Minorityplus1 Podcast
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Minorityplus1 Podcast
Nostalgia and New Horror in Focus
Have you ever wondered how showering while smoking might affect your morning routine? We kick off the Minority Plus One Podcast with some quirky pre-show antics and an apology for a brief hiatus, thanks to scheduling conflicts and our co-host Brittany's work commitments. We catch up on our latest adventures, including attending a Bilal concert and looking forward to a Lil Wayne gig, while sharing our bittersweet feelings about concert crowds. Drama and reality TV are no longer on our watchlist, as we celebrate personal milestones and reflect on the joys and challenges of nearing the big 4-0.
Step back in time with us as we recall cold nights out in high heels, opting for cozy bars over long club lines, and reliving spontaneous dance battles. We share the creative chaos of joining a friend's independent film project, embracing the spontaneity of improvised roles. The podcast takes a poignant turn as we honor the legacies of legends like Kris Kristofferson, Dikembe Mutombo, and Sissy Houston, acknowledging their lasting impact on music, sports, and beyond.
Embark on a cinematic journey exploring iconic movie franchises and legendary horror villains. We debate the heroism of Samwise Gamgee, critique the "Mad Max" CGI, and discuss our evolving tastes in film as we age. Horror fans will savor our analysis of Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, and the fresh terror of Art the Clown. With a humorous nod to streaming service price hikes, we even ponder whether DVDs might make a budget-savvy comeback. Dive into our playful brainstorming session on original horror movie ideas and reflect on how the genre has transformed over the years.
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Speaker 2:Yeah, what's going on, everybody, and welcome to the show. It's the king of the hefferies, it's Oreo. We are back once again podcasting to you and, as always, to my left. We got my co-host. I'll tell them who. Sorry, are you Sam Crystal? Co-host?
Speaker 1:I'll tell them who sorry, are you sam crystal?
Speaker 2:see I just think you're making fun of people with asthma now that I have it.
Speaker 1:No, okay, all right then he's your host, steve, and this is the minority, plus one podcast, chip chip, chip, chip.
Speaker 2:You're lucky I'm disclaimered, so I'm just gonna let you have that damn, bro.
Speaker 1:All right, what'd you do before you got here?
Speaker 2:uh, showered really fast. Well, smoked, showered, smoked again.
Speaker 1:No, uh, here say, I did all that within like 25 minutes, really yeah oh, but I thought, like smoking like you get in the shower kind of interrupts your hire or makes you higher, I don't know, anyway I enjoy it. How do you? How do, or makes you hire which one, I don't know, anyway I enjoy it. How do you not know you're a smoker?
Speaker 2:I don't know. Well, I don't pay attention. But either way, Hi everybody. We are so sorry that we missed last week.
Speaker 1:Yes, scheduling, and we still have scheduling issues. That's why you see Brittany's not here.
Speaker 2:But, yeah, hopefully she'll make the next one. She had to get her coins, she had to work, but it's been an eventful couple weeks for sure, for sure, for sure. Uh, first off, sam, how have you been?
Speaker 1:I've been good. Is that it? That's it. And I really went on, uh, these past two weeks. I went to a concert Monday I don't know you probably don't know who. This is A neo-so artist named Bilal. He's like R&B neo-so artist. Bilal. He made that.
Speaker 1:It's from, like I would say, the early 2000s, maybe even the 90s. It's like you're my soul sister, soul sister, you never. If I play you the song, you'll probably be, you'll probably recognize him. All right, if I play some stuff. And it was at the Egg and it was real intimate, it was cool. It was cool. This Friday I'm going to see Lil Wayne in concert. I'm excited about that. I'm excited, but I'm not. I'm starting to to because I'm getting older and, just like certain crowds, I'm not excited for the crowd of people he may bring. It's probably gonna be mixed because white people love them some little way too, but I just don't want it to be. I just don't like being around ratchet shit, no more. I like to watch ratchet shit from afar. I don't want to be anywhere close to it physically. So you know what I mean like from afar. I watch. I watch a baddies reunion clip with, you know, rylan getting kicked in the face or something like that, but I don't want to be there physically. Steve, you watch baddies.
Speaker 1:Absolutely not I don't believe that because you watch, love Hip Hop.
Speaker 2:I do not watch Love Hip Hop anymore, oh, not anymore. I haven't watched that shit in, so you don't know about Rashida and Kurt. I haven't watched that shit in, so y'all know about Rashida and Kirk.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:That's serious. Could care less?
Speaker 1:Oh good, I'm glad you matured, I could fucking care less, cause I don't watch any of them at all. Like full episodes, I watch the clips and that's bad enough. I shouldn't even be watching that, sam.
Speaker 2:I've been telling friends that, like I'm not being involved in fucking their drama, yeah, I'm not actively bringing that shit into my fucking life, absolutely not you're not.
Speaker 1:You say you don't want to be part of your friend's drama. You're not actively putting yourself in between friends I learned my lesson from all right this is racist. Act like you're fucking god, you know.
Speaker 2:All of a sudden, you fucking haven't put yourself in drama in 15 16 years obviously, if it's something vital and serious, obviously I'll be there to talk. But I'm just talking about, if it's like I gave you advice on this last time you didn't take it get out of here. Yeah, that's how I'm doing, just for with everybody at the mall. Yeah, so what about you, steve? Um, well, I got to celebrate my birthday. It was really awesome. Happy birthday. Thank you everybody for the birthday wishes. How?
Speaker 1:old, are you now? 38 you look good dog. You don't even look like you're almost 40.
Speaker 2:Pretty good man you know, I felt like you said that, like it was supposed to be a shot no, you don't look like you're almost 40 no, not that.
Speaker 1:40 is not even old. Like real fast because you just had to take it there. Our generation is boy. Age is really good because I 40 still looking like they're in their 30s, like they just hit 30s you know what I'm saying? 30s is it in 20s if you take. You know, obviously you take care of yourself and shit like that, so you still look like you know you're in your early 30s.
Speaker 2:So no, that is true, that is true. So that was fun. Uh, sam and brit and Brittany forced me to go out, yeah.
Speaker 1:It sucked, though, Cause we really wanted to bring Steve to the fuse box, which is the only like popping club in Albany. But we are all old heads and we saw that line was down the street from the middle of central which is Albany, all the way to light street, and we said absolutely not. Not in our old age Are we.
Speaker 2:All the way to light street and we said absolutely not, not in our old age are we standing outside in a fucking line. I'm sorry those days are gone. 35, I'm sorry at 38 years old, yeah, 35.
Speaker 1:Those days are gone. I did that in my early 20s, just fine, outside in the cold, in a little mini skirt and no little fucking mini little uh bandage dress, no jacket, high heels. I did that in my 20s in the brick ass cold. I ain't doing that shit, no more that's back when women were troopers. That's what we were no listen.
Speaker 2:We would wear.
Speaker 1:I would wear a Bandage dress, tight them Shits is tight and they're short with Fucking pumps. Because, no, no, open toe. At least we never did open toe, we did pumps With some pumps and maybe a little jacket and be below Zero weather, winds at like a hundred plus miles per hour out there, and only how we stay warm is because we pre-gained right before we came out. We got fucked up. So I was hot a little bit for the pre-game, but yo, we was troopers, but not anymore. My brittle old bones can't take that shit no more. So we, we. So unfortunately we couldn't go there.
Speaker 1:I had fun anyway either way, steve had phone. We took him to. You know a couple bars he went to. We went to the most ratchetest bar. Yeah, and you, you, we wasn't even gonna go in there if you didn't, if you didn't already pay to get in there okay.
Speaker 2:The reason why is because somebody popped out and they had paid and so I was like you know what? I'll go in. Okay, because?
Speaker 1:we what? Me and brittany was like no, and then you were already in there and we was like, oh shit, so we went in that ratchet ass place. Yeah, but I was just happy to see you have a good time. You even bust the fucking move you was battling, dancing, you bet a little old school.
Speaker 2:A little old school came out, a little old school me came out, you know. And then I was like all right, you know what, let me take my old ass home.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know we actually did get home pretty early. I think we got. I think we left at like 12, 30 or some shit like that, or maybe even one no, it was around one yeah, we. I thought it was gonna be out all night, though I thought it was gonna be until like two, three in the morning, no, but that was perfect.
Speaker 1:Like like actually now I feel like I want to go out earlier in the evening and get home by like 11. That sounds great to me now. But steve, you know he a little battle right, he danced, you know, battled this girl. They had a duel for a second but she was a trooper, yeah it was just nice to see steve have a good time. Let loose, you know we he was able to play his march march, marcy at the bar.
Speaker 2:So he was super, fucking happy. I sure did. And people were looking like what the fuck? I didn't care? Air guitar on all, yes, I was. So what anybody talk about? About my baby marcine?
Speaker 1:no, no, not your baby but uh, other than your birthday, anything else um I feel like we did something recently and I'm fucking forgetting it. Uh well, we did, did help our friend yes, leon, film like a part in his. So he's, you know, he's create, he's making a film. You know, obviously it's not like fucking. Yes, you know, warner brothers fucking it's independent, it's independent. But we helped him film a scene. Is that what you're?
Speaker 2:is that what you're thinking of?
Speaker 1:so that was fun yeah, that was really fun. Steve is the villain, like some russian fucking spy, I'm an american.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, go ahead. Sorry, turncoat.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'm a traitor I'm a wife I am a no good traitor I know I'm a wife, but is my husband a cop? No, he's in the military okay, so my husband's in the military. I am a spy, for I'm a spy somehow right, I think you're in the military too.
Speaker 2:Sam, sam did Sam, did you not? No, I didn't, no, I didn't, I just can't.
Speaker 1:Listen, I, my friend, asked for me to do a scene and he said I was going to die and it wasn't going to be a long scene. I said, fine, whatever you need. I didn't read the script, said nothing and pretty much me and Steve, like you know, just freestyle the, the the line.
Speaker 2:I came off like a star.
Speaker 1:Yeah, steve really took that shit serious. He stepped away from me. He wanted to go into like his mode of like. I just wanted to get into character. Yeah Well, I will. I'll tell you the scene real fast. Y'all like, basically I think I'm some spot. I get found out that I think. Sam can I, can I?
Speaker 2:all right. So check this out, guys. It's the scene is she pulls into the driveway frantic, trying to call her husband, can't get a hold of him, runs through the door, runs a meet, you know, she's still trying to call the husband can't get a hold of him no you're not explaining why.
Speaker 1:Remember, I got like discovered. Okay, I'm getting to that.
Speaker 2:Okay, I'm getting to that, Gosh, this is why I tell the story. There you go. Okay. So, as she runs in, as she's running into the house, she goes, grabs her piece. She hears a noise. She hears a noise, Grabs her gun. Yeah, Goes, checks it out. There's somebody standing at the back door. It's sketchy. She's starting to you know she's starting to trying to shoot, but the gun's empty. Now she is backing up and you know the guy's. The guy is walking slowly towards me.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to shoot him, but I have no bullets.
Speaker 2:There's no bullets in the gun. So next thing you know she's coming in. So she went through the living room into the kitchen walking backwards.
Speaker 1:My back is towards, but she's walking back towards the back towards the um living room.
Speaker 2:Now, yeah, and then she hears me. I am the turncoat trader trying to find the flash drive that you stole.
Speaker 1:Right, but I might I but your husband stole no, I think I was a spy or some shit and I got fucking found out, or yeah, one of us you're sam, you're not the spy.
Speaker 2:That because if that were the case, I would. You would just die, maybe, and then I just would have the fucking thing okay wait.
Speaker 1:first of all, you didn't even say the line that you that you said to me when I turned around Welcome home, sam. He did that.
Speaker 2:He did that First off. Everything was ad-libbed.
Speaker 1:It was I mean like obviously we had direction from Leon, who was the director, but like everything was ad-libbed, listen. I'm not fucking Glenn Close here. Okay, I tried my fucking best, glenn.
Speaker 2:Close. You couldn't think of anybody more recent. She's too um Sandra.
Speaker 1:I tried my fucking best. I just anybody more recent. She's too um Sandra Bullock, I don't know Angela Bassett Like.
Speaker 2:I mean all right, I mean I'm talking greatest, yeah, I'm talking legends. I ain't no fucking.
Speaker 1:I'm not, you know, no, I'm nothing. So I just tried my best. I just had fun.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to let you just shit on yourself. You, you did. There were like I know. Your scream was hilarious.
Speaker 1:Well, I didn't want to scream. That's why I said to Leon I remember I was like I feel like screaming like that, especially if I'm supposed to be a military person, right? So you know, you're trained for those kinds of things. You don't react Most. I would imagine most people who are in the military wouldn't react with a scream when they see something.
Speaker 1:They would just yeah, they would just react and get their you know weapon and whatever. I just thought it was weird, I was screaming but that's what he wanted and I didn't know any other way to scream. So, because it was like, you know, I'm not gonna do it because it was really loud, but I I thought that I feel okay, I felt I feel weird just watching myself in general, even though you do a weekly podcast, I don't watch.
Speaker 1:I'd rather listen to our podcast than watch myself, because I hate looking at myself. It's just, I put, I'll pick myself apart and then, and oh man, I felt like I looked crazy, but I had fun either way.
Speaker 2:I just did it.
Speaker 1:I just, you know, I do it for my friends and it was fun.
Speaker 2:But Steve got into fucking character and shit we're not gonna ask you again where's the flash. I promise you it definitely did not come off like that it sounded far more menacing.
Speaker 1:I mean, the other guy was scary, you were just you I was supposed to be like.
Speaker 2:He's the intimidating factor and I'm supposed to be the shrewd calculated.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I get shot in the head. That's why I was down to do it.
Speaker 2:There was an option for strangulation that I volunteered for.
Speaker 1:And I don't think I could have gave it would have looked really funny.
Speaker 2:Honestly, I don't think. At that point I don't even think. Well, then again, I'm not the director. I just think it would have been like it should have just been like some, like somebody facing nevermind. I can't, I'm too fucked up right now. Oh okay, you're trying to say it, but you can't really. I can't really. It is not coming across audibly. I can tell you that.
Speaker 1:What I liked about it is that I love working with creatives. You know that I love being around creatives. I'm a creative, you're a creative, leon's a creative, and the people that were there were creatives. And we're all bouncing ideas off each other and nobody's over talking each other. No one's like no, no, that's not right. No one's taking over. Leon took everyone's opinions and consideration and then did a few shots with that opinion and then did it the way that he kind of wanted it to be directed.
Speaker 2:But oh, talk about the guy's house. These are we shot in. Oh yeah, it was awesome. It's like a little mini museum for real. It's really awesome full of like very old, old, old-timey um army memorabilia and stuff like that military.
Speaker 1:But when I'm talking we're talking vietnam, world war one, world, like yeah, that kind of old, like he collects it all over the country. He said he goes to eBay. He said he goes to garage sales and people just literally I know a couple older gentlemen like that.
Speaker 2:That's just what they're into, yeah.
Speaker 1:He said people just literally give that shit away, yeah, and he had a whole like and like. I was talking to Steve about it, so y'all don't get the wrong thing I'm trying to say. He had a whole like nazi section and I I felt a little weird about it, but it's, it is a part of history and it's not like he was supporting neo-nazis, right. What we had in america with the racist, the skinheads, that's not what that's about, right?
Speaker 2:you know they took that and made it into you know well, the nazis themselves took the image and made it something it's not.
Speaker 1:That's not even what it's yeah, I think he said the the original image was meant like peace or freedom or some shit like that.
Speaker 2:I can't.
Speaker 1:From what I remember, I thought it was a chinese character, but I could be wrong and none of us are scholars here.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're not going to sit here.
Speaker 1:I have to say I told him I was like bro, you could charge people like a little five dollars and come in here and see he had like grenades Y'all. He had missiles um bombs, but they're all you know. They're all duds, right, but they're all from those times. Shit was like super fucking fascinating.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was cool as shit. Yeah, it was cool as shit. I can't even front um. And he had a fly ass mustang. I was like what the fuck?
Speaker 1:and it's an old guy, he's old old white man.
Speaker 2:Let me see what else did I do. That's really it other than that just really been working. Yeah, yeah, I failed my damn state test, which sucked really. I have to retake it. Well, one part you forget. No, it's, it's for my uh, it's for one of my licenses that I need.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:And I just I look I'm a month into sign. I've never even thought about doing right now.
Speaker 1:Don't beat yourself up. You just started to so.
Speaker 2:I just want to get it done. I really do so. I hate to God. Actually, you know what? I didn't study this much in school, I would have passed. I would have got past 10th grade, if I fucking actually studied.
Speaker 1:That's true, I hate taking tests. I hate like I just cannot remember anything ever. I can't remember shit. My, I have real bad adult ADHD. I don't know what the fuck, anyway. Uh, real bad adult ADHD, I don't know what the fuck. Anyway, hold that thought, cuz.
Speaker 2:We gotta take a break and we're back. So, sam, it's that time of the show.
Speaker 1:yeah, it's been a crazy couple weeks it's been a crazy couple weeks, especially when we can't get to the episodes as often as we used to. So it builds up. But this year need to chill like I need this year to end peacefully. I don't need to lose any more fucking people at all, so let's get into some rips. Producer man, could you pull the first rip? This one was sad y'all, because I love me some bleed. Christopher christopherson once thought he'd be dead by 30. It could have turned out so differently. Country music legend and actor crystal christoph's. Chris christopherson, excuse me who died at his maui home at the age of 88. He's 88 years old. If you guys remember him, this is whistler from blade, but I didn't know he was a country singer but I forgot that he was in the original.
Speaker 2:A star is born oh see, I didn't know, I never watched.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'd never seen either one, but I know about the movies because they're one of those like coke, white people, classics, people love that shit. But um, yeah, man, he was only 88. What do you mean?
Speaker 1:only that's great no, that is good. He could have lived longer, though he said that. The reason why he said that is I guess he was like live longer though he said that. The reason why he said that is I guess he was like heavily into drugs and alcohol in his early years so he thought he was gonna die like way sooner because he's an old school country artist.
Speaker 2:Motherfuckers are built different yeah they are.
Speaker 1:But damn, I was like, and you know, fucking marvel, this is y'all fault, because y'all still could have had um whistler play this guy. Chris christopherson played Whistler, but you guys keep changing what you want to do with fucking Blade. Now we don't have Whistler.
Speaker 2:Well, they're just recasting.
Speaker 1:No, but no one can recast this dude. He's like perfect and that's it. Think of a person right now.
Speaker 2:Exactly.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm not that invested.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but RIP Kr all right, I'm not that invested, yeah, but rip krista christopherson.
Speaker 1:That's a cool name. Yeah, it's a little. Chris christopherson. Yeah, chris christopherson, chris chris whistler, rip whistler. Uh, producer, you send me the next one. Okay, steve, do you know how to say his name?
Speaker 2:oh, yes, that is all right, that is nba hall of famer. Um, uh, um damn, I just know it's Mutombo yeah. I'm too fucked up to actually say His first name?
Speaker 1:I think it's Dike Dikami. How do you say it? Dikembe Mutombo.
Speaker 2:Thank you Dikembe Mutombo Hall of Famer D dekembe mutombo.
Speaker 1:All right, so hall of famer, dekembe mutombo, died at 58. Damn, that's way too young. He actually died from breast uh brain cancer. Damn, yeah, 58 years old. You know it's funny, I I've not. You know I'm not into sports, but I know he's like huge in the nba he is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's one of the best defensive players ever really 50 is super young.
Speaker 1:Brain cancer, jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think he was also like one of like the. If I could be wrong, you guys can correct me in the comments. I believe he's like one of like the first like seven footers.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, he's like really tall. Yeah, yeah. Nba global ambassador to basketball Hall of Famer, damn Yep, fifty years old, rip.
Speaker 2:Rest in peace All right.
Speaker 1:Next one Producer yeah, steve, all right.
Speaker 2:I got yes Last week, last time on Dragon Ball Z.
Speaker 1:this man's voice yeah, rip, dragon ball z narrator has died at the age of 76. Doc harris, the narrator of dragon ball z, has died at the age of 76. That's way too young to rest in peace.
Speaker 2:Dog rest in peace. He's literally smoking in that photo he's smoking? No, he's not oh shit, yeah, you know, I think it's just the way, no it's the.
Speaker 1:He's talking into the mic in the phone.
Speaker 2:I thought he was blowing out smoke. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:No, look at me being an asshole, no but if you guys, if you guys watch dragon ball z, he's a legendary. Last time on dragon ball z do they? Yes, all right, rip doc harris.
Speaker 2:Yeah, damn legend right matt like it's just like we already lost I know, you know, yeah, geez, my dragon ball, fucking childhood, is being ripped to shreds.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right. Uh, next one producer, sissy houston, the gospel legend and the mother of the late whitney houston, has died at 91 damn may she rest in eternal peace and continue to sing among her, among the angels.
Speaker 1:Now I I obviously pulled this up because sissy houston is a legend, but look at this picture. Isn't it beautiful it is, and it's so sad because they're all gone. But this picture makes me feel like and if you believe in that kind of thing that you know they're together again, kind of I just find it super crazy that she had to bury both her granddaughter and her daughter, her daughter and her granddaughter that's what that's so sad.
Speaker 1:91, though, lived a long life, but yeah, a sad one, because every parent's fear is to outlive their children. Yeah, but alright, peace. Sissy Houston Rest in peace.
Speaker 2:Next one produced today no wonder where fucking Whitney got her damn voice.
Speaker 1:Ken Page, a prolific Broadway singer and the voice of Oogie Boogie in the Nightmare Before Christmas, has died at 70 years old. Mad Young, y'all know who that is, steve, I mean, I know who Oogie Boogie is. Yeah, he's Oogie Boogie's voice.
Speaker 2:Sam, I'm just letting you rock Jesus man, I'm not going to bust tears for everyone.
Speaker 1:He's also known as a line in the hit musical the Wiz. So he's more, he was more. He was Broadway, a line in the hit musical the whiz. So he's more, he was more. He was broadway. He's more broadway. But oogie book, that's a, that's a legendary voice.
Speaker 2:Okay, yeah, it's a great. I honestly just know some of the song that's about it. Oh, you're wilding. You know I don't like the nightmare before christmas. I think it's an overrated movie.
Speaker 1:This is sad because I'm like, damn, I love. First of all, I love that movie. I need to watch it. Actually you know what overrated? No, it's not. But actually you know what? That gave me an idea. Maybe, if I find like nightmare before christmas, christmas inspired stuff because you know, I only like halloween my whole crib is is decorated halloween shit maybe for christmas because I don't like christmas. If I do a nightmare before christmas, decorations make me like christmas more. Yeah, I'm gonna do that. But rip ken page 70s mad young I guess, it is young.
Speaker 1:My uncle's like 76. Okay, two of my uncles, I think, are like 76, 77. Uh, is that the one? No, it's another one, right producer, I think? So, damn man, you know who. This is right. Steve john amos passes away at the age of 84. No, he was, uh, remember he was in good times. James evans from good times and he's um, mr mcdowell from coming to america.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, okay, I actually know him. Okay, I honestly I didn't recognize him with the beard.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, yeah you know it's sad. Um, it came out that actually he passed away august 21st due to natural causes, but they just released, maybe two weeks ago, that he passed away at 84 years old. Wow, they kept that under wraps yeah, yeah okay, but yeah, rp to just in peace and he's been in so many other things but those are his more legendary, like I know, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Like, I definitely know him from like other stuff, other than yeah yeah is that the last one, producer bay?
Speaker 1:is it one more? Oh my god, yes, dame maggie smith, the british actress whose career on stage, film and television span more than 60 years, has died. Smith was, uh, renowned, no, for her role as professor mcagall in Harry Potter films and the Dowager's Countess on Downtown Abbey. She was 89 years old Damn so young. Long life. Shut up, steve, what.
Speaker 2:No, this one actually is sad because I love McGonagall and she reminds me I actually worked with a British lady at Boscov's and she had like a way of like making like she made me like try on like an actual suit and like the way she got, like she forced, like she was a great salesman. Yeah, because she fucking was she older okay, yeah, like about her eight well, I mean younger, probably a little younger she was, but no, she's probably like in her 60s 65 about that maybe 50s.
Speaker 2:No, no, older than that, oh yeah, no, but no just awesome though, like fucking she.
Speaker 1:She worked there because she like, she liked it and she wanted to work there.
Speaker 2:It's not like she. No, she was not like she was fucking out and doing everybody yeah, she was having.
Speaker 1:It was fun for her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she was great. She, I don't know. Every time like I saw her, it reminded me of her and I love that lady and for some reason always reminded me of her, so I feel like I'd love this lady too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, man, a couple. You know. So many people have passed away from Harry Potter, professor, um, both the dumbledores, um, what was harry's the big uh irish dude? I forgot his name, harry, uh, but hold on rip day.
Speaker 2:Maggie smith. Oh yeah, you're talking about those are the rip's y'all you're talking about. Uh, hagrid, hagrid yeah, he passed away. Um, I mean, when those movies came out, sam, I know I remember making fun of the kids, I read the books as a kid. I'm not going to sit there and lie to anybody.
Speaker 1:I read the books as a kid.
Speaker 2:I just told everybody I fucking did more studying in a month than I did in two decades. So I used to love to read. I fucking hate reading.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I could do it now because of my like, attention span is so short now.
Speaker 2:But we forget Sam, like I used do it now because of my, like, attention span is so short now but we forget sam, like I used to make fun of the fucking kids dressing up as harry potter getting on the fucking bus to go see those fucking movies, and now I love those movies now. I can't wait for the tv show.
Speaker 1:There are shows oh, you didn't know that, so I'm a little okay. So I've been going down a rabbit hole speaking of like, legendary, like franchises right, because that's a legendary franchise. I've been going down a rabbit hole speaking of like legendary, like franchises right, because that's a legendary franchise. I've been going down a rabbit hole of franchises, right, that I need to catch up on. So, like I never watched all the lord of the rings or the hobbits, really watched them all.
Speaker 1:What produced the bag? I thought it's called professor bay, because we're talking about professor. We gotta go.
Speaker 2:But um now, which one's your favorite? Oh, I like the hobbits I ain't gonna front me too my nigga I can't front they're way better than fucking lord of the rings.
Speaker 1:Lord of the rings is fucking pg as fuck. I'm sorry the, the hobbits are fire.
Speaker 2:I don't like I fuck that last movie's terrible bimbo baggins, bilbo baggins.
Speaker 1:My nigga I did. I kept saying that too, because it sounds like bimbo bilbo, bimbo sam, I've never said bimbo baggins. Well I did I fucking, I did and um he's way more gangsta than fucking frodo. All frodo did was fucking whine to fucking say. First of all, can we talk about how sam wise is the real hero? No, and he's a redhead too. Let me tell you something did you really watch the movies? Yeah, I did, yes, so you know how sam is. Is the real mvp? Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2:You know he is. I watched every. I watched them once, oh see, and I watched why, and that was like 10 years ago. I fucking forgot everything, rewatching I I just I know I don't like them like that, I know, see, and I was like 10 years ago, I fucking forgot everything. Watch them. I just I know I don't like them like that. I know I don't like them like that.
Speaker 1:Rewatch them. Sam is the Sam wise is the real MVP. He should actually carry the ring instead of Frodo's little whiny ass. But anyway, Bilbo Baggins is the real G, he's the real Hob. I fuck with the Hobbit movies. So there's three Lord of the Rings, there's three Hobbits, and I like the Hobbits. Now, that was my first franchise. Now you know I've been Already gone through Most of all of the All of the Star Treks, not the movies, the show, and you know how many Episodes a season. There's seven seasons, 25 episodes per season, almost done. Y'all know I'm a Trekkie. Ain't got to tell you what's another franchise. I watched Mad Max.
Speaker 2:You know what I'm going to say? Something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Overrated, oh yeah no, they're terrible. Now I have to say, though I'm talking to old school Mad Max, y'all, I'm talking.
Speaker 2:Mel Gibson in a fucking. I'm not going to lie Never saw it, don't.
Speaker 1:In a fucking. I never saw it. Don't actually just listen to me mel gibson in a really bad, I don't know if it's british, irish accent it's. It's bad because it's shot overseas. It's clearly is. She is shot in london, but he has a really bad accent australian. I can't tell you what accent it is, but it's bad.
Speaker 1:Now there's three original mad maxes with mel gibson. They're trash, except for the thunderdome, which is the third one with tina turner. Tina turner's in that movie looking amazing. Um, her name's auntie, okay, in the movie. I just thought that was funny because now auntie's kind of like, not a dig, but that's what you would call older woman. Yeah, but that was her character's name, it was auntie. But anyway, the third mad max with mel gibson fire thunder. Don't watch that. Now the new mad maxis right with uh, what's that dude's name? He plays venom. Tom hardy, tom hardy, oh, love him. That first one that he did really good. Now that second Furiosa one with the new girl. I never watched it, fucking trash. I watched it this weekend. It was so trash. First of all, they must have cut corners because everything was CGI, everything. I'm talking the set. It looked like they filmed it a complete green screen. It was fucking trash. So that was another franchise I was watching. God, give me another franchise to you guys. I probably watched it. There's so many. There's Fast and Furious franchises.
Speaker 1:I watched all the Marvel ones. Obviously I'm trying to think, but that's my next thing to watch is all the Harry Potters.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I actually stopped watching the Harry Potter probably after the Half-Blo prince um movies, because remember those? That one was a two-parter I just to me they were starting to get whack so I stopped watching them. But that's my next goal is to watch every single one of those harry potter movies. Knock that out on the weekend. Yeah, that's what we do. Lately we've been having lazy, lazy weekends me and producere where we just watch mad movies but they're franchises, like me we're talking franchises like full, like multiple sequels, like I watched all the predators, all the aliens.
Speaker 1:Actually, no, I'm lying, I watched only all the predators. That's my on my list to watch all the aliens. I'm talking from the 1970s all the way to now. Alien I ain't doing all that. Those are one of those are so good though ste. The way to now. Alien. I ain't doing all that. Those are one of those are so good though steve. They really are good. I haven't watched them in a long ass time, but the predators are pretty good too. Yo, I just think my taste has changed.
Speaker 2:That's fair. I'm not even into the same music anymore. Yeah, I fucking I hate, like I just I don't know what it is like. I just I feel like I don't know, I feel like I Aged a decade, like Mentally.
Speaker 1:I don't think anything's wrong. I feel you. I feel you. I feel Like. I feel like I've aged To the same, like I said, like I'm Not waiting in no line to go to the club or whatever, but hold that thought Cause we gotta take a break. And we're back. But yeah, I wanna watch all the. I can't watch all the jasons. I can't. There's too many jasons.
Speaker 1:There's too many freddys I probably I honestly just want to watch the original ones, the, the, maybe the first three of all those franchises why not just finish, freddy?
Speaker 2:freddy, you can knock out in a fucking night, in a day, freddie, yeah, there's only eight there's, ten there's no, no, there's not I thought there's like ten of them maybe I'm thinking of jason.
Speaker 1:I know there's more than ten for jason hold on.
Speaker 2:I can actually keep talking.
Speaker 1:I have to think oh um, I want to watch this month because it's you know, it's halloween month. Y'all you know what that means I think there's only seven yeah, no, I'm not watching that many. Are you kidding? I got three. Well, you're right, because I did watch all those lord of the rings and that's six movies yeah, and they're fucking like three hours of each. Ah, yeah, you're not gonna fool me, yeah you're not gonna fool me you know, why?
Speaker 2:I know why you're not gonna do it because you know that freddie's my favorite character no, actually you're gonna finally fucking realize, fucking realize that Freddie didn't fucking lose to Jason and you don't want to fucking admit it? No, because everybody wants to be up fucking Jason's bitch ass.
Speaker 1:I think, okay, remember last time we had this discussion, last Halloween, and I'm going to try real fast y'all. Steve, I think I told you about that clown that I met like through cosplay at the conventions. He's like a scary clown A I met like through cosplay at the conventions. He's like a scary guy. I'm just like a scary clown. I'm going to try to see if he can. Like you know, obviously Google meets on here. We could talk about like Halloween shit before Halloween drops, but I say that to say this Um I we talked about this last year about I like.
Speaker 1:I like serial killers or scary people with a motive Like there's.
Speaker 2:I hate when they don't really have much of a motive. What are you talking about? First off, freddie has a great one. He was a. He was a serial killer. He fucking killed and did bad things to kids, which is like, though, sam, you should be rude. You should hate this man more than anybody I do hate him, okay. And then he, and then he's getting revenge yeah, but like what the fuck?
Speaker 1:how whack is that? How, how, how whack is that? You're the? You're fucking in the wrong right. You're just a disgusting sick to pray person. But you get to come back to life and kill niggas. How? You killing niggas and you the one that's wrong. You over here touching little boy butts like he's wrong his motive is whack, hey he, he see. You just, you just he touched all kids, but thank you.
Speaker 2:I don't know why.
Speaker 1:I had to. I don't know why I felt like I had to. What kind of children butthole?
Speaker 2:I really don't. I didn't intend for it to come off like that, actually he touches all Children butts, I just wanted you to get the story right, not just boys. I said disclaimer earlier. I just wanted you to get the story right, that's all okay, fair enough, he touches all kids.
Speaker 1:Ass makes him even better, but jason you know, jason was born deformed. He was left unattended while these two camp counselors were fucking and he drowned psycho no, she lost it because of how he died. These two camp horny ass camp counselors were fucking while Jason fucking drowned and she lost her shit. Her son was already going through shit because he's fucking born deformed and now you little horny bastards want to let my kid drown.
Speaker 2:I got to call out your bullshit, Sam. I'm going to say you would not have been Jason's friend, you would have been like. You would have been like okay, we're not doing this I would have told. I would have told you would have been like nah nigga, nah, nigga, cause I guarantee you, as soon as you tried to like snuggle up a little bit, you're like ew. Get out of here, you egg headed motherfucker.
Speaker 1:First of all, that fucking motherfucker. Fuck jason. Why would I want to snuggle with jason and like what does that have to do with me liking him?
Speaker 2:maybe because maybe he found you comforting, because you were the only person that he has ever come across that was ever nice to him and he would have, matter of fact, we.
Speaker 1:I'ma hit it because I don't need to be killed like you want this here. Take it. Yeah, you want to help bend over right now. I don't need him to kill me, steve I'll do whatever it takes.
Speaker 2:You wouldn't have known that.
Speaker 1:You wouldn't have known that not to have this seven foot fucking mutilated, looking half dead, undead, because we looked it up. Remember he's undead, undead, person killed. He did die. He did die, but he's undead. Do that with you will and I'll do anything so he doesn't kill me. If I got a bed, ok, again, I will sit on him.
Speaker 2:I will, Sam. All you legitimately have to do is just not go to Crystal Lake.
Speaker 1:No, he leaves there sometimes, OK OK.
Speaker 2:No, we're not having this discussion again. We had to say that's why, that's why Jason's why jason is not a fucking threat.
Speaker 1:freddy could kill you anywhere that's true, and jason went to space. So I'm I'm I'm just saying he can get you anywhere too. No, and they took him out of crystal lake in the freddy versus jason movie. They let, took him out they took him.
Speaker 2:It's always. It always revolves around people taking him away to go places. Okay, but you're saying he can't, he can't, he cannot, he will not go. All you have to do is not bother him and that fucker stays asleep. That's it. He's a big bitch. Freddie wants to kill freddie's like. Nah, you take it. You forget about me. You forget about freddie. It's the mere mention of the man invokes fear and that gives him power.
Speaker 1:Freddie is the best I like freddie as a, as a okay. So, for example, I was gonna try to watch a new. I told myself I'm gonna try to watch a new horror franchise, right, because there's so, there's so many. There's freddie. No, listen. No. I said new. I told myself I'm gonna try to watch a new horror franchise, right, because there's so, there's so many, there's freddie. No, listen. No. I said new. I've watched freddie, I've watched jace, I watched michael, I've watched you didn't watch all of them um leather face. I'm saying new, these are okay. So when you go to a halloween store, it's the same killers. These guys are legends, are they not in horror movies? These guys are the legends. There's nobody topping up. You might sometimes get um jigsaw you know what I'm saying, right, but I'm saying sometimes you'll get him in that like genre of, like legendary serial killers. Am I leaving anyone out? I said michael, michael myers, that's a leather face. Jason voryses, freddie.
Speaker 2:Jeepers, creepers, you know, you don't really see too much of him.
Speaker 1:No, he doesn't really count. He's like, uh, nah, he don't count, but you know what I mean? Slashers, oh, scream the screen killer.
Speaker 2:Okay, that's why I left out. So they say slashers is different than horror. Okay, fair enough.
Speaker 1:Yeah, or whatever you want to call it like legendary. So now you, have you ever seen the terrifier? Huh, the terrifier. The fuck, is that? You ever seen art the clown? Who art? Who's that the clown? No producer babe. Could you google art the clown? So it's a new franchise actually. It just they came out with their third movie, terrifier 3, and it came out and people were actually well, it came out like last week and people were actually walking out of the theater because it was so gory yeah, it sounds like you.
Speaker 2:You gotta talk to mike about this shit. This sounds like right up his fucking lane.
Speaker 1:But this is starting to become one of those. You've seen them before, right oh, is that the motherfucker from house of a thousand corpses. No, that's you're. You're thinking of captain spaulding. That's captain spaulding. Oh, no, art the clown, can you go to? Images producer bae I mean there he is okay, I've seen him, but you never watched his movies right no me neither.
Speaker 1:So I watched one of them, um, this weekend. Not for me, y'all. And I love a good slasher, serial killer, I. I'm going to tell you why. For one, probably now because it's so huge. There's merch on this guy. But what I'm trying to explain to you is that he's becoming part of that group of legendary slashers is what I'm trying to get at. He's starting to become one of those legendary slashers. There's Halloween costumes, there's socks, there's shirts. They're not doing that for every little dumbass slasher like. He started to become one of the legends and I couldn't get into it because the first one was very low budget. I'm not sure about the other three, but they might be better. See terrifier three. Can you click on that one? It's literally torture porn, steve it's. It's up there with like what was that shit called human centipede?
Speaker 2:I've never watched that. Why do people watch this?
Speaker 1:I don't know to me, I didn't like it because, again, he doesn't have much of a motive. Yeah, if you can play the trailer, that'd be great like I don't understand why I don't hear anything.
Speaker 1:That's okay, uh, make sure y'all tune into our youtube minority plus one to check it out. But yeah, I don't know. To me it was just, he was just like hacking. He doesn't talk, he's a mute. I had to look him up. He's immortal, um okay, but there's no backstory on like where he came from. What he is he, why is he immortal? Why is he mute?
Speaker 1:so it's just, it's literally just this yeah and I like my violence with a little story. You see what I mean. It's extra ridiculous violence. I see what you're saying, you get what I'm saying and I like my violence with story, with a story. But this shit is getting huge steve I was shocked.
Speaker 2:I mean, I guess I'm not. You know people like this kind of shit.
Speaker 1:It's a very it's a niche market, right and I think people were craving, like I've been saying for years, for a new wave of horror, a new wave of like slashers. We all watch all. We all grew up and watch all the same we talked about this there.
Speaker 2:What the fuck new are they gonna do? What new? I was saying there's no new shit, there's no new stories like come on, it's really, that's a good story.
Speaker 1:Jason became a killer. His mother was beheaded because she tried to avenge him. He was the form kid that drowned at crystal lake. Freddie was a pedophile that was burned by the parents of the kids that he he raped. Leatherface came from a inbred backwoods fucking family. Uh, fucking, uh the. Uh scream, uh the the first screen because there's so many scream killers. The first ghost face uh, sydney's mother was a slut. She was a town slut and caused his, his parents, to divorce. And what was the other one? Oh, uh, michael. Actually I don't really know why michael does what he does. Yeah, see, yeah, there you go, actually.
Speaker 2:Producer no, we already did this before. We're not doing this again. No, we didn't do it for michael yeah, we did.
Speaker 1:No, we looked up michael as well, and he's undead as well he's called the shapeless one or something like that.
Speaker 2:He's called the some shit like he's. He's undead. He's not undead.
Speaker 1:We went through this, but uh, producer, can you look up mike? What is michael myers?
Speaker 2:guys, I promise you, if you look up last year's last year halloween episode, I swear to god, we did this. I'm telling you that right now there, there he is. Because we debated about this for a good hour. What is Michael Myers? He's just called the Shape.
Speaker 1:What is Michael Myers supposed to? What creature is Michael Myers?
Speaker 2:He's called the Shape. I'm telling you now he has no.
Speaker 1:Almost supernatural force, a force of nature. We know he evil. Yeah, he's just bad, sam, he just is a normal human possessed by a demon called the shape. Yes, you did say that. No, you said the shaper no, the shape. I said he's, he's possessed by a demon called the shape. So he's put, he's human, he's just possessed, and then jason is undead. Okay, can you?
Speaker 2:look at what?
Speaker 1:what is Michael Myers motive? What?
Speaker 2:Oh no, so you're going to get like 18 different answers for killing him.
Speaker 1:Uh, motivation is complex and it glued yeah Neglect, sexual jealousy and internal conflict. Well, his sister, his, not Jamie Lee Curtis, his other sister he actually watches her have sex with her boyfriend. That like almost have sex with her boyfriend. Then kill them both. He was a child.
Speaker 2:He was a trouble he was a child.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was. He was a troubled ass child. Um, it says, are driven by sexual jealousy is evil. No, so basically, he's just possessed it. It's revealed that he he's revealed to be inflicted with the curse of thorn, which drives him to kill his family. See, like you said, there is like 40 different reasons.
Speaker 2:This is why, basically, it's like he's, he's just whack. Yeah, michael Myers, they're all whack.
Speaker 1:Jason is whack, so it's canon changes. Um, what is michael myers obsession? Can you just click that one, because he just again.
Speaker 2:You're gonna get mad different answers um it's specific.
Speaker 1:Uh, simply put, uh provides no specific reason why michael's obsession with laurie, his sister. It just is. It's gone on for a long time. The more he fails to kill, the more he intensely forces his obsession to become desperate, despite being his fill of violence along the way. So he's just crazy.
Speaker 2:Guys, it's a useless property. It's the simple fact is it's just mind stupidly.
Speaker 1:And he's also possessed.
Speaker 2:Okay, all I'm saying is is is that horror movies suck. They've always sucked. They're like freddy. Freddy doesn't count, as I don't count freddy as a horror movie, it's a slasher, then he's a slasher too you can say that. But like these movies, like I never found freddy scary, ever, even before he got goofy in movie three and three so michael? Michael's just a jealous, sick child he can't be jealous, he feels nothing, he doesn't he's a psychopath, yeah, but I'm saying it's saying where his who cares.
Speaker 2:Honestly, you can. The reason why I don't I'm getting so like frustrated at this is because we're using this to canonize that and that can't be canonized. It cannot be. There is no motive to him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I see that, that's it, so he's literally the only one that out of all them slashers, besides the Terrifier also, there you go. Art the Clown also doesn't have a motive.
Speaker 2:They're just whatever they are, the way they are.
Speaker 1:I guess you could say that about leather face too. Like just because you're some inbred does not mean you gotta kill and skin people and eat them and shit. So uh, yeah, so I guess, like yeah that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Horror movies, at its core, just fulfill one need, and that's violence. That's it. There's no story yeah, but like I got another one, insidious. Does that count, even though?
Speaker 1:it's supernatural flash, that's more.
Speaker 2:Remember we talked about that, but it's a kind of horror yes, for sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what annabelle right the doll.
Speaker 2:No, that's just annabelle. That's. That's the conjuring.
Speaker 1:That's from the conjuring I always get those two mixed up they're both almost literally the same exact yeah, um. Yeah, that's. That's more psychological. That's a psychological horror like you ever watched. Um hereditary or like um god mid samar. Those are really good. Those are like psychological horrors. Those are really good. Like um you hereditary was a good one because it was basically about like a family getting like possessed by, like this demon from hell and that her mother was like part of this cult. You gotta watch. This shit is really good.
Speaker 2:That was a really good one I guess all I know is that there's nothing under the sun, so that's why I don't, that's why I just watched the same old shit yeah, me too.
Speaker 1:That's what I was. Why I broke up. The terrifier, art the clown is because he's becoming like. People were so pissed at that damn joker movie. They was like we only have the terrifier to save us for the rest of the year and a lot of people went to go see it and a lot of people walked out because it was so gory.
Speaker 2:That's crazy yeah, imagine your movie sucking so bad that they'd rather go see a fucking indie film. Yeah, about a clown that's in a Santa costume, killing people during Christmas.
Speaker 1:Oh no, he kills them all year round.
Speaker 2:Okay, can they do something more fucking like? I don't know? I never see a horror movie based around Columbus Day.
Speaker 1:Maybe because that really happened, I don't know. That was a real horror movie.
Speaker 2:Okay, what about Labor?
Speaker 1:Day. Well, real fast, you know oh.
Speaker 2:I got it. Check this out, sam Horror movie premise Ready You're a laborer for a construction company and you were promised Labor Day off. Works tight, they need you to work. You finally fucking snap this. 15 ain't working, I just needed Labor Day off. Labor Day is literally for the laborers. And then he grabs his hammer and goes and nails everybody.
Speaker 1:He feels that done him wrong he said hammer, yes, maybe he should have a. What's that shit called? Is it a jack rabbit?
Speaker 2:a jackhammer. So do you know how heavy those fucking things are?
Speaker 1:that's a little scarier with that thought, hold it, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2:And we're back, so all right, we did not intend for this to turn Into this, but I'm actually having A really fun time talking about this because, uh, yeah.
Speaker 1:So you know what you're gonna be following.
Speaker 2:No, um, as I was saying, though, because you were asking me something before we went on break.
Speaker 1:No, you were making a movie about.
Speaker 2:A murderous. A murderous construction, an overworked laborer, an overworked construction, an overworked, overworked and underpaid.
Speaker 1:Hold on an overworked, underpaid laborer for a construction company yes, losing his shit because he could get labor day off.
Speaker 2:So he goes, he takes his jackhammer and just start killing him. He gets a hammer. He's just jack and he just he's.
Speaker 1:His mission is to nail the man right and then he also kills you with the fucking cherry picker and the what's the other shit called bulldozer. He kills you in all the construction kind of ways yeah, we can make it work.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, dead ass. I never saw it.
Speaker 1:He'll kill you with some wet cement.
Speaker 2:Never saw it. Yeah, like you put a cement down their thing I don't know and like pour cement in their mouth, I don't fucking know. All I'm saying is can we get something just a tad? I would watch that just for the sake of originality that would be the funniest.
Speaker 2:They should just make that as a joke let me guess another horror movie is gonna come out. Premise this right, here we go. Somebody is either possessed or crazy. Bam, that's all you need. That's just how I feel horror movies are like. When people pitch that shit, guys, he loses his shit and becomes a serial killing clown. He loses his shit and becomes a serial killing clown.
Speaker 1:Why? Who cares? Oh, I forgot to mention we also. So my mom loves horror movies. I've talked about this a million times and she had this DVD back when DVDs were a thing. She used that mad DVDs of all these like random ass horror movies.
Speaker 2:Before we forget, I have an argument to bring DVDs back. I swear to God, I have a good argument for this. Continue.
Speaker 1:So she has all these DVDs and we'd watch them a million fucking times, Do you? You probably don't remember the Dracula movie that came out in 2000. It was called Dracula 2000.
Speaker 2:Sam, I probably watched it because I watched everything with a fucking 2000 in it. All you gotta do is put 2000 in it. And I was gonna watch it because I thought I always thought, if they had 2000 in it, yeah, it was gonna be like next. Like I always thought like movies futuristic. I always thought like the movies were like the video game consoles, that like all right, 2000 means like yo, it's like it was like 2.0. Oh, this is way better, all right, I thought. So everything with 2000. I was like all right, this is yeah, it was and they all suck for one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was bad and you know I totally forgot about it and I watched it a million times as a kid. So when I watched it again, I totally forgot that gerard butler played dracula the actor gerard butler.
Speaker 2:Why does that name sound familiar?
Speaker 1:he's the nigga that plays leonidas from 300. Oh, he doesn't even look like himself. Oh, wow, so funny. Like who thought of that casting and I totally forgot vitamin c was in the in the movie. Do you remember vitamin c? What she was? A singer, the from the early 2000s. As we go on, we remember.
Speaker 2:I know that song, I don't know I can't put in she had.
Speaker 1:She had a like orange hair, so that's why she called herself vitamin c. She had like yellow in the front and then like bright orange in the back, and she made that song. She was like popping in the early 2000s like bright orange in the back and she made that song. She was like popping in the early 2000s.
Speaker 2:I know the song, I just can't put the face of it in.
Speaker 1:I forgot that fucking hide from fucking. That 70s show was in that shit. Fucking Omar Epps was in that shit. The other black actor that looks like him was in that shit. Seven of Nine was in that shit from Star Trek. I was like what the fuck am I watching? First of all it was bad and it was just all bad. And they made a sequel that me and Colt we were watching a little bit but then we fell asleep. So I gotta finish it and I'll tell you how the sequel was. But yo terrible. It was so bad and I can't believe I liked it as a kid see, you didn't learn your lesson from the Disney days.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? When, fucking when, disney would put out a fire movie and then they come out with a part two of that fucking movie, but for some reason it never came out in theater.
Speaker 1:But it came out in DVD. But you're like nah, that's Disney though. Like when they did part two of fucking Aladdin. That shit was terrible.
Speaker 2:Or part two of, like the Fox and the Hound.
Speaker 1:Even though the Lion King second one is good. Eh, you never seen it?
Speaker 2:Yes, I did. Oh, okay, I've seen the Lion and the 1.2 or whatever 2.1 or something yeah 1.3, or whatever the fuck they do. One and a half, one and a half, that's what it is. Yeah, showing my ignorance, oh, showing my ignorance. Oh, before I forget, sam. Uh, I was thinking this on the way here.
Speaker 1:I've about fucking had it with the price increases to every goddamn streaming service walking god's green earth. Now and they're cracking down on on password sharing.
Speaker 2:I had the nerve to jack up the price and then stop password sharing so I just have to say, like I mean, disney, I fuck with you in terms of, like you know, your movies. I honestly I feel, I honestly feel like this sam, it'd be cheaper for me to just buy all the fucking movies as they come out and, honestly, just buy the fucking movies yeah and then just honestly, just do that we can bring back the $5 bins at Walmart again.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying Because, simply because you got to think it's like I got the bundle shit, no commercials, obviously, yeah, I can't do it. I tried, I gave it a month, Sam, I really fucking tried.
Speaker 1:Wait, so you got the Hulu Disney ESPN bundle. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:That's just expensive, yeah. Disney ESPN bundle oh okay, that's just expensive, yeah.
Speaker 1:So now they're upping it to almost like $30.
Speaker 2:A month. Yes, no, fucking. Netflix is about to up their shit again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I already paid $25, $26. Because I have mad devices.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I just have my single one. Yeah, so that's $20. So that's $50, right, that's $50 a month. That's $50,. Right, that's $50 a month. Those are my only two.
Speaker 1:I told you, I can't.
Speaker 2:You don't have HBO. I'm not doing HBO, no more.
Speaker 1:Well, you got YouTube, Don't forget that. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I pay for. Well, I will never get rid of that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but add that to your cost. I will always have YouTube premium.
Speaker 2:So basically but I'm only speaking just for Disney dollars a month for 12 months, I could just and mind you, I only watch doug ninesy, I watch, I watch the same shit over and over again. I could just buy the fucking dvds and just get rid of this shit and save money yeah, I think everybody's about to start go back to that, because the streaming is getting outrageous.
Speaker 1:I have a few streaming. I have disney, I got fucking netflix, I got hulu, I got max, I got paramount amazon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I had to get rid of amazon. Cut that shit, fuck out of here. I don't shop enough to do it oh, I do so.
Speaker 1:I need it fair enough no amazon, that's actually worth the price of it because it comes free when you have an amazon account yeah, that's, that's, that's different amazon. I hope they never change that I'm just never gonna.
Speaker 2:No, they wait. They make way too much money. They'll never change that. It would be so fucking stupid. Yeah, yeah, that'll happen when bezos is out of there yeah, somebody's gonna come.
Speaker 1:You know what you do, guys. We should separate the the yeah and then watch the revolt. Amazon video yeah.
Speaker 2:Anyway, that will never happen. Um, let me see. Uh, yeah, so if you just Add all that shit up, you're spending, and that's even before your fucking cable bill. For those who, even there's by People, have to be spending no less than $300 a month for their entertainment, for their home entertainment you know that is fucking nuts well, if you include, maybe like your wi-fi package right oh why?
Speaker 1:yeah, see, you're not counting cable no, I don't even know anyone that still has cable. Huh, I don't even know anybody that still has cable.
Speaker 2:I know everybody who still has cable. I don't, I don't need it.
Speaker 1:I have all these streaming services. I don't have cable at all, and you get free ones too. Like you get Pluto, you get Tubi I forget the other one so it's like you don't really need cable.
Speaker 2:I mean.
Speaker 1:Crackle. At this particular moment, I'd rather have fucking cable than the streaming services.
Speaker 2:Cable, I mean Crackle. You got a few Pre-streamed At this particular moment. I'd rather have Fucking cable Than the streaming services.
Speaker 1:You're gonna be paying Way more.
Speaker 2:No, I was saying I would rather. I'm not saying that I would.
Speaker 1:Okay, I can live Sadly, you'll still Pay more.
Speaker 2:I can live Very contently. Yeah, when times were hard, my internet got cut off. It was DVDs all day, baby. If you think I didn't break out the old orange brick Dragon Ball Z's, you got another thing coming, baby. That is fucking 250 episodes of all filler.
Speaker 1:And next last time on Minority Plus One Podcast.
Speaker 2:That actually would be kind of fire, Damn man, Such a great fucking narrator.
Speaker 1:That's like uh, synonymous with that Up there with the guy who does. Let's get ready to rumble.
Speaker 2:No, that's totally no.
Speaker 1:I think they're up there with the legendary voices Nah, legendary.
Speaker 2:Nah, bruce Buffer, no, bruce Buffer is. Uh no, that's it. No, bruce Buff. No, bruce buffers. Uh no, that's it, no, bruce buffer is still alive, right, the usc?
Speaker 1:oh, he's still alive, right? Yeah, okay, and that's his brother. Oh, okay, got it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. So one does boxing and the other does jerry, jerry what's his name from?
Speaker 1:w jerry lawless, jerry lawless, right jerry lawler lawler.
Speaker 2:Jerry Lawler.
Speaker 1:Lawler yeah, that's a legendary voice.
Speaker 2:Stone Cold, stone Cold, that's Jim Ross.
Speaker 1:No Wait, which one, which one is not the king.
Speaker 2:Jim Ross. He always wore the cowboy hat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and he had the strokes. I love him. Yeah, no, he was great, he's still alive. Yeah, no, thank God. He had like two or three strokes.
Speaker 2:He like two or three strokes. Yeah, yeah, what's his name?
Speaker 1:jim and jerry and then you had jerry, jerry lawler. And what was the other guy, the young one? There was a lot of them. Oh no, they, he said he was he was towards the attitude area. He was young so there's still.
Speaker 2:Anyway you're asking. You gotta do it with more finesse and flair. You just go. You go right from conversation to In wrapping up. There's no ease of motion.
Speaker 1:Thanks, guys for watching and listening.
Speaker 2:Watch In wrapping up. I'm your host, steven.
Speaker 1:I'm Sam Crystal.
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