speaker 2:we can't treat everybody with fucking kid gloves, and we also can't fucking stop acting like telling people something's fucking stupid is a sense on your fucking thing. Well, the internet is just full of different opinions.
Speaker 1:Right, that's fine, that's okay when you put something out, hold on.
Speaker 3:When you put something, you've been talking, you've been talking. When you put something out, you're going to get 3,000. Let's say it got viewed 80 times, 8 million times. You're gonna get 1 million different opinions. There's millions of people in the world With different fucking opinions. That's the risk you take putting this shit on the internet. It's up to you, wait, wait. It's up to you To let it affect you or not.
Speaker 3:You can literally easily Turn off your comments. So I don't really know where you're trying to get at. And as far as to let it affect you or not, I have never found the opinion. You can literally easily turn off your comments. So I don't really know where you're trying to get at. And as far as autism, that shit is really no joke. I just watched a video on that shit yesterday. I fucking know that, I know, but your brother is more.
Speaker 2:And he could have did that problem better and faster than that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but your brother more seems like he has a lower version of of autism. We're talking non-verbal, freak out ones. I just watched a video of this mom with two twins and they were bugging and I'm like I would have familiar with that. I know I could see why some parents just get rid of you know.
Speaker 2:I'm saying okay like so again, so again. I want this. You know, I want to get rid of their kids, put them up for adoption. I want this to be understood. What I was saying wasn't an assault on people raising autistic kids.
Speaker 3:No, you're saying people need to shut up and suck it up and fucking stop using their ailments as an excuse?
Speaker 2:Yes, 100%, and the parents do too. And sometimes, yeah, because parents think that just because your child is autistic is not a reason to not push them.
Speaker 3:Some can't be pushed, some are mentally not there.
Speaker 2:hold on, I got a friend her kid is seven, does not talk sam and every and when people know that, that's when you treat them that way. But with all due respect, I don't know what you're trying to say here oh my god sam. What I'm trying to fucking say is is that you can't make everything so goddamn like safe for everybody in terms of like you shouldn't it's like you want to teach.
Speaker 3:You want to show these kids like the world already, instead of letting them be kids. My nigga no. So which?
Speaker 2:part. Is it all right? You are completely misconstruing everything that I'm saying.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to understand, I think, what you're trying to say, what I'm trying to say is this All right?
Speaker 2:What I would fucking like to see more on the Internet is your. Instead of you fucking people teaching these little fucking kids stupid fucking dances, I would like you to fucking start showing people teaching these stupid fucking kids how to say please and thank you to fucking strangers, how to actually properly fucking move about in fucking society, how to fucking teach these kids to know when, to to know that actually, just because they have an opinion when there are adults around, sometimes you need to keep your fucking mouth shut. Yeah, sometimes you need to understand your place and let with all due respect, we have not let the children be children because you've given them. I'll say this if we have not earned and or have not.
Speaker 3:If we had kids before you go on break, if we had kids, we could be able to parent them that way. Sadly, hold on it's kids, raising kids. We talked about this multiple fucking times. There's nothing as a society we could have done. Yes, we did. We did all types of fucking sex ed in school, you know I'm saying. So what? What can we do at this point?
Speaker 2:because you know what sam hold on real fast, real fast.
Speaker 3:I let you talk my nigga chill, calm down, take a breath, it's like you ask me a question and then you start talking take a breath.
Speaker 2:You ask me a question and then you go into another thing, so you don't let me answer the question. Question and then you'll, because you're just gonna repeat what you've been saying no, I was literally just gonna answer that question anyway, hold that.
Speaker 3:Okay, we gotta take a break and we're back. But yes, d shut the fuck up no, I'm sam.
Speaker 2:Honestly, I'm just calling out society. I mean, I'm not calling out what can we do?
Speaker 3:what can we? That is society.
Speaker 2:What the fuck are you talking? See, this is what I'm saying, man, this is what I'm fucking saying. So, sam, with all due respect, I don't think you should have opinions on society. If you're not going to actively try to change it I do, then I do try. So, sam, with all due respect, I can't tell nobody.
Speaker 3:Hold on, hold on I got my opinion okay, right, I could voice my opinion, right, but I can't change anyone's way of parenting. So so, for example, hold on, for example, one of my really good friends, her son, be saying a wildest shit. He goes black people, monkeys, he's disrespectful, all this shit. And she finally said and I already seen this coming as he's been growing up because she did that gentle parenting shit now she's starting to see the effects of doing that and now she's trying to discipline him. Now he and it not working.
Speaker 3:He's big, he's getting bigger, he's going to get bigger than her soon. He's not going to. He already doesn't respect her, right? He's always in adult business, so on and so forth, right, so now she's seeing the effects of that gentle parenting shit and she's seen that she made a mistake. But at that point you can't reverse anything. So what you're saying is true and people might, like my friend, see the damage, what has happened, but the damage can be already be done and I don't want anybody to take what I'm saying as me being purposely trying to be a dick.
Speaker 2:This time I swear the goatee thing. Is me purposely trying to be an asshole. This is me just wanting people to seriously really think about fucking growing up. Honestly, sam, that's the reason. That's all I've been really it's not even just.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a grown adults. We got 40 year old fucking men and women in the club still. You know so.
Speaker 2:So come on my nigga you look, you talked to my problem then you talked bro, let me speak before you fucking.
Speaker 3:Get your panties in a wad and get glass up your asshole. Relax. I know you're trying to be pony, your fucking trick. Yeah, what you wish you were, um, but yeah, I, I see more and more like 40 year old fucking dudes getting with these 20 year old women and it's just like again you're, I think again.
Speaker 2:This would be like, because you said you said growing up.
Speaker 3:you said we need to grow up as a society. We need to grow up. Did you not say that?
Speaker 2:Yes, so I'm, I'm piggybacking on what you're saying. Dating 20 year old men women doesn't constitute as somebody not being grown up.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? You friends and her people and club, like I'm 35 fucking years old I'll be 36 next year I literally, if I do socialize and do things, steve. I want to go to shit. That's like 35 and up. I don't want to party with them. Young guys, kids, we don't do the same things.
Speaker 2:Okay, hold on sam, hear me out I don't even like party, I want when I said growing up, it wasn't not go out to the club mentality, right, it was it's complete mentality.
Speaker 3:so what I'm saying is I see it all the time Men in their 40s, 50s getting with these young girls living off of them, living in their house, not working, living off the 20 something year old smoking weed with her friends being nothing but a bum.
Speaker 2:That's not being a child. No, that's 100% being no. Actually, that's being a piece of shit. That's a piece of shit, A piece of shit, he's childish.
Speaker 3:Like my friend is dating someone like that and I asked her I was like yo he been to prison. She laughs and she's like why I was like? Well, cause, it seems like he's like behind. Like he did a bid when he was 19 and came out even though he was 30. He's still 19 years old because he didn't Grow up in the world, he grew up in prison.
Speaker 2:Okay, again, extenuating circumstances removed. That's a completely different thing. That's something I could actually understand.
Speaker 3:I'm talking about motherfuckers being institutionalized.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's something different, that that takes on against him. This is why it's so nuanced.
Speaker 3:Well, come to find out that he wasn't in prison. Oh, so that's why there was no excuse there.
Speaker 1:You know what I'm saying? No, no, I agree with you.
Speaker 3:There's an, there's an excuse there, when you've been institutionalized Absolutely. A little bit I was about to say because that's something cause you're not I hope you're not stupid that you know you need to adult in the in the real world, right, but in that case of her the dude, he no, and I was like well, he moves, he's too old for 44 with like a 23 year old girlfriend living off her, like that's but even if he was 44, living off of I don't care.
Speaker 2:I do not care anymore what I am talking about. I'm sorry yo, I'm really sick of seeing when I'm leaving like I, I don't know. I'm just done. I'm done seeing what I'm seeing.
Speaker 3:I'm finished yeah, yeah, it's only gonna get worse from here, but as we're wrapping up and I hope, nobody took offense to every anything I said.
Speaker 2:I probably did but.
Speaker 3:I made no harm it's been a rough two weeks, y'all it's. We're losing some grades, bro. Um, rips this week way too fucking many. Uh, producer, babe, could you pull up the first one? Way too many. And it's just like everyone's so young, you know that's passing away. This one I never would have. This would have been on my bingo card for fucking 2024. Rip Isaac Freeman III, aka Fat man Scoop. He passed away August 30th 2024 at the age of 53.
Speaker 2:Press A please.
Speaker 3:Yeah, His death was confirmed by DJ Pure Cold on social media. It said that he just passed out on stage. So it's most you know. Heart complications. Damn the best hype man in the fucking world. Every time you hear Fat man's cool, you wanna do the fucking. You got surf shit. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Yo, when that shit came on Music make me lose shit.
Speaker 3:Let's go Yo always touch it. Dj Khaled, I'm talking to you. Pay homage to this man because you couldn't do what you did if it wasn't for fat man scoop. You try to be him, but you can't be the legend.
Speaker 2:I gotta show you the video when he was trying to, when he came out trying to hype up a crowd and it was dead yeah, no, I believe it he's more annoying because he's a fucking cornball.
Speaker 3:He's just more annoying he's just corny, yeah classic anyway, uh rip fat man fucking legend, bro, fucking legend. You might not know who this is steve martin hall mark. Excuse me, martin mall mule, sorry. He played principal craft in sabrina the teenage witch oh, I know him by.
Speaker 2:I know him by his face yeah, he also.
Speaker 3:He also was, uh, colonel mustard in the live, uh, the live action version of clue. You ever seen clue from like the 90s? Oh, no, 85. But yeah, I was like damn, not principal I didn't even know about this one yeah, so yeah, he died he um. He was 88, he was 80, he was 80 years old, so he lived a good, he lived a long life. Rip to him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, sid vicious civ ud yo, I don't know what it is about his hair, but I always thought it was magical sid vicious it was a good perm. I think it was a perm I don't know yeah, he died like that's the classic 80s villain hair yeah, he was.
Speaker 3:He definitely looked like he should have been a john claude van damme villain movie yes, I think it was. I think he was he was in wcw and wwe right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, a legend, this is a legend do you remember his fucking opening music when he was psychosad?
Speaker 3:no, it was like oh shit. Nah, it was like the psychosad. Okay, yeah, rip to him. Yeah, rest in peace, yeah that was, uh, that was a tough one, uh. So you don't know who this is at all, but if you are trekkieie like me, star Trek Trekkie, deep Space Nine, our guy Vic Fontaine yeah, I'm sorry his name is, uh, the actor's name is James James Darren.
Speaker 3:He was 88 years old, lived a long life. He was a singer actor, uh, but we as Trekkies know him from Deep Space Nine as the holodeck program, vic Fontaine. I mean, this really was sad for me because we, me and Cole, love when he comes on, we like think he's like the coolest, he's like a Sinatra, like. So in Deep Space Nine right, it's a space station and they go to the holodeck to like get away and they go to this program which was like the 1940s which, which was like for sinatra and stuff like that, like casino, because not. So he's one of the characters that, um, that they always go see, they go like to, you know, decompress. He always has like really good advice. And rp tanag, one of the actors he was, he was the first ferengi in starfleet but, um, he actually one of the it, one of the.
Speaker 3:It was one of the, one of the one of my favorite episodes where Nog, a couple of episodes prior, got shot in the leg and um, he was walking on a crutch cause he kind of had like PTSD. But they're like yo, nog, your leg is fine but he just had PTSD. So he goes in the holodeck with Vic and you know he kind of lives a life in the holodeck for a few weeks and Vic kind of helps him. Be like you have the he's like I'm too scared to go out in the real world, vic, I might die. I'm really going to die Like he. He struggled his morality because he almost died. So Vic's like but you have this one life. I can never leave this holodeck. You can really experience life in the stars. And helped him like get past that.
Speaker 2:I know it's corny, no, that ain't this what we're trying to beg these kids to do now, true true.
Speaker 3:Live life, experience real life. Don't don't be he's saying vick as a holodeck, mind you. He's. He's a computer. Yeah, he's a computer, he's a system, he's assimilation. He said don't get fooled by this, this isn't real, you live, and you live where I want to be. You live in a real world. So he helped nog like, get back, you know, helped him with his ptsd and now I became one, one of the first ferengi starfleet, and I know mostly I don't know what I'm talking about, but if you're a trekkie you'll know exactly what I'm talking about but sam, that sounds like a computer system I can get with yeah, vic fontaine, he was like a frank sinatra kind of, he could sing and everything, um.
Speaker 3:But yeah, man, 88 years old, my guy vic rip, that was a hard one. And this one, this was like I never would have guessed this would happen. Rich homie quant has passed away at the age of 34 years old so fucking young it's. It's rumored that it was an overdose, the the you know, the story's still unfolding, we don't know. It's sounding like it because he's so young. He was only 34. Yeah, never would have thought. And when I tell you, when he came out, what was that like 2012?
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna lie, I don even.
Speaker 3:I can't tell you the name, I'm just listen that era of music with like young thug came out. It is the last. I always hated his music, but like I've been feeling like the man when I walked through. That's him. Watch me, watch me, watch me. I remember that Well, didn't 30. Remember the dance he used to do? I think it's called the kwan. Yeah, no, that wasn't the kwan he did the kwan to it, but it wasn't yeah, it was the kwan, but he, he didn't do hit the kwan song.
Speaker 3:But this is when vine. Remember when vine was lit yeah, this is when around that time too, I loved vine this is what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2:I was, I was never meant to be an influencer. I was always meant to be a personality.
Speaker 3:Look at you now. Look at what you're doing Same.
Speaker 2:I'm a personality, not an influencer.
Speaker 3:I guess I'm that too, because I'm not really influencing. I'm not selling anything to influence you, I'm just kind of sharing.
Speaker 2:I'm not trying to sell anybody anything, I guess. More or less I'm sharing my life slash, my hobby I'm sharing my ideas. That. That's all I'm sharing, but yeah, this wasn't as bad, steve, that was terrible. Rich Romy Kwan. I just I felt like it was unfortunate, yeah. Because when I saw honestly, when I saw it I was like, oh he OD'd.
Speaker 3:I was like he either got shot or OD'd.
Speaker 2:I was like it was one of the two. Yeah.
Speaker 3:And when I saw that I was like I told y fucking beginning yeah, that's what I was trying to say, like this is why? But drugs steve, it's a disease. Uh, that's rips, y'all, um, but you know just not to get too much, because I know we're about to wrap up. But you know drugs are a disease and and we have to really figure out what the source of why people want to numb themselves in real life so much, and it goes back to mental health sometimes, most of the time. But when you're doing hard drugs like that, you just you have to realize what do we? What are you trying to run away from when you're trying to numb and get away from?
Speaker 2:you would know, sam, whatever, when you used to drink real bad, like you know oh, everybody knew what I was running from Fucking me. Right my own fucking life, right, but then again, you know, running again from my own fucking bad decisions, mostly due from the fucking thing From the drinking, right From the drinking.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's always a full circle moment.
Speaker 2:All your problems usually go right back. It decide to step off the fucking merry-go-round, the drug or alcohol use once you just step off the fucking merry-go-round you go.
Speaker 3:I've said it multiple times people want to hide the emotional turmoils of day-to-day with drugs and alcohol which I can get, because life is fucking hard and stressful, especially if you have undiagnosed mental health. People do have that, I think I, I, you know, I'm saying I'm not undiagnosed. Mental health c people do have that. I think, yeah, I, I, you know, I'm saying I'm not undiagnosed. I know my mental issues but, like a lot of people are not like my mom and it's like I could see how, you know, mentally bugged out you are. So it's like I guess it's it's it's hard it's hard life.
Speaker 2:is that invented the mental health shit? It started?
Speaker 3:with us. I don't know if it's a group. It really did start with us, but what's wrong with bringing awareness to it? It started with us Because our parents grew up and said don't talk about it.
Speaker 2:I understand that. I want you to hear me. It started with us and we did not bring it to the forefront and make it to what it should have been sooner. So now that shit has gone so far left, people are now saying, oh my God, how do we fix it? And the reason why I say what I say because you are correct, sam I truly do not believe this can be fixed, and the only way for it to change now is for a complete reset, which means something is going to have to happen to make everybody go. Okay, and I don't know what that is and I'm not going to front. I'm terrified to see what it is, because this is if it was OD, it's probably fentanyl. Now, if you think that shit's's gonna just stop with fentanyl, imagine what's next.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't want to think about that's my only issue.
Speaker 2:So at some fucking point we gotta stop making this shit so and this is coming from disclaimer, mr fucking disclaimer but at some point this shit has to fucking stop, has to stop being Looked at as no big deal. That's my only point. I'm not saying stop. I'm saying we need to start looking at this shit For what the fuck it is and understand what you are To it Like. I am a victim, I am a demon of the alcohol, so I can't really fucking toy with it because I can easily get grass back in. That's, that's all I'm saying. You know, as I'm sitting here with a fucking heineken just a heine one- bring two or three nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 2:You know again, I don't think anything, I get.
Speaker 3:You know we're wrapping up, but it's okay to indulge. Moderation, yeah, everything in moderation. Absolutely no, of course, of course, but again, not the hard stuff. Y'all, just stay away from the hard stuff, please but all I'm saying is, man, you can't do fucking shot of heroin in moderation. That's not a thing. So like, let's not. You know, no drugs, kids, no drugs no, that's all.
Speaker 2:Anyway, food is my drug.
Speaker 3:That's why I'm a house Anyway.
Speaker 2:Obesity kills more people than drugs.
Speaker 3:Yeah, hell yeah, I'm 600 pound people.
Speaker 2:I know. That's why Lizzo's an asshole. I'm your host, Steven.
Speaker 3:I'm Sim Crystal.
Speaker 2:And as always, please stereotype responsibly and we'll be back next week with another motherfucking episode, hopefully.
Speaker 3:Right yeah. We'll be back soon. We will Bye guys. We'll be back soon. Bye Peace.
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